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I'm so bored. |
This game is for you Daddy |
\10,000 promises, 10,000 ways to loose\"" |
#ExitSandman #legend |
And chocolate milk \ud83d\udc4c |
@Lbyoung_tucold what's the fav? & the websites on my information on the page. |
No orientation for me because my driveway is a sheet of ice. \u270c\ufe0f |
See I'm way behind on the episodes of the walking dead because I have only watched what's on Netflix |
@TheMattEspinosa please |
the amount of fuzzy socks i buy is out of control |
Honestly I thought you we're so different. But actually I'm happy knowing you're not who I thought you we're. So thanks for making it easy. |
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology that you never got. |
\u2615 |
Just watched red carpet show for the Golden Globes with my dad. He was critiquing dresses and everything. Best dad ever! #GoldenGlobes |
@JShaver25 I think I was born that way |
School becomes more upsetting everyday dealing w the idiots there. |
I have over 10,000 photos on my Mac from my iPhone alone. \n\nMy name is Shelby Heisler & I'm a photography addict. |
Football isn't everything. |
Pretty sure I have dead arm. Someone give me a massage. |
Shush girl shut your lips bc I hate you |
@Juice_Lemons I always knew one day I'd take down rear |
Coming home sore as I am now tells me I hit hard today |
Happy Friday the 13th ! |
@TravisLassiter @joeluneke if you only knew |
@MConoscuito28 you should have went on the bus! |
@MichelleC_h suck it easy. |
@Apollo_TheGreat is too fuckin nice, and call it quits is in my top 5 favorite beats ever... NJ will always ride with apollo #NASA #togood |
@DCMyers10 @taylindsey nice seein' ya lately Dev. |
@LexGadawskii I'm telling you the truth ! |
Fake fake fake. \ud83d\udc4f #getout |
I miss my box. |
Just told my dad I've been to a strip club. Sorry daddy-oh \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc6f |
Haven't seen any tweets about it being hump day. HA! |
So totally eating fries with gravy right now...yum |
My allergies are so bad I feel like killing myself. I'm goin insane. |
Se7en is one of my most favorite movies. Never gets old. |
One week one week one week one week til Jody's in Boston |
You can't treat people like crap and expect them to love you |
@TylerKresser fuck you |
@CLJB haha, you're welcome indeed... |
I forgot bout that !! |
I seriously want/need to stop swearing. Time to be c14ssy\ud83d\ude02 |
It's wedding season! Time for me to pull out my repetoire of Wedding Crashers quotes. Always appropriate |
@KellanArianna hope you are ok. If you need anything i'm here for you. |
#ImSoTiredOf Bitches who create drama. Stfu. Nobody cares. #forreal |
@WillowGalvan thanks gorgeous. \ud83d\ude18 |
Tattoos are so sexy. Like I really just love tattoos. If you're a girl and you have tattoos you're 10% more attractive |
Anyone selling a 4s in good condition? \ud83d\ude11 I broke Ryan's phone... |
@eliissseeee why do you think I worked dairy. Naps in the cooler |
I'm a donor since last week. Only because a lost friend inspired me by saving three lives. |
Mom woke Kris up to tell him the roads might be slippery . He has a 3 mile drive . She failed to even tell me and I have a 20 mile drive . |
@ChristienH23 @bridges_tanner what's that game called? |
My utmost respect goes out to all family members and friends of those who lost their lives 12 years ago today. #GodBlessAmerica #NeverForget |
so glad it's Friday and can't wait to see @britt_terrazas tomorrow |
So not stoked for Katy Perry. #VMAs |
@edenadrianna or last year. or anytime besides game 6 of the 2011 World Series. |
My prediction is that 90% of girls are going to be dressed up today. Lol @ all of u |
should have you all my hours when I had the chance \ud83c\udfb6 |
@dizom300 where ? |
Getting to lift with @NathanMcGregor7 today... It's been since hs\n#glorydays |
An tonight when my blood turns to alcohol ill probs go to ur house but ill probs regret that shit to |
Avoided being thrown in the pool till the last half hour of work. On the plus side I got cooled down. #guccigobbler #sundayfunday |
@KayKGUNArizona haha.....Deer Lodge, not Red Lodge. |
It's Mandy's bday! #big15 #yeah |
She Sexy Lolol<3 |
@fynralyl @psynister flatbread pizza sounds delicious! |
@CarmenT797 tony wants too |
Putting stories together brings so much joy #hehehe |
@BRAjonesLEY nice |
@fedora_outlier Thanks! |
I woke up in time to eat breakfast AND pack lunch much adulthood. |
@Hxc666bratty the red chord is better than most hardcore bands |
@Emilou_Regier please do! |
Daaaa hell |
@teddd13 the boy in the stripped pajamas |
@verooonicaa I was just thinking the same thing! Haha #proud |
Maddens 25th. \ud83d\ude0d |
Some shaky refereeing to say the least in this game |
I love how you actually just tried to make me feel bad. Cuz I'm definitely in the wrong... #boysaredumb #loling |
@NardInThePaint @NigelRGernhard @kicky0urpunches are we all bffs? |
@RogersAvery @C_RayDieterlen yes we are lol |
& I'm done. You can throw that word around with someone else, |
It's another fantastic morning to be alive. Celebrate it. Be happy. #DominateTheDay |
Scott foster is the biggest case of little wee wee syndrome on the planet. |
This girl is so ready for #TheWalkingDead season finale!! Ready to #fighttheliving baby ;) |
I wake up at @sarah_hoef's house home alone more than I do at my own house |
I hate going to bed upset because then I wake up upset \ud83d\ude14 |
#criminalminds |
I don't miss Ft. Leonard Wood but I do miss my battle buddies #Soldiers |
Im hell on wheels because I dont wear heels. |
And it's not even over. |
Bonfire at burke's tonight |
@JacobGroll I didn't one if those wave/ slash ur not looking so I'll grab my head thing |
@Christian_856 7 in the morning haha i watched the third heat |
How has it taken this long to find you?.. |
Such a bad day.\ud83d\ude13 #stressed |
@NeilaKudla @lindssowles come over ASAP |
You're dumb. |
They're delicious |
@saraglomski that's my favorite movie |
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