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Just reinstall the app and you start from scratch again	Found this way too funny
It is, which is why it'll be huge in France.	exactly.
what's your timeframe on WB?	Fuck. Missed it. Hopefully there’s a dip tomorrow I can buy in
You really think this thing is losing 40%?	Lean closer to my ass if you can't hear me
it's gonna keep going until EoD tomorrow. After that I have no clue, I'm getting out before that.	I was planning on staying in until after the earrings call but this run leading up the the call makes me real nervous about a drop no matter what the news is.
You have to deposit 25k. Thats assuming he already talked to his broker about a one time pdt removal.	In order to continue day trading, yes.
love	😢
F	A
I recommend the tech industry not crash and then decide Apple doing above average is grounds to do ye 'ol switcheroo.	You can still trade just can't day trade, unless this is strike 2 on the day trade-o-meter. I wouldn't call holding overnight a time capsule...
Wow you got screwed. JEC waaaaaay up. Classic WSB material here	I mean I didn't actually buy puts on them. Just gave an unsolicited opinion on the internet.
But why tho	Its run up a lot this past month and everyone is bullish on it. I've seen it pull back on quite a few ER's. I only put $80 on the line but watevs.
is good	for losses
ST movements around ER vs LT sideways trend.	sideways trend? its up 25% YTD and 85% in the last year...
His 1000 share bid was probably what bumped the price	Rofl
Maybe we'll get lucky :P	I went in on 8/17 $24 puts @.45 today lets see were she takes us
It's great, this bitcoin thing looks like a scam though.	It still looks like a scam
Shhh delete this dont let the wsb curse take effect on the mouse	Too late bought calls
Meatballs?	Yes, I think that's another name for them.
Holy shit they're actually going to 20	It was $20 for a little after their last earnings then sunk down to like $18
I'm here to trade with you again...	Great now it's stuck in my head for the next 30 years.
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about if you think Intel will lose that much market share in 5 years.	Intel is at like 94% consumer PC marketshare and is about to take over 100% of the iPhone radios if QCOM drops the ball. These people are retarded, but they do have good points.
Until...	Well I just rolled to $59 at the end of August. So as long as it doesn't jump 20% this month I'm not regretting it...
t-mobile.	Well wtf i pay $75
What does it usually look like?	BP logo.
will do	How do you buy options so cheap?
Easiest way to make $1,000 is to start with $10,000. Ride the tendie train.	Throwing away tendies! Not even counting them!
That's racist bro.	r/woosh
Embrace, Extend, [E](https://i.imgur.com/nrcz3l7.png)xterminate! ;-)	the fuck?
So I should sell puts and hope some get exercised, understood.	Honest answer: Yes
Oh okay. I laughed then.	wut
Congrats. I only have two contracts but 8/17 $60's so they're gonna be juicy regardless. Still waiting on investor call but looking good so far.	Congratz!
From top to bottom is -41%	Do I look like I can read a chart
i think there are more people on WSB who think like you , so i will double bull your ass and be bullish	I think what WSB does is irrelevant except for confirming my own delusions. I'm short, SNAP to $9.
you doing calls for 200$ strikes as well? I want to maybe get some but I fear it may be too late	My $200 are for jan 18 2019, did not expect fb to hit $185 so quickly
what where your positions	2 8/10 - Just trying to get a couple tendies.
No, that's the penalty. You can only close positions in those 90 days (unless you get over 25k). After those 90 days you can trade again. Then after 180 days you can reset the PDT and reclassify your account as no day trading.	If you say so, all my research + my restriction when I was new to the trading game tells me otherwise though. Swings were good to go all throughout the 90 day restriction.
I wish I could say the same about mu	The 8/10 53.5c's I am holding certainly wish it as well
Honestly you should've set a stop loss and taken profits when it dropped back down to like 125% instead of getting greedy. As you get more experience you'll start getting a better sense of when it's time to cash out	Thanks for your response, I held. Im up 150%. From my understanding, the price of the contract will decay if the stock price stays at this price. But im guessing fb will keep going up and recover back to 200$ and my contract will be worth more Just guessing...
I doubt it	Lmao yall savages out here.
G	G
What do you do with the contracts? Is that what your buying and selling with options? Not stocks?	Just google an option.
Net drop is -41% from peak to trough.	[Same](https://i.imgur.com/WjGNtbw.jpg)
I took my 22% profits cause I got nervous.	Good call lol
Noice. What exp	9/21 $47.5, hopefully it climbs with the raised guidance
You didn't check the chart beyond the current day before you bought your first options contract?	I'm not gambling with the massive amounts of money you see some of these guys with, so yeah I fucked up. Would've been upset, but would not have been on the ramen diet
AMD going up my friend. Probably not past 22 but I don't see them tanking unless Intel and NVIDIA gives them some bad news.	I'm concerned about the Nvidia announcement at Gamescom. But amd is gaining on intc right now, so they should still steadily climb
you mean when it hit the expiration date. think about it.	f
F	D
Max Payne was pretty cool. The game. Not the movie.	Max Payne was one of those few games that had a plot perfectly fit to be an absolutely killer movie, and then Hollywood just found a way to fuck it up anyway.
Seriously how the fuck are people doing this	Gambling
hey man	this one didn't have quite the same effect
A 27% increase in UVXY in 25 days? Even on a bad day in the market you're looking at around a 7-8% increase at best which is like $9.20 at the current price. Don't get me wrong; I love volatility plays when the VIX is down like this but $11 is way too high. I loaded up on shares of UVXY today at $8.56 and sold $9 calls against them for 24 AUG. The IV on UVXY is 80% right now which makes for nice inflated premiums.	i closed a lot of my short exposure so lets give this guy 11
You do realize the least two ER's they murdered all numbers and the stock sold off heavily ?	This time its gonna be different!
I should have bought more than 1 call	Should i still queue to buy calls after hours?
and when you looked in jan you wouldve seen measley 10-20% gains and thought...those calls that i didn't buy would've been worth 200-400%	I bought jan 60 calls when it dipped 56 and bought a bunch of shares during the subsequent dips, too pussy to buy more calls
I have been asked to leave that establishment before.	Good, there are better strip clubs out there
Nope. This was a shit hole company I got the sub to follow and I lost $12k. They are a dumpster.	Lmao nice
Well I would have worked pretty hard to get 75 people for a model S... 750 would be a little more difficult...	Idk, still tempting. What's the minimum deposit? Shouldn't be too hard with a couple days boothing at LGBTQ events.
Not on Robinhood. It's totally zero fee brokerage.	/s?
It's not tho	Fine I'll delete that shit.
I finally got out. Mostly because of a margin call. But I’m out	I shoulda got out this morning and took a loss. They dont expire until 9/7 so I might just hold them till they are worthless. I just need 1 bad day. Might even double down tomorrow lol. But then again I bought 1000 shares at $2.something and sold them for a loss a few years ago.
Vertical Spreads are your friend. IV has no effect as long as you pick the right direction.	How do you do vertical spreads if you dont own 100 stocks on robinhood?
stop being poor. get a fucking job	I have a job.
Im just fucking with you. Good job.	Is that a real thing in any situation? Sounds interesting
$185 December calls since the stock dropped after ER. I know I should take profits but I just can't pull the trigger yet.	How much are you up?
Then do the opposite.	... I think you may have something here.
Yeast lives in the air. Ferment off that for free	Very true. Maybe when the repo men come for my yeast farm that I listed as an asset on my loan application, I'll try air fermentation.
I don't know how you sleep at night	Draw more lines.
Noice	Noice
Lmao yall savages out here.	😀
Idk, still tempting. What's the minimum deposit? Shouldn't be too hard with a couple days boothing at LGBTQ events.	Haha I was thinking something more towards google and Facebook referral ads.
😢	There is no tissue emoji I’m so sorry
This time its gonna be different!	Username checks out
Ah, MU	Wiped out over a year of gains in a few days back in June because of MU
Lean closer to my ass if you can't hear me	this is somehow the funniest thing I've read on this sub
Good, there are better strip clubs out there	He got kicked out based on his earnings. He has to go down the road to Ho+MoNeY
Very good. Next month IS September. Good job of realizing that. Haha.	Thank you I_Be_Strokin_It
I'll learn this week what to do and I'll ask my parents for some money.	You belong here my friend
Cause I like buying stock	Instead imagine rolling that into options further out.
Is that Jeffrey Dahmer?	No, it's Johnathan Movie
Bears such as the American Black Bear and the Grizzly Bear hibernate in the winter. Their heart rates drop from a normal 55 to only 9!	kys
Not even if they promised a bj from Miranda Kerr	to be fair, I think that would probably do it.
How do I PayPal -$1,300?	Scamming
kk i'm in, post positions m8	seconded
I saw some guy snapping him and some chick who's phone he grabbed while they were having sex. Posted it to her stories, pretty funny.	I don't get it. Why was it funny?
The Tendytrader 2000	I prefer the 2008 version, personally 😤
I have a Roku tv. Lost the remote a year ago and hasn’t used it since. You just gave me hope	Hope is a dangerous thing my friend.
Eh fuck, I knew if fuck this up too.	Dude you might as well use RH at this point and save on the fees. It's like $5 and 65 cents per contract for non select pricing. Adds up when you're tradingboth legs.
SNAP calls? you must really hate money	I strangled it, because I seriously don’t know what the hell could happen anymore.
Where did you find a woman large enough to suck on those enormous cajoneś??	Hahaha ❤️
made 2k today with these buys, thanks for your support guys	Woohoo fuck yes! Sell some if you can and take some profits
Yeah but if all your friends drive Ferraris are you going to brag about how cool your civic is? Us robinhood fags need to hold each other accountable.	Damn if you paid for that civic with cash you can brag. We need to stop pretending people who use this site actually have money. We all broke on this blessed day.
Well wtf i pay $75	Yeah it's an old contract, even. I keep trying to downgrade my minutes, because I never use my phone as a phone, but every year the prices go up for basically the same service.
Sure as hell isn't the redesign	Except have you noticed how ad oriented the redesign is? Definitely think they’re making more
Oh same as 212. Maybe I should check it out tho	Interesting i’d never heard of 212, how do you like that one?
Shares or options?	Both
Don’t tell me how to live my life	Mod material
Cause the mobile app is simple and there's no fee for trades through robinhood so it allows for us wsb plebs to easily do shit	Ah I see ty
I sold, got about 167% returns	Good job.
Fuck you	Fuck you harder

Just reinstall the app and you start from scratch again

Found this way too funny

It is, which is why it'll be huge in France.

exactly.

what's your timeframe on WB?

Fuck. Missed it. Hopefully there’s a dip tomorrow I can buy in

You really think this thing is losing 40%?

Lean closer to my ass if you can't hear me

it's gonna keep going until EoD tomorrow. After that I have no clue, I'm getting out before that.

I was planning on staying in until after the earrings call but this run leading up the the call makes me real nervous about a drop no matter what the news is.

You have to deposit 25k. Thats assuming he already talked to his broker about a one time pdt removal.

In order to continue day trading, yes.

love

😢

F

A

I recommend the tech industry not crash and then decide Apple doing above average is grounds to do ye 'ol switcheroo.

You can still trade just can't day trade, unless this is strike 2 on the day trade-o-meter. I wouldn't call holding overnight a time capsule...

Wow you got screwed. JEC waaaaaay up. Classic WSB material here

I mean I didn't actually buy puts on them. Just gave an unsolicited opinion on the internet.

But why tho

Its run up a lot this past month and everyone is bullish on it. I've seen it pull back on quite a few ER's. I only put $80 on the line but watevs.

is good

for losses

ST movements around ER vs LT sideways trend.

sideways trend? its up 25% YTD and 85% in the last year...

His 1000 share bid was probably what bumped the price

Rofl

Maybe we'll get lucky :P

I went in on 8/17 $24 puts @.45 today lets see were she takes us

It's great, this bitcoin thing looks like a scam though.

It still looks like a scam

Shhh delete this dont let the wsb curse take effect on the mouse

Too late bought calls

Meatballs?

Yes, I think that's another name for them.

Holy shit they're actually going to 20

It was $20 for a little after their last earnings then sunk down to like $18

I'm here to trade with you again...

Great now it's stuck in my head for the next 30 years.

You have no fucking clue what you're talking about if you think Intel will lose that much market share in 5 years.

Intel is at like 94% consumer PC marketshare and is about to take over 100% of the iPhone radios if QCOM drops the ball. These people are retarded, but they do have good points.

Until...

Well I just rolled to $59 at the end of August. So as long as it doesn't jump 20% this month I'm not regretting it...

t-mobile.

Well wtf i pay $75

What does it usually look like?

BP logo.

will do

How do you buy options so cheap?

Easiest way to make $1,000 is to start with $10,000. Ride the tendie train.

Throwing away tendies! Not even counting them!

That's racist bro.

r/woosh

Embrace, Extend, **[E](https://i.imgur.com/nrcz3l7.png)**xterminate! ;-)

the fuck?

So I should sell puts and hope some get exercised, understood.

Honest answer: Yes

Oh okay. I laughed then.

wut

Congrats. I only have two contracts but 8/17 $60's so they're gonna be juicy regardless. Still waiting on investor call but looking good so far.

Congratz!

From top to bottom is -41%

Do I look like I can read a chart

i think there are more people on WSB who think like you , so i will double bull your ass and be bullish

I think what WSB does is irrelevant except for confirming my own delusions. I'm short, SNAP to $9.

you doing calls for 200$ strikes as well? I want to maybe get some but I fear it may be too late

My $200 are for jan 18 2019, did not expect fb to hit $185 so quickly

what where your positions

2 8/10 - Just trying to get a couple tendies.

No, that's the penalty. You can only close positions in those 90 days (unless you get over 25k). After those 90 days you can trade again. Then after 180 days you can reset the PDT and reclassify your account as no day trading.

If you say so, all my research + my restriction when I was new to the trading game tells me otherwise though. Swings were good to go all throughout the 90 day restriction.

I wish I could say the same about mu

The 8/10 53.5c's I am holding certainly wish it as well

Honestly you should've set a stop loss and taken profits when it dropped back down to like 125% instead of getting greedy. As you get more experience you'll start getting a better sense of when it's time to cash out

Thanks for your response, I held. Im up 150%. From my understanding, the price of the contract will decay if the stock price stays at this price. But im guessing fb will keep going up and recover back to 200$ and my contract will be worth more Just guessing...

I doubt it

Lmao yall savages out here.

G

What do you do with the contracts? Is that what your buying and selling with options? Not stocks?

Just google an option.

Net drop is -41% from peak to trough.

[Same](https://i.imgur.com/WjGNtbw.jpg)

I took my 22% profits cause I got nervous.

Good call lol

Noice. What exp

9/21 $47.5, hopefully it climbs with the raised guidance

You didn't check the chart beyond the current day before you bought your first options contract?

I'm not gambling with the massive amounts of money you see some of these guys with, so yeah I fucked up. Would've been upset, but would not have been on the ramen diet

AMD going up my friend. Probably not past 22 but I don't see them tanking unless Intel and NVIDIA gives them some bad news.

I'm concerned about the Nvidia announcement at Gamescom. But amd is gaining on intc right now, so they should still steadily climb

you mean when it hit the expiration date. think about it.

f

F

D

Max Payne was pretty cool. The game. Not the movie.

Max Payne was one of those few games that had a plot perfectly fit to be an absolutely killer movie, and then Hollywood just found a way to fuck it up anyway.

Seriously how the fuck are people doing this

Gambling

hey man

this one didn't have quite the same effect

A 27% increase in UVXY in 25 days? Even on a bad day in the market you're looking at around a 7-8% increase at best which is like $9.20 at the current price. Don't get me wrong; I love volatility plays when the VIX is down like this but $11 is way too high. I loaded up on shares of UVXY today at $8.56 and sold $9 calls against them for 24 AUG. The IV on UVXY is 80% right now which makes for nice inflated premiums.

i closed a lot of my short exposure so lets give this guy 11

You do realize the least two ER's they murdered all numbers and the stock sold off heavily ?

This time its gonna be different!

I should have bought more than 1 call

Should i still queue to buy calls after hours?

and when you looked in jan you wouldve seen measley 10-20% gains and thought...those calls that i didn't buy would've been worth 200-400%

I bought jan 60 calls when it dipped 56 and bought a bunch of shares during the subsequent dips, too pussy to buy more calls

I have been asked to leave that establishment before.

Good, there are better strip clubs out there

Nope. This was a shit hole company I got the sub to follow and I lost $12k. They are a dumpster.

Lmao nice

Well I would have worked pretty hard to get 75 people for a model S... 750 would be a little more difficult...

Idk, still tempting. What's the minimum deposit? Shouldn't be too hard with a couple days boothing at LGBTQ events.

Not on Robinhood. It's totally zero fee brokerage.

/s?

It's not tho

Fine I'll delete that shit.

I finally got out. Mostly because of a margin call. But I’m out

I shoulda got out this morning and took a loss. They dont expire until 9/7 so I might just hold them till they are worthless. I just need 1 bad day. Might even double down tomorrow lol. But then again I bought 1000 shares at $2.something and sold them for a loss a few years ago.

Vertical Spreads are your friend. IV has no effect as long as you pick the right direction.

How do you do vertical spreads if you dont own 100 stocks on robinhood?

stop being poor. get a fucking job

I have a job.

Im just fucking with you. Good job.

Is that a real thing in any situation? Sounds interesting

$185 December calls since the stock dropped after ER. I know I should take profits but I just can't pull the trigger yet.

How much are you up?

Then do the opposite.

... I think you may have something here.

Yeast lives in the air. Ferment off that for free

Very true. Maybe when the repo men come for my yeast farm that I listed as an asset on my loan application, I'll try air fermentation.

I don't know how you sleep at night

Draw more lines.

Noice

Lmao yall savages out here.

😀

Idk, still tempting. What's the minimum deposit? Shouldn't be too hard with a couple days boothing at LGBTQ events.

Haha I was thinking something more towards google and Facebook referral ads.

😢

There is no tissue emoji I’m so sorry

This time its gonna be different!

Username checks out

Ah, MU

Wiped out over a year of gains in a few days back in June because of MU

Lean closer to my ass if you can't hear me

this is somehow the funniest thing I've read on this sub

Good, there are better strip clubs out there

He got kicked out based on his earnings. He has to go down the road to Ho+MoNeY

Very good. Next month IS September. Good job of realizing that. Haha.

Thank you I_Be_Strokin_It

I'll learn this week what to do and I'll ask my parents for some money.

You belong here my friend

Cause I like buying stock

Instead imagine rolling that into options further out.

Is that Jeffrey Dahmer?

No, it's Johnathan Movie

Bears such as the American Black Bear and the Grizzly Bear hibernate in the winter. Their heart rates drop from a normal 55 to only 9!

kys

Not even if they promised a bj from Miranda Kerr

to be fair, I think that would probably do it.

How do I PayPal -$1,300?

Scamming

kk i'm in, post positions m8

seconded

I saw some guy snapping him and some chick who's phone he grabbed while they were having sex. Posted it to her stories, pretty funny.

I don't get it. Why was it funny?

The Tendytrader 2000

I prefer the 2008 version, personally 😤

I have a Roku tv. Lost the remote a year ago and hasn’t used it since. You just gave me hope

Hope is a dangerous thing my friend.

Eh fuck, I knew if fuck this up too.

Dude you might as well use RH at this point and save on the fees. It's like $5 and 65 cents per contract for non select pricing. Adds up when you're tradingboth legs.

SNAP calls? you must really hate money

I strangled it, because I seriously don’t know what the hell could happen anymore.

Where did you find a woman large enough to suck on those enormous cajoneś??

Hahaha ❤️

made 2k today with these buys, thanks for your support guys

Woohoo fuck yes! Sell some if you can and take some profits

Yeah but if all your friends drive Ferraris are you going to brag about how cool your civic is? Us robinhood fags need to hold each other accountable.

Damn if you paid for that civic with cash you can brag. We need to stop pretending people who use this site actually have money. We all broke on this blessed day.

Well wtf i pay $75

Yeah it's an old contract, even. I keep trying to downgrade my minutes, because I never use my phone as a phone, but every year the prices go up for basically the same service.

Sure as hell isn't the redesign

Except have you noticed how ad oriented the redesign is? Definitely think they’re making more

Oh same as 212. Maybe I should check it out tho

Interesting i’d never heard of 212, how do you like that one?

Shares or options?

Both

Don’t tell me how to live my life

Mod material

Cause the mobile app is simple and there's no fee for trades through robinhood so it allows for us wsb plebs to easily do shit

Ah I see ty

I sold, got about 167% returns

Good job.

Fuck you

Fuck you harder