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It’s a good indicator that most people want to go private, when all that is needed is around ⅓ | 2/3 of 20% float is still only 13%, it doesn't really matter when 60% of Tesla is held by institutionals that will sell. | |
Holy fuck you people are all stuck on the same fucking argument. I am absolutely not arguing that this is not a hedge. You are all fucking retarded to not understand that. | There are variations of arguments. Though your stuck on it being a bad idea and there's a news flash, you ain't gonna be able to do anything about it. So bite the pillow, cause Musk and the Saudis are about to tag team that ass. | |
How do you rent beer? | if you're hot enough people will pay you for your piss | |
It’s a pretty red day today. | Go away virgin | |
They're never gonna compete with Facebook or Google even with the rosiest numbers on DAU's, that's not the point for me. I'm more interested in the value that will be demonstrated by their research in AR advertising. Being the first to develop serious relationships with advertisers in AR is important in its own right. Hell I could see them becoming a shopping app. | Yikes dog | |
Just needs to tack on 'organic' and triple prices - not like anyone checks. | Gluten free eggplants | |
First day. Basically exactly what it sounds like. Buying a option call or put the first day it's available. Normally cheaper but have a high IV (imaginary value) making it a good long term buy. | Good god | |
I don't own any chinese meme stocks but suicide is badass so im in. | I own mu calls so I might as well join | |
I told myself the same thing when I bought these Jan 2019 leaps a little less than a year ago... now worth 5% of what I paid | Not a loss until you sell | |
bold strategy cotton. | I hope they're cash secured FDs | |
Benihana stacks, nigga | Benihana. Beni-fuckin-hana!!! | |
If I had just bought the winning lottery ticket I would be so rich | If I had a million dollars.... | |
How does a MLM forex scam work?? | You front-run/middle-man their sales/buys I suppose. | |
Can confirm. In on SQ at $49.10 and holding some AMD $17 1/19/19 calls. Life is pretty good. | You don’t belong here, where are your MU and NFLX calls? | |
I think we need a mutual fuckin to settle this. At least jerk each other off. | Dutch rudder? | |
this guy still hasn't learned his lesson | HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN | |
What was the great stratagem in calling that rescue diver a pedophile over twitter? | Oh yeah, that's totally related to business strategy for his companies as opposed to, say, analogous to giving someone the bird in traffic. | |
Of course I'm kidding did you read my first comment. Their filters are the most successful implementation of AR, ever. | Pokemon GO was also good | |
If you are willing to lock up some capital, just by atm options 6 months to a year out. Just recently started doing it with stocks like SQ, MSFT, and V. Paying off already. | Same here. Going nicely other than FB. But I have a couple months to wait for it to come up. Already made 20% on a SQ call that I cashed out (perhaps too soon), next dip I’m going in again. | |
Hopefully not. I’d smash. | I think the watermelon beat you to it. | |
you never been with a much much much older lady? | Tell me more | |
AFAIK the trackers are incorrect because of the reverse stock split HMNY did. HMNY was never at $8,000 a share. | But considering the split, the price fall is still proportional to 0.05/8000. You are technically correct, but effectively it might as well have been $8000 a share at one point. | |
$RSHCQ ALL IN | The Q stands for bargain | |
'when the bonds fail' | Shaka, When the OTM calls expired | |
What the fuck is Arena of Valor | Most popular mobile game in the world. 3bn + year in revenue. #1 game in multiple Asian countries including China. | |
Not a weekly though, mines 8/17, down a ton | I got in on 8/17 calls at $2.10, currently bleeding money. | |
Why? Ex div was Friday so he’s already too late. | yeah you're right, didn't know which date it was | |
If you on wsb you a fag bro | no u | |
good... but fuck Andrew Left though! | He haven't left he's still there and he is right sometime. | |
Or, I don't know, you could go to the movies like everyone has for like since movie theaters existed. Fuck apps. | I think where they went wrong was not including bluetooth in their model. Any tech worth having nowadays has bluetooth. | |
About 10x as many Call contracts for 8/17. Traded about 5x as many contracts today compared to the norm. Market seems to think it will rise, quickly | looking at the chart for .MGM180817C29 looks like whoever bought them, already sold them. | |
I still can't believe it was rated R. Show Girls was more tame than that movie and it got NC 17 | I remember the South Park guys talking about how they threw in a bunch of extra cursing and overall degeneracy in the first submission of the South Park movie so that they could 'fix it' after getting an NC-17 rating and release the movie as they intended. Movie ratings, like any other system, can be manipulated. | |
the CFO announced he is leaving right before the lock up period ends (when insiders can first sell stocks) so its not looking good, not a dip without reason | COO | |
Tell me even more | They juggle their tits on their knees | |
I take it back, these bills seem disproportionate but it looks to be 7 or 8 million. Each stack is 20 bills at $2000 a bundle (5s stacks), on all but one layer it appears to be bundled by 2 million, except the second from top may be only 1 million. | For some reason I thought they were banded at 50 or 100 Bills. But then again, I'm not a banker, or rich enough to casually carry around banded hundies. | |
And look at Germany now! | r/technicallythetruth | |
Pretty sure it's Steve Aoki | Might be Steve Aoki then | |
probably the grown-up thing to do | why would anyone presume Musk would do things the grown-up, mature way? | |
Don't sell yourself short. | Is that where that phrase comes from? | |
That's your interpretation. | No, that's literally what the English language interprets it like. | |
because, shorts. Duh | As a short: WHY ISN'T THE STOCK MOVING THOUGH? | |
Honestly thats the whole reason I made the post but everyones having fun so Im just rolling with it. | its my fault it all started in the first place | |
same first letters as ebay. must be good. all in | Basically just posted this so I can brag down the line. | |
I’m in the same boat, what’s your target entry? | Wanna see that it doesn’t gap down and trend down tomorrow, then probably pull the trigger. Or maybe wait until red Thursday and see if I can get in around $21.50. | |
What does this mean for a small shareholder with only a few shares of tesla? Is it prudent to cash out or stay with the company being taken private? | It means go pound off | |
It hasn't been a buying opportunity for months and months now. | Ya but thats not what he asked. | |
Daddy musk is a man of many mysteries | just like Wiz Daddy. bless them both. | |
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN | Lol | |
You smart | Thx | |
Mixed with Saudi’s being complete pieces of shits when it comes to human beings. | saudi did 9/11 | |
and not even clearly a verbal- just deep interest or more general intent, but nothing that could be considered solid or 'secured.' Unless they actually proposed comprehensive frameworks that may seriously work, this is tapdancing | There are 0 documents or any other contracts it sounds like. Just Elon saying it's his 'understanding'. | |
If I had a million dollars.... | *crazy elephant bones* | |
the market cap is only around $9,000 | That number is based on the number of shares after the reverse split. We don't know how many shares they've issued since then. | |
He’s acting weird ever since he started dating grimes. | it all started when amber heard dumped him tbh, idk what this woman did to him but she destroyed him inside, hes never been the same | |
This is the woman with the chicken closet, right? How you gonna listen to a woman like that when it comes to tendies? | Chicken closet? | |
Then I don't | makes sense | |
The exact same thing happened with [Wolf of Wall Street](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/wolf-wall-street-avoids-nc-660653). Scorsese pulled the same trick he used for Casino. The versions released are the ones he wanted to begin with. | What's so bad about NC 17 that Scorsese wanted to avoid it so badly? | |
Fuck me, but I guess I should’ve seen it coming seeing as he chills with Dan Bilzerian and I don’t think that fuck hangs out with poor people | Quite sure he also inherited a large sum of money. Remember reading that somewhere. | |
It's time to buy the dip | It's not time to buy the dip | |
Lots of places. I like to use barchart.com | Jim Cramer recommended UAA. | |
What a stupid fucking meme. | yeah, not like the high quality and thought provoking memes intelligent redditors like you and i enjoy my good sir | |
So far all I’ve gotten is is “muted” by the moderators, whatever that means. | You won't get shit. I've barked up that tree with some solid shit talk; stuff I felt very confident would elicit an emotional response. No luck. | |
Their stock price sure isn't underrated | Their mkt cap is | |
I really think the key is to sell at 15-20% and rebuy after a dip | Yah thats what I have been doing, bought the last ones at 4.50 and sold at 6.00. I keep doing this to slowly turn me positive after the MUpocalypse | |
Oh wow Ive never heard him called that. Interesting! | It was in 21 Jump Street too so fans likely conflated the two | |
Significantly different. | Sure, but unless it's a Saudi prank they do have a bunch of money and everyone knows it | |
Yes Sir | Or, call me old fashioned, we do the ol' shoe or ban | |
you expect me to not say autistic shit? what sub is this | Okay that's a fair point | |
Correct me if I’m mistaken but I believe day trading rules don’t apply to options. | You are mistaken | |
She's a second rate rapper, so you're right I guess. | third rate | |
Tencent owns the world, idk what you're on about | Ali and Tencent then | |
Sir you may not know this but NASA sent a golf cart with man to Moon in 1970s and brought them back. Sending a car into orbit is not big deal. Take your punk ass out of here and keep jerking off that laminated poster of Enron Musk in your bedroom. | Yea but did Azealia send anything in space? | |
I have never heard of 'Mouser Electronics' but it's apparently [owned by Berkshire Hathaway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouser_Electronics). Does this matter at all? Probably not, or MU will go down 2%. | I work in Semiconductor industry and this doesn’t matter. Mouser is just a distributor for MU. If there is demand for MU’s products, it will funnel directly or through a distributor. Mouser is just gambling on the forecast by buying inventory and getting a “premium” for each product that they sell. | |
Every buyer needs a seller and no one in their right mind would sell puts. | Don't I just press buy in robinhood and then I buy the puts? | |
getting fucked hard by INTC | trump's tariff and pressure from competitors. | |
I remember the South Park guys talking about how they threw in a bunch of extra cursing and overall degeneracy in the first submission of the South Park movie so that they could 'fix it' after getting an NC-17 rating and release the movie as they intended. Movie ratings, like any other system, can be manipulated. | Matt snd Trey are genius with shit like that | |
Shaka, When the OTM calls expired | The brothers Lehman; their pockets empty | |
Smh don't they know it's Steve Jobs' illegitimate child who has the one trillion? | It's not his ex husband? | |
They are. But this is something else, as tesla is directly competing with oil. | Take the oil company’s money ez 200iq moves | |
Geek Stink Breath | Laptop is on fire. | |
Leverage | The fuck do crowbars have to do with any of this? | |
Aren't the consumer nvidia cards using Micron? | I hope so. If not, NickAMD and GI_Sniper will be sharing ROPE. | |
This is good for TSLA | fUnDiNg sEcUrEd | |
Not off the market, but it's on a strong downtrend. | Any idea why? In my experience they always produced the most reliable hard drives, so it's surprising to me. | |
Goddam I never get tired of that song. | I have both it and the Weezer cover on my playlist. Never gets old. Now I want Weezer to cover Steppin Out | |
...my mom almost got murdered for thinking she was an actual human being. | Did she learn? | |
Psst, Insider info: Saudis want Tesla to be exclusively electric, they just need Tesla to put built-in gasoline generator in the cars as only way to recharge. Win win. | Isn't part of the appeal of Tesla that you never have to buy another gallon of gasoline? I only know 1 Tesla owner because I live in the middle of nowhere but he said that's a big part of why he got it. | |
>he fell for the peak oil meme | Oil isn't magical ground juice. It won't run out but it will get prohibitively expensive to get out of the ground. | |
Ban if not true, must eat words REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | I'll show myself out when Saudi money buys Tesla at $420 a share. Not a penny less. | |
Akabra | Chupa Kabra? | |
What have your returns been like the last year? What were your bets? | Have been averaging about 50% returns for the past 3 years. Honestly all I’m doing is dumping my money into MSFT and V leaps. It’s not the sexiest but it makes me money | |
Positions? | 50% HUYA 50% IQ | |
Are you alive? | I'll live..small part of my portfolio, still holding the shares but sold ab half the calls Friday AM. Thx for checking on me | |
Wouldn't Microsoft and Google be a lot better at that and with complementary services that will multiply that value? | Yes but I was betting on post earnings enthusiasm after beating eps somewhat comfortably. Cheap asset to work with compared to Google and MSFT calls | |
I'm right there with you bud. 12/21 $110s here | Oh I went way further out. I have a bunch of 06/23/2019 $125C and I wish I bought more. I'm giving them time to reap the profits from the price increase on Office. | |
Means nothing. Look at all the target raises for $HEAR the morning after er. Anticipated $38 - its all fugazi | Are you comparing Turtle Beach with Salesforce? | |
Pissed I didn't BTFD earlier, hoping for another opportunity | I feel almost too lucky today, got calls right at the bottom of the dip, let’s hope it keeps going up | |
I'm in the 30's. I think we'll be okay after 8/23 and the rest of the quarter (if I don't get margin called). | This morning drop was a real ass clencher | |
Every world leader gets a failed war for free. | Just a big whoopsie | |
Up 30% since this morning since I read this. | Fuck. I hadn't been looking. Man I knew it! |
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