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\your eyes are so beautiful, but hold a lot of blocked out sadness & pain\" an old lady just told me this at work\ud83d\ude01" |
Just once I wish my expectations would align with reality |
\ud83d\udc4c #successfulnight |
I wanna make a shopping trip to Syracuse so badddd! |
School all day work all night. #yay |
Just downloaded snap chat again, but it changed so much since last time! |
From now on Im going to @WhiteB0ySwag25 for all my guy advice |
Got some projects I need to do <<< |
Goats and cuddling |
Morgantown it is with the boys! #nightout #roadtrip |
This is a tumblr type of night |
Peeing |
@AuburnGent95 it'll be okay. \ud83d\ude18 |
You don't have to be there until 8:30 . |
If I had a backyard I would bury all my memories of you in it |
Slowest human on the planet award goes to @egray13 |
Where were any of these jerks when Bush/Cheney were plotting their war crimes? With pom poms cheering the politicians. @joenbc |
Sometimes, I take a walk in the back of my mind |
If someone walks by you & their skin is all dark red w white lines from their bathing suit you automatically know they're a tourist #wontlie |
The air on my skin and the world under my toes |
@eatshitphilly75 who even are you? |
@AlexRodrego dude got any left? |
Sunday funday? |
Sorry gf for looking so ratchet rn |
I have the most awful dreams... |
Waking up to Bentley climbing in my bed hugging me is the sweetest thing,makes my day\u2764\n\n#Perfectbaby! |
Wasn't thanksgiving last week ? |
You were doing so good. We were all so proud of you. |
Way passed my bedtime. \u270c Goodnight world. |
#YouGetPointsIf my family loves you. |
I'm too tired right now. \ud83d\ude1e Not looking forward to this drive to Huntington. |
@Kelli_MI Morning Kelli |
It's finally sinking in...\ud83d\ude15 |
My French teacher just called me poor... |
David I will seriously make you not be able to have kids If you stalk the shit out of me tonight #not in the mood for it |
lol @ @jewels4209 bc surrounded by African Americans like myself tonight & she doesn't know how to act. #butseriously |
@Nia_bang NO!!\ud83d\udc4a I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND |
@_anch0rs_ what you make home made waffles |
Oh yo I'm watching Ted tho. \ud83d\udc3b |
@vannahhhleighh Well why haven't you?!? \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d |
This was bound to happen.. |
I was gonna do my homework, but then I realized none of it is due until Thursday #thankyouPSAT |
@ELALUSA if you strike can I cancel my Tuesday ticket and make other plans? |
There are TWELVE black people In centennial right now. It's a miracle |
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you don't talk to every damn girl around. |
@ElizzzaCarrrey thanks!! \ud83d\ude18 |
I \u2764 Snapchat. |
If only college was like blue mountain state #WishfulThinking |
Lol if a bus hits 3 cars and almost flips obviously that's a sign! |
@ErikBerg56 @perrisoso if I would have fixed my tire today I would already be there... |
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA |
@kuchiek fight me |
Sunday Funday in room 303 |
Then I looked outside and it kicked in it was still nighttime. ... |
@vvincenzo Still a Seahawks fan? Hope you're doing well. #UAlbany |
Bitch i know you didnt just subtweet |
@cassie_cione I was going to work there but I ended up not being able too |
Pretty sure Trevor is the only human being that can find me even remotely attractive especially after the fact I slept on him, and snore \ud83d\ude4a |
I'm literally dying laughing at what devins saying in her sleep right now hahahahaha |
@ppvagina no I really am |
Wish I could go to the game... \ud83d\ude14 |
So everyone drives around southington in their mustangs and I'm just sitting here driving in a dodge \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f |
@ChristiShanahan @twasylenko6 yes you do. \ud83d\ude18 |
Poor Atlas. I don't think either one of us got much sleep last night |
live your life you only get one |
What a great Christmas dinner and day this turned out to be.... Not. |
I'm so stuffed. But I make too good of food to stop. #QualityHouseWifeMaterial |
The snow storm got me stuck at my boyfriends house for the night. Now I have to deal with him being hyper in the morning.. #letmesleep |
The shit hunter moore has people do xD |
I have absolutely no one. I just need to talk. |
And with that, I'm going back to sleep. Also I need to tell a dude a work with because he'll be excited!! |
goodnight to all of my beautiful social media addicts. <3 |
@maddymrc How's Wisconsin feeling? |
Liar.. #imnotstupid . |
After @frannayyyyy had confided in me that she has never seen ANY of the fast and furious movies, I must question our friendship... \ud83d\ude14 |
Run before pool...or not.......one hour to decide |
@haalleezz I read this as nipples on accident |
Reading quizzes will be the death of me |
Spending an entire day with @_BeeLoww \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0a\u2764 >>>>> |
Seems like whenever I tell someone something, they try to one up me. What the hell. |
I feel so betrayed by both you. Ill never true you again. |
@Mdons23 @MAZGOOPAH are you there god it's me Margaret |
I want a little puppy or kitten so bad \ud83d\ude22 |
Tswift >>> |
Is @AmanderzPanderz considered a goddess.\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18 |
I need to stop eating at night. I think that is the reasoning for me getting fat. |
Family is everything. Don't ever forget that. |
If God has a specific person chosen for us to marry, what happens if we choose the wrong person? |
I've been eating all day and I'm starving whats for dinner?? \ud83c\udf74 |
Late night phone calls >> |
Food >> \ud83d\ude0d |
Thanks to my mother, for making me love all dance music from the day you played it |
as of right now i will not will attending school again tomorrow ! |
More than ready for this week to be over !!!!!!!! |
Glad to find out from other people that I had alcohol poisoning? Weird I cut my esophagus. |
That Lincoln drama though <<< PG is the place to be. Anywhere but there!! \u270c\u270c\u270c |
S/O to @EmilyCarpino5 for being the most beautiful ginger I know. :)) |
@WhoaBRadical you better |
Yay for crying in front of your boss. |
My day so far has consisted of Forza and I'm completely okay with letting the rest of the day consist of Forza. |
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