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High IQ | IQ CRUSH! | |
This is good for Tesla. | It sure was, wasn't it | |
I'll be nice because I saw your Apple losses. I will do them for free. Easy when there's no gains to calculate. | It’s not a loss until I sell or they expire. Unfortunately, I won’t find a buyer and they’ll expire OTM. | |
Limit order for 30 shares of ARLO at $20/share triggered, up 13%. | Love to see it. | |
Haha | Wow | |
how much does a cardboard box go for these days? | 3 shrute bucks and 2 Stanley nickels | |
I don't know why people are missunderstanding my comment so much. I'm talking about ETFs like spy and dia. Why wouldnt it be a better idea to put your money in these rather than give it to an investor? I'm genuinely curious. | SPY has an expense ratio you fucking idiot. | |
You might be in the wrong sub... no one exercises their options here.. we just trade the premiums. | Exercising options is late game. | |
5/7 is not perfect but alright | Yes it is wat r u talkng bout | |
not a bad idea on paper, but who knows | Gonna find out one way or another, I'll make a new post early next week. | |
Lol I know what the s&p 500 is. There are s p 500 ETFs that don't make you pay to put money into, am I wrong? Like why not just invest in dia or spy rather than pay someone to basically just do that. | Spy has an expense ratio | |
yes you are though. etfs are companies too, they take money out too. they take a fee but it’s just behind the scenes so you don’t see it. the fact that they take money out is why they have to use leverage and other shit to try and replicate the movement of the market. | The expense ratio of spy is .09%. which is nowhere close to 3%. The avg actively managed fund is .5 to 1%. Which is nowhere close to .09%. sure, you pay for the pleasure. But it's nowhere close to the cost of an actively traded fund or an investment manager or something which probably couldn't even stand up to the earnings of spy. | |
That's half their content anyway haha | Well, low hanging fruit and all | |
I’m pretty sure he is. You could legit put an exact model of zuccerberg into a video game and people would be mad about how unrealistic he looks. | I'm fact I'm pretty sure he was inspiration for the latest mass effect game | |
but in conservatorship their revenue and earnings mean less than nothing. The stock price reflects the percentage chance of the company emerging from c-ship without being fully diluted, any TA is bullshit noise in the meantime | Pretty much. Their eps is basically 0 since the govt steals it | |
Super bae will fist your asshole if she reads this... | ooh baby | |
As a plebian, why does no one shut up about MU? What is so special about it. | It's just a meme stock | |
Are you the dude with the scallop boat? | No | |
A (generally) cheap call or put with a near expiration date. They are riskier and cheaper than options with later expiration dates so they're pretty popular around here lol | Thank you for the explanation. Is it also an initialism? | |
Better volume in WB. | what's your timeframe on WB? | |
After making insane gains the last two quarters because of AAPL, I’ve learned to never to bet against Apple during earnings. Why bud? | Never bet against Buffet | |
I’m doing a similar thing, $50 with a goal on getting to $1k by Christmas. | Christmas??? Madman! I can't put a time limit on it xp | |
Definitely tendies available. Apple made sure of it. | I think they doubled consensus estimates — how high is this ship going? | |
Hes alive and well in canada | is.... it you? | |
Not only on stock but add porn and im up to 500 gigs/ month | I assume you're talking about more than just your phone? That works out to like 1.5mbps 24hrs a day, which is crazy. | |
No, it’s not illegal... they vest after a certain period and you can do what you want with them once vested. | Check your insider trading policy | |
If you buy options on leveraged ETFs you’re even more retarded than you think you are, since you can get the exact same leverage on your own without contango and other nonsense. | But then it wouldn't be a complex financial instrument, that most people won't understand when I talk about it. They will think I'm rich because I'm smart. | |
Middle class fancy 😂 luv it. Does that mean coach is poverty fancy? | Coach is for ghetto women | |
yeah but i wouldn't bet against apple because .1% of it is doing poorly, but i would bet on spot for not getting demolished by apple. | I wouldn't underestimate the tight position Spotify is in. Apple is running hard to increase their services business so they can be less reliant on devices. Apple Music has grown 50% year on year. | |
That's just not true at all. | it is where I live. Yeah all the hot girls post pictures on instagram once every couple days, but plenty of people I know have 1 million + snap scores and average like 2,000 per day. If you’re up 16 hours a day, that’s an average of a snap every 30 seconds. snapchat is where the uglies can send pics of their foreheads and not be judged. most people are ugly = long $SNAP | |
I love it how we can call people fags, you can't do that irl anymore. You're a fag | And blame my poor decisions on autism. IRL it doesn't work as well. | |
Ph.d in what? | Business and management | |
All Tesla is at this point is a dream, a good well intentioned dream. Their cars are garbage, poor reliability, ugly as fuck. Customers are walking away after putting down their down payments. When TSLA finally gets their ass kicked by the market I believe Apple or Google will buy them. Tesla just can't execute well. | Got any data to back any of the nonsense you just posted or should we just ignore you? Im all for hate filled bear cases, but this is low effort, easily refutable bullshit. | |
In other words: no OP did not discover a free money machine | On average he did since oprions sellers are way more profitable than buyers | |
it was right around ER when there were doubts about iPhone X sales. Looking back, I would have done the same trade again. | Thank you for being a moron. I made a bunch of money off my Apple calls for that ER (and this one). | |
I thought online gambling was illegal. | 4k yolo | |
I’m on a yacht with phmales. Redheads. | F | |
Why do u hate trump?? Just cause all the dumb shit he has said in the past?? Which I agree made him look like an absolute fool and probably had his supports questioning him, but I personally think he's doing better than I ever imagined or credited him for | Maybe because he alienated his own constituents by threatening to violate the second amendment. | |
Yeah, but more in a 'geek who can have your legs broken' kinda way. | Pretty sure he could have you legs broken, then amputated, then new, better, ones transpanted on, just so he can have them broken again once you started walking. Their class of people are basically gods. Unless they get metooed.... | |
Cool triangle | Yup 100% proves the stock will either go up or down or stay about the same. | |
All of it in PLNT calls before earnings. | This actually might work out | |
Your example is pretty retarded. People derive utility from things they purchase that exists outside of monetary value | Yeah, like calories and shit. | |
Yeh I think we may just be underestimating the party's willingness to fuck over the general populace | Nah. So far the trade war is fucking over the party itself. Fiscally, they’re struggling, and the signs are showing. | |
Because I make an unlimited supply of fresh shit daily. It’s not fun to leave rubber shit on the bathroom floor. Leave a pile of legit wet shit and see how the wife reacts. | I get my real shit locally. Another thing China can't place tariffs on. | |
quickest way to shut someone up is just post your position | Too bad he won’t , he came in the atvi thread atvi shilling after i told people it’s a short, he didn’t understand esports it’s a drop in a bucket for revenues .... nobody gives a fuck. In fact ea fell and atvi fell.... ttwo only rose this earnings season . | |
I dont think they outright concede. But Trump loves to be the guy saying he made a deal so it should be relatively easy to make a deal with him. Look at NK, they got everything they wanted for basically nothing. | What did North Korea get out of the deal with the US? | |
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into that boy's soul | That's what I said, you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. | |
lmao. You may be right but I still think calls 3 months out is a profitable play. | Why would you buy calls if the stock could hit mid-high $40's after they just had earnings announced. The sell off is real and happening. Signed dollar if I'm wrong. | |
This is before his PayPal exit. | It was before his paypal exit. | |
is.... it you? | Yes | |
If they stop doing stock buybacks then short the fuck out of them | If they stop doing stock buybacks then the fucking economy collapses | |
Wow! And I thought we were the degenerates. | Well we still are | |
I'll be happy with 20% gains or better. If it's not there by first part of December, I'm out. | it will, I can't imagine MU not going up past $60 after two earning calls (unless they fuck up badly or market crashes biggly) | |
No but there might have been an uptick in use over the summer months. | Listen to lastlaugh | |
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He had money before PayPal. His came from wealth, his family owns an emerald mine in Zambia | Oh yeah? Well, I own a copy of Minecraft. | |
Not everyone had vine, and there was a large portion of people who only viewed content on vine. In the other hand, you have a whole generation that uses Snapchat as a primary mean of communication. That's how I see it. | And they don’t buy anything from the ads. Because they don’t have money. The vine point is perfectly valid. Everyone loved vine, most people either had it or knew of it and were linked vines. People were sad when they went under. And they went under because only young people with no money used it. Huh, sounds similar to Snapchat. | |
Like Tesla profitability? | Shut! Daddy elongated muskrat will prove all y’all doubters wrong. | |
Exactly, so as I said, it's largely not actual friends so much as mostly acquaintances and people you're trying to sex. | Lmao I mean sure if you're tryna fuck 300 bitches at the same time. Is everyone on your Facebook or phone contact list a close friend? I doubt it. It's just a contact list like any other. And to be fair, I've at least had a few convos with nearly everyone on my snapchat. | |
Saying everyone who is liberal are communists is the same as saying all conservatives are nazis. I’d like to have an actual debate if you’re cool with that. | I think he's talking about democrats. I wouldn't consider them liberals but social democrats/democratic socialist. But I get your point it doesn't really help the political discourse to call all your oponents 'commies'. | |
SQ could break $70 by eom, but it may go down instead, or go sideways. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ | DD at its finest | |
Thank you for being a moron. I made a bunch of money off my Apple calls for that ER (and this one). | I bought calls after earnings just to ride the gravy train up to the trillion. Sold on Thursday before close. To date my best options play; +500%. I went out from work to buy a black and mild to celebrate. I was too embarrassed to show it here because it was literally 1 measly contract. | |
No such thing as stupid kids, only stupid parents. | and what are stupid parents? Grown up stupid kids. | |
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Nice | Nice | |
What have they added to monetize? All I notice is ads between stories and some ads on the general stories page but those have all been there for a while. | Hotdog keychains | |
Friendship ends with RH. Webull is new friend. | No options love at Webull. | |
TBH I think it was a good idea, I understand the rawdog feeling of -1x is glorious, As we saw on Feb 5th, these strategies can backfire with enough force to blow up a fund. At least with a .5x ratio, it would take a %200 percent daily increase in the VIX price to evaporate the fund. Also at the .5x ratio it makes it a better long term hold while VIX is in contango. | Just because some people crap their pants, doesn't mean everyone should have to wear diapers. | |
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Gross! You live in Stockton! I grew up in Amador county........ | No I’m saying he does because he uses Boost | |
Dev here. Can confirm. HB-1s replaced coworkers while the company claims that there 'aren't enough workers'. Then, they turn around and fire good devs just to hire mediocre devs from over seas. It's also a pain in the ass to work with devs who constantly misinterpret basic English. | what's so hard to understand about 'sukky sukky, fukky fukky'? | |
Just curious. At expiration, don't you have to be a little more than strike price to be profitable? as all theta expires | Yes, my break even is like 50.2 if it hits 51 I’m golden 👏👏 | |
Shhhh. | Jk I don’t have enough money to sell shit | |
didn’t you hear? america is pro-commie now. just ask any left-winger | Left winger here, free market capitalism and social democracy all the way! | |
Thanks, looked older for some reason, I stopped watching around season 10 or so. | It started going to shit after that. | |
If only snap would monetize that | Blackmail everyone to pay $10 a month or all snaps ever sent become public record like Twitter. They'd make bank, and could make a premium snap blackmail to access the nudes for $10 a month as well. | |
Oh wait now 17,000 | Literally no one cares. Thought you blocked me bb | |
We only ask our questions to Jim Cramer | Future Fed Chairman Jim Cramer | |
It was part of a deal for taking the company public I thought... | Even if it was can you imagine what a company with that many users can do with a spare 600 million? | |
pretty sure that dude talking about FL studio is trolling, OP is just young | Nah he commented somewhere else that's negative karma about OP sticking to his guns and shit | |
Yep, it's written in between the lines. This is how fortunes are made boys. Snap is due to take a hit when people realize it's value is succeptible like Facebook was to being corrected. Or should we do the opposite because this is wsb? | No are you kidding me? Streaks will keep snapchat alive, and it’s a new way to network. | |
Maybe Zuck decides he wants the tech. SNAP shareholders looking for that ACQ since DAU growth rate continues to decline. | Snap shareholders don't fucking matter, most of the equity is held by the CEO and their earnings call was three minutes of reelecting his board. | |
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Sounds like you arent eating enough Trump brand Soybeans. Used to be shipped out to china but now we can fill all of our dreams of having plates full of it! | I don't think I've ever eaten a Soybean. Are they good? Like a green bean or what? | |
That's serious DD for a 21 yo. Are you contracting or do you do this full time? | Lol i’m still in college. I’m taking a course on derivatives this semester and I swear i’m about sweep the floor with that class | |
a short squeeze means it goes up. not down | A short squeeze means it goes up too much initially as short sellers are forced to buy back in and book their losses, then the stock price drops from its unrealistic value created by the short squeeze and reverts to regular levels. I'm looking to take advantage of that return to normalcy. | |
I got a link, do you have a time machine doe? | I’m ready to invest in one | |
No, it's nothing like that. You just have an extremely biased perspective. Fact is nothing changed by giving North Korea a chance to change. The other dude listed two weak shit reasons that they 'won'. | They want to change, and Kim will take this opportunity. When NoKo opens for business there will be shit tones of money to be made selling them industrial equipment and technology. | |
Naw Russian FB ads aren’t even as bad as what Ukraine did last cycle | No, but last I checked the Ukraine is not a part of the USA nor is a factor in the US elections. | |
Lmao I just dont understand how expensive it could possibly be to put something that spins on top of that thing, like that is just so shady and unnecessary that it's comical.. Give me 30 minutes and an old bike and we can give this guy a run for his money | But do you have a way to always make it stop on the cheap stuff? | |
Seriously, some people on this sub are legit tards | Yeah, that’s the move that makes financial sense, but short selling is all about media hype. | |
And blame my poor decisions on autism. IRL it doesn't work as well. | works pretty well TBH | |
Oh, so youre saying the UMC ruling is beneficial to investor sentinent. Got it. | stop being so disingenuous | |
Ok ..well YOU are making the claim, so what proof do you have of it? | ...have you not been around reddit today? Photographic evidence, live thread, multiple news sources. | |
Thank you for your service. | press F to pay respects | |
Depends if you got 233k or not. | If he dumped that 200k into options, he would've been rich. | |
Oh nevermind I’m on WSB, pick call or put and full send dat shit | If I make enough on this, I'm going for Nvidia next. | |
Snap shareholders don't fucking matter, most of the equity is held by the CEO and their earnings call was three minutes of reelecting his board. | \^ This. The company is setup for top execs to run it into the ground without any nay say from shareholders and then jump ship when it starts sinking. | |
I did a $5 8/17 call. Seemed like the best value | Lol shit... rip lone | |
Looks gay | It is, which is why it'll be huge in France. |
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