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China's middle class alone (420m) is larger than the entire USA (330m). Everyone cares about China. There's sooo much fucking money there kid. Go take your Trump memes back to your trailer park. | Ever been so racist that you stopped caring about money? | |
Oh man I want to get a 30 call. 8/17 is priced well but that’s not far enough out and the premium on septs is too much. Bigger balls than me | I paid 1.89 for 8/17 Aug calls when she hit 29.xx a share before | |
Holding BHC until later today or tomorrow. They go up slow thru the day. | nice. i forgot what your expiration was - i'm assuming you're not getting raped by time decay if holding longer than a few hours? 8/17? | |
There's a decent chance IV will push both sides to profit if we trade sideways today, I'm green on my SNAP position right now and considering just selling before close. | I've never debated so hard over closing a position, I've got 30% profit on my calls already but I feel like if this thing explodes I'll miss out and be even more disappointed than if I lose my money if it goes down. Gonna hold for the YOLO most likely | |
Isn't that basically tinder? | it's tider but instead of hot thots you will find your mom's profile | |
That's pretty much what they've done historically. | Exactly. Quite possibly one of the most predictable stocks out there. | |
[amdforlife talk funny](https://youtu.be/_K-L9uhsBLM?t=5s) | No. amdforlife is serious. | |
literally everyone | Third most shorted stock in the market right now. Anyone can technically be right but it seems the majority of the market is siding with the WSBers puts on this. | |
what did u learn | Never sell. Always average down. | |
What good product? | Oh you mean this thing that lets me look like a dog and catch up on all the tabloids. | |
So 90% of WSBers full margin Robinhood accounts | Hey, you need at least $1k to access margin on RH! | |
I'm hoping as well | V is always dependable, you just can't buy weeklies. It hits ATH's every 2-3 months since forever. | |
Looks like my fucking heart rate watching TSLA. | That's probably Tachy-brady syndrome, you should get that checked out by your doctor. | |
I don’t think I’ve ever heard this criticism of Tesla before | You sure? That's a pretty standard criticism of tesla. Not that I agree with it. | |
I believe | Now it's $3. | |
Are they mispriced? | Volatility crush tomorrow. | |
Bought yesterday. Not a huge amount of my portfolio but I feel like AMD has been overbought and good news for Intel tomorrow combined with trade war will cause it to rebound. Especially once people realize it’s big bad new cpu will only account for 2% of sales. The real money is in data centers where efficiently is king ie Intel. | it wants to die. need another 1-2% to start making money come on amd tank tank | |
Nah. TSLA | K just bought $90 TSLA calls | |
Smash is better than crack | I’d smash for some crack | |
youre forgetting about super smash bros being announced at e3 and set for release this december. smash bros is arguably the biggest fighting game around as it appeals to both a casual and hardcore/competitive audience, and this one is going to be the biggest of them all | Still not enough to make anyone buy a switch | |
Like legit OP actually seems autistic. He doesn't know why people use Instagram or how social media works, and three of his friends have on separate occasions tried to help him become normal but he's refused | I have an insta lol, and I wrote this cuz I was bored and couldn't sleep so its probably written poorly. I should have probably clarified at some point that I meant the whole 'influencer' thing, and not everyone using the app. That said, Zuck himself has aspergers and thinks the people who give away their privacy because its 'normal' are stupid, so what you said isn't much of a dig at my understanding of it from a business perspective. | |
Lmfao just go through my post history. I’m entirely autistic enough to gamble on this shit | Jesus Christ, how do you have that much money to lose?? | |
And you see where it got them.... | Full autists | |
Options are just leverage on stocks. | Options are synthetic positions on any underlying, not necessarily 'leverage on stocks'. | |
I bought the fucker last week for 1.40. I'm up 200% on it now lel. | 1 week = 200% sooo one more week will get you 800%. Logic = bullet proof | |
Or free food from the on-staff sushi chefs and ice cream sandwich artists. | That's just fighting socialism. | |
If only there were some way for you to bet directly on SNAP prices | hmmmmmmmm | |
how dare you make smart decisions | I'll show myself out. | |
I get what you get in ten years, in two days | You gotta start somewhere. | |
So there will be like 3 guys left jerkin each other off while everyone else is shadowbanned. | Maybe start a wsb subsidiary for everyone thats shadowbanned | |
He did also say 'funding secured' which is a pretty lofty claim. | I mean SpaceX is pretty nice collateral. | |
That's not too bad. A 3% jump is super reasonable within a week. | What do you mean not too bad lol? 50 cents premium, they were worth $8 this morning lol | |
the fact it keeps burning call buyers | Correct | |
This is why I buy puts and calls for snap. Garunteed $ | Straddle will never fail | |
EVE players lol | Possibly a group of people more autistic then this sub. | |
I'm a wsb noob. You need a screenshot? | People like to have screenshots with it cause otherwise people pump and dump, where they hype a stock and take the opposite position. | |
You Fucken know it. I was too much of a pussy to buy a shit ton of calls and bought just a couple 13 9/10 calls. It's up 40% from yesterday if I just sell now. I just wanted a ticket on the ride for laughs but could have made major coin dumping 20k on yolo snap fds smh. | Please tell me you sold immediately before making this post. | |
I have 53.5 FD's that I'm bagholding at about 50% down ... I know if I keep them they'll expire worthless, but if I sell, thing will moon... since I have Jan MU calls as well might be worth sacrificing them for the greater good | If MU finishes the week at $53.50 I would be surprised... so if you think selling hem will cause a spike feel free... | |
Idk man all I know is when I asked for it they said deposit another $1,600 and we will give you gold. Then I YOLO'd all my money away so I'm glad they didn't give it to me. | In the US (including RH) you can only get margin when your account is $2,000+. At that point you are legally allowed to go up to 2x what your cash is worth. So, $2,000 of margin on a $2,0000 account. | |
Bots would snap it up faster. | Russian bots? | |
Dude! How’d that $20 jump treat you!? | Whew lawd. Made a bad day a good day and then some. | |
Meh I bet this sub is a mix of Software Developers and CPAs we could so make it happen but we all are so lazy | This sub is super heavy on irony, sentiment analysis isn't going to work very well tbh; it's not that great at reading contextual sentiment. | |
No, this will get investigated for sure. | which law did it break? | |
G | Goodbye. | |
Oh you mean this thing that lets me look like a dog and catch up on all the tabloids. | You telling me sending and receiving unsolicited dick picks isnt your number one reason for using it? Ok fag. | |
I think you mean $6 | tree fiddy | |
So conflicted | What's this sub for again? | |
lmao how is that legit | That's the news business, man. If you're not the first one with the story, it doesn't mean you don't cover it. Gotta keep up with the competition, even if it means basically posting the same article almost word for word. | |
8/10 $285 puts lol, but maybe tomorrow afternoon instead of today | Say the word and I pull the trigger. | |
I sold the $19s but I intend to hold the rest | lol, selling the one closest to being in the money | |
How u do dis | Try to buy stocks that are down in this case Facebook, then buy option contracts that are 1-3 months. Options have to be slightly in the money or out not higher than 2-3% out the money. | |
Something, something, IV Crush?? | Iv CRUSH? Clearly this guy knows his shit | |
Volatility crush tomorrow. | They might go ITM though. | |
ads are communication services now??? | Advertisement is literally paid communication. | |
Yeah i got most of my portfolio on 210Cs, cause 2% in 10 days is fucking doable for apple. | just bought 3 210c 8/17 because you convinced me enough with that 2% line | |
There's a VR app for that. | There is! We have apps for everything! Ironically Facebook owns that one too (Oculus). | |
Exactly. So the strategy from my idea is to wait for the stocks to dip a large bit as backlash for this, then once they're high again because of its incredible popularity, sell and break away with a tidy profit | I think it's popularity is what's really in question. I'm not sure all the cool kids even use it anymore. They're all on Instagram which Facebook owns and we saw what happened to Facebook earnings. | |
like half this sub | which kind of scares me. I opened my DIS position a while ago, but it seems to follow the consensus of the sub, which means I'm probably on the wrong end of the ER movement. | |
60/40 AAPL amzn weighted. Ticker is $🍆. I’d buy it | Petition to introduce emoji tickers to NYSE | |
Not really but it's a clinical stage biotech so I'm not going to yolo that shit. If they end up curing downs tho. It just started tanking as soon as I got into it so I didn't buy more and held. Should've just dropped it immediately like the hot shit it is. | 2 shares of Berkshire Hathaway or Amazon I can understand. Random biotech firm? Probably not going to give you the tendies you're looking for. | |
alex jones was right | Something something gay frogs | |
Cool | Sweet | |
Really? As in no trading for the day will count? | This will probably have a negative affect. It just seems awfully convenient given that he is able to pay off a $900 million bond obligation in shares at 360. I think people will see through his ploy | |
You're living in a era when the President of these here United States could potentially be meeting with Russians to figure out how to win the US election and you think what the MuskMan does is a concern? Lolz. | To be fair, the president literally can pardon himself. CaptainSpaceCar can't do that. | |
Do u think ppl trust fb with shit like that? Fb already has a bad rep for selling your data out | Yeah, idk what FB dating could do that Tinder doesn't. Tinder already provides seeing mutual FB friends, and I'm sure as hell I don't want girls that I just met to see all my shitty photos I'm tagged in on Facebook | |
Nah. Saudis already tried buying in and he made them go the public way. It might be China. Wasn't there like a 750k buy yesterday in AH? Might've just been a short getting squeezed too but who knows. | Also they just finished with a distribution center in shanghai. | |
you and all holdouts create a spinoff company and get that % of assets you guys own. so you get some spaceship parts, tshirts, boring drill | lol | |
They usually do it after hours and not randomly on twitter. A formal press release or planned interview. | Definitely get that, just wondering more of the illegality, considering most stocks trade after hours anyhow through alternate markets. Either way Einhorn will be shitting bricks. | |
Petition to introduce emoji tickers to NYSE | Will never happen. Most IB backends probably run on 40 year old FORTRAN code. | |
Nah I’m half cash now, sold my fb calls, abbv calls, and some of my mtch calls. | I've been thinking about some MTCH leaps. How much are you up overall on MTCH? | |
LOL | I want to see who wins | |
You still have an elo score that is based on your own attractiveness and you'll be matched with people around your score. The only way to get around this is boost lmao | Everyone I've matched with has been via boost :( | |
Why it was halted interests me...any news yet? | Huge spike like 15 min before he announced | |
Yeah I'd consider that in the money | For now | |
It's what I can afford when my contracts are in the money | *Judge overseeing custody battle nods sensibly* | |
See my post history 👌🏿👌🏿 | ? | |
They won't be worthless when it opens back up again, just volatile as hell. I assume you've got at least 75% of your account tied up in FD? | Lol this isn’t FD, it expires 8/31 | |
Nothing is 100% in life. Not even physical laws guarantee certainty, that's why we have uncertainty principle and all those things. But beyond that the CEO and biggest shareholder tweeting a specific price and saying that the funding is secured makes me believe that it will be the case. He also has made a few more tweets since then. So it is not just one tweet. | > physical laws | |
You could skip this step and just get therapy now while you still have money. | Is Therapy Now a stock? Can I short it? | |
Because I'm not willing to risk $8730. I think it will go up but I'm not willing to bet it will moon | fair, your position is bigger than mine | |
$SNAP is worth 1/4 of TSLA on this day. | Buying on margin, SNAP is one of us | |
Don’t really understand the CSCO put. They’re extremely bullish right now and just announced merges with a few companies. | There are calls too | |
That should buy you plenty of time for movement. | That's the plan. Sure it's boring, but it gives me time to capture Q3 Threadripper movement and if it continues it's run throughout this second half of the year, it'll be a solid play. | |
I hate to tell you smart people don't have a bunch of idiot friends. | but u r m fren u retar | |
Source? Seems like this is normal for when news of this magnitude breaks during trading. But I could be wrong. | Spiked 15 mins before announcement. Could be a big uh-oh. | |
Ya I have $400 calls expiring Friday... | Well if he's actually doing the buy out your ass just got saved. | |
Yes it did | [yes I did](https://i.imgur.com/Qn2fZlO.gifv) | |
Absolutely will not happen. This might be the worst advice I have ever seen and Bernie madoff used to be my financial advisor. | lol earnings not even out and they are being dumped. Foreshadow? | |
Buy short term OTM calls/puts. You’ll be sure to lose it all! | Fake News. My first options buy was an OTM $MU FD call which ended up expiring, and I've learned nothing. | |
Hey | Oh boy if you and the rest of WSB are in on this I better close out on my tiny profit before ER is released. | |
it's just as hard to be wrong all the time as it is to be right all the time | This is fucking brilliant. | |
yea. its up huge. how are you at only a 1 bagger? | I'm in and out of them all the time. This one a bought a little high but it's working | |
You telling me sending and receiving unsolicited dick picks isnt your number one reason for using it? Ok fag. | Yo add me real quick dawg ^^^^no ^^^^^homo | |
Wow pandora looks mad dece | What's your thesis for Pandora? | |
It would mean they need to pay $420 per share to whoever they borrowed the stock from. Since that would be an ATH it would mean a big loss for all shorts before any hedges are taken into account (you can short and also hold far OTM calls or whatever in case something nuts like this happens). | Wow, so it would be huge “fuck you” to all the shorters. I love it. | |
is it insider trading if I tweet at him $TSLA is secretly run by Clinton until Trump does something that dumps their stock | Damn that's a good idea | |
I know a step dad who did this because he wanted to fuck his step daughters. | I knew this was getting too wholesome for WSB | |
$TSLA to $2 by EOY | Thanks Jim Chanos | |
WTF is a share? | You never buy shares of calls or puts? Fuckin noob | |
lol daddy Elon is about to get Shkreli'd | you fucks are retarded. he gave you one last chance to cover and now you're fucked. |
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