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Minus commissions. So sell high priced stocks, you won't make much on AMD even though it has high IV unless you have low commissions (or sell real long dated calls) | This is why you tastytrade | |
yeah but most autism fags here are white... | As wonderbread in bleach. | |
What I don't get is how do those text-only ads on Google search/Google maps results make money? Everyone seems to ignore the ad results and look at the real ones for any Google search, does anyone really click on those? | no. and most people adblock them anyway. | |
Good luck to you. I thought 106 would be the top so I'm about -$250 on this whole thing right now. Hoping for a red day tomorrow ha. | It's heading down now! -4% | |
they will be 220 tomorrow on open easily | tell me more secrets | |
After some quick research I have found that NIGR is the Nigerian Ropes PLC. Now we can long NIGR and also be long ROPE at the same time. Talk about some leverage | That's a porn name for sure | |
Why are semis dropping right now? | No clue. Wondering if it has something to do with QCOM/NXPI tender offer expiring today | |
Still holding? | My calls are expired I sold for tiny profits | |
Equal chance it hits $25 or lower as well... | 50/50 chance on a yacht is better odds than I've got right now. I'm takin it. | |
Lower than expected increase in subscribers and a general fear of competition from other streaming services. | And people like me are already up 2-5x on their netflix positions so why not lock in some of those sweet sweet sweet GAINZ! | |
Buy high let expire is my style | I too owned $70 7/20 MU calls. | |
I’ve haven’t had to do this yet but you just sell and repurchase at same strike and later expirey? | Yes basically. | |
Sure, but if there's no market to sell, it's either that or let it expire and get nothing. | With every option I've sold you can put an order in at whatever the intrinsic value is and sell it so long as it's not the day of expiration. But yea I could absolutely call and exercise if I wanted to. | |
Idk whatever makes me money | You really don't know what you're doing do you? | |
I think selling Paypal was a bad move tbh | Maybe. But I’m ok with missing out on some upside potential to lock in a nice gain. | |
Am I? I have hardly said anything and you just called me pathetic. Its not anyone else's fault that you hate yourself, fyi. | No, you defended the indefensible. *That* makes you pathetic. | |
Worst I'll except is a 1:1 tumor to dong ratio. | we shall call it... Tudong | |
I only buy FDs with gigantic amounts of mezzanine tranches in their CDOs. | Go long on KDs in COD when in trenches | |
No. Do it, post results. | dis | |
But is he also wearing a yallamakue or is that just the bad photoshop? | Uhhhh yeah I totally meant to do that | |
Just upgraded because of this. | That’s how they get you | |
Life goal, right there 👆 | Wine is pretty cheap though | |
good job, congrats on the win. now the second rule is don't look back, just look for the next trade. | Next trade is PayPal 92$ call kappa | |
Timing the market works for somebody, just probably not you. | (((somebody))) | |
Do people still not realize that Robinhood is owned by Citadel? | huh, yep i'm one of those people | |
So I dont feel bad about next week's meme | fucking subbed | |
I think he means there's no liquidity and you wouldn't be able to sell it. | I bought a $28 amd call do you think I know what liquidity means? | |
What happens if the dividend changes after that huge acquisition. | I think the dividend is safe for now. Despite where the stock is trading they are still generated more revenue than amazon and the acquisition should only help. They won't cut the dividend unless they completely change their business and i don't see that happening. | |
Tigers are solitary animals. | so are sharks. | |
I'm so proud of myself, total trading newbie and the second I got options on RH I buy an $MU 57.5 8/3 call because memes. How much do I have to lose to become a mod? | your dignity | |
Ok, but why would there be a spike? My TA isn't strong. Is there an external catalyst? | No just general trend starts high before call at its peak even with ER it was going to drop. Im just mad i sold my put at .44 to breakeven thinking it wouldnt go much below the half dollar mark. Now im playing long puts and 17 calls for tomorrow/ coverage | |
Aug expiry, sell 1837.50 call, buy 1842.50 call, sell 1837.50 put, buy 1832.50 put...the probability of this trade being profitable is about like gambling on the roulette wheel...BUT, with such a small loss and large potential gain, why not?!? 😅 | Why these strike prices? | |
But does the adblock block Google ads? Or does it merely block competitor's ads? | Ublock (most others too) and basically every single adblocker for Iphones (all the popular ones anyway) block google ads. | |
King CORN | I'm long [corn futures](https://i.imgur.com/DGvm9UL.jpg). | |
Gotcha, thanks for the feedback. I figured it was something that is done, just couldn't figure out what the strategy was called. | look up back-spreads you might like those | |
tell me more secrets | Let AVGO drop for today and tomorrow and if you’re holding double down when it hits 214 tomorrow afternoon. | |
Yes they are burning tax money on a problem they made up themselves rather than fucking solving the problem. With welfare one can at least pretend to be shooting for long-term returns on investment through more educated and healthier workers. Here they are just giving away money to actual peasants. | Best part is that this is 100% trump made. If he shut up and drop the tariffs, they wouldn’t need this shit. | |
Fuck it dude, I'm getting paypal at close today | paypal is after close tomorrow | |
You caught me. | Off with his head! | |
Oh where did we borrow that $12b from I wonder? | My MU calls | |
Realized vol is often less than implied vol, so selling strangles can be a good way to cash in on higher IV. It's not too crazy; if you've read any of the professional trader ama's here or in r/options, they commonly talk about strangles, and other nondirectional plays as serious components of their playbooks. | i don’t doubt it. just saying for the average joe having both a naked call and a put is riskier than most can handle. | |
tbh that's even more shameful | It just keeps getting worse | |
Maybe. But I’m ok with missing out on some upside potential to lock in a nice gain. | Valid points, sometimes, I wish I had your self control and could just live with just locking in profits.. | |
Damn! that was lucky | So go long on Pizza Hut..? | |
...with no catalyst | No catalyst for it moving up initially. It doesn't need a catalyst to move anyway. | |
you might actually gain more value by buying and using their product than buying shares | Bought their product. Not so sure about that. | |
Most of WSB can't afford to buy 100 shares of anything worth trading options in, either. | MU has been decent with its volatility. Not rich enough to sell covered calls on anything more expensive... | |
Lol im actually in my 3rd year for an information science degree | Future lazy DB admin detected. | |
I think the dividend is safe for now. Despite where the stock is trading they are still generated more revenue than amazon and the acquisition should only help. They won't cut the dividend unless they completely change their business and i don't see that happening. | $180 billion in debt though. | |
Haha it’s not insider info just some shit I researched to help convince me this is not a dumbest play. | Well good luck, I bailed on my calls so if it moons tonight I'm gonna hunt you down and murder you. | |
MU 90 7/20 looking good | Didn't go down today at least | |
buy me some then daddy | wmt sells that $3 wine. when they released it they quoted 'it's not so much about the taste for the customers buying it' | |
My portfolio looks like it's going up in a mirror. | dope, never thought of it that way | |
dis | no, this is facebook, not disney | |
I've got some low bids pending right now. We'll see if they go through. | They went through and I was +25% by the end of the day. | |
Wish I could afford Tesla options. | they are very expensive but to compensate i decided i won't be greedy. if it goes to 308 i will sell. for any normal cheaper option i usually ride it much longer. | |
just took a look. so what happens to holders who keep .50 calls thru split? I can see some who bough Jan 2020s wanting to hold.. | Any options contract bought before the split are automatically adjusted. Normally your option is for 100 shares, say you have a call with a strike price of $5, if the stock undergoes a reverse split 1:5 then it would be adjusted to have a strike of $25 but only controls 20 shares as opposed to the normal 100. Normal foward splits do the same thing in reverse, the strike price is decreased but the shares controlled is increased. | |
Most autistic play since MU 90 7/20s, but if you somehow profit you should get automodded and be able to post the same faggy thing in every post like the current automod. | MU 90!?!? Be reasonable. I PUT MU 40. EASY money. | |
Buy high sell low. Good shit fam | Honestly it wasn’t that bad. If he held till now, he be at a 99.9% loss | |
Fucking rookie OP. I could have lost this way quicker | $MU 7/27 $90 calls | |
except i would be amazed if it only dips 0.1% each time. it fcking drops whole %s everytime u fag | 1.5-2% every day. I hate this shitty stock. | |
Ur mom is a whale | i'm in whale school. | |
Holy shit | 2meirl | |
Why would it drop more than 10%? | Clearly he thinks Zuck is gonna go to back to Congress | |
A group of like-minded intellectuals I see. | This is why I buy penny stocks in bulk. I don't want hackers stealing my rounded pennies. | |
Not in the slightest dip shit | Ok it's the financial 4chan right? Who cares about my an analogy, dick-tonsils? | |
Anything from nasdaq | Google FB and AMZN are on Nasdaq | |
We literally do not produce enough calories to feed the nation without corn. King corn subsidies royally fucked up the structure of North American food production, and now we have extreme reliance on it. Eventually the megacorps won't able to suppress the news about how terrible corn syrup and its byproducts are for use, and then the food supply will be fucked. | Hey, don't you see that we need to trows billions of dollars to subsidize a few bunch of white farmers? Because fuck stimulating anyone else but a bunch of white old dudes that already get paid to not farm. This fucking shit is going to give me an embolism | |
WTPOUAOYUATTTO (What's the point of using acronyms only you understand and then typing them out?) | LOL (little old Latinos) | |
i can tell you dont fuck | I fucked these [SPY puts](https://imgur.com/a/SgLyaw6) up pretty well | |
Can you name some? | /r/wallstreetbets | |
You sound like someone I could have a beer with | He sounds like someone I would need to have a beer to be with | |
Positions: https://imgur.com/a/wETk4yC | What kind of strategy is this? I see you are buying and selling the same calls at different prices. What is your goal and what is the benefit? | |
I too owned $70 7/20 MU calls. | If you still have your phone to make that commebt then clearly you didn't buy enough of them $70 7/20 MU calls. Pawn store owners gotta MU calls too. | |
rectum, damn near kilt em | Savage | |
I wish this were true | It'll make $58. That's all I need. | |
It hurt you, because you know it to be true. I'm sorry | I only read the first sentence, don't take yourselves too seriously now, ya hear jass? | |
This is Trump's world. We're all just living in it. | 6 more years of hearing reddit whine constantly and cite incorrect statistics about Trump's popularity. This won't get old at all. | |
I have an interview with facebook, I'll ask the recruiter to ask Mark for me. | You mean Mr. Facebook? | |
yeah definitely, markets turning red as we speak lol | I was out today, but you sure called that shit, my dude. Cheers. | |
1.5-2% every day. I hate this shitty stock. | It's a love/ hate relationship for me. It's gonna bounce back. I still have hope for my August 17 60 calls | |
Bought their product. Not so sure about that. | Idk what you're talking about I've gotten more than my money's worth | |
MU has been decent with its volatility. Not rich enough to sell covered calls on anything more expensive... | Sell cash secured Puts for MU | |
Nah, stock is going to drop. | You seem pretty convinced. The lack of JBLU fuel hedging hurting their earnings have you spooked that’s happening to SWA? Or are you actually a pilot for Southwest and you have information the general public doesn’t? Because all the load Info for June has already been made available and there’s nothing you should know that the general public doesn’t. Unless there’s something? | |
Too bad those calls expired 38 years ago | It's not a loss if you don't sell | |
Whats thirty times 100 million dumbass? | About three fiddy | |
Honestly it wasn’t that bad. If he held till now, he be at a 99.9% loss | That's one way to stick it to the IRS | |
I'm all in one atm | The size of your balls man damn | |
Talk about my 🅱ost history one more time | YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. | |
Not so. Model 3 performance will have more demand the. Model S. It's that good, peeps just don't realize it. | OK, still they don't sell that huge amount of model S. | |
Thank god because my September calls are getting hammered. I just want to break even and never see a $MU call again | You'll be back | |
No idea haha, she's just a friend's sister. | Nice. | |
The guy sold 40k shares and still owns 127k shares, so he sold 24% of his stake, not 2/3. Total sold value was $2.2 million; it's possible he is buying a house or wants to diversify. Not really that shocking. | Steven Thorsen (SVP Worldwide Sales) sold 40k shares (24%), yes. But I was talking about the chairman, Robert Switz, who sold 100k shares of his 145k total. | |
I believe this company will be around in 30 years and will pay consistent dividends | You'll be dead before you get those gainz live a little bro :) | |
So true. I could not believe the new Navy Seal copy pasta was a real tweet... | Reference? | |
Time to buy? | Time to cry? | |
wmt sells that $3 wine. when they released it they quoted 'it's not so much about the taste for the customers buying it' | The Trader Joe’s version is pretty good | |
I don't know what you guys are talking about... I bought TLRY at 21 dollars knowing it was all on hype alone. I sold those suckers at 31 dollars. I made like 17% profit yo. | You're full of shit or shit at maths. | |
I mean the same is happening to the industry we work in, I don’t see how it could possibly be a shocker. We’re in the same business as ADT and somebody check their earnings if you want a good laugh | Isnt like the only security industry thats decent still industrial and shit? Johnson controls etc posted growth. Seems like its just home security no one is fucking with. | |
Ricky Gutierrez is that you? | That guy is fake |
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