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\your eyes are so beautiful, but hold a lot of blocked out sadness & pain\" an old lady just told me this at work\ud83d\ude01"
Just once I wish my expectations would align with reality
\ud83d\udc4c #successfulnight
I wanna make a shopping trip to Syracuse so badddd!
School all day work all night. #yay
Just downloaded snap chat again, but it changed so much since last time!
From now on Im going to @WhiteB0ySwag25 for all my guy advice
Got some projects I need to do <<<
Goats and cuddling
Morgantown it is with the boys! #nightout #roadtrip
This is a tumblr type of night
Peeing
@AuburnGent95 it'll be okay. \ud83d\ude18
You don't have to be there until 8:30 .
If I had a backyard I would bury all my memories of you in it
Slowest human on the planet award goes to @egray13
Where were any of these jerks when Bush/Cheney were plotting their war crimes? With pom poms cheering the politicians. @joenbc
Sometimes, I take a walk in the back of my mind
If someone walks by you & their skin is all dark red w white lines from their bathing suit you automatically know they're a tourist #wontlie
The air on my skin and the world under my toes
@eatshitphilly75 who even are you?
@AlexRodrego dude got any left?
Sunday funday?
Sorry gf for looking so ratchet rn
I have the most awful dreams...
Waking up to Bentley climbing in my bed hugging me is the sweetest thing,makes my day\u2764\n\n#Perfectbaby!
Wasn't thanksgiving last week ?
You were doing so good. We were all so proud of you.
Way passed my bedtime. \u270c Goodnight world.
#YouGetPointsIf my family loves you.
I'm too tired right now. \ud83d\ude1e Not looking forward to this drive to Huntington.
@Kelli_MI Morning Kelli
It's finally sinking in...\ud83d\ude15
My French teacher just called me poor...
David I will seriously make you not be able to have kids If you stalk the shit out of me tonight #not in the mood for it
lol @ @jewels4209 bc surrounded by African Americans like myself tonight & she doesn't know how to act. #butseriously
@Nia_bang NO!!\ud83d\udc4a I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
@_anch0rs_ what you make home made waffles
Oh yo I'm watching Ted tho. \ud83d\udc3b
@vannahhhleighh Well why haven't you?!? \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d
This was bound to happen..
I was gonna do my homework, but then I realized none of it is due until Thursday #thankyouPSAT
@ELALUSA if you strike can I cancel my Tuesday ticket and make other plans?
There are TWELVE black people In centennial right now. It's a miracle
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you don't talk to every damn girl around.
@ElizzzaCarrrey thanks!! \ud83d\ude18
I \u2764 Snapchat.
If only college was like blue mountain state #WishfulThinking
Lol if a bus hits 3 cars and almost flips obviously that's a sign!
@ErikBerg56 @perrisoso if I would have fixed my tire today I would already be there...
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
@kuchiek fight me
Sunday Funday in room 303
Then I looked outside and it kicked in it was still nighttime. ...
@vvincenzo Still a Seahawks fan? Hope you're doing well. #UAlbany
Bitch i know you didnt just subtweet
@cassie_cione I was going to work there but I ended up not being able too
Pretty sure Trevor is the only human being that can find me even remotely attractive especially after the fact I slept on him, and snore \ud83d\ude4a
I'm literally dying laughing at what devins saying in her sleep right now hahahahaha
@ppvagina no I really am
Wish I could go to the game... \ud83d\ude14
So everyone drives around southington in their mustangs and I'm just sitting here driving in a dodge \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f
@ChristiShanahan @twasylenko6 yes you do. \ud83d\ude18
Poor Atlas. I don't think either one of us got much sleep last night
live your life you only get one
What a great Christmas dinner and day this turned out to be.... Not.
I'm so stuffed. But I make too good of food to stop. #QualityHouseWifeMaterial
The snow storm got me stuck at my boyfriends house for the night. Now I have to deal with him being hyper in the morning.. #letmesleep
The shit hunter moore has people do xD
I have absolutely no one. I just need to talk.
And with that, I'm going back to sleep. Also I need to tell a dude a work with because he'll be excited!!
goodnight to all of my beautiful social media addicts. <3
@maddymrc How's Wisconsin feeling?
Liar.. #imnotstupid .
After @frannayyyyy had confided in me that she has never seen ANY of the fast and furious movies, I must question our friendship... \ud83d\ude14
Run before pool...or not.......one hour to decide
@haalleezz I read this as nipples on accident
Reading quizzes will be the death of me
Spending an entire day with @_BeeLoww \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0a\u2764 >>>>>
Seems like whenever I tell someone something, they try to one up me. What the hell.
I feel so betrayed by both you. Ill never true you again.
@Mdons23 @MAZGOOPAH are you there god it's me Margaret
I want a little puppy or kitten so bad \ud83d\ude22
Tswift >>>
Is @AmanderzPanderz considered a goddess.\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18
I need to stop eating at night. I think that is the reasoning for me getting fat.
Family is everything. Don't ever forget that.
If God has a specific person chosen for us to marry, what happens if we choose the wrong person?
I've been eating all day and I'm starving whats for dinner?? \ud83c\udf74
Late night phone calls >>
Food >> \ud83d\ude0d
Thanks to my mother, for making me love all dance music from the day you played it
as of right now i will not will attending school again tomorrow !
More than ready for this week to be over !!!!!!!!
Glad to find out from other people that I had alcohol poisoning? Weird I cut my esophagus.
That Lincoln drama though <<< PG is the place to be. Anywhere but there!! \u270c\u270c\u270c
S/O to @EmilyCarpino5 for being the most beautiful ginger I know. :))
@WhoaBRadical you better
Yay for crying in front of your boss.
My day so far has consisted of Forza and I'm completely okay with letting the rest of the day consist of Forza.