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As if Elon fucks with the east coast | Yeah seriously lmao Tesla is based in Cali, no? That's not even weird. | |
it's the UK. watching a former colony become the largest economy in the world not once, but twice (US, now china) has got to be triggering af | The UK never should’ve sold. They’re basically that dumbass who sold 10% of apple when it was worth nothing. | |
Moonshot. 400 incoming | Straight to Mars as Elon launches on a SpaceX rocket to go outside SEC jurisdiction | |
How do you setup stoploss on robinhood? | Can't on options | |
Why do this? Peer reviews exist for exactly this reason so what's the upside? Can you weasel more grant money out of people in the short amount of time before people start calling BS? | You get recognition in the short term and you just kinda fade away in the long term. | |
Interesting, I would think the whole peer review process would make this rather useless. You're going to get called out on your BS. | Eventually. Key word is eventually. You'll still make some waves regardless. | |
You can say that again | His other $3 is in penny stocks. | |
People love mass produced shit that's claimed to be handmade. | Crazy | |
Trading halted just now. :) | this aged well! | |
It already was announced | Where?? I'm literally on their conference call and no one has even talked! | |
Just deposit more? | Might have to deposit more tomorrow. | |
You think it will see that big an increase? Lol | Why not? | |
I've got January calls so it's still not that bad but yea what a bummer. | I had Jan $120s, had them for months, sold for breakeven a bit ago, going to be rocky until next year | |
Fuck it, bought a contract at 10 for $.71. I don't think I've actually made any money on a single option play yet, so sorry if I jinxed your gainz. | I got in at 0.74 | |
What about the guy with 100k puts :/ | more like 0k USD Now :( | |
Right? I'd agree if it were like, FB, TWTR, and SNAP, But GOOG is not a communication company. Unless youre counting Google+ which noone has used in like 10 years. | Its an autistically screeching company at best. | |
Yeah seriously lmao Tesla is based in Cali, no? That's not even weird. | This just in, CNBC is fucking retarded. More at 11. | |
Fake News. My first options buy was an OTM $MU FD call which ended up expiring, and I've learned nothing. | You learned what loss is didn’t you? | |
As in they have a dedicated team of people that u can chat to at any time that provide technical assistance eg w the interface or not understanding why certain things have gone wrong | RH definitely doesn’t have that. Sounds very useful | |
I’m poor man :( | Me too. | |
SNAP MISSED EARNINGS HOW DID THE PRICE GO UP??? | They didn‘t miss, they beat estimates lol. DAU declined though. | |
I want to see who wins | rip puts | |
Natural selection relates to biological fitness, so long as you had/have potential to breed you passed. | .... No | |
the hype is dying now | yeah i sold for +13000 | |
I may be retarded, but the idea of Tesla going private tops any retardedness I may lay claim to. | Its an idea worthy of this subreddit. That is to say, it is extremely retarded. | |
If $DIS drops to 100 I'm liquidating everything and selling my wife to go all in | Does she make decent tendies? | |
-.14 vs -.17 my puts hurt | But... how? | |
I mean, the company confirmed that the tweet was legitimate. He might get sued but that doesn't mean anything honestly. | I mean he is the CEO and the Chairman of the board of the company. His tweets are just as legitimate as anything coming officially from the company. | |
my instinct was to buy puts, i am an idiot, so i bought calls instead. will check in tomorrow with results. | congrats, guess it pays to be a self aware idiot | |
nice | nice | |
plus Saudi, Tencent, and Fidelity will all be onboard. So another 15% or so in the bag. | missed prince trowe | |
L | Y | |
OH SHIT, CAKEDAY? CAN'T LOSE. | DIDNT LOSE | |
I've had 8/7 $39 calls holding through ER | yeeeea boi | |
Saudis are all in on SNAP. Careful bro. | Share your source or I’m calling the SEC | |
At least they probably won't expire worthless until long after you do | > GOD: Hold my beer. | |
Agreed, I just kick myself because buying $60 calls when the share price is at $52 is a much better deal than when I bought them. I thought *'this time is different'* and that MU wouldn't crater under $55. | Same... I feel your pain. | |
that we were born this way | or maybe it's maybelline | |
Buying on margin, SNAP is one of us | Also, buying $MU too | |
i sold the rush | OOF | |
Went through? | I don't think so, I haven't seen anything come through | |
You think call holders are in better position? +3.5% means all call FDs expire worthless. | Everybody loses! It's the wsb way! | |
You never buy shares of calls or puts? Fuckin noob | Long $CALL | |
Privatized Netflix at 420 | Papa Cook, pls privatize AAPL at $420 | |
No, that’s probably why he is making this announcement though. He doesn’t want the Saudi’s in control because they will bury the patents in order to keep oil high. | IIRC the Saud's have been diversifying for a while now and investing heavily in renewable energy. So them buying a stake in Tesla makes sense. | |
You guys tricked me. You tricked me into buying snap puts instead of aaoi calls. | I bought January puts. We'll see where this goes. | |
Yo calls where a good decision | Is it?? | |
Stock is trading back down to around $13.70. Think there's hope it can close in the red tomorrow? At least I hope so fellow bagholders. | How far red do you need? I'll compromise for $12. | |
Shit good thing you’re covered. Imagine the guys who sold calls after ER thinking the stock peaked. | That's exactly what I just did. I ended with total option gains in Tesla of 10k to now 2500. | |
which site do you use to see how many shares are being shorted? | Any financial site would display it. Yahoo finance displays it under statistics -> Shares Short . | |
DIVE BABY DIVE | HERE WE FUCKING GO | |
> GOD: Hold my beer. | > GOD: Abraham, short your son Issac. I bet you won't do it, cuck. | |
Good luck. | Looks like nothing to close 😂😂 | |
God I fucking hope so. I bought $12 8/17 puts as my first options trade ever. | Also bout $12 8/17 puts as my first options trade ever. I'm an avid Snapchat user and fan but I god I hope this stock fucking tanks | |
So buy some more tomorrow (just got some futures)? I'm fairly new to ~~gambling~~ investing | uh, honestly no idea. do your own research but its looking like a good long hold | |
I mean, it's probably true. The redesign was absolute garbage | and its only going to get worse. They don't understand why the whole app is fundamentally flawed. | |
Why do they only let us trade options during normal hours? They just gave everyone extended hours for stock, why not options | Not a Robinhood thing. Options don’t trade after hours. | |
Bruh, let’s just bathe in the glory | Bro im lit rn. Congrats. | |
This seems right on. Fidelity seems conservative on reporting on the bid-side. Robinhood was showing a larger spread. I ended up selling 1 Aug 10 18 $370 call for way higher than ask or bid. (I wish I did not now) | You sold a call? RIP | |
Would be a great move from Apple. Getting rid of all their excess cash and finally getting something innovative going for them. | It would be a crazy meme move combining the star power of Elon and Apple. It's just straight up Brand Equity: The Company. | |
Rumor is they've got a cpu in their back pocket for release at gamescom that's gonna make amd sweat. Have a relative that does occasional work in their Arizona plant and he says they've been non stop upgrading things for the past 6 months. They're not gonna 'crash' but you might want to consolodate your position a bit and roll back your strike a few weeks minimum. | lul 6ghz processor 1200°C | |
Called it. Thank me later. | Is down after market now | |
It is the will of the Gods. | But which gods? | |
I think the professional term is 'sandwich autist' | Can a get a footlong meatball marinara on wheat please (👁 ͜ʖ👁) | |
You mean the email from Elon? Again there is still risk as nothing is 100% that's why it closed at $380. | It closed at $380 because first hour nobody knew if he was kidding or not and after he resumed tweeting, trading was halted for rest of the day. Well, watch the stock tomorrow I guess. | |
low volume, guidance at 5pm so we'll see what happens then | Guidance is there dimwit. Its flat. Down she goes | |
retards think alike :) | Holy shit fam, did we fuck up? Snap and Disney just both took a complete 180 | |
I remember when I had shares at $97 last summer... thank god I sold for a small loss, but this is probably a bottom (at least short term) | A small loss of 20%+ | |
Gonna be honest, I pulled a full autist and closed both my 360 FD calls yesterday cause it was at that breaking point of either let them go to zero or take the money and play something else. And let’s just say this boi eating ketchup packets | No way to know daddy musk was going to drop a golden nugget. | |
Yuge jumps are good and easy to profit from. You're welcome! | Can anyone help me calculate i am bad at it i hve 2 139 aug 17 calls for 210 a pop | |
but you can smoke if your car is self-driving | I mean.....what if your car is high too because you hot boxed It? | |
Bad eps reaction but positive guidence in the call. | I'm actually amazed. I predicted a drop and have some puts to protect a longer position I'm holding, but this is actually straight up impressive. | |
It was pure gambling but look at MU and FB thread here before earning | There YOU have it. $SNAP is fucking crazy haha | |
This makes sense TBH... These dudes know they are wrecking the planet and their time is coming if they don't diversify. | They are heavily investing in green/solar related technologies in house. They have been preparing for the end of oil for time and are not worried about it, they were even pumping up production to crash oil prices | |
Is this currently in practice? | Most PC games do try to spread CPU work across all available cores but 64 threads is a new level of scale. I'm expect some studio will make it a marketing point that their game scales to 64 threads in the near future. | |
>First, a final decision has not yet been made | Right but if the Co is posting it on their website and it's been communicated to the employees, it's official and that the funding truly has been secured. | |
more smarter* | More smarterer * | |
Spiked 15 mins before announcement. Could be a big uh-oh. | Others in the thread have noted that the Saudi buy news broke first which is likely responsible for the spike. | |
Well, for starters, that would be a 500% increase | Yea, all memes aside I am setting my stop loss at 0.10, aiming to sell half of my position at 0.50 another quarter at .75 and hold the rest til a new stop loss of the highest support or 1.00. If I completely stop out, I am only losing a few hundred. | |
Can't on options | Just buy an equivalent option with opposite bias....**duh** | |
What cuntry | Hong Kong. Technically not a 'country' but maintains that 0% cap gainz and dividend tax yo (which makes up for the shitty things about living there) | |
how long would you hold a put for then? | 8/10 | |
Word. This was an impulse buy 2 mins before close. Only got 2 contracts so nothing life changing anyway but it would be nice to bag a couple extra hundo. Didn’t realize the short interest was so high. I just thought ‘it’s summer and young people be traveling and fucking’ | Yea bro, my DD on this was basically all the homies who be getting mad pussy off it 😂 I actually first started trading it in the low 30s before it took off but got back in after the FB scare. Then got back in again when I saw how big the short interest was. Anyway bro best of luck, you should make a nice couple dollas either way | |
lol so who's this Indian dude as I don't have time to listen to this attempt to plug the sinking ship. | Don't know his position but he gave the most intelligent answers that actually pointed to things they were doing for future growth. I don't think he gave prepared remarks but he answered a lot of the analysts questions. Everyone else just didn't seem to care, sidestepped questions, with the important information they did give out indicated that things were declining. | |
Yes I went long. Big mistake | Me too. Still trying to break even there! | |
Not a short seller, but this was my first thought. Anybody got any actual DD on how the SEC will handle this? | If he legitimately has funding then where's the fraud? | |
You going to buy Sprint and wait for $6 too? | I mean its 6.17 rn and it hit 6.5 after the news was announced | |
For real. It will eventually catch up to them. They WILL eventually crash and burn. They are avoiding the Inevitable | That is what everyone was saying about Tesla. SNAP going private at 420 confirmed. | |
Women that use snapchat are probably really exited about this. Fucking bullshit. | ...I don't use snap to see pics of my favorite feminists. | |
Yes I too wish I knew the future | If I did, I certainly wouldn't be using it to buy TSLA calls | |
No. The SEC has a target lock. But the Saudis have probably sabotaged the S2AMs. I don’t know what’s real anymore. | shorts feeling the burn | |
How’s your strangle feeling right now? | Not as good as when your mom asked me to strangle her last night | |
He said that there will be short burn of the century in 3 weeks, he said that 1 month and 3 weeks ago lol. Elon time. | Yup, didn't factor in Elon Time. | |
Makes perfect sense right? | Yup, what are fundamentals? | |
They are heavily investing in green/solar related technologies in house. They have been preparing for the end of oil for time and are not worried about it, they were even pumping up production to crash oil prices | sources or no dice | |
You sell, that's what you do. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5qV_TPLwzw | |
Every time I hear suicide pact, I think of Dale and Tucker vs Evil lol | We've had ourselves a doozy of a day officer | |
They lost 3 million daily users | Because everyone here deleted snap for their puts | |
Haha oops | ? | |
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED | You lost money |
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