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The question is where is the big money going. Financials? | lobbying hopefully | |
There's no way AMD will trend sideways, right? | 8/17 long straddle volatility implies a 17% move. | |
I'm not very skilled and have zero experience, I think I'd be better served moving to a state that refunds money on aluminum cans and live on the streets collecting those. But thanks for the suggestion. | Theres a market for fresh young men with little experience, believe in yourself fag. | |
It's not that gay | Not gay if you're looking the other way | |
I would suck a dick for 58 right now. | Ive got $58. Where you at? | |
It'll make $58. That's all I need. | You and me both, brother. | |
V | C | |
Its not gay if you're in jail. Its the law. | It is if you cuddle after | |
Fml | Thats cool so as long as you take your 90 day timeout they won't make you pay the 20k ? Whats the problem if you had a real broker they would actually make you pay the 20k and not just give you a timeout :( | |
Up 9% premarket bish. | Yeah I guess I was extremely wrong. Good job making them dollars bish | |
$T has just been getting absolutely butt blasted. | On an earnings beat too. | |
You can gauge his fiber intake based on the rapid succession of tweets and how many words are misspelled. | Covfefe intake | |
The Trader Joe’s version is pretty good | Yeah, there’s a rumor that it’s actually just leftover from established vineyards or something, so one bottle could be awesome and the other one ..not as awesome. | |
lol jesus, congrats tho i know the feeling | Its been...volatile. the comeback has been fun as fuck tho. Not gonna lie, when I lost 50% on open one day it kinda blew. | |
Electric boogaloo? | Cancelled due to visa restrictions. | |
Earnings were this morning, didn't go too well | OP has now confirmed his time machine works, without setting off alarm bells from the intelligence community. | |
No, because svenskjävel. Btw vilken broker säljer options för svenskar? | It’s Avanza. They only sell Swedish options. | |
Good companies like Amazon and Microsoft have bald CEOs. | Don’t forget Apple back when it was good | |
Getting crushed today. Sucks. Down 4% on my lot of 600 shares. Thinking of holding and hoping for a bounce / some positive catalysts. Dividend yield here is crazy attractive. | I doubled down and lowered my average on October 31$ calls. May consider picking up a bunch of stock too for the dividends while it is so far down | |
lol Jesus | can't save you now | |
R | goodbye | |
I bought 9/21 365 yesterday. Hurts to look at the losses today but I'm holding for at least a few weeks. | I think that's a good play. ER was great, the market is just sensitive, especially with the tariff talk. | |
Yes, words are hard. | Where can I get it? | |
Lack of drivers = too much demand I guess? Idk I find this really hard to play because I never use grub hub but obviously others do; very easy to get caught in your own bubble here. | Idk I guess it depends on your age. I'm in college and every guy ik uses Eatstreet, Grubhub, or UberEats. Eatstreets only good cause it's cheap af and a lot of places around the area offer discounts through the app but the other two have a huge following. You will sometimes get delivery drivers who get the order wrong or take too long but it's good for the most part. I find that the type of people who use these services are lazy fucks like me who don't make homecooked meals in college. | |
Are you holding through earnings? | Yeah. Venmo baby. Everyone I know is using it. | |
About three fiddy | shit that checks out | |
Again doesn't apply to cash accounts...also I'm not gonna look through your post history to find out if you have margin or not | He probably has instant settle set up with Robinhood which technically qualifies him as a margin account because they’re crediting the account before the actual trades settle. | |
'I narrowly cut a program's spending plan therefore I'm sane' is so totally how leftists think about idiot Democrat politicians. | Still better than the 'small government, free market, fiscal responsibility' party that is constantly fucking with the market, followed by tax payer paid bailouts for their constituents. | |
Hide yo kids hide yo wife! | And hide yo husband... something something Faggie D's... | |
Yes, I responded to my own comment with the typical reply, fuck you | No, fuck *you* | |
Not gay as long as the balls don't touch, and the counter resets once every ten times | 'times' as in encounters or thrusts? | |
Harder to get a new SSN | Not in Chicago | |
Means the market has higher expectations than it did at the beginning of the day. Set up for a bigger potential drop. | Agreed, that's not even considering the runup it's had this whole month. I've been sitting on FB calls for ages and still have 1/19 $230's that I'll hold onto but I took some profits on it because it seemed foolish not to. | |
wait, people here are trolling??? | Mmm only sort of | |
I am not surprised they thought this......almost all Intro to Stocks, Stocks 101, OWN YOUR FUTURE books, crap etc tell you that when you own shares of a company, you own a portion of the company. And they erroneously explain that when you own part of the company, you also get part of the profits. That actually logically would make sense. But......well real world don't work like that. | If everyone agrees they really have no interest in growing the company, they could really vote to have the company return 100% of its profits to shareholders through dividends. GE had an EPS of .19 and paid out .12, so they're paying out over half... | |
We are him. He is we. | Selah. At peace with this | |
That's my plan. | Looking more like 182 or 182.5 strike. On close to buying, may teddies bless us tomorrow (or Friday) otherwise, I'll console myself with self deprecation WSB post karma! Haha! | |
SOAP for the win..? | You can go right ahead and fuck off. | |
First one of these i actually laughed at | Did you not see the video? | |
Can I have 10:05am? I want /u/funcooledible's sloppy seconds. | Like it’ll take that long. | |
Gonna reduce once it hits 115 | my man | |
I checked FIVE times and his math checks out every time. | THE NUMBERS MASON | |
Funny that this decides to go up 5% today. Calls would have actually worked out well, lol. | 7% now and the calls I sold are suddenly ITM :/ | |
Thinking about letting some ride but idk every time i do this i get cucked | I'm holding but they arent FDs. | |
Lol, unlimited data bitch. | g r a n d f a t h e r e d i n | |
Honest question: it seems to obvious to me that it would be smart to short them as soon as the reverse split occurs because they are still running a dog shit show. But I'm also retarded. So where's the hole in that plan | Generally speaking, a reverse split is blood in the water for shorts. | |
[Thank god for Google autofill](https://imgur.com/vWSCYzs) | 'go to negative' what in the fuck | |
But I’m not a youngone (mid 30s), and I’m bald so I think my draw might be low. That said I won’t have enough money to eat so I’ll lose some weight and can get lean so maybe that’ll even out? | Nah I’d stick with the aluminum cans | |
If this actually holds, he can grab me all he wants | Now Juncker just needs to tell Xi how to win with Trump and we go to S&P 3000 | |
'go to negative' what in the fuck | lol in here it’s “can stocks go to positive” | |
What would you have gotten if you legged into butterflies? | uh...a bunch of pretty flying insects? | |
yee you right, sold the august calls already at the top today. :) | DEFINITELY NOT THE TOP WTF | |
Post your positions. Read your DD which initially got me interested. | 8/3 $92c and 8/24 $93c | |
China has truck load of our debt. They got way more dangerous moves then EU can pull. | Lmao what are they gonna do? Call all our debt at the ring of a phone? Subsequently sending the world to the economic stone ages? At the point we’d probably just wage full scale war on mainland China. | |
Lol | Probably just cost myself another grand over 15 minutes selling early. Oh well shit happens | |
*take energy meme* | *take energy meme* | |
We won the EU trade war. It was easy. It was good. | Really? Nice! Link please. | |
My man | Just 20, My JD winnings from today lol | |
Possible, but probably only a few bucks difference. I took that into account when I said a possible $10 upwards movement instead of saying a $14 upwards movement. | called it, glad i only bought 1 lawl | |
So puts? | No, buy high sell low. Come on man | |
True. I did make a nice 24 hr turnaround on my money so I can’t be mad. Hindsight is a bitch tho but there’s always another play around the corner | Exactly | |
The dude that lost a shit ton on XIV was also pretty young and people still threw money at him | Ya he had gathered like almost 2 mil from family members. Crazy. | |
How do those tendies taste? | Amazing. | |
Amazon just took a massive jump. I sold mine just before to cash that out and moved to FB. So this thread will make me the laughing stock if facebook loses now. If they crush it going to move into Amazon tomorrow with some Jan 2019 OTM calls. | This didn't age well | |
think guidance will take us to the promise land bois | That movement was retarded. Especially before the call. | |
tomorrow is 【ｌｉｔｅｒａｌｌｙ】Thursday | Just got cucked by zuck | |
I bought some calls _after_ ER and they're on fire. All of the ER benefits, none of the IV crush! | me too up 80% today | |
Worked to perfection | Now you know the secret to turning the markets. Use it wisely. | |
fuck I know fam | But I was taking pictures of AMD when it was up 100% and it ended up 443%. Keep going OP! | |
'times' as in encounters or thrusts? | Encounters | |
I know what the IV is, I just don't think it's going to move that much based on recent movement and the previous ER (I know, can't use the past to predict the future). | You're pretty much 100% right thus far. Only up about 1%. Looking forward to where it opens in the morning | |
I just got that sweet Chase Sapphire Reserve Visa and my wife spends all my money on it, that's all the DD I need. lets gooooooooooo. | Higher merchant fees for that series of card too. | |
You can go right ahead and fuck off. | Huh, didn't realize they'd moved to REST. Doesn't surprise me; most people are too dense to do the SOAP thang. | |
Pretty devious of EU. They offered things they want as concessions and allow Trump to go on victory tour. | Yes, of course the EU was clamoring for cutting tariffs on all industrial imports from the US or something something. | |
That's a bit excessive but OK | Congrats on your ascension to the 1%, soyboy | |
Thought it would beat | even if it beats, it would probably still go flat. | |
Wow you're even more retarded than I am | Meh, fortunately it was < $300. | |
Who would have guessed the two biggest advertising companies would move in different directions?? | Money goes in one pocket and out the other. | |
RIP | Nah playa, sold 15 minutes before close 😎 | |
Are you working in the engine room of some rich guy's yacht? | The MD invited all the analysts out on the yacht, so I was day trading on Rh in the engine room. | |
Ballsy son | honestly not really. I have a ton sitting in cash right now and could just take the shares at a discount if it went the other way. No more ballsy then anyone just holding shares | |
Fb ? | FD? | |
Too bad Google is way better than FB. Y'all got zucked. | Meh I own shares of GOOG and LEAPS of FB. I’m doing fine. | |
1 ITM contract?! I think you’re on the wrong subreddit. | Yea it’s peasant level money but hey, only been doing options for a month or so, just getting my feet wet and learning so I don’t have to invest in $ROPE | |
Higher merchant fees for that series of card too. | plus it's made of metal so it makes you feel like a baller. that's the important part. | |
buried with a watch? I thought half the point of a watch is to pass it on to your kids. Fucking sad shit right there | Don't worry about his kids, they are set with business successes and multiple California rentals each and none graduate community college. They own business complexes. | |
I know! $600 gamble might have made me $2k profit. Will post gains tomorrow | RemindMe! 12 hours | |
Ya he had gathered like almost 2 mil from family members. Crazy. | people get greedy when they see someone else succeed. FOMO | |
M | A | |
Generally speaking, a reverse split is blood in the water for shorts. | When do they hit? Right as the split happens? | |
Ouch. Hopefully it was stock. | NOPE | |
[Buy the zucking dip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4) | that's really the only way I can recover. When Netflix died after earnings, I immediately picked up a couple calls and recouped my losses. FB isn't dead yet. | |
Trade wars are good and easy to win. (when you're not a self hating cuck and realize you have all the leverage) | Interesting username there | |
Shapiro is almost never right about Trump | He's like his kryptonite. And Shapiro is a relatively smart person. It's just that nobody understands Trump. He's either so retarded none of us can comprehend it, or he's playing a genius game. | |
hope he closed out some of his position | We both know he didn't | |
Yep. All that extrinsic value vanishes after earnings. So any calls ATM or OTM will be drilling to the Earth's core tomorrow. | F for that 30K Google put guy. I have shares so I will just not look at my portfolio tomorrow. | |
this aged like a turd | For me it didn't | |
We live and die with each tick up and down! | SPY3000 will be an interesting time in here lol. All the high school kids with $266.50 in their accounts will be buying up MAGA merch | |
You’re gonna have to give like 200 bjs. | Per minute | |
I lost $128 and I wanna hang myself | go for it I say! |
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