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Is anyone else having trouble logging in to Christian Mingle? #ThisAlwaysHappens |
I'm just trying for some Mac and cheese and beer. All I want. |
i went to sleep a convict, i woke up a legend |
Lord, I only pray that he's Christian and Country |
we're all tweeting them both like any of them care or are gunna respond ... lol |
.............5 hours later and my car is still stuck in mud................................ |
@Free_Riv It's the truth dood |
Dying the underneath of my hair red \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01 #Nervous |
I'm gonna lose it soon |
@ColegroveTyler probably #goodidea |
I wake up and go to sleep on twitter. |
You did nothing right today so don't expect me to tomorrow. |
@venessadondiego lol so am I |
awake and not tired |
Miley, why do you have a cat singing your song..?\ud83d\ude11 |
Brown bag is tasty af |
@trevorpatrickk miss you bro. We gotta hangout soon. |
There's no such thing as wild enough |
@brandondberry ME ME ME ME ME! I DO! PICK ME! |
@bognasty05 I'm down |
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So I have found out that friends is one of the best shows of all time. |
poor Paul |
@BrownsGuides Thanks for connecting with @RuthiesRoutes |
@_JordanLloyd_ @humps92 did you eat it |
As soon as Christmas comes around I WILL have a MAC computer! \ud83d\ude21 |
Well.... |
warped tour was fun. <3 |
FOR MURICA. \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\u270c |
@Brian_1_Kelly all Ohio was like 90 to like high 60s or low 70s and king James won by like 40 |
I'm over everyone |
SOB STORY |
@kelcolls no happy bday no merry Christmas and no happy New Years but now this ! #slut :) |
Kids in the bed nuf said\ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4 |
The past 8 months I have learned so much about myself . To always trust in god and that everything happens for a reason |
Watching Across The Universe was an excellent choice. \ud83d\udc4d |
@Loganhein let's not get carried away.. |
I'm just constantly hungry tonight I don't get it |
#InComingFreshmanAdvice don't bring Vicodin to school. Someone will rat on you & you will get suspended for 2 months. |
@tyhargis I want Te'o to play lights out, but still want Nama to win. Reid is encouraging with saying #1 doesn't have to be a QB |
@T_Mooluh well, I don't haha |
Just deleted him and his family off of Facebook and their numbers. This is how I'll forget about you, if I pretend you don't exist. |
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@MaryMcDonnell10 you still here with us? |
@donald_faison remember the titans is on. Are you still THE running back y'all? |
I guess ill drink you away. |
@KyleKeatts6 Ahh. #jealous |
I do it anyway |
@ang5kids love you teacher |
@_AhhhYouLoveMe_ nothing at all |
@jamieconnell92 HOW it makes sense to me like it shows theyre w you for you not for you physically an maybe physically attracted to others |
@TommyIsCreepy but u can only do Miranda in 3 if you've romanced her in 2 |
No one cares how high u get they just care if u share |
First time at wsu where I have a working clock in my classroom |
geez ,why do you care so much |
Fuck math |
My music, blanket, and the smell of roses in my room right now >>>> |
I miss crack head Chrissy \ud83d\ude14 |
You're hair looks like shit #subtweet |
What you just said is completely invalid because the best choice you could have made out of all the guys was me, not him |
Give me one more night |
@t_hawk24 just because lol |
@RavenNewton2 Everyone knows what you are!! You can't just stop being a whore. Once your a whore that sticks. |
Brb killing myself |
my math midterm grade is going to be hilarious. |
We're losing to the bills right now... |
@universallydumb they help create facial expressions and without eyebrows people look real fuckin weird lemme tell you |
@ericakeller2 @BrrrookeMostowy @SharonKaska thanks!! |
Coming home to find my moms gone for the night is probably one of the most exciting things ever |
@Savannah_0218 ha ha |
@JEfor3 jeez sorry I didn't get technical with it |
New iOS 7...you either love it or hate it...there is no in between. |
A lot of intoxicated peeps |
i will drink the fuck out of cool blue gatorade tho |
@TrippyCubling surfing just doesn't seem so appealing in this weather haha |
Waking up with an egg in your forehead and remember you and @danidonahue bumped heads.... #ow |
I love cracking my knuckles |
@babekitee WHAT?! hell yes that means were hanging all the time right?! |
I'll never be his favorite friend but at least I tried |
I wish I would hit the jackpot |
@LHPRJB35 good luck down there! |
Always interesting being in VIP listening to insanely wealthy people talk |
Unc and holy cross |
I honestly think that my dad couldn't get any worse |
@LawsonWishard you watch your mouth when you talk to me |
Yeah bye |
@ChopKingg hahahahahaha it's dark in there, I went in there....it's dark hahahaha |
Friends don't do that. |
At least I got subway & chocolate covered strawberries. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4f |
Like 90% of my problems are just scenarios made up in my head and it's frustrating! \ud83d\ude29 |
@_TWC3_ can't mom said |
@KidAngelXO um me and like three other people |
WHOLY beautiful truck I just seen #neckbreaker |
@HunterHMakesMe awww!!!! :( that sucks!!! I didn't think I'd like my cat....but she's my favorite xD |
@Patriot_Merica emergency is the most expensive and inefficient. Do some homework nutjob |
Two weeks until I go go the Braves game! #pumped \u26be\ud83d\ude0d |
If i didn't have work today there would be no way that I would be at school right now |
@DoLeeWolf15 hope you sat on the winning side\ud83d\ude01, glad to see you tonight |
Family Guy predicted marathon bombing |
The fact that you lied straight to my face shows how little I mean to you. #fakeass |
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