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I mean, tbf so far I've only put in money I made from FDs on MSFTs run up earlier this week so if I lose it all I can't really complain. | I gotcha. | |
Ya, wait til EOD or maybe even Monday imo. | I'm waiting till Monday, it's the best move. I just trade in a weekly cycle where I make my bets on Monday, then settle on Friday, rinse and repeat. | |
Oh, interesting. Either way, it looks like a mild [Stub Quote](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/stub-quote.asp). Pretty much all of the option prices for that company right now have stupid spreads with almost no volume. I'd stay far away. | Yeah far away from options just researching if there was any indication how the clinical trial data is going to go. Obviously with the low volume not informative. Saw the spikes and wondered what was going on. Thanks | |
The meta joke meta union supports none of the statements in this thread or this statement itself. | You must understand, our union is very anti-union. | |
jesus tell me you're joking | Hey! Those MU calls haven't died yet. It's more like a slow starvation. The AMD puts were nuked from orbit. | |
Just for puts? | The major upside would be for longs trying to get in at some reasonable entry levels, but you'd have to be holding a lot of cash and know when to start buying. Everyone here always fantasizes about how they would be rich right now if they could've bought in right after the housing market crashed in 08/09. | |
Ahh makes sense, can't believe I didn't realize this before | Don't beat yourself up! I didn't think of it on my own either. | |
I just got some 30s, fingers crossed | Yea I went in for it | |
new to investing, amazon apple msft not valuable? | Not when you're peace-mealing a portfolio of 2 shares here...2 shares there.... | |
Population growth still accounts for about a third of all gdp growth in this country. That's a big deal. | According to who? | |
My guess is Hudson Bay has some agreement to acquire their IP or the company in that 6 Mil where they will take over anything of value and try to resell it or fire everyone and take over the company and try to fix it up and make it profitable then sell it. | I know the company isnt just moviepass but how do you make movie pass actually profitable? | |
Buying at the lows? You're in the wrong sub buddy | oops sorry | |
they expect all that money back with interest when they go under. Stockholders/board will get 0. | Ohhhhh. Nice | |
Unloaded at open! Did you??? Dodged a bullet!!! | Yeah I did. I saw it went up afterwards. Thank God. | |
Yea, look at the chart the last 2 weeks. Gaps up in the morning and drops to baseline around 12-1. I’ve been making nice gains all week doing this. | and now it’s about to go the opposite route... nice job | |
I'm reporting your comment for making to much sense. Do you even know where you are? | It's VIX'a'clock my dude. | |
Seriously, remember that guy who lost 'many hundreds of dollars' lmao | tens of dozens! | |
Down 20% today or down 100% then, what's the difference? | About 80%. | |
Yeah I spent about $1500 I shouldn’t have on stuff from /r/gundeals lol. 0% interest and I did save a lot of money on stuff I was gonna buy though! | Well, I made 100% profit on a 1 day trade if JBLU calls so dumping $90 on a FD AMZN put was just for fun, glad you got your debt squared away and I could help out lol | |
Do they? Or is it just that there are a few more suckers left who can be duped into believing that they can still make money? | I think they duped all the suckers back in last Sept / October. | |
not really, amzn isnt going to $0 | No one though FB was going to do what FB did... | |
That is correct. Literally nothing. I moved over from TD, originally from Scottrade which use to be the discount broker. | Then I am glad I asked the question and glad you responded! Thanks for the info ;) | |
I wamt an m3 now so i pull up to the golf course with swag, not when I'm 40 and using it to go to my kids fucking soccer game. | If you spend a year in SCV, you'll learn to hate BMWs. The worst people seem to drive them. It's the 17 year olds whose parents paid for their swag. Like a guy at work who pulls up in his bmw, takes off his driving sunglasses and puts on his walking sunglasses for 20 feet until he walks in the door. | |
Shut the fuck up | Donny. | |
We would be friends irl. Haha | Aw your first friend | |
Why is that crazy? Genuinely asking | I didn't say it is crazy. The posts above are discussing it like it is a homerun. I would say it is highly improbable considering how big of a psychological barrier for Apple to cross it. | |
waymo, mother fucker. do you speak it? | Even that was an autistic fuckup. Google was an investor in Uber and then told Uber oh btw we are going into self driving cars and taxis. That led to Uber panicking and stealing google software | |
Hell I don't know about them now. | What are options ? | |
Yikes | Lol | |
Yeah I ended -20% on the day but +1% on the week. Heavy AMD saved my portfolio. Now to wait 6 months for MU to do something. | -7% day 21% week. We will see what happens next week since I'm holding FDs I bought on the 'dip' | |
I cant find anything that that says he falsifies his videos every single time | Oh sweetie. I can smell the pedantry coming on, and it's not a good look my dear. | |
I fucking wish | Deep | |
Here’s a screen record: https://i.imgur.com/PXrarit.mp4 | fake and gay, now post a video of you checking RH with a copy of today's paper, with a sign that reads u/Smuggles, in the nude so we know it's you. | |
Buy after earnings, remember the seasonality of their biz model. | I see what your saying but q2 end June 30th. Granted the month of June is flat, but April/may students are finishing school and cramming for finals. I would imagine the highest use age of the products would be in that time period? | |
Lean hog futures | Who doesn’t like bacon | |
Yeah the covered calls isn’t a bad return, although when ABBV moves it can *really* move. I was in at 65 last year and got called away when it gained like 30% in under a month. So if you’re OK with that it’s a good play. | Keep in mind that 30% move after being stuck for a couple of years in 50-70 range and finally broke out. I find it unlikely we will have another big move like that given the current concerns over the Humira biosimilars. I think we will be stuck in 90-110 range for some time. | |
In what fucked up dimension is the markets closing extremely down good news. | Where is the 'extremely down' market you're speaking of? | |
Is it looking good for them? | Who knows. I think people are scared because Netflix shat the bed and IQ's taking a beating because of 'Netflix of China' association. | |
I have leaps so not really sweating this dip | Probably smart I sold 195 puts expiring next Friday so my butthole is clenched tight | |
If u r on YouTube, Elon will answer your questions | Boring boneheaded questions are not cool tho! | |
What about the droid attack on the wookiees? | fuck them | |
Dude, I've lost a ton of money on options and barely made out of MU alive. I think I'm safe on WSB | Oh, not you, I agree with you. The guy you replied to, that fucking guy. | |
So gains must exceed 10k or ~~investment~~ wager must exceed 10k? | Investment must exceed 10k and you must lose it all or double it. | |
If you sold that call then you made money and are in the clear, that deserves a well done my dude 💰👌 | well i have the stock to cover them as well, so if it goes to 80 bucks I'd be pretty fuckin happy at this point... lol | |
And they say socialism works... | Best weight loss program any nation has ever seen | |
I wouldn't be surprised at all if they were bought by Nike/Adidas/UA given how much they're investing in health/tech just as you said. | If you look at the chart, they’ve been out of the scope for almost 2 years. Once some good news comes out it’s going to shoot up. No way they will go to 0 from here. | |
Yolo'd all I had left on it. | On the dumpster fire? Or on it not being a dumpster fire? | |
Oh so it's okay because they're using their cucked inflation number? | Basically yeah | |
Congratulations. I’m 18 and in college. And I’ll take ur bitch/wife/daughter/sister/etc... | Haha chill dude dont take shit said on this sub srs, good on u for starting early | |
It's basically like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSLmT5JoqFM | I bet Norman got a nice severance package | |
How so? Revenue comes from selling ads, and ads pay Twitter money based on impressions/conversions. If you have 1 real user and 1000 bot users each day, that's 1001 impressions on an ad. Remove the bots and all of a sudden your ad revenue plummets. | except that marketing people are only half retarded, and eventually they figured this out. it took them years, but they caught on | |
how long did/are you hold/ing those calls? | I sold at open this morning; glad I did because it dropped back down quite a bit | |
They just beat how autistic are you | Well, this sub is famous for its cognitive dissonance. | |
He didn't know what IV is, you think he has any clue what a diagonal spread is? | Well I kinda explained what is was, selling the August 190c while holding the September 200c is a diagonal spread. | |
Thanks man. Same to you. | Buying cheap leaps on dips or runs is the next logical trading strategy | |
lol kk | Hes right, its not gonna go up 20% in 2 months. | |
I'm down | I'm in if we start it before AMD hits $20 so I can get 5 shares instead of 4 plus change with my $100. | |
Hahahahahaha | Hahahahahaha | |
the only winning move is not to play? | The autist *wants* to play. | |
actually make a deal with the movie theaters so you are not selling every ticket to customers at a loss | AMC really hates them though | |
He's here on WSB right? | Can confirm. Am OP. | |
Let's see what happens to Google... I think the problem will be data driven businesses, not just social networking sites. | Google will be just fine. | |
Thanks! | or even better, [this](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y2Y) | |
Get out | oh I get it now. | |
tens of dozens! | One hundred score! | |
Yeah well I'm down about 40% right now. If I can get somewhere to break even in the next week or two I'm probably going to try and close it out. Figures I have a winning streak, gain confidence, take a larger position and boom. Fucked. Lol. | 100 percent the same thing I did. I had finally broken even after trading my way up from 50 percent losses over the past month. Now I'm down 59. | |
Slow bleed off until Keytruda data is released. Shorts are holding it down. When/if data is good, shorts will have to cover bigtime! Now is an excellent entry point if you believe in the science. | Nah I believe in it for sure! Waiting to see where bottom first though | |
then my dog is an incel | Shit is it possible to trade options on virgins? | |
It's not a loss if I don't sell. You'll see | I'm down 99.6% on this stock. Why do anything but buy? | |
Thanks (I’m a newfriend who purchased calls without understanding entirely wtf I got into 😬) | Rip | |
Anything can happen | Am I crazy to think that the AMZN calls in the $1,900's may work out? | |
holy fuck... just refreshed my account and down 97%. How the fuck did that happen. | swag | |
[fake and gay are his favorites](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/92f972/buy_options_they_said_it_will_be_fun_they_said/e35b1o6/) | ? | |
How am I supposed to make ez gains tho? | $RUN calls, son, see the light | |
Theyre trying to explain how the difference between color and charm works without getting into multidimensional calculus because its too complicated for anyone to click on their headline so they just use a turtle with a firecracker strapped to it instead | Thanks Bill | |
i doubled down on MU after i saw the position held.....next week it should shine | That’s the ideal situation. But MU gonna do what it do. I’m super long myself so we ride or die together. | |
I’m holding through their earnings. Puts that is ;) | Boring | |
So since you’re risk averse you choose the riskier alternative? | I never said I was rational. | |
Do you at least hate your wife? | This is the hardest a reddit comment has made me laugh in a while | |
I would love that. Revenge pizza | Id invest heavily in Revenge Pizza. Every Pizza you get a nude | |
That Big Short Water Play | Hilarious | |
u need to diversify | I did my doggy. Fb just happened to be a large portion of my portfolio at the time | |
She's clearly into guys with Low-T so go for it | T stands for tendies, right? | |
You sold 23k worth of naked calls? Ballsy | Not naked. They were part of a hedge against my leeps that worked out | |
The winner would have to be vetted and cleared of any ties with r/personalfinance | Short ford for one fucking day and win | |
Why are there rules against penny stocks? Seems like that would be right in line with the degeneracy. | Because then there would be a ton of spam. | |
It’s called deposit. | Are there Puts? Whenever I put money in, the account goes down later. I would like to bet against $DEPOSIT. | |
300% in one day wtf | I got it when it was trading at below 62$ then it shot up to $73, I sold at $71 | |
something something $TSLA moat | something something disrupting technology. | |
Birb is the worb | and if that mockingbirb don’t sinb, he’s gonna buy me a diamonb rinb! | |
Still Trying to get the starting 10k, had some real good picks, slowly edging on that goal, then poof I realized I probably shouldn’t be doing this. Still gonna tho. | just buy amazon and wait a year | |
Hurr they're gonna sell user data durr once enough people sign up they'll have leverage *gargle balls* totally normal to expect people to sign up and not use it *chugs semen* | Although I agree with your assessment, there are many gyms that do quite well with that model. | |
Buying cheap leaps on dips or runs is the next logical trading strategy | That's actually exactly what I'm doing. | |
They were cheap as hell today so what’s another 200 bucks | Your seriously missing the decay that happens on unreasonable option plays...and if it’s reasonable, it’s expensive. | |
Bent over. | Oh baby | |
I wondered why that $105k guy didnt hedge his FB calls with like 2% of his position. He would have killed with a $2000 put or something... | If you hedge you're now betting on a vol play, IV prevents you from actually making money. Remember options is zero sum, you only make money for risk you take on. | |
Hes right, its not gonna go up 20% in 2 months. | Or a price increase spikes the option price which he can sell. | |
This one day is literally going to singlehandedly keep them in confirmation bias for the next 10 years | They were right when lil' Kimmy launched his impotence missile; they were right when...black blah...and by golly, they're right today. 5 days out of 53,839 is all they need to get by. | |
There is only one guy that posted a million dollar screenshot in the history of this sub and that is a XIV blow up. | Marty posted when MU was up and he hit 2.2m. Read your scripture and pray to Saint Shkreli. | |
I read some article from a fund that was into them where they complained things that could have had such an impact should have been brought up sooner. Who knows. These sort of law suits don’t ever pan out from what I’ve noticed. They happen all the time. | yeah I agree they happen all time and usually end up with nothing, especially with big companies (FB is 5th largest) |
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