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nicely done but you obvi bought after earnings | Yeah I didnt read your post, sorry boss. | |
Is there any chance the short squeeze has happened already? Or does that movement only really happen during market hours? | Shorts have to cover the shares they borrowed eventually. So depends whether they want to do it sooner or closer to expiry. So I have no idea. They could risk waiting, but the more it rockets the worse it gets for them obviously even though they are adding fuel to the rocket themselves. | |
First to 2, all while never making a profit. | I miss the old Eron. | |
I mean if TSLA earnings are any indication... | OP's photo is me watching TSLA after hours today. | |
If it stays at $330, then $1,235 profit of off $765. Not quite 100% but still. | Cash out | |
I hope so. I have 9 350 8/3 calls. Got them for like 450$ | Man if they hit 350 the limiter comes off as institutional shorts start to have to actually cover their positions. | |
Selling order flow to HFT firms. Doesn’t bother me but bothers some | Most brokers sells order flow.... | |
Don’t think you’ve watched amd earnings over the past couple years | Nah, I've just started actively investing in the last year. I made a killing on marijuana stocks right before CO legalized a few years back and then stopped paying attention to the market until I had extra money I could start investing this year. | |
Oh it's 4% now. | Almost 10% now. | |
I never suggested that? And niether does socialism. God you people are retarded. Socialism =/= communism in the same way that conservatism =/= fascism. | No you people are retarded. You don't even know the definition of facism or socialism or communism. | |
I did... Let's see if it pays off cotton | It didn't pay off. MRO ran a marathon on my butthole | |
It’s up 1% now. We won’t really know how this thing pans out for a few more minutes. That being said, I may need that F back. | RIP | |
Did he actually say that? | Yes | |
No its like owning a used car. I love it, but its got some problems. Aknowledging the problems doesnt immediately mean i have to get rid of the car. You give far too much credit to capitalism while completely misunderstanding the underlying argument here. | You're not pointing out flaws, you want a complete overthrow with no solutions in place for the problems. | |
don't think tsla will push an entire index one way or another. | tsla is also not a part of the S&P | |
Elon Musk is like a character from Always Sunny. | #RUM HAM!!! | |
Thats like telling people on the Titanic not to mention the giant hole in the hull if they plan on staying on the ship. Its not possible man. Where do I save money for retirement? You act like I'm the one who doesnt understand but youre the one being incredibly unrealistic. | Retirement is a capitalist concept. There was none of that Shit in feudal times. No retirement for you. | |
probably exceeds it once you factor out the valueless 'goodwill' | Or the nearly valueless 'property' and 'plant' and 'equipment'. | |
Whats the meta? | Low energy, low effort. | |
Tore them a big couple assholes over customer support emailing | You know the customer service employees aren't the ones who fucked up. | |
And premium sellers are happy :) | My one covered call is happy. $100 towards tendies if it doesn't get to $72 by Friday. | |
Hey I have $80's for 10/19. I'll join your prayer circle if you have one. | Welcome to the club my guy, were riding this shitstorm together. | |
And next year, he'll be 6 | He is been 5 for a few years now. | |
I haven't been able to see my positions for a week. Without going straight to the stock. They said they dont know what's wrong but working on it. Ever heard of this? | Yep, that’s called “we have no idea who that developer was, but we don’t work with that boutique vendor in Bangalore anymore and they didn’t document shit.” | |
Teach me your ways. Do you use the advanced trader platform? | Yeah I use Active Trader Pro from fidelity and its great | |
Is there any source behind this? | doubt it. that u/jeff_the_old_banana account is 5 months old and mostly posts low-effort comments without ever linking to sources. Mostly just he writes about how strong and great Trump is. | |
I don't understand how people don't see thru this. It's an injustice to actual legitimate firms that make a profit. | https://youtu.be/WqSTXuJeTks?t=2m5s | |
$75 seemed possible at one point. | Thus $90 calls | |
I will in the future! I gotta think of some new video ideas... | I thought the dialogue here was really well written! Anyone with an interest in finance would understand it and laugh their ass off (assuming the tendies stuff doesn’t confuse them). They don’t all have to be so WSB specific (eg using WSB language). | |
That's cool, they're like the exact opposite of your mom. | really? | |
3/4th of this position is margin debt | OK, that's good WSB material. Good job. | |
YOU'RE FUCKED BUDDY | If 7K is OP's life savings, he was already fucked. Now he's getting DPed. | |
is that what we all should be doing? | Delta is lower for longer term options, so is theta. They’re less sensitive to price change in the underlying so you can still make good profit but won’t get your ass handed to you like you could playing same week’s contracts if you’re wrong | |
Bro you OK? Just remember , life is worth living. There will be more opportunity out there in the future. | Appreciate it, habit beat so I'll be okay | |
Bro I think you’re rich | Guess again | |
You missed out on that 325. | Yeah looks like it. I was already up 120% though, with IV gone I probably didn't miss out on a crazy amount. GL with the call tomorrow! | |
My 33.5's I'm losing what little hope i have left :/ it was THIS close last night. Up until the trump tweet :| | What trump tweet killed Netflix of China tendies? | |
The consensus here is short them but the options are too expensive for RH plebs so not many actually playing the game. And to be fair 120% IV is fucking insane. | RIP everyone above me ... | |
I never understood why people under a certain age use their real birth years in their names in online profiles. I'm 25 and I still wouldn't do that shit, anyone over 30 would respond to any opinion I post with 'stupid kid' or some variant of that. I mean, I am a stupid kid, but why the fuck would I let youtube know that? I have arguments to win. | Stupid kid | |
hehe same | I’m back in 👌 | |
I love it, don't bear the Square | If it rhymes, it must be true! | |
You pussies sicken me | I just want my tendies...pls. Seeing these aapl gains while I sit on my MU bags sicken me. Oh well, atleast I avoided FB. | |
I didnt lose anything? So the 8/3 msft calls that I bought and immediately tried to sell for 20% but couldn't dont count as anything | You couldn't sell because no one met your ask... | |
$BSW only winning bet on this sub. | 328 now | |
#POUNDMETOO | *unzips* | |
Miss me with that gay shiitttt | I found gay shit incredibly boring but this is gay x1000 | |
careful | They're so cute at this age. | |
Was literally just eyeing TSLA puts and thought to myself, 'Let me see whats on WSB before I make any stupid decisions with my money.' This thread alleviated all desire to make a move while also keeping me excited for the earnings call. cheers. | Someone has to die for our sins | |
E | Goodbye :) tootles 😘 | |
F | I | |
I will hire you as my slave when Tesla goes to shit. | I actually have a job, I don’t just repost shit tesla articles all day | |
he was born in Africa you fucking mongrels | RACIST! | |
Sorry dude gotta have 2000 to be eligible for margin. | $25k if you want to day trade like a boss on that margin. | |
K | E | |
If you had bought calls you would have a 6 foot pole rn | Ya if you had bought calls you coulda fucked a hundred hookers with no need for viagra, cause you woulda had big daddy elons dick with you. | |
now you can piss your loan money away directly from your seat in the lecture hall while not paying attention to your professor, whose time that money was supposed to be paying for! double waste! | That.. that hits a little close to home r.e. spring semester in some dumbshit filler class trading SPY FDs. | |
Search for $sq on twitter | Lol. Nah. | |
Howst canst thou criticize Feudalism whence thou hath obtained thy grain from thy lord? | They don't get it | |
Yup, so many fat people at my work have done this | my work with 30000 plus employees gives discounts every year. I love Fitbit. won't buy their stock, but I see as many fitbits as apple watches | |
The sentiment was to buy Tesla puts here so I all ined tesla calls | Well played. A consistent strategy is key. | |
A 5% return nets you 50k on 1mil. Assuming you don't try to make money from trading if you're able to get to 1 mil from trades. | Do you want to live the rest of your life on maybe 50k a year? It would *okay*, but come on, dream big. | |
ur a meany face | No u | |
Not in San Fran | A decent 1 bedroom apt in San Fran is like $2000/mo, at most. So what are you doing with the rest of the $176k? | |
Really thats why they just announced last week Tesla building a plant there? | Will it be similar to the plant in China that they announced in 2016? | |
If 7K is OP's life savings, he was already fucked. Now he's getting DPed. | OP could be like 22 in which case $7k being life savings is pretty sweet. | |
How much is your monthly subscription fee to RH? | two whole entire tendies | |
Wait til noon | Wait til moon | |
He must be an automobile production expert. | Sounds like he had puts | |
E | D | |
Great way to cover your ass when you fuck half your customer base out of massive profit behavior | I don’t know how that makes up for them selling my 18 $1.31 calls for $.80 but at least I have 7 contracts I can’t touch because they already sold them?!?!? | |
Will it be similar to the plant in China that they announced in 2016? | Of course, Elon would never lie on an earnings call in a desperate attempt to blow up the short positions to assuage his ego despite the fact that its in a very dark gray area of securities law would he? Or force his cfo to say they will finally be profitable by next quarter in the same call to the exact same end? Enron Muskyboi would never do that. | |
This didn't age well....up 20 points right now | !Remindme 3 weeks | |
To sell the contract would then be a 'selling a put' then vs what I did before which was buying the put? | Correct. | |
T | E | |
So all successful companies eventually hit a cool off point of stock stability like Toyota. | Yes that’s fair, unless they continue to innovate and/or allocate capital (acquire companies / technologies) well. See Themo Fisher’s stock (ticker TMO). | |
Short japanese companies. Noted. | like nintendo? | |
IQ is a tragedy. | Yep. Bought shares before earnings. Got stopped out this morning for a 13 cent per share gain lol | |
the koolaid is strong | lol he's right you're dumb | |
My DD: My wife’s family in Shanghai bought a new tv and iQIY was installed as default. | Solid DD. | |
daddy's performance seems to be slipping as of lately. | Is yours better | |
/r/wholesomeabuse | I wanted this to be real sooooooo bad. I show love through verbal abuse only. | |
Wouldn't an ETF basically be the same thing these days, but with less of a fee? I'm talking SPY/QQQ/IWM, etc | An index fund is just a fund that tracks an index, it can be a mutual fund or an ETF. Like, SPY is one of many index ETFs that track the S&P 500; Vanguard's equivalent is VOO. | |
RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! | RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!' | |
You couldn't sell because no one met your ask... | Incorrect. I placed the order, it was completed on my end, however robinhood failed to deliver the contracts, making me unable to trade the contracts that I paid for until their systems were back up, also making me unable sell for a profit during the time it took them to fulfill it. | |
Guys I know they’re shitheads but the SEC will read this at our hearing | I love this sub lol | |
Because this is the most shorted stock ever. Much of WSB was short tesla, huge hedgefunds have massive short positions in tesla, while there wasn't nearly as much short interest on Microsoft or Apple earnings. | kk sounds legit, guess I'll wake up early and do a little day trading 2morro | |
Lmfao wow. | THIS IS OBVIOUS SATIRE | |
what broker is letting you do this? | Td last I tried | |
Momma didn't raise no pussy. | I fucking love you. Homo. | |
Misses earnings...owns car company that sells flamethrowers...launches both company stock and his car to the moon | First that was the boring company second tesla is now a surfboard company. | |
Glad I bought UVXY calls today on tariff news | That would be too easy though. They can’t give us bad news while market is open so that we can buy free puts. Remember in July when the trade war officially started? Everyone had puts and markets rallied. | |
The top institutional holder of TSLA owns 16,698,292 shares as of end of 2017. Retailers don't make a dent with their 10,000 shares bullshit. | You sure? I thought this was like, a cult stock or Enron or something like that. Or maybe those institutional holder don't realize they are going to go bankrupt. Or wizdaddy Elon is manipulating the market? Theres got to be an explanation for all of WSBs to be wrong on puts. Amirite? | |
People usually downvote RH users because it’s a shitty platform and it’s a meme that it’s for beginners only. | Who should I switch to? I still want to easily access my trades from my phone but want secure reliable transaction. | |
You know...I do hear that often. Know where I can get some? | All drug dealers are trust worthy ,allll of them. Just ask around | |
Fuck I hate new people from /all though | I always downvote these in the hope that it doesn’t get enough upvotes for /all to catch a whiff. | |
Over their | Laughed way too hard at this. Thank you, whomever you are. | |
irk what’s up with these failing companies. it’s like they fail to leech off americans so they do it successfully in some shithole countries instead | MUrica. | |
They're not going to say 'oh you're right, you might have sold for a $2000 profit. Here's $2000.' | 'i'd've bought 2000 shares of apple in 1998 if you're servers have been working...plz gib' | |
just take an adverse position to your options with shares. ezpz | I'd prefer not having to cover an otherwise non existent loss | |
Well, shit. I don't do a lot of day-to-day trading; I completely missed that it shit the bed today, too. | Day trade is the name of the game fam. Hop from stock to stock and scrape off a bit each time. Or go for those big money makers. Either way it's a fucking ride |
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