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You're already up like $18. That's three whole months of AH on Robinhood! Good job! | This post did not age well. | |
Imagine if that shitpost had actually been right | If they said puts.. | |
What strike? | 225. Did I lose it all or half? | |
Yeah you're going to get like 20 cents for that | No way you get 20 cents for that | |
you just doubled your account now | What the fuck happened? Shit guidance? | |
Sorry to hear my man. Don’t worry you will recover | Mate, i went from 5k to - 1k right now, in pretty fucked | |
They gave guidance that essentially they are dieing as a company | Dying? Lol, no. Slowing down due to saturation points. Yes. | |
Holy fuck how much did op make | 6k | |
Well holy fuck. I went all in. I belong here. I am done with options! LOL | If you really went all in, you are done trading anything for a while. | |
Down $50 now ! | yeah this is rough. I was up about $3k at close. now I'm out about $6k between FB and PYPL | |
What did I fucking say. Look at that. | my iron condor was not ready for this shit... all that had to happen was for it to close between like, $200 and $228 tomorrow and I'd have made nearly max profit. fuck my life. | |
If they said puts.. | Yeah that would be genius lol | |
If you think 179 is a bargain wait until you see 160... | It's... almost there. | |
Give it till tomorrow mid day to really see. AH are more volatile. Best part about IC also is even if it falls outside your range you generally can exit for no where near max loss | i dunno man... I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hit max loss. i needed it to close between $202 and $228 tomorrow to be profitable, and really anywhere in the middle would have been max profit. and the few shares I own are fucking trashed now. god dammit. lol. Should have just stuck to yolo'ing SPY. | |
Got killed on revenue and user growth. I lost literally my entire portfolio betting on earnings, don't be like me. 90% it really is gambling. Let me give you a hint though: Nobody in Gen Z uses Facebook anymore, and less and less are using Netflix. | like literally every meaningful stat in their report is higher than Q1 of this year, and considerably higher than Q2 of 2017. I don't get it. i mean, sure, it's maybe not as MUCH bigger as they'd hoped, but they beat EPS expectations... I could see a 5% decline... but fucking 20% is insane. I don't feel like that level of sell-off is at all justified. | |
Well fuck me right in the pussy | That's not where zuck is sticking it | |
I called it | How hard are you right now? | |
I am dead.Mod me. | Yeh on 2nd thought you're fucked. Nice work, OP. | |
What if facebook is down 6% because it's making it's users more retarded every quarter? | It's a catch22, once the users get too retarded to leave Facebook they'll be too retarded to use Facebook | |
You really thought you could buy free puts after you know the stock went down? Like you’re a wizard or something? | Or a wizard who's also a daddy and knows a thing or two about options | |
Wow good call. Let me save it one sec | Switch back to hyphens ASAP! 20% and counting. | |
Oh my god I don't think I have seen something like this. 125B in Marketcap gone and still falling. They lost more money in 30 mins than 150 countries gross in GDP in a whole year | I am seriously impressed at this level of bed shitting and very glad I got XLY calls and not QQQ ones. | |
Looking more like 182 or 182.5 strike. On close to buying, may teddies bless us tomorrow (or Friday) otherwise, I'll console myself with self deprecation WSB post karma! Haha! | Hope you did! I'm in 5 of the 7/27 284P | |
I went hard on $SNAP puts. Between that and the $PYPL fail, it's time to look at $ROPE options. | snap is going down hard after hours | |
Then randomly lied about it. What was that about? You'd think he would brag about banging a porn star, not get Cohen to set up a company to pay her off and then deny any of it ever happened on national television. | It's probably because it's really none of your business who he did or didn't sleep with 12 years ago. | |
No one cares | Ouch | |
Ugh I have to use service now at work. Shit sucks. | Better than Ivanti, holy shit what a pile of flaming dog shit. | |
lol hope you sold bruh | God damn this guy(original commenter) still doesn't get it. Do the opposite of the re re's | |
Literally the earth's rotation is bad for MU | Then if a meteor comes and knocks earth off it's axis we will literally MUun | |
You mad man. Respect. | I know, I felt kind of dumb buying it, but I really believe Ford can be the car company of the future | |
Facebook is a very easy company to value using discounted cash flow right this second. That’s why the price is going to keep dropping. They’re worth next to nothing...like 50b. | its fang dude behavioral finance is more powerful. You think niggas out there doing DCFs | |
That's $MU my guy, wrong stonk | you sure? | |
Yikes | I went with my gut and Sold a few hours ago for a 50% gain and bought a put, ill probably sell my put at open and buy calls again because this looks like an over reaction | |
They said the words future declining revenue. | Declining revenue *growth* | |
And your point... | Lol I don’t understand how to be any more clear? | |
It'll jump back up tomorrow. Sleep peacefully tonight | I'm buying so many fucking FD's tomorrow at open. Institutional money has been waiting for this kind of pullback for LITERALLY YEARS. | |
RIP | I think I'll be just fine. | |
long calls are the worst especially on earnings week. better moves are spreads. i opened various butterflies with broad legs and $18 strike body. | i feel, but would that $17 7/27 made any money if i had purchased it then? | |
This but unironically. | confused emotions happening for me | |
We both know he didn't | Not really a loss until you sell, amirite? | |
I shoulda but threw some money in AMD for that haha | gotta stick with the winners! | |
Yea, place has too many memes tbh, when discussion is good here it's really good. But it's full of wannabe motherfuckers so I'm kinda sick of it. | Need to go private for a week like the good ole days. | |
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LMFAO i told you. These FANGS are so ridiculously overvalued!! Now the bottom falls out on 1 bad CC | Google had a beat, this one still had growth. It's not as bad as you want to make it be. | |
go for it I say! | Lmao, guy kills himself cus he lost $128 | |
This post did not age well. | Oops. Wow. | |
Someone didn't hear about his NFLX puts into earnings... | Make 20k lose 100k+ | |
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em | Down like 6 percent so far. | |
Congrats on the $120 bucks, next time buy calls pussy. | can't buy calls after hours | |
If it makes you feel better I’m up over 20% on my Jan 2019 Tsla call I bought yesterday. | it does not. But congrats | |
Thx same to you bro! Brought me back from the dead lol | You have TQQQ, FB shat the bed so not sure if that's gonna be good for ya. | |
smart man, can't lose if you hold forever ;) | According to the great Shaquille O’Neal, this is entirely true. | |
Mine are all expiring 8/24. This is the only thing that can save my portfolio from devastation tomorrow | 8/31 here, I feel you | |
following pivotal from now on | They were saying sell since last year though | |
shhh its okay, im sure your FB fds will bounce back | :( we had dreams of retiring and buying a cabin | |
so from what i gather....you caused all this | I cucked the zucc! | |
It costs money to independently host that many users. This is a complete overreaction to a global company giving guidance on currency rate concerns. Fight me. | They specifically said it was for infrastructure required to host growing number of Asia user. Invest in datacenters so you can handle expected increased capacity? Makes sense to me | |
really hoping for MCD here it jumped so much on trade news I was tempted to sell but greed got the best of me. Have $162 calls on MCD. | Same here. MCD has done absolutely nothing meaningful in 2018 after making all time highs right before the correction. I think it's primed to breakout either direction, hopefully to the upside, to finally make a meaningful move. | |
How hard are you right now? | ASCENSION | |
I almost bought a 200 put because if you. Wish I had. | I got 2 200p expiring Friday. What are these things going to be worth? | |
its a largest ever drop for FB in history so yea its rare | I can't recall a single overnight market cap loss of this magnitude since Oct 2008. | |
Yeah i am not to familiar with margin trading i just take my money and put on something. | Neat | |
Down 9% AH, my largest holding, damnnn... | Check that AH number again, friendo. | |
I really hope Trump decides to lay off the whole trade war thing if NASDAQ does end up blood red | I think its too late now. We are in a proper trade war. Done good job pissing off the Chinese. Not sure what normal is anymore. | |
negative net worth because of those loans | even trash has more value | |
I have several questions about your flair. | So you wana shoot the shit?? | |
i dunno man... I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hit max loss. i needed it to close between $202 and $228 tomorrow to be profitable, and really anywhere in the middle would have been max profit. and the few shares I own are fucking trashed now. god dammit. lol. Should have just stuck to yolo'ing SPY. | Yoloing SPY seems way more responsible than betting anything on earnings. | |
Well that’d be the media doing that not him | Yeah, I started to say that but it felt too wordy. | |
Nah playa, sold 15 minutes before close 😎 | Oh Waiter, more tendies please. | |
MAGA since NFLX tanked too. | Replace Netflix with nvidia | |
Yep, hope he sold before earnings at ath.... | I remember he said would hold through ER. | |
shhh dont tell the market | Market responded both appropriately and maybe even too negatively. Should have shot up more. | |
Yeah but user growth yoy says otherwise? | Expenses outweighing revenue though? | |
someone on wsb said to prepare to set your stop loss at $16 | There is no shortage of losing strategies in this sub. | |
Rumham is an American delicacy originating from the shores of New Jersey | oh fuck missed the reference. im retarded. | |
This man bulls | Bigly as fuck | |
because the cloud business is already at max capacity /s | Theres so much room in the atmosphere. Until they start rubbing together and making storm clouds then we'll worry. But it's cool now. | |
If it holds you just pulled off a 2000% profit. | Seems to be creeping back up slowly, but I will post the tendies tomorrow | |
about a 600% return | Assuming it opens at 175 tomorrow, it holds $20 in intrinsic value. $20 x 100 = $2000. With $48 cost basis that's a 4000% return. | |
If they miss? | We're all fucked | |
SOMEONE BOUGHT 19C FDs? LOL | MM is holding onto 200 $18 contracts I sold last minute | |
Lmfaoooo. Not true at all. How can you say that when he makes a tweet and the market immediately responds. | It's Obama's invisible hand | |
Damn so he spent 15$ on the one put and will come away with around 1,300? | Yes. Keep in mind though that this kind of option (way OTM, short expiration) will expire worthless 99.9% of the time. It just worked out extremely well this time because FB was determined to explore Earth’s core. | |
Yup gomna buy snap puts. I can't trust ad companies | I can only hope that snap tanks enough that my puts keep my portfolio alive | |
Finance sector beat earnings last week | yeah but is the money flowing IN or OUT of banks. Thats what matters. | |
It's a catch22, once the users get too retarded to leave Facebook they'll be too retarded to use Facebook | That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo | |
You have TQQQ, FB shat the bed so not sure if that's gonna be good for ya. | I already I lost my tqqq. (I saw what happened) it's done for. Probably damn near 5-6 gone. But I'm mostly sp so I will be ok | |
A fortune was lost, but a new mod was born today. | haha! | |
I can see $180 in early morning trading | easily, maybe even irrational spike to 190-200 before open | |
We are Marshall. Their football team died in a plane crash. Took a summer course there once. Nice gym. | Nice | |
Holy fuck that’s news if real. | Of course it’s real. Finviz lists all of his sales, he regularly sells 50MM worth | |
I just did | I sold my 8/10 and 8/31 calls, but kept my Jan $105 calls. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ | |
bite down on something hard | r u flirting with me? | |
I’m in the western burbs of Chicago and we have tons of top golfs- every one is pretty much reservation only, great food and the technology is pretty groundbreaking for a recreational place. It’s like the golf version of dave and busters | The two top golf locations in the Northern Virginia area are total gold mines. It's not uncommon for a two hour wait if you happened to not reserve a bay. | |
I know, I felt kind of dumb buying it, but I really believe Ford can be the car company of the future | Dropped $40k on it after seeing the new bronco... | |
Perfectly balanced | As all things should be | |
that's a terrible investment | So he's spending 5k on another 'put' option? | |
what does each star represent? | Like the army. More stars means how much ranking you have on the autism/faggy levels. 3 is Lt General of FaggyDs and 6 is Autist of the Armies. | |
Yahoo says it maybe I’m a complete moron. Look at it after hours it’s at like 165 or something. I looked at the today chart and it said the low was 149 maybe yahoo was wrong | $149 was during Cambridge Analytica scandal. | |
If everyone agrees they really have no interest in growing the company, they could really vote to have the company return 100% of its profits to shareholders through dividends. GE had an EPS of .19 and paid out .12, so they're paying out over half... | Arent' the REITs giving out 100% of profits as dividends? That is what makes them a 'REIT'. |
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