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What a Monday. #typical |
Oh chicky @chickadeex514 |
@eeramsey is so adorable. Oh my god\ud83d\ude0d |
@SurvivorJane anything wrong with the bmw? |
It's not about what you've done it's about what you're doing |
@InsaneIndia justin thinks dragons are real... |
@Jessicanne20 \ud83d\ude14 |
Friday needs to come faster |
@Luke42511 I was hoping you would suggest that \ud83d\ude2c |
@whatimthinking I'll try to remember that at 5:30am when the alarm goes off. |
Wow Andrew is being positive and nice???? |
My dad looked at me reeeeal funny and asked if I was wearing fake eyelashes. Yes father, I always wear fake eyelashes at McDonald's. \ud83d\ude11 |
It's like my body doesn't know how to sleep past 9am |
@kenzieguidace Well don't tell Lisa because I doubt nana has a clue I don't wanna risk it |
Got to love taking a call from a foreigner #Not |
Can't wait for the Cavs vs Heat game on the 27th!!! @Jacob_Roemer15 |
@calebahensley it's not always about getting something back. as long as you're true to yourself & others. that's all that matters. |
@brown_halle I guess I thought that's what my mom said or she was talking about someone else moving |
If Boston survives this 5-3 this will be amazing |
I don't even know who you are anymore. |
#oomf is about to get screamed at |
Not sure if I like being extremely busy or extremely slow. #iwannaleave |
Why do I put up with this |
My left eye has been twitching on a off all week!!! Who knows???!!! |
Anyone wanna plan a weekend trip to snowshoe this winter!???!?!! |
If you fall asleep before I do tonight consider yourself unforgivable. |
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. If they care, they'll notice.. If they don't, you know where you stand\ud83d\udc4c |
I saw his whole family last night\ud83d\ude02 #awkwardd |
Sheets run #yes #smoothies |
This always happens, I hate over thinking at night. \ud83d\ude1e |
@FaithLinsey shew I miss 8th |
@corajoflies never! OK I'll be waiting! |
Aaaaaaand were late again |
Work was crazy. I was also unaware that my job title changed to personal shopper tonight. |
Hope everyone has fun at the away game....let's help Tri end their 4 year loosing streak \ud83c\udfc8 #wesuck |
maybe i should listen to cudi instead of this sappy music |
I like the way you French inhale. Do it again. |
Cuddles with my best friend is the best time of day! @carlzbad007 \u263a\ufe0f |
Can we just fast forward right to the boys game tomorrow night \ud83d\udc4c\u26bd\ufe0f |
I just want to eat everything \ud83d\ude29 |
That awkward moment when you wanna know how fast your car goes |
Please be over class |
@Muhhhhkenzie IF YOU SHOUT ME OUT ON INSTA I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND. YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS OFFER. |
If anyone has an iPhone that they don't want, I'll buy it off of you. I can't even look at my screen without getting a headache. |
When your Skype drops a call and you are suddenly greeted with one of the screams from @Money_Brothers Break Free and you literally jump :/ |
Lets sail away & push our lives aside. \ue054\ue041\ue444\ue307\ue43e |
@autumngalindoo it looked like its Anna a bunch if times lolol |
@teralex42 you're a clean slate! |
If you want to get fairy hot just be like me eat everything and have a high metabolism #fairynot |
Ribs for dinner and basketball later? Sounds good \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc0 |
Daily sub |
Yes. |
Why? |
@Liz_Kamppi @D0peDev_05 I'd love to see that \ud83d\ude02 |
So you and your friends can come off anon and say it to me. |
@TrulySafe yes it is. |
Never able to sleep good when I'm not with you #thestruggle |
@Briliner10 we had so much fun tonight I love you! |
Only 2 more shifts at Firehouse...it's been a solid 7 months |
@dmk20_012 probably not on tinder. |
Watching Smoky and the bandit(: |
And this headache has got to go |
I would like to get to know if i could be the kind of girl that you could be down for |
Omg my Bose remote has a jump button for the radio #coolasshit |
@MiaFaso you're welcome babe \ud83d\ude0b btw I LOVE your hair |
@brittchele MINE IS TOO. Has been all day. I just wanna through it across the room |
cuse game almost done then it's UFC time |
@OhMyNickJay I don't get how they cancelled their tour but are still comin to buffalo for kissmas bash I tweeted the radio station host & - |
Hand full of beans no chaser |
It sucks riding a moped in rain! |
lol I bought my mom the cutest mug for Christmas but I really want to keep it does that make me an Indian giver or just a terrible person |
@meganmarissaa wanna come to seabreeze with me the 30? |
@senji_jp @silvergest \u6a2a\u304b\u3089\u7b11\u3063\u305f\uff57\uff57\uff57 |
@Britton_Shea11 \ud83d\udcaa |
Love is patient, love is kind. I'm not crying on Sundays. |
Forever needing emojis |
@TheRocketCo #systemsweek bundle looks good- but without a closer look at the docs in it- it's a lot of money for a vague description |
I wish life had a musical score. |
Please list your favorite diet beverages in your tinder profile. Thank you. |
@JedZiggler I would like to see Ted Cruz & Justin Amash ticket |
#freakingout |
You wish tiff |
IM SO OVER THE BULLSHIT |
Well several areeee.... |
Hockey's back.. |
having the worst day ever already\ud83d\ude15 |
Brayden must have left his superman cape at the dry cleaners |
fangirling hardcore right now.. |
I asked for a hot Turkey sandwich. My mom brings me Turkey on a piece of bread? |
@CallMoiBailey you got that right! |
@TeaganAshley you must watch football blindfolded! #gigem |
@TedTheDictator Blame Michigan's kicker...he stinks! |
Okay...time for work :( |
1/6 of the way done |
My last retweet\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I hate when girls do that lol |
Tolzien is really not playing that bad, everyone is just used to Aaron Rodgers competing every pass |
\Forget about your friends, you know they\u2019re gonna say we're bad for each other but we ain\u2019t good for anyone else.\" \u2764\ufe0f Kenny" |
Onifc |
I love Shellac. It's been over a week and still no chip in my finger nail polish. |
@ArielleLevesque I'm thinking about making separate account for my bachelor obsession.... |
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