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What a Monday. #typical
Oh chicky @chickadeex514
@eeramsey is so adorable. Oh my god\ud83d\ude0d
@SurvivorJane anything wrong with the bmw?
It's not about what you've done it's about what you're doing
@InsaneIndia justin thinks dragons are real...
@Jessicanne20 \ud83d\ude14
Friday needs to come faster
@Luke42511 I was hoping you would suggest that \ud83d\ude2c
@whatimthinking I'll try to remember that at 5:30am when the alarm goes off.
Wow Andrew is being positive and nice????
My dad looked at me reeeeal funny and asked if I was wearing fake eyelashes. Yes father, I always wear fake eyelashes at McDonald's. \ud83d\ude11
It's like my body doesn't know how to sleep past 9am
@kenzieguidace Well don't tell Lisa because I doubt nana has a clue I don't wanna risk it
Got to love taking a call from a foreigner #Not
Can't wait for the Cavs vs Heat game on the 27th!!! @Jacob_Roemer15
@calebahensley it's not always about getting something back. as long as you're true to yourself & others. that's all that matters.
@brown_halle I guess I thought that's what my mom said or she was talking about someone else moving
If Boston survives this 5-3 this will be amazing
I don't even know who you are anymore.
#oomf is about to get screamed at
Not sure if I like being extremely busy or extremely slow. #iwannaleave
Why do I put up with this
My left eye has been twitching on a off all week!!! Who knows???!!!
Anyone wanna plan a weekend trip to snowshoe this winter!???!?!!
If you fall asleep before I do tonight consider yourself unforgivable.
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. If they care, they'll notice.. If they don't, you know where you stand\ud83d\udc4c
I saw his whole family last night\ud83d\ude02 #awkwardd
Sheets run #yes #smoothies
This always happens, I hate over thinking at night. \ud83d\ude1e
@FaithLinsey shew I miss 8th
@corajoflies never! OK I'll be waiting!
Aaaaaaand were late again
Work was crazy. I was also unaware that my job title changed to personal shopper tonight.
Hope everyone has fun at the away game....let's help Tri end their 4 year loosing streak \ud83c\udfc8 #wesuck
maybe i should listen to cudi instead of this sappy music
I like the way you French inhale. Do it again.
Cuddles with my best friend is the best time of day! @carlzbad007 \u263a\ufe0f
Can we just fast forward right to the boys game tomorrow night \ud83d\udc4c\u26bd\ufe0f
I just want to eat everything \ud83d\ude29
That awkward moment when you wanna know how fast your car goes
Please be over class
@Muhhhhkenzie IF YOU SHOUT ME OUT ON INSTA I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND. YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS OFFER.
If anyone has an iPhone that they don't want, I'll buy it off of you. I can't even look at my screen without getting a headache.
When your Skype drops a call and you are suddenly greeted with one of the screams from @Money_Brothers Break Free and you literally jump :/
Lets sail away & push our lives aside. \ue054\ue041\ue444\ue307\ue43e
@autumngalindoo it looked like its Anna a bunch if times lolol
@teralex42 you're a clean slate!
If you want to get fairy hot just be like me eat everything and have a high metabolism #fairynot
Ribs for dinner and basketball later? Sounds good \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc0
Daily sub
Yes.
Why?
@Liz_Kamppi @D0peDev_05 I'd love to see that \ud83d\ude02
So you and your friends can come off anon and say it to me.
@TrulySafe yes it is.
Never able to sleep good when I'm not with you #thestruggle
@Briliner10 we had so much fun tonight I love you!
Only 2 more shifts at Firehouse...it's been a solid 7 months
@dmk20_012 probably not on tinder.
Watching Smoky and the bandit(:
And this headache has got to go
I would like to get to know if i could be the kind of girl that you could be down for
Omg my Bose remote has a jump button for the radio #coolasshit
@MiaFaso you're welcome babe \ud83d\ude0b btw I LOVE your hair
@brittchele MINE IS TOO. Has been all day. I just wanna through it across the room
cuse game almost done then it's UFC time
@OhMyNickJay I don't get how they cancelled their tour but are still comin to buffalo for kissmas bash I tweeted the radio station host & -
Hand full of beans no chaser
It sucks riding a moped in rain!
lol I bought my mom the cutest mug for Christmas but I really want to keep it does that make me an Indian giver or just a terrible person
@meganmarissaa wanna come to seabreeze with me the 30?
@senji_jp @silvergest \u6a2a\u304b\u3089\u7b11\u3063\u305f\uff57\uff57\uff57
@Britton_Shea11 \ud83d\udcaa
Love is patient, love is kind. I'm not crying on Sundays.
Forever needing emojis
@TheRocketCo #systemsweek bundle looks good- but without a closer look at the docs in it- it's a lot of money for a vague description
I wish life had a musical score.
Please list your favorite diet beverages in your tinder profile. Thank you.
@JedZiggler I would like to see Ted Cruz & Justin Amash ticket
#freakingout
You wish tiff
IM SO OVER THE BULLSHIT
Well several areeee....
Hockey's back..
having the worst day ever already\ud83d\ude15
Brayden must have left his superman cape at the dry cleaners
fangirling hardcore right now..
I asked for a hot Turkey sandwich. My mom brings me Turkey on a piece of bread?
@CallMoiBailey you got that right!
@TeaganAshley you must watch football blindfolded! #gigem
@TedTheDictator Blame Michigan's kicker...he stinks!
Okay...time for work :(
1/6 of the way done
My last retweet\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I hate when girls do that lol
Tolzien is really not playing that bad, everyone is just used to Aaron Rodgers competing every pass
\Forget about your friends, you know they\u2019re gonna say we're bad for each other but we ain\u2019t good for anyone else.\" \u2764\ufe0f Kenny"
Onifc
I love Shellac. It's been over a week and still no chip in my finger nail polish.
@ArielleLevesque I'm thinking about making separate account for my bachelor obsession....