manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What kind of freak doesn't have 8 fingers on each hand?!	7.5
I should have added /s	No, don't --it helps me tag retards
*Crash	The fact that everyone on here is super convinced that Tesla will crash makes me want to just shove all my cash into calls.
The infiniti QX4 had a VQ by 99 or 2000.	Just looked it up, 2001! Didn’t know it was that early, typical nissan to develop a motor for their SUV/Trucks and put it in their sports cars. Haha
But did they lose less money	Nope, that’s the worst part.
You guys are such amateurs. At the end of every workout cycle, he goes into a comma for 24 hours until the final rest-day is complete. Why would he count that?	,
More like Robinhood sending you the Margin Call email. Just ignore it and delete the app	someone needs to tell the president of Mexico to delete the app
How could we ever forgive them unless they give us at least 3 free pizzas for the insult of our black citizens? I think 4 would be good. And tendies.	Nah, anything less than 5 is an insult.
this guy is so good at what he does. Really wish he had a bigger youtube presence.	He's got a big presence at sbnation but unfortunately a lot of that presence is behind the camera
Not really, this would be a slam dunk defamation case even in the US. The diver isn't a public figure who was called a pedophile in public by one of the most famous people in the world. Not to mention, libel laws are much stronger in the UK than they are US. (i assume he would be suing in a UK court because of the more favorable laws so long as he is still a UK citizen)	He'd be able to collect like 5x the damages in a US court than anywhere else in the world. US system has way higher payouts for this kind of nonsense.
These are all true statements. But what's your suggestion then?	Qqq calls
Your going to pissed when it happens.	Fuck no. If this dude gets rich off my advice, I’ll be happy as fuck for him.
Nobody tell him.	https://m.imgur.com/gallery/XS5LK
Yeah any day now people will stop using their expensive cars and swap to a nice cheap horse and buggy. Don't be baggholding the next bicycle.	Implying there is a significant difference between Facebook and MySpace?
Yea man. These are all real people paying the $3k a month for BBG pro	Wait I thought it was 25k a year
This is an amazing read, https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2rbqzh/bodybuilders_argue_over_how_many_days_there_are/	It's the same link
good fundamentals	LOL, Good one
Boring question. Next!	Can you please give me a second look? I too, am a level two supergenius.
I’d eye $40	what about 35?
https://imgur.com/a/2J66alP	Anything happening on PFE?
A place where people exchange meta gifs	Except we’re exchanging memes here pal.
The equivalent value of the work of 10m people over a year....lost in a moment as if it never existed. Yeah, tech socks are insanely over-valued fantasies.	Except Facebook's P/E is 24....
I do. Check out 'Trading the Greeks 2nd Edition' by Dan Passarelli. It's a really deep dive into how all the greeks work, complete with charts for ATM, ITM, and OTM options. The pros and cons of trading each, hypothetical scenarios, and of course strategies to mitigate risk. It's pricey but the information is worth it.	Thank you!
Should be a dip after earnings, get back in then	Thanks for the opinion. What's your long story?
It's gonna be down, revenue sucks for them in the summer compared to q3/4. I'm too much of a pussy to buy puts though.	I got a ticket to pay off but don't want to gamble by dropping on CHGG fml lol
Not all who buy and hold are lost.	Hi friend, /r/personalfinance is this way.
Republicans are about self reliance and not depending on the govt for everything. That's why they are under attack. Your views of republicans are disillusioned.	Is that why their platform is built around bigotry against gays and foreigners and they elected an alleged rapist to the white house? Please tell me more. I’m sure your idiotic logic will totally make sense.
Wtf it was literally red as monkey balls 2 seconds ago	That means the boys are back in town.
Doing that would drive away all the liquidity thus leaving them with no one to trade with.	It happened multiple times in the past decades (with people, not bots) and it didn't
DOW and S&P futures just turned green!	Hope AAPL keeps us all smooth sailing for a few days.
Mel Uskon	Noel S Kum
I believe you meant UXIN	Is there a reason for this? It sounded like a decent company when I heard about it.
That’s not a noob question. That’s a lack of basic math question. If you bought a share for $1 and it’s now worth $2. How much do you think you can sell it for?	Guarantee I can sell it for $.75
Short google	Long homelessness.
Why aren't you angry	op wouldn't be here if he/she was smart enough to be angry
I’m guessing this is a joke?	I really might buy some CHK calls, in all seriousness, but they would be farther out.
Disappear	Are you mansplaining
It's valued as the 7th biggest auto company in the world, even higher than Ford. It's overvalued and dogshit.	Ford is the worst car company in the world.
Stick to trading what you know. Thats a good problem to have.	Eh what I know is relatively narrow so I'm trying to expand my horizons. I want to work with tickers that are most driven by actual technicals as much as I can
Playa Vista, not Silicon Valley	But silicon is where he gets all his funding
I lost $18,000 in a day one time. My life since then hasn’t been the same.	for better or worse?
I’m not sure this bot actually owns puts, he might get paid to bash tsla though based on his post history	Petition to make /u/Old_Bit go out and identify street signs to prove he's not a bot.
I had $1k in Enron before it ded	F
pedo guy	lol
Naked puts on the VIX babay!	Short naked calls on the VIX!
Fuck I miss L&L	They good? There's one that opened by my work, just found out last week, want to try it. What's good? Chicken Katsu?
I have FIT and TSLA calls simply bc WSB keeps hating	Yeah I was going to short Tsla but all of wsb is doing the same so I'm just going to stay out
No dip Shit I know how it works. But if my earnings go into a new tax bracket. They jump from 24% to 32% instead of the 15-20% capital gain rate. If that’s ok with you. You take your unrealized gains and do it. Let me take mine and do what I want.	What happens in November?
That's American Eagle.	Lol what? No it's not.
What's in the prescription bottle behind the right monitor?	Advil
In the dream zuckerberg cucks me but I guess if you're not into that than maybe it is a nightmare	Currently looking at FB down almost 4%. This shit is hilarious.
Excellent! You're going places kiddo.	Why do you have to put money away for taxes as long as you're trading in the same tax year? I get that if you withdraw money you have to do it, because else you're playing on margin, but if you leave the money in your account you can just deduct whatever capital losses occur, can't you?
thanks	Parent is just fucking with you.
haha shorting amd is a little too risky for me.	YungBillionaire isn't going to short AMD? Solid DD going LONG!
yep, 8/17 35.5's	I bought 35.5 8/3 exp and a 36$ 8/3exp I’m tryna get some 8/24 calls as well prolly 36$!
fuck you adbe, why the fuck is it down that much??????????????????????????????????????????	Relax, this company is SOLID. Unless you bought FDs. Then you should be sweating a bit.
yeah but every time the hype is strong for something on WSB, it goes to shit.	Not every time!
Am I about to get torn?	yeah lol
I use these for my business. I should totally by Calls because business has been booming.	Yeah I'd buy January calls after they report earnings this Wednesday. Just look at their yearly chart. Doesn't look like they'll stop anytime soon.
“Invests his clients money”	🤣 🤣 🤣 dat mofo
S H I T my PYPL	Just shorted my $PYPL. My heart can't take the hits anymore.
Yeah wish I sold the day prior when up 30%+ but I always think 'self, WSB doesnt give a shit unless you have 100% plus gains.'	Yep, gains are gains but the most difficult skill to learn is risk management/sizing in this world. (not being overly greedy)
Hmm maybe I should hedge my puts with more puts	yea
I bought 19.5 calls before market opening this morning should i keep going	We both know the answer to this. Keep going anyways.
Agreed. Security Analysis, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, and Phaedo are not seen there.	Or Irrational Exuberance and The Intelligent Investor.
I think it would have hit breakout by tomorrow if it wasn't for the margin calls making people sell and the crash on friday where it was up like 2% but eventually went down.(Where Amazon also ended only 0.5% up even though they destroyed earnings)	fuck dude, it broke resistance
That’s a felony	Did you not see the post last week that Bloomberg had TXN earnings published before they were officially announced?
Might fall down to 150s before reviving fam.	LMAO. Put your money where your mouth is. You're saying it'll drop 45% since ath. Even shit like Twitter and snap doesn't drop that much
Well i spose theres plenty of time to make money. Hopefully you made something on that last spike.	I picked up some 8/10 $4.5 calls and 8/17 $5.0 calls. up 29% atm.
Except we’re exchanging memes here pal.	I’ll take a lap
But silicon is where he gets all his funding	There's only one sand hill
I wish some poor sucker had sold puts on this for round 2 race to zero. I have never seen a stock collapse so dam fast on a reverse split.	Yeah, maybe don't run out of cash flow two days after a reverse split.
While it is negative news, Cali is not the US. The US is not the world. V still has crazy growth outside the US and in the developing world.	Not everyone is as rational as you and we are trading on US markets. Cali is the largest US economy and Kroger is the largest grocer. It’s not catastrophic, but it isn’t just negatives news. Who’s next to ban V? No one? Then maybe tomorrow we’ll see green.
DUDE PLEASE SHOW US WHAT YOU MADE TODAY, JUST FUCKIN SELLL YOU AlReAdY mAdE bAnK!!!!	Lol I'm up a little over 20% today, I've sold 3 of the 8/3 contracts and 2 of the '19s. Still have about 70k holding through earnings
sold for a loss?	No but my gain could have been huge
yes, buy high, sell low.	Thought it might actually continue upwards. Tf if I know.
I'm down $2K (19%) for the day. Fuck money!	You need to have money in order to fuck it 😄
sell. them.	Nah not yet
negatory. side note, im about to fuck her friend	My man.
This past winter was hell.	They all are. Even when you think you got over the worst of it in January it doesnt go away until May. The dragging on is the worst part of it.
calm down Papa John	my nibba
don't give them ideas	we will give as many ideas as required to take down the capitalist pigs
WSB	I bought it around the same. Only reason I made the jump was because I read about it here. Why tho.
What about my 8/3 $200 calls	I got 8/3 $215 as well, forgot about them
Im confused. Are we talking about the market or my life?	Yes
Are you actually this stupid	I can go online and order one right now if I wanted to wtf are you talking about?
$0 those are called shares	u r smort
FB is at the price I bought it 5 months ago, what the fuckerberg	I know. It should go up.
We don’t do too much talking but I’ll try to mention it.	Thanks
I'm waiting for my weekend SPY straddle plays to come back on board. I doubled my account between Feb 15 and Easter weekend.	Hi Fartbiscuit, can you please expand on your strategy.
Yes and I got out with a small profit.	Nicely done
Recipe	Give him a break, he hasn’t slept in days and has been been drinking Four Loco that’s years past its expiration.
You haven't followed the cult of the South African?	Sorry, I do get it now. Monday.
Feels good to be green here for once	Dividend faggots unite
Short $WSB	Long u/haupt91
Coming soon AMD to 25!	Please no.
Currently looking at FB down almost 4%. This shit is hilarious.	Laugh at my misery bitch
Same bro. Hopefully you didn’t get $195 and $200 strikes like me...	I bought 165C 12/21 am i fucked or nah? Cuz im down like.. 30% lol
This is typically their worst quarter anyway, no sports everyone is out eating tendies on their grills; and Johny Schnatter is on the conference call handing out hate like free pepperoni.	Shit, you're right. PP John's shareholders are fucked.
Press ‘S’ to pay respects	Respect now with 1-Click.

What kind of freak doesn't have 8 fingers on each hand?!

7.5

I should have added /s

No, don't --it helps me tag retards

*Crash

The fact that everyone on here is super convinced that Tesla will crash makes me want to just shove all my cash into calls.

The infiniti QX4 had a VQ by 99 or 2000.

Just looked it up, 2001! Didn’t know it was that early, typical nissan to develop a motor for their SUV/Trucks and put it in their sports cars. Haha

But did they lose less money

Nope, that’s the worst part.

You guys are such amateurs. At the end of every workout cycle, he goes into a comma for 24 hours until the final rest-day is complete. Why would he count that?

,

More like Robinhood sending you the Margin Call email. Just ignore it and delete the app

someone needs to tell the president of Mexico to delete the app

How could we ever forgive them unless they give us at least 3 free pizzas for the insult of our black citizens? I think 4 would be good. And tendies.

Nah, anything less than 5 is an insult.

this guy is so good at what he does. Really wish he had a bigger youtube presence.

He's got a big presence at sbnation but unfortunately a lot of that presence is behind the camera

Not really, this would be a slam dunk defamation case even in the US. The diver isn't a public figure who was called a pedophile in public by one of the most famous people in the world. Not to mention, libel laws are much stronger in the UK than they are US. (i assume he would be suing in a UK court because of the more favorable laws so long as he is still a UK citizen)

He'd be able to collect like 5x the damages in a US court than anywhere else in the world. US system has way higher payouts for this kind of nonsense.

These are all true statements. But what's your suggestion then?

Qqq calls

Your going to pissed when it happens.

Fuck no. If this dude gets rich off my advice, I’ll be happy as fuck for him.

Nobody tell him.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/XS5LK

Yeah any day now people will stop using their expensive cars and swap to a nice cheap horse and buggy. Don't be baggholding the next bicycle.

Implying there is a significant difference between Facebook and MySpace?

Yea man. These are all real people paying the $3k a month for BBG pro

Wait I thought it was 25k a year

This is an amazing read, https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2rbqzh/bodybuilders_argue_over_how_many_days_there_are/

It's the same link

good fundamentals

LOL, Good one

Boring question. Next!

Can you please give me a second look? I too, am a level two supergenius.

I’d eye $40

what about 35?

https://imgur.com/a/2J66alP

Anything happening on PFE?

A place where people exchange meta gifs

Except we’re exchanging memes here pal.

The equivalent value of the work of 10m people over a year....lost in a moment as if it never existed. Yeah, tech socks are insanely over-valued fantasies.

Except Facebook's P/E is 24....

I do. Check out 'Trading the Greeks 2nd Edition' by Dan Passarelli. It's a really deep dive into how all the greeks work, complete with charts for ATM, ITM, and OTM options. The pros and cons of trading each, hypothetical scenarios, and of course strategies to mitigate risk. It's pricey but the information is worth it.

Thank you!

Should be a dip after earnings, get back in then

Thanks for the opinion. What's your long story?

It's gonna be down, revenue sucks for them in the summer compared to q3/4. I'm too much of a pussy to buy puts though.

I got a ticket to pay off but don't want to gamble by dropping on CHGG fml lol

Not all who buy and hold are lost.

Hi friend, /r/personalfinance is this way.

Republicans are about self reliance and not depending on the govt for everything. That's why they are under attack. Your views of republicans are disillusioned.

Is that why their platform is built around bigotry against gays and foreigners and they elected an alleged rapist to the white house? Please tell me more. I’m sure your idiotic logic will totally make sense.

Wtf it was literally red as monkey balls 2 seconds ago

That means the boys are back in town.

Doing that would drive away all the liquidity thus leaving them with no one to trade with.

It happened multiple times in the past decades (with people, not bots) and it didn't

DOW and S&P futures just turned green!

Hope AAPL keeps us all smooth sailing for a few days.

Mel Uskon

Noel S Kum

I believe you meant UXIN

Is there a reason for this? It sounded like a decent company when I heard about it.

That’s not a noob question. That’s a lack of basic math question. If you bought a share for $1 and it’s now worth $2. How much do you think you can sell it for?

Guarantee I can sell it for $.75

Short google

Long homelessness.

Why aren't you angry

op wouldn't be here if he/she was smart enough to be angry

I’m guessing this is a joke?

I really might buy some CHK calls, in all seriousness, but they would be farther out.

Disappear

Are you mansplaining

It's valued as the 7th biggest auto company in the world, even higher than Ford. It's overvalued and dogshit.

Ford is the worst car company in the world.

Stick to trading what you know. Thats a good problem to have.

Eh what I know is relatively narrow so I'm trying to expand my horizons. I want to work with tickers that are most driven by actual technicals as much as I can

Playa Vista, not Silicon Valley

But silicon is where he gets all his funding

I lost $18,000 in a day one time. My life since then hasn’t been the same.

for better or worse?

I’m not sure this bot actually owns puts, he might get paid to bash tsla though based on his post history

Petition to make /u/Old_Bit go out and identify street signs to prove he's not a bot.

I had $1k in Enron before it ded

F

pedo guy

lol

Naked puts on the VIX babay!

Short naked calls on the VIX!

Fuck I miss L&L

They good? There's one that opened by my work, just found out last week, want to try it. What's good? Chicken Katsu?

I have FIT and TSLA calls simply bc WSB keeps hating

Yeah I was going to short Tsla but all of wsb is doing the same so I'm just going to stay out

No dip Shit I know how it works. But if my earnings go into a new tax bracket. They jump from 24% to 32% instead of the 15-20% capital gain rate. If that’s ok with you. You take your unrealized gains and do it. Let me take mine and do what I want.

What happens in November?

That's American Eagle.

Lol what? No it's not.

What's in the prescription bottle behind the right monitor?

Advil

In the dream zuckerberg cucks me but I guess if you're not into that than maybe it is a nightmare

Currently looking at FB down almost 4%. This shit is hilarious.

Excellent! You're going places kiddo.

Why do you have to put money away for taxes as long as you're trading in the same tax year? I get that if you withdraw money you have to do it, because else you're playing on margin, but if you leave the money in your account you can just deduct whatever capital losses occur, can't you?

thanks

Parent is just fucking with you.

haha shorting amd is a little too risky for me.

YungBillionaire isn't going to short AMD? Solid DD going LONG!

yep, 8/17 35.5's

I bought 35.5 8/3 exp and a 36$ 8/3exp I’m tryna get some 8/24 calls as well prolly 36$!

fuck you adbe, why the fuck is it down that much??????????????????????????????????????????

Relax, this company is SOLID. Unless you bought FDs. Then you should be sweating a bit.

yeah but every time the hype is strong for something on WSB, it goes to shit.

Not every time!

Am I about to get torn?

yeah lol

I use these for my business. I should totally by Calls because business has been booming.

Yeah I'd buy January calls after they report earnings this Wednesday. Just look at their yearly chart. Doesn't look like they'll stop anytime soon.

“Invests his clients money”

🤣 🤣 🤣 dat mofo

S H I T my PYPL

Just shorted my $PYPL. My heart can't take the hits anymore.

Yeah wish I sold the day prior when up 30%+ but I always think 'self, WSB doesnt give a shit unless you have 100% plus gains.'

Yep, gains are gains but the most difficult skill to learn is risk management/sizing in this world. (not being overly greedy)

Hmm maybe I should hedge my puts with more puts

yea

I bought 19.5 calls before market opening this morning should i keep going

We both know the answer to this. Keep going anyways.

Agreed. Security Analysis, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, and Phaedo are not seen there.

Or Irrational Exuberance and The Intelligent Investor.

I think it would have hit breakout by tomorrow if it wasn't for the margin calls making people sell and the crash on friday where it was up like 2% but eventually went down.(Where Amazon also ended only 0.5% up even though they destroyed earnings)

fuck dude, it broke resistance

That’s a felony

Did you not see the post last week that Bloomberg had TXN earnings published before they were officially announced?

Might fall down to 150s before reviving fam.

LMAO. Put your money where your mouth is. You're saying it'll drop 45% since ath. Even shit like Twitter and snap doesn't drop that much

Well i spose theres plenty of time to make money. Hopefully you made something on that last spike.

I picked up some 8/10 $4.5 calls and 8/17 $5.0 calls. up 29% atm.

Except we’re exchanging memes here pal.

I’ll take a lap

But silicon is where he gets all his funding

There's only one sand hill

I wish some poor sucker had sold puts on this for round 2 race to zero. I have never seen a stock collapse so dam fast on a reverse split.

Yeah, maybe don't run out of cash flow two days after a reverse split.

While it is negative news, Cali is not the US. The US is not the world. V still has crazy growth outside the US and in the developing world.

Not everyone is as rational as you and we are trading on US markets. Cali is the largest US economy and Kroger is the largest grocer. It’s not catastrophic, but it isn’t just negatives news. Who’s next to ban V? No one? Then maybe tomorrow we’ll see green.

DUDE PLEASE SHOW US WHAT YOU MADE TODAY, JUST FUCKIN SELLL YOU AlReAdY mAdE bAnK!!!!

Lol I'm up a little over 20% today, I've sold 3 of the 8/3 contracts and 2 of the '19s. Still have about 70k holding through earnings

sold for a loss?

No but my gain could have been huge

yes, buy high, sell low.

Thought it might actually continue upwards. Tf if I know.

I'm down $2K (19%) for the day. Fuck money!

You need to have money in order to fuck it 😄

sell. them.

Nah not yet

negatory. side note, im about to fuck her friend

My man.

This past winter was hell.

They all are. Even when you think you got over the worst of it in January it doesnt go away until May. The dragging on is the worst part of it.

calm down Papa John

my nibba

don't give them ideas

we will give as many ideas as required to take down the capitalist pigs

WSB

I bought it around the same. Only reason I made the jump was because I read about it here. Why tho.

What about my 8/3 $200 calls

I got 8/3 $215 as well, forgot about them

Im confused. Are we talking about the market or my life?

Yes

Are you actually this stupid

I can go online and order one right now if I wanted to wtf are you talking about?

$0 those are called shares

u r smort

FB is at the price I bought it 5 months ago, what the fuckerberg

I know. It should go up.

We don’t do too much talking but I’ll try to mention it.

Thanks

I'm waiting for my weekend SPY straddle plays to come back on board. I doubled my account between Feb 15 and Easter weekend.

Hi Fartbiscuit, can you please expand on your strategy.

Yes and I got out with a small profit.

Nicely done

Recipe

Give him a break, he hasn’t slept in days and has been been drinking Four Loco that’s years past its expiration.

You haven't followed the cult of the South African?

Sorry, I do get it now. Monday.

Feels good to be green here for once

Dividend faggots unite

Short $WSB

Long u/haupt91

Coming soon AMD to 25!

Please no.

Currently looking at FB down almost 4%. This shit is hilarious.

Laugh at my misery bitch

Same bro. Hopefully you didn’t get $195 and $200 strikes like me...

I bought 165C 12/21 am i fucked or nah? Cuz im down like.. 30% lol

This is typically their worst quarter anyway, no sports everyone is out eating tendies on their grills; and Johny Schnatter is on the conference call handing out hate like free pepperoni.

Shit, you're right. PP John's *shareholders* are fucked.

Press ‘S’ to pay respects

Respect now with 1-Click.