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it rose off huge wins AND low expectations	I mean not really. The expectations were pretty grounded. They reported a ton of great news and rose because of it. If they hadn't posted as well as they did they would be down.
Expiration?	8/3 like a true autist.
I am 22	You’re about to feel daddy Elon’s wrath
I bought one 10/19, but if it keeps running up into the close I might just take the profit.	It's starting down a bit right now... I'm gonna hold on. I think I'll sell early tomorrow.
you still have to do your homework. not easy	Start of with a few million, in a few years you can make it one million.
MY PRESIDENT	Man, you made me realize I would absolutely love to be hype for him being president. I really wish he didnt constantly say and do dumb shit like every day.
AMC the movie theater chain? Otherwise I don't get what you're trying to say	In general. Studios need to realize they can't keep putting out reboots of the same thing and attempt to recoup the budget on ticket sales opening week. Disney and Fox are releasing the digital copies a week before physical (dvd/ray; Infinity Wars and Deadpool 2). The idea of MoviePass will live on in some form or another; it will not be something to invest/yolo in/on unless they get broken into little pieces.
wasn't an Even call. like more Not TSLA analyst fucking started $220 during 50/50, then.... 1/99. unless a Elon	^shhhhhhhh I think it's trying to communicate with us
I told you guys. Grab shares in RCL and you won't be sorry next year	I went with ITM calls. Daddy likes a lil' leverage.
look at the technicals - I knew they were gonna f-ck with shorts, and, despite the short interest there were large buy blocks yesterday afternoon. that, and good overall fundamentals for the people that care. it was easy to predict a short squeeze today/tomorrow	Thanks where is the go to source for tech and where can i find info aboot large buy blocks
We're not talking about an office building. We're talking about a production manufacturing line. Things need to be moved into place, tested, etc. Plus they need to raise capital over there. That takes 3-6 months.	They got the lines that were flown over from Germany working in a week and reached 60% capacity the week after.
The dryer is a good place to start.	This guy with change in his pocket.
I just bought puts on SQ, going to be looking for a short term correction	on SQ? The correction was 3 days ago
You’ve never lost more than $9 in a morning?	He's led a life of privilege
the OG meme stock of this week	I think I'll once for all sell all my shares and buy some FB. Still a good value from that drop.
Yes unless there is a significant drop in the next couple days.	What's significant for you?
You should FOMO. Clearly trade wars are good and we're winning, BIGLY	We’re not winning until MU is at 90.
Anything the Musk says, markets reacts strangely	Musky, just killed a shortie
Thanks. I assume the amount needed to exercise the contracts can be pricey.	This is not it. The premium comes from the TIME available to execute. Actual contract assignments are $19.99 on td Ameritrade
Chad life	I short $chad too
And lowered their expectations on price twice I believe.	My shares (100) are up 25% so 🤷🏽‍♂️
But in those off chances WSB is right....	'Off chances' you answered your own question. Now hop on the call train with me, once SNAP settles back down tomorrow mid-morning. Look at what happened to GoPro
Cheers mate. Massive pop.	nice hopefully it sustains, I did end up getting 9/21 $125's
When is their earnings call tomorrow?	Earnings call is right now. Hoping it shoots this bitch to $7 or $8 tomorrow
Thanks shyguy, Very cool!	I KNOW RIGHT VERY COOL 😘
R	T
Apple	Yes
*moon	I'm OK with this, as always, wish I had bought more!
If someone gets a contract going that we all sign using verisign remotely and throw in a certain amount of money after crunching the numbers, I'm down. The news blurb would be hilarious. The retards at WSB just pooled their money together and bought movie pass and they're not offering normies a subscription. When asked why they responded 'because, fuck you that's why.'	Can someone who knows how to do this do it please
General loser checking in	Pls stop buying FDs with company money and start the buyback already.
Can I wet the tip to see which way the wind is going to blow it next?	Sure. You won't find me turning down getting a set of lips around my pecker.
Sounds like r/personalfinance	Dont listen to em, they dont eat tendies!
up 7k :)	Oh shit nice dude. And it’s looking pretty good for the future. I’ll get back to you in a week with another update lmao
R.. ooooo Naggers	S
Or they expire worthless lol	you are fake news
Looks like Apple already beat him to $1 trillion	Youngest/quickest?
Yeah let’s pray	It helped! AND we could still pull out an SQ tomorrow, depending of how investors react to employment numbers
I can feel that, thanks for the real talk.	Lol, I kept thinking everything you were saying sounds like it comes straight out of the mouth of a salesman at an Elantra dealership. Not that I'm saying it or the points you make are wrong
RIP brother	I goofed up
Probably could get 2 $55 Jan’s for ~$1100. If NVDA has good earnings and guidance that would provide a jumpstart for an earnings run-up.	Have you considered NVDA calls
3 years ago I bought a painting for 2 million. Now that shit worth 1 million.	Jay z said it better - cause he doubled his $$
Damn son, you photoshop like a pro. We got a new meme king over here	It's so hard to find a transparent background logo for Apple...
if you have to ask the answer is yes	The real DD
They have to ramp up in China. They can leverage what they've learned so far, but there is work to be done. All this takes cash which they're running low on.	Yeah but everyone wants Teslas so why the fuck would they have trouble raising money??
on SQ? The correction was 3 days ago	Yeah pulled 500$ off them today :) soldntoo soon bough
But it didn’t bc nobody has come forward. And look at his interactions on screen. He’s never being inappropriate	Good lord, what did you just say?
repost	It’s in honor of Apple hitting 1T
Same date but I got $132s. Hoping for a quick spike and I'm selling tomorrow most likely.	I went through with it (only 2 calls), looking good so far. You selling at open?
why the hate. though i'm not a fan of calls+puts cuz it needs to moon in either direction to profit which is just so hard.	This isn't r/retireatage75
.. Care to share where you learned your lessons?	I too would like 4k a month on auto trading
#F	L
t h i c c losses	Kim K thicc or 'Lil kim thicc?
I mean you're pretty much describing what happens to me when I go against an odd paly with my meme shudderwock decks	This is the realest WSB post I’ve ever read.
Snaps gonna soar because wsb thinks it'll flop this is easy logic kids	Yup. Calls cocked n loaded
F	F
I thought about doubling down. Then I thought about my last blackjack session when I said there’s no way I can lose another 5 hands in a row...	S'fine if you're octopus
What's significant for you?	100k
Imagine a sub that gambles away millions of dollars on options, while demonizing another type of gambling.	I enjoy all forms of degenerate gambling but some are really gay and make me feel weird.
Not all leftist systems have failed.	Depends what your definition of success is
God you're so fucking gay....	My autism doesn't let me understand the context. Do you mean in the good way or the not good way?
Is that like a mutual fund?	More like a Vanguard S&P fund, but yeah.
That's pocket change for him. Non news.	3% of your net worth is an decent chunk. That's like if I made $3.
FWIW the US is the Saudi Arabia of coal	We produce more oil than them, too.
Shit I forgot to change the date. Oh well, now it's really a shitpost	doesn't matter, have tendies.
LOL... but understandable given that you're poor and in this sub	*poor because he's in this sub
No, what did Mac Miller do!?	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI
100k	LOL
Is she wearing any underwear??	Well, little Johnny, girls don't have a Mr. Wang down there, that's why it may look like they're wearing underwear, but they actually aren't.
You haven't seen 0DTE SPX calls, have you?	occasionally when i feel like throwing a crapshoot i buy a spy call or put expiring today or tomorrow and just sell it at end of day. can't do it often due to day trade limit though.
you forgot FB calls.	Came to say this. Made 7k today on those
L	A
NSFW	Fuck why didn't listen.
yup, they were out of shares to short on multiple brokerages last night	wow didn't hear that part, thats definitely something
But USD has crazy trade Volume	What's the significance of that
People buying Tesla’s don’t give af about money in my experience. They’ve already got plenty and want to flaunt it.	Confirmed. Own a Model S, don’t give a shit about blowing cash on luxury goods.
Fuck yeah... SNAP is shit and it overreacts	FCK Idk man buying PUTS seems too obvious. EVERYONE is gonna do it and it's suddenly gonna go up.
8/10 date for the win (or minimal loss which is wsb win)	Got some 8/10 75$'s I'm cautiously optimistic...
On Tesla? No fuckin way bud. I don’t get a kick out of throwing money in the dumpster like a lot of people here.	I feel personally attacked and I dont appreciate it
Yeah Monday was deadly. I basically sold my calls by pair and bought one further out for every two I sold.. going back up more slowly but less risky	Yah, the selloff plus kroger noise hurt a lot. I bought puts on wednesday as a hedge. Wasted 300 bucks but I am happy about it. I am about 1k or so off where I started this week. Hoping for good news tmo.
How's that going for ya?	Was a joke -- I wouldn't actually buy a $180 AAPL put like some of the rampaging autists that stumble around this sub
He's a medical student with only one eye, an awkward social manner, and $145,000 in student loans	I got run over by a lexussssssss
Kim K thicc or 'Lil kim thicc?	V I C T H I C C
Man, you made me realize I would absolutely love to be hype for him being president. I really wish he didnt constantly say and do dumb shit like every day.	Or have the speaking skills of a 3 year old.
Bezos. He was a VP at D. E. Shaw before Amazon.	Yup guy was a quant, he ended up quitting and starting Amazon because he read somewhere that the internet was gonna be a big deal.
Great question, hopefully someone else can provide us with insight on this.	I would just say, don't throw anything in this sector that you can't afford to lose.
pff P went down like 80% before that cat bounce	No fuckwad it ran up 30%+ the months leading into this ER then fuckin blasted off again on the most anemic beat ever.
$5k minimum deposit seems steep for r/wallsteetbets	Ban
If you havnt seen this and the big short you dont belong on this sub	Should be a bannable offence
Good lord, what did you just say?	Just read again you can do it. I have confidence in you.
So $40k cap. That should be low enough to cause a mad gap up right with a couple punching buys? Maybe rent a Botnet for a few hours, see can we find some other people to take part?	One of you fucks is gonna pump and dump and the whole plan is going to go to shit.
I had not heard of the tupac care bot, so I googled it and found this absolute gem of a post suggesting that the creator of tupac care bot shove the barrel of a gun up their rectum and keep pulling the trigger till it goes click: https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/8jksyl/whoever_created_those_spell_correct_bots_or_the/	LoL, its my favorite bot currently
a small price to pay for a yacht	LOL
It's my belief that flairs must be much gayer. Like 'gay yacht boner'.	Can this guy get some flair for his gay yacht boner?
Taxation is Theft	Indeed it is my friend. Indeed it is.
143.1... that number is staggeringly larger every time i recheck	Lol I remember when Billy G took the gold metal at like $70B, insane.
What did it cost	Every tendie
Gotcha. So after hours tomorrow when the FDs will have been expired. Lol	Tendies are worse microwaved. I can’t wait until Saturday 😂😢
Was about to say, dayum she's looking at his dick thinking 'If you got hard from that earnings call, come over and give it to me like Elon Musk is giving to the short sellers'	Jesus Christ we’re getting lamer by the minute
That’s just life for you buster	I can refresh my life? Please tell me how.
肥胖的橙色美国人来为我们的鸡！	Me too thanks

it rose off huge wins AND low expectations

I mean not really. The expectations were pretty grounded. They reported a ton of great news and rose because of it. If they hadn't posted as well as they did they would be down.

Expiration?

8/3 like a true autist.

I am 22

You’re about to feel daddy Elon’s wrath

I bought one 10/19, but if it keeps running up into the close I might just take the profit.

It's starting down a bit right now... I'm gonna hold on. I think I'll sell early tomorrow.

you still have to do your homework. not easy

Start of with a few million, in a few years you can make it one million.

MY PRESIDENT

Man, you made me realize I would absolutely love to be hype for him being president. I really wish he didnt constantly say and do dumb shit like every day.

AMC the movie theater chain? Otherwise I don't get what you're trying to say

In general. Studios need to realize they can't keep putting out reboots of the same thing and attempt to recoup the budget on ticket sales opening week. Disney and Fox are releasing the digital copies a week before physical (dvd/ray; Infinity Wars and Deadpool 2). The idea of MoviePass will live on in some form or another; it will not be something to invest/yolo in/on unless they get broken into little pieces.

wasn't an Even call. like more Not TSLA analyst fucking started $220 during 50/50, then.... 1/99. unless a Elon

^shhhhhhhh I think it's trying to communicate with us

I told you guys. Grab shares in RCL and you won't be sorry next year

I went with ITM calls. Daddy likes a lil' leverage.

look at the technicals - I knew they were gonna f-ck with shorts, and, despite the short interest there were large buy blocks yesterday afternoon. that, and good overall fundamentals for the people that care. it was easy to predict a short squeeze today/tomorrow

Thanks where is the go to source for tech and where can i find info aboot large buy blocks

We're not talking about an office building. We're talking about a production manufacturing line. Things need to be moved into place, tested, etc. Plus they need to raise capital over there. That takes 3-6 months.

They got the lines that were flown over from Germany working in a week and reached 60% capacity the week after.

The dryer is a good place to start.

This guy with change in his pocket.

I just bought puts on SQ, going to be looking for a short term correction

on SQ? The correction was 3 days ago

You’ve never lost more than $9 in a morning?

He's led a life of privilege

the OG meme stock of this week

I think I'll once for all sell all my shares and buy some FB. Still a good value from that drop.

Yes unless there is a significant drop in the next couple days.

What's significant for you?

You should FOMO. Clearly trade wars are good and we're winning, BIGLY

We’re not winning until MU is at 90.

Anything the Musk says, markets reacts strangely

Musky, just killed a shortie

Thanks. I assume the amount needed to exercise the contracts can be pricey.

This is not it. The premium comes from the TIME available to execute. Actual contract assignments are $19.99 on td Ameritrade

Chad life

I short $chad too

And lowered their expectations on price twice I believe.

My shares (100) are up 25% so 🤷🏽‍♂️

But in those off chances WSB is right....

'Off chances' you answered your own question. Now hop on the call train with me, once SNAP settles back down tomorrow mid-morning. Look at what happened to GoPro

Cheers mate. Massive pop.

nice hopefully it sustains, I did end up getting 9/21 $125's

When is their earnings call tomorrow?

Earnings call is right now. Hoping it shoots this bitch to $7 or $8 tomorrow

Thanks shyguy, Very cool!

I KNOW RIGHT VERY COOL 😘

R

T

Apple

Yes

*moon

I'm OK with this, as always, wish I had bought more!

If someone gets a contract going that we all sign using verisign remotely and throw in a certain amount of money after crunching the numbers, I'm down. The news blurb would be hilarious. The retards at WSB just pooled their money together and bought movie pass and they're not offering normies a subscription. When asked why they responded 'because, fuck you that's why.'

Can someone who knows how to do this do it please

General loser checking in

Pls stop buying FDs with company money and start the buyback already.

Can I wet the tip to see which way the wind is going to blow it next?

Sure. You won't find me turning down getting a set of lips around my pecker.

Sounds like r/personalfinance

Dont listen to em, they dont eat tendies!

up 7k :)

Oh shit nice dude. And it’s looking pretty good for the future. I’ll get back to you in a week with another update lmao

R.. *ooooo Naggers*

S

Or they expire worthless lol

you are fake news

Looks like Apple already beat him to $1 trillion

Youngest/quickest?

Yeah let’s pray

It helped! AND we could still pull out an SQ tomorrow, depending of how investors react to employment numbers

I can feel that, thanks for the real talk.

Lol, I kept thinking everything you were saying sounds like it comes straight out of the mouth of a salesman at an Elantra dealership. Not that I'm saying it or the points you make are wrong

RIP brother

I goofed up

Probably could get 2 $55 Jan’s for ~$1100. If NVDA has good earnings and guidance that would provide a jumpstart for an earnings run-up.

Have you considered NVDA calls

3 years ago I bought a painting for 2 million. Now that shit worth 1 million.

Jay z said it better - cause he doubled his $$

Damn son, you photoshop like a pro. We got a new meme king over here

It's so hard to find a transparent background logo for Apple...

if you have to ask the answer is yes

The real DD

They have to ramp up in China. They can leverage what they've learned so far, but there is work to be done. All this takes cash which they're running low on.

Yeah but everyone wants Teslas so why the fuck would they have trouble raising money??

on SQ? The correction was 3 days ago

Yeah pulled 500$ off them today :) soldntoo soon bough

But it didn’t bc nobody has come forward. And look at his interactions on screen. He’s never being inappropriate

Good lord, what did you just say?

repost

It’s in honor of Apple hitting 1T

Same date but I got $132s. Hoping for a quick spike and I'm selling tomorrow most likely.

I went through with it (only 2 calls), looking good so far. You selling at open?

why the hate. though i'm not a fan of calls+puts cuz it needs to moon in either direction to profit which is just so hard.

This isn't r/retireatage75

.. Care to share where you learned your lessons?

I too would like 4k a month on auto trading

#F

L

t h i c c losses

Kim K thicc or 'Lil kim thicc?

I mean you're pretty much describing what happens to me when I go against an odd paly with my meme shudderwock decks

This is the realest WSB post I’ve ever read.

Snaps gonna soar because wsb thinks it'll flop this is easy logic kids

Yup. Calls cocked n loaded

F

I thought about doubling down. Then I thought about my last blackjack session when I said there’s no way I can lose another 5 hands in a row...

S'fine if you're octopus

What's significant for you?

100k

Imagine a sub that gambles away millions of dollars on options, while demonizing another type of gambling.

I enjoy all forms of degenerate gambling but some are really gay and make me feel weird.

Not all leftist systems have failed.

Depends what your definition of success is

God you're so fucking gay....

My autism doesn't let me understand the context. Do you mean in the good way or the not good way?

Is that like a mutual fund?

More like a Vanguard S&P fund, but yeah.

That's pocket change for him. Non news.

3% of your net worth is an decent chunk. That's like if I made $3.

FWIW the US is the Saudi Arabia of coal

We produce more oil than them, too.

Shit I forgot to change the date. Oh well, now it's really a shitpost

doesn't matter, have tendies.

LOL... but understandable given that you're poor and in this sub

*poor because he's in this sub

No, what did Mac Miller do!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI

100k

LOL

Is she wearing any underwear??

Well, little Johnny, girls don't have a Mr. Wang down there, that's why it may look like they're wearing underwear, but they actually aren't.

You haven't seen 0DTE SPX calls, have you?

occasionally when i feel like throwing a crapshoot i buy a spy call or put expiring today or tomorrow and just sell it at end of day. can't do it often due to day trade limit though.

you forgot FB calls.

Came to say this. Made 7k today on those

L

A

NSFW

Fuck why didn't listen.

yup, they were out of shares to short on multiple brokerages last night

wow didn't hear that part, thats definitely something

But USD has crazy trade Volume

What's the significance of that

People buying Tesla’s don’t give af about money in my experience. They’ve already got plenty and want to flaunt it.

Confirmed. Own a Model S, don’t give a shit about blowing cash on luxury goods.

Fuck yeah... SNAP is shit and it overreacts

FCK Idk man buying PUTS seems too obvious. EVERYONE is gonna do it and it's suddenly gonna go up.

8/10 date for the win (or minimal loss which is wsb win)

Got some 8/10 75$'s I'm cautiously optimistic...

On Tesla? No fuckin way bud. I don’t get a kick out of throwing money in the dumpster like a lot of people here.

I feel personally attacked and I dont appreciate it

Yeah Monday was deadly. I basically sold my calls by pair and bought one further out for every two I sold.. going back up more slowly but less risky

Yah, the selloff plus kroger noise hurt a lot. I bought puts on wednesday as a hedge. Wasted 300 bucks but I am happy about it. I am about 1k or so off where I started this week. Hoping for good news tmo.

How's that going for ya?

Was a joke -- I wouldn't actually buy a $180 AAPL put like some of the rampaging autists that stumble around this sub

He's a medical student with only one eye, an awkward social manner, and $145,000 in student loans

I got run over by a lexussssssss

Kim K thicc or 'Lil kim thicc?

V I C T H I C C

Man, you made me realize I would absolutely love to be hype for him being president. I really wish he didnt constantly say and do dumb shit like every day.

Or have the speaking skills of a 3 year old.

Bezos. He was a VP at D. E. Shaw before Amazon.

Yup guy was a quant, he ended up quitting and starting Amazon because he read somewhere that the internet was gonna be a big deal.

Great question, hopefully someone else can provide us with insight on this.

I would just say, don't throw anything in this sector that you can't afford to lose.

pff P went down like 80% before that cat bounce

No fuckwad it ran up 30%+ the months leading into this ER then fuckin blasted off again on the most anemic beat ever.

$5k minimum deposit seems steep for r/wallsteetbets

Ban

If you havnt seen this and the big short you dont belong on this sub

Should be a bannable offence

Good lord, what did you just say?

Just read again you can do it. I have confidence in you.

So $40k cap. That should be low enough to cause a mad gap up right with a couple punching buys? Maybe rent a Botnet for a few hours, see can we find some other people to take part?

One of you fucks is gonna pump and dump and the whole plan is going to go to shit.

I had not heard of the tupac care bot, so I googled it and found this absolute gem of a post suggesting that the creator of tupac care bot shove the barrel of a gun up their rectum and keep pulling the trigger till it goes click: https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/8jksyl/whoever_created_those_spell_correct_bots_or_the/

LoL, its my favorite bot currently

a small price to pay for a yacht

LOL

It's my belief that flairs must be much gayer. Like 'gay yacht boner'.

Can this guy get some flair for his gay yacht boner?

Taxation is Theft

Indeed it is my friend. Indeed it is.

143.1... that number is staggeringly larger every time i recheck

Lol I remember when Billy G took the gold metal at like $70B, insane.

What did it cost

Every tendie

Gotcha. So after hours tomorrow when the FDs will have been expired. Lol

Tendies are worse microwaved. I can’t wait until Saturday 😂😢

Was about to say, dayum she's looking at his dick thinking 'If you got hard from that earnings call, come over and give it to me like Elon Musk is giving to the short sellers'

Jesus Christ we’re getting lamer by the minute

That’s just life for you buster

I can refresh my life? Please tell me how.

肥胖的橙色美国人来为我们的鸡！

Me too thanks