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@PaytonGranger88 not even sure |
Girls on their period are the most scary thing honestly. |
@KatieWischerath I knoww!! Next time |
Kevin Costner still a hottie #GoldenGlobe |
Or not, that's cool too |
@ShitsiHate People who are mean to other people for no reason <<< #pissesmeoff |
@g_stil not meeee lol |
Lt @Ltaylorr71 |
If it comes out sweet but I'm not getting my hopes up |
When I lose 2 noise rings and one earring in one day<< #notcool |
@AbrarShahin thanks! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18 |
@nielsen_issac you don't even know. I had the chance to kiss one of the prettiest girls I know and pussied out |
@meghaaanmurphy missin u sexy |
Is there a large music scene in Michigan? |
Ill never be good enough for you, and I cant try anymore.. |
\Dad, you were like a father to me.\" - #DueDate" |
@asshtemarantz thank you \ud83d\ude09 |
One class away from my weekend! |
Wish I was a cop now so I could pull your ass over for that extremely illegal lane change. #justwaittilliam #alreadyknowtrafficlaws |
on the bright side - I got a new belly button ring for $5 :) |
When gas stations don't have cherry dr pepper. So you gotta mix regular dr pepper with wild cherry pepsi |
I'm really hoping that two hour math review I just went to pays off!! |
@suz_nn3 who needs power when you have TTHE OUTDOORS |
Yesterday Jessie punched my abs and left a fist print.. |
@MFloerchinger at least Taylor Swift can date someone her own age |
I HATE CANDY CRUSH LEVEL 29 |
@KristyPinto why not thought you were |
@SarinaMay1 how bout we hang out the next weekend? DON'T PLAN ANYTHING \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 |
@AverieeeMadison hang tight |
If I stumble, I won't crumble. |
@tkrepostman bitch I was free styling. |
Can we just fuck already or... |
@aka23_ it doesn't have all of them but it has a few for a modest proposal |
Lolololololololololololololololololololol |
Thinking on thinking on thinking \ud83d\ude23 |
I'm just so frustrated |
@reformedpita Gotta have more cowbell, baby. |
I wish I could go camping more often \ud83c\udfa3\u26fa\ud83d\udd25 |
Miley is perfect . |
I might have just really freaked the fuck out over some toilet paper\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc4e #notok |
I wanna know who @BradBoyer4 is tweeting about. |
Who's tryin to chill |
Wide eyed to a world we never fully see, we are all just dreamers |
@entirebieber BEAUTIFUL |
K night |
My money goes to snapbacks and new shoes |
@_VitaminG I thought about that, but isn't that super messy. I don't want to clean shit. |
How fun this weekend is going to be > |
Epiphniotic isn't a word but if it were I'd use it in that context. |
What game should I play |
Track meets in the morning are tough... |
@SamShrader I'm scaredddd! |
After three hours of handing out candy we still have three buckets left. Oh well more for me \ud83d\ude0f |
Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this hangover? \ud83d\ude37 |
Hope my girls like my practice plan for tonight #workout #getbetter |
I wish every day had 25 hours. |
@SniaZach5 @king_kish11 I'm so jealous |
Early to bed. Early to rise. |
Damn, you really fuckin' up \ud83d\ude02 |
@RedRyneFisher cause they look bad so they call him a fake. But really most of the golf fraternity is a bunch of collar up pussies anyways |
This episode of Key & Peele >>>> |
I literally almost cried from losing my lighter. |
@_Giovanni3 That's just how I am! |
@PkSmith9 The legends. |
@ZexyConqueror but your prob right :( which really sucks. |
Not a chance in this world I'm looking nice for grad practice |
I've met so many great people because of music. I wouldn't trade it for anything. |
We're on in 10 minutes with the latest on Nidal #Hasan on @KCENNews . You watching? |
The number of people that confuse 'to' and 'too' is two damn high. |
And please don't tell me that I'm dreaming, when all I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you |
Cause I believe that love is the answer, I believe that love will find a way \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a |
@welch_katelyn make some food |
#getatme #gohard |
Why do I feel like everybody is sick? Lmfao it's Missouri guys |
I was gonna go to bed til I remembered new teen mom and catfish! |
So glad this week is over......one week closer to spring! |
telling @dylanclmn about my probz and his response is \at least you can shower standing up\" #crippledniggaprobz" |
Are the bucks going to bring someone out of retirement for the rest of the season? @Bucks |
@Parisa_Alison ugh no |
Only good thing about waking up for this show is I get to go back to bed.. In a bed all by myself. Even if it's B's toddler bed \ud83d\ude0f |
I think having all of these one direction photos in my room is better for me because when I wake up I see happy faces and it makes me happy! |
I drink water like it's my job. |
@BabyBlu__ good luck with the drive tomorrow |
Lol what girls weren't at the plaza last night? |
I mean it's my last year in IF. I gotta have mistletoe and New Years kiss |
Enrique Iglesias \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d #TeAmoMucho |
Really hope New Mexico pulls this off because I'm screwed in one of my brackets if so... |
She tryna get ha head up out my lap That's a negative! |
@gasoleena @jennjengoesrawr actually if you turn off the group messaging, then turn it back on, it stops the previous messages from coming \ud83d\ude01 |
Si bebe, beba con control!! Jajajaja |
Catfish>>> I'm so excited for tomorrow nights new one! #looksreal #Cantwait |
@spitfyr62 the 56 that Pauch drove last yr |
Breathe. |
I wish I didn't care so much |
@toastersix Sovereign. |
I think I love single mothers more bc my momma was one |
@MACTiNO #pussy |
2 months from right now we'll be in spring break. Just take that in. |
@ajowallis I called\u2026but you're not there. This makes me sad. |
Please tell me why we have no delay or cancelation.Weve been sliding all over the road. Stg this school is dumb af |
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