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Google still owns 7% of Uber as far as I know | I believe they sold a significant portion of that during the SoftBank tender. | |
Lolololololol | [Rofl](https://youtu.be/zyL3VeyO9a8) | |
Yeah but those were huge bubbles. He fucked up this bad during an amazing bull market | Pour that salt right in | |
I love the stock, but not the drop from 16 to 14 so quickly. | We call that opportunity son | |
Id invest heavily in Revenge Pizza. Every Pizza you get a nude | Just no cheese pizza though ... | |
In all seriousness, an 'FD' is well-respected wall street jargon for 'Finanicial Derivatives,' but everyone thinks it means 'fantastic deal.' | >Financial Dickrivatives | |
So the equivalent is this sub averaging down on a loser. | Ouch, too real | |
You really like to trash talk | I do | |
You’ll Never Guess What Happens Next | Im a founder now. I agree with this and would be happy to help I know a bit of python if you need a hand i would be happy to help. | |
Yessir | I am so happy you’re a WSBer, your haircut made me laugh until I cry, hopefully the rest of the sub knows | |
Just bet on stocks that actually meet or exceed ER expectations but drop because of other reasons... | So pretty much this whole summer | |
Autism + MU $90 calls. | Lmao | |
Thanks! | Don’t fuckin listen to him man I was cracking up, comedic gold. | |
I understand that but I was curious because the calculator was showing that I would make a profit before then. I was also actually up 30% before even hitting 49.01 too but then it went south pretty fast. | Next time take the 30%. | |
#FROM THE CEILING FAN | With I believe I can fly from space jam playing? | |
Wait a minute, fill my cup, put some liquor in it. | Julio call the stretch!! | |
On a serious note, has any one here actually checked out the AMD website as a customer? It’s absolute trash. They are on the verge of gaining an edge over Intel and their site has the user friendlyness of night-math class at a community college. I have no fucken idea what I’m looking at, Intel’s site on the other hand is crisp. How can we pressure AMD to have a non-nerd design their site?? | Now you know why Intel is in trouble. They hire too many marketing types and not enough engineering types. | |
You can find free software that'll do the job, or you can find ways to cheat the trials paid software offers you. That's what I do. | Was a while ago but Adobe shut down one of its servers inadverdantly making a bunch of their applications free to download as their technical support for those apps were no longer being supported. | |
Bull fucking shit they don't care. Those $6.95 fees on E-Trade really add up! | Lol | |
What would you suggest? This is my first stab at a video like this. | It was pretty good for a first stab. | |
Can't make up my mind on a long or short put tho. you take a position? | I've got January atm puts | |
L | S | |
You can't afford it | after these fb fd's i'll be able to right? | |
Was poor, could not drink that cheap shit called 'cola', only drank coke. | dont worry spend enough time here and youll be poor again | |
And it's still fucking funny, you dumb shit, look at that, a fucking birb. Birbs can't even math, they are birbs! Can't even fucking count with their small sticky stick legs lmfao | Hey, fair enough. | |
I bet they or their kids eat Pepsi owned cereal every morning too | Yeah they eat Doritos too. Long $PEP | |
Boring | Haha why is that | |
Lots of them don't expire until 2019, only some of them are earnings plays. | ah cool! | |
What is MU trading at in your time? | $55 | |
What are you doing with PayPal when $SQ exists | Was just playing ERs at the time | |
Learn words | No u | |
Thanks for calming me down. If the whole sub was short there was no way it went down. | That’s why I bought both calls **and** puts. It’s a guaranteed win! | |
You are a sheep and believe everything they tell you. | Better a sheep than an asshole like you. Fuck off. | |
Can you elaborate? “Put spread pussy” gave me all sorts of google search results that didn’t appear to have anything to do with options. | Try just 'spread pussy.' Found some pretty good videos explaining it. | |
$90 call 7/20 | What are your thoughts on MU? | |
With $100 more people can participate. | Yeah but fuck all of you so. | |
This made me long. | I'm still short | |
That would be hilarious because he would take it as validation | I think he needs to be modded. | |
The cycle of boom and busts is over. There will not be anymore market crashs, just corrections. | Exactly the question to ask is why does something have to follow the same pattern as before. I actually think the markets are intelligent enough now to deal with corrections much better. Recoveries seem quicker as well. | |
Worst I ever got burned was a china pharma that announced they got 'exclusive' licensing for producing some pain meds in China, then never fucking made any....and got delisted. | Let me get this straight you saw the words China and pharma and didn't start running? | |
I don't think it will tank that much unless Elon really blows it on the earnings call, we already know the quarterly deliveries. Very curious to see what their cash on hand is. | If they had cash on hand they wouldn't have asked their parts dealers for discounts | |
That's highly appropriate and not creepy as shit. | It's from his song dumbass | |
That's certainly the case for me | The balls or the funds? | |
you going to just sit on 100k? | It's just like tsla is gonna crash like it's on autopilot | |
To be fair nobody has any clue how TSLA stock prices function though. | Your best bet is comparative analysis. Compare TSLA to GM, Toyota, then add the 'tech stock' multiplier to give you an idea of how TSLA could ultimately be valued. | |
with big positions, yes. as the strikes get further otm they become exponentially cheaper so it's basically like supplementing a directional play with a lottery ticket or two, just in case all hell breaks lose, á la Facebook. | You’re using the term “cheaper” wrong. Relative to their value, those otm puts are extremely expensive because of the skew | |
I never said I was rational. | Or logical for that matter lol. Keep doing what you’re doing though, learning early is always helpful. | |
Well Facebook stock is currently at an all-time high so I doubt that is happening soon | This didn’t age well | |
Because billions of dollars are spent to encourage people not to use the company’s product. | And people still spend billions of dollars in cigarettes. Ironic.. | |
Well my nicotine addiction would be fucked so I win you lose ? | No, keep smoking and pay me dividend. I just want money from you. That's it. | |
Yeah really dumb. My friend that builds eBikes in Costa Rica had a prototype going for an electric surf board to power out through the waves and surf in regularly. Had a lot of problems with the water constantly getting everywhere tho... | Salt water is a bitch | |
........ yep :/ | Love this sub | |
Not sure what the expiration is. Sellers can be not on RH... | September 21 | |
But I thought this sub was about buying high and selling free | not a sell if you never loss! | |
Prices don't change .. Profits don't change even if there's a shake up. Buy the dip!! | Nah Papa John said the n word, they going bankrupt | |
how many thai boys have you touched | Asking the real questions | |
u/fartbiscuit practices docking in the men’s room. Got it. | Short $DOCK confirmed | |
*unzips* | I really need to know the story behind your flair... | |
'just bought this snapchat 'call' option, what's the $25 mean? Is that how much money I'll make on 8/3?' | Yes. It’s a great deal, I recommend you buy more. | |
These people should not be in charge of their own finances. | Their bleeding wallets aren’t on my conscience, I have enough losses to worry about | |
Lol yes that’s how trading works | And from there he could amass a decent amount of money to YOLO. | |
I wonder if I can use their surfboard in a cave | Hey, look at this Pedo! | |
it literally says that in this article | Oh lawd how are we supposed to post ironic memes anymore | |
Yeah, it’s not even autistic, they’re just retarded | Say what you want about the Autist, but at least we can math. This is just retardation. | |
T | Goodbye. | |
Had to upvote for someone willing to help a noob understand puts and calls. | Hey im just trying to learn. I know its a stupid place to do it but I really dont give a fuck. Thanks for your help | |
Right, but they had hundreds of millions if not billions. | So just do it on a smaller scale? | |
Bought TQQQ calls Friday right as the shit storm started. 50% down. | Ya I’m down 93% | |
Homemade, I'm working on my satire. Inspired by this post and what I've seen over at /r/latestagecapitalism | Nice. It could almost have been copy pasted straight from there. That sub is astounding. Post something obviously wrong and get 1000 upvotes. Reasonable responses are ignored at best. | |
What is happening with the company exactly? | Well for one they’re still not profitable and burning through cash like crazy. Also they’re claiming they have all these model 3 orders that would take them a year and a half to fill yet they’re promoting that if you order one now you’ll get it in 3-4 months. I actually love what they’re doing when it comes to electric cars and home battery’s I just think Elon needs to keep his mouth shut and stop setting goals publicly that they fail to hit time and time again. | |
Don’t forget about 30 year old idiots | right them too | |
Is that like my bank sending me a letter telling me to pay back my loan? Cause I ignore those. | More like Robinhood sending you the Margin Call email. Just ignore it and delete the app | |
$MU up as well. Am I dreamin? | What is this? Post pic for MU. | |
In Germany, there are ways to buy and sell at closing hours. They also show the current prices. However, due to low volume you can not fully rely on the prices shown. | So people are trading on a Sunday evening? | |
Ne, ariva | Wie sind die Konditionen bei denen? | |
I keep mine on my dashboard too | I lack self control so I just don’t | |
It is like this every tsla earnings...always “this is it!” And then everyone loses a bunch of money | I mean, last earnings call stock dropped as much as 10%. | |
I sleep | Now I rest. | |
There's a great quote from some big shot investor that said something to the effect of 'When my parents are asking me about buying a particular stock, I know it's time to sell' | It was Joseph Kennedy talking about how he knew the 1929 stock market was over inflated and a crash was coming because he started to get trading tips from the shoe shine boy on the street. | |
*10.40 | *104.00 | |
The master flew into a rage - 'You're squandered your titties' and so it was written. | Boi, did you comment on a 3month old post | |
There's a wire in the pic | Ya I can see too. Doesn’t mean shit. I would have been smart enough back then to realize there needs to be a connection | |
It's not like any one will recognize it. People still don't like to admit Shkreli was doing a ponz | What kills me is he was on trial for defrauding investors, not the poor saps who needed the meds to live lol. SMH | |
Stop yoloing | Honestly wasn’t a yolo. Lol I had been bagholding for a while and haven’t touched my portfolio | |
really love it when retarded cunts like you to pretend to know more than big players but hey its ok, the bull market wont last long and you will go back to delivering pizzas when that happens. | I'll make sure to deliver you a pizza from my new Tesla 😎🚗 | |
99% of the book is invest in teacup patterns. | lol | |
\+ booze | i start taking dabs at 2pm MST when the market closes and don't stop until i fall asleep 6 hours later | |
open up the door, it's real who? | IV CRUSH | |
Quick $MATH | Smoke $TREE | |
Do you not know what sub you're in right now?? | This isnt where I parked my car. | |
Apple has missed earnings by a lot in the past and still gone up... | Consider $PYPL who beat earnings and still had a 5% drop. This year's market is different. These are obviously all speculations. Nobody knows how it's gonna go. Just follow your heart haha | |
Doesnt matter. US banks have access to entire world’s bonds. You have to look at global yield curve not domestic. | Wasn't the correlation between US recession and yield curve inversion only for the US bonds yield curve? | |
It might be the best move. Some 270 puts and a 330 call. | Would cost you about $6.75. Not terrible actually. Skew is high to put side, I'd maybe turn half of the put side into a spread to collect back some premium. | |
I wish I could acheive ~70% nights sleep. Got anymore of that depression? | Side-effects from depression weren't worth the lengthy sleeps, I recommend CBD and/or cannabis edibles for a deep sleep, melatonin too if you really wanna bombard yrself. | |
Wait until you see the fees lol | For those who don't know - they're tiny | |
I bet this dude is confused when he goes to the grocery store and buys two loaves of bread listed at $1.50 and gets charged $3. 'HOW?! MANIPULATION! THEY ARE $1.50! HOW CAN THIS BE?' | Farmers market manipulation | |
LMAO and this thread is acting like we're smarter than the guy in OPs screenshot | hey, at least mine's just a typo. | |
Better a sheep than an asshole like you. Fuck off. | Sheeps get slaughtered. | |
IV Crush | Nah dog. Ass To Mouth. Get a tongue in there and you won't get crushed. | |
I'm glad you can afford shares now. | Thx me too |
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