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Dad, is that you? He sent a text right after saying he would bump it up to that lol | What? How? | |
CPI report too | PPI was unchanged though, .2% below expectations | |
RIP LOL | How big of a loss | |
He played all 5 cards. And summoned gains. | Go fish. | |
Turkey exports 13% of it's steel yearly to the US which is around 1 million metric ton steel. | How much is that in terms of model-3s? | |
I am definitely better at picking football games than stock movement. | Tell me your next stock pick I want to bet against you. | |
The one and only indicator of time to buy call. | We just need Cramer to tell us to sell MU before we go balls deep | |
These would of been great as puts, you should try puts next time | Then we would see, MCHP blows past all time highs! | |
I sold my puts at market open for 4-5% profit and switched to longer calls. | Ouch | |
'Averaging down' on MU is like you get in line at Wendy's to get the premium tenders only to realize once you reach the register now you can only afford the nuggets McDonalds used to sell in the 1990s. | Still edible tho | |
Not even sure if this is average any more it's advance down syndrome | averging it down syndrome. I definitely have aids | |
They currently *are* manufacturing it a profit, and are coming along to the large numbers part. It just that shit takes time and wallstreet wants results NOW. | Well yeah generally investors want a return. Kinda the nature of it all | |
Ha could be, I will say I’m surprised it’s showing so much strength today but we’ll see if it can carry through and stay above $50 | $46 puts | |
Idk what it would look like but if I were to come I'd bring a couple buckets of KFC tenders | You seem like a pretty cool guy(?) wunderbreadv2 | |
If you were in his shoes and wanted break even what plays would you make--*cough* | Short TSLA | |
Yeah, finished a bit better than I expected. I was thinking about buying AAPL, but chickened out. | I was too. I didn't have any more free cash for all the calls I bought for MSFT and AMD. Easy money. | |
Eli5 pls | Big bomb go big boom | |
build a wall. power it with oil. Call it the 'PowerWall'! | Or light it on fire! | |
Oh you sweet summer child | Enlighten me Papi | |
Addicts and poor people. | Hows that 4 banger poverty package? | |
Haha. It was you! I will definitely be using the do the opposite of WSB strat from now on. Thanks for the idea. | It goes either way for me. I’m basically bullshitting my way through figuring out what options to buy and sell. But yeah Ruth seemed like an ok call, I should have held for a little longer though, I sold right away. | |
YY has historically fallen after ER so I would stay away from calls personally. I'm holding shares in HUYA as I believe it'll grow in the long term | No reason to stay away from calls, do an ITM calendar spread instead. | |
Have the turks ever apologized tor the whole genocide thing or are they still denying it? | still denying it. They still blame the US for that Coup attempt that only benefitted Erdogan as well. | |
Simpleton like yourself needs someone else to tell you what to do. Goldman Sachs analyst is just saying what has been known for months. | Don't listen to that guy... I think there's a good chance AMD will touch $25 by end of Q2 2019. | |
Thank you for the explanation. I understand much better now. Do you have any books/articles you can recomend for these sorta things? | If you want a good book about the fundamentals of investing, I'd recommend 'The Intelligent Investor,' by Benjamin Graham. Don't start with options, I don't want to go into why but they're just nearly impossible to make a profit on. This isn't really why anyone comes to r/wallstreetbets but the way you make money by investing is by making conservative and diversified investments that expect to perform about as well as the market very year. | |
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Saudis cant do it. It wont pass CFIUS as it involves battery technology and cross research R and D with SpaceX. This is cooked, its chap 11 from here. | how the fuck are they going to build gigafactories offshore then? | |
Brkb 270c bruh are u even trying... just send me your money next time | Dude I saw that and choked on my burnt downgraded tendies | |
I’m not sure. I can’t find copy of the complaint. None of the article I found name the lead plaintiff. | einhorn | |
? | Your BMW 320i. | |
You're short shares at what price? and sold puts, so what's your profit band? | Here's the whole position [https://imgur.com/a/w53uKyj](https://imgur.com/a/w53uKyj) | |
When the trader is in a margin call. | HA | |
I know I don't need to say it but Jesus Fucking Christ that's what you're doing with the last of your cash? | Now we know how he got to the last of his cash | |
down 11k total | I think you will make a million | |
You don't need level 2 access to see this data. This comes from StreetSmart Edge, which you can download for free with a Schwab account. When logged in to your account go to [https://client.schwab.com/secure/cc/trade/trading\_tools/sse](https://client.schwab.com/secure/cc/trade/trading_tools/sse) and follow the directions to download the application. | isn't this called Level 2 data? | |
is that bad for $MU? | Always | |
Puts or go fuck your mother. | That’s the spirit! | |
I’m not your pal, friend | I’m not your friend, mate! | |
Lmao your dumb ass is right where you belong | Hey I started last week 300 to 320 leave me alone lmao | |
All euro cars have shit reliability. If u want something to last buy a Toyota | Gm has always treated me well too. Fams only ever owned Toyota, GM companies, and Honda. Honda was worst but even then good | |
that is a very benign percentage for this sub | I realized that after posting. | |
Exactly. And if you don't understand why this is a programming nightmare..... | You won't fool the common man, kike | |
I doubt they’d let a two ton bundle of rebar in as a “paperweight” | tHaTs wHeRe Ur Wr0nG kIdDo | |
How is this going to return 500% by 8/17? | well, earnings are on 8/16 | |
Fuck you Morgan Stanley | What happened? | |
That’s what I’m saying man | Bubbly is awful | |
Yeah. I opened a really small position. Like less than 2% of my portfolio. My current portfolio is heavy on MSFT stock and long calls. I am banking on the cloud revolution. I am looking into CONE, COR, EQIX, and QTS. | were building qts data centers in chicago... like huge ones | |
What are you trying to say? That they rate it as a strong buy so that more people buy it so it has more volume and that way the firms make money? | You really think that someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies? | |
When a company files for bankruptcy, the Q is added at the end of the stock symbol by the SEC to warn investors to do their due diligence before buying the stock. Tesla shorts on twitter use it for Tesla because they think the stock is worthless and will be filing for bankruptcy at some point. | That doesn’t make sense, I put my life savings on TWTRQ but Twitter isn’t bankrupt | |
What's going to make it a nasty week? | The fact that the week is nasty | |
Google? | Magic leap, it was a small start-up not long ago promising to revolutionize augmented reality. Millions of dollars and years later with some amazing commercial simulated scenarios, no final product was delivered. | |
He put the money in space so it couldn’t be stolen | Trezor or Ledger? | |
You're beginning to frustrate me Warren.... you're talking your way around an easy question that illustrates the confusing nature of other countries use of commas..... Fahrenheit to Celsius is a conversion just about anyone can do.... Same goes for feet to meters..... but this comma situation we have going on is different because you can't tell me if I'm saying 1.035 or 1,035 | https://imgur.com/KNeuZ6k | |
Too many words, just tell me what to buy | 8/17 $MU $90Cs | |
Real Analysis and Set theory, not computer shit just math shit | Ah. I only made it up to Calc IV and diff eq. | |
Change it to 'The day I discovered I'm retarded'. | Isn't it the same thing? | |
r/personalfinance would have a collective aneurysm | Good | |
Nahh. I only trade once a day. 35-60 contracts depending on the premium. Usually try to catch momentum in the morning hours. Get my 10% and I'm done. | Fag | |
Would you buy FD puts on that? | No. Meaning renovating was probably up. HD would benefit from that. | |
How do you determine risk reward ratio? | The DD | |
Realistically though I think people try to buy EM melt downs to quickly, prob give this a while until it turns around and has some buyers/momentum come in | Wait until the cause of the melt down begins getting sorted. We aren't close to that. | |
SMOKE CRACK WITH ME BRO | can't fck my cuz tho, thas 4 me | |
You have to understand | We live in a Soviety | |
I'v learned from this year alone whenever the media or anybody says 'Amazon is in trouble' it is actually the farthest from trouble. And they must have so many enemies that they jump at the chance of a 1% dip, yelling from the rooftops that Amazon is declining, whilst conveniently forgetting the 2% growth it had the day before and the day after | Yeah, we'll hit peak Amazon at some point, but it isn't anywhere close yet.. 'course, even a whiff of revenue slowdown is going to tank the stock price for a while and nuke my portfolio, haha | |
I heard there's virtually no rape | I'm not interested then. | |
Why? They have a new model, what could go wrong? | nothing buy before it goes back up to 40 | |
Nice same here. I'm trying to discipline myself to cash out at 10% gains too actually on my daytrades. | Shoot higher. Make your dd worth more. | |
Yep, but you can only put in $5500 a year so.. | i can only afford $500 anyway | |
What is his '@' handle. Got a lot of hits for that name | I assume he means Bloomberg tic Tok | |
Can I get some info and source on depositing more than 5.5k a year? | If you deposited nothing in 2018 you can contribute towards 2018 until April 2019, you can also contribute towards 2019 starting Jan 1, 2019. So for that overlap you can technically get 2 years in. But that's still only 5500 a year, so it's only useful to get started. | |
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It, along with every other Chinese meme amd non-meme stock, need these two fucking cock knocking tiny dick fools to stop measuri g their tiny dongs and reach an agreement. Until then stay the fuck away from Chinese stocks | This is how you make money in the game. You buy the fear. | |
man bank stocks haven't moved much since last year. I'm not sure what to do with my bank picks. | I like the banks for a lot more rise, but I don't know if I like $SYF specifically. | |
Options are used for hedging and not to yolo with leverage, r-right? | Ni🅱️🅱️a where do you think you is | |
For people who don't want to go but are forced to go by their friends or family because they can still 'order a salad'. Forgot where I read that, but it's the actual strategical reason for including salads. | Aka people who usually don't spend money at McDonald's | |
Colorado licence plate, looks like Colorado, but no toll lane. Am confused. | Looks like I25 to me. there aren't any toll lanes running from Denver down to the springs and beyond. | |
Hey at least you got gains, 28 to 50k is great! I'm down 70% on my MU Jan 60 calls, which is all my portfolio. 22k paper loss atm. Feels bad. Forgot to follow my own rule of always selling at 20% loss - got fucked. Had some heavy life issues that made me forget about my portfolio for a while. Don't even bother selling them atm, though it would be smart maybe, idk what to do, pretty desperate rn. | When did you buy them and for how much? Still a lot of time until January... | |
They wouldn't have to import it if they made laptops in Turkey dumbass | Guess i need to work on my reading comprehention, got your comment wrong. | |
In the end all that matters is the absolute amount of what you invest, and he went balls in | $5k in lottery tickets would've been a way better 'investment' tbh | |
This would make good copy pasta | Holy shit you are right | |
There is a >0.5% chance he is a bot?? Fuckin shit, he IS a bot! | Either he is, or he isn't. 50/50 | |
Yeah I think a bunch of us have a ton of AMAT bags we have to unload. | Yep in 150 shares at 48, been tough. It goes up to 50 n u think it's back nope goes back down to 47 | |
Listened to the ATC recordings and it was really pretty sad. Still, doing a barrel roll in a stolen commercial aircraft while being chased by F-15’s is a much more fun way to go than the norm. | “I’ve played a lot of video games, I know what I’m doing”. “I wasn’t planning on landing this thing”. | |
We don't do that here | Wud he say >:( | |
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Stop using logic, it's clearly market manipulation. | Market maker, market manipulator, basically the same thing | |
Awww shucks, you got me! | Oooooo he got u good too | |
I love MSFT. I'm a simpleton, so I just sell puts until I get assigned (happens about every 8-10 put positions) and then I sell covered calls on the assigned shares until they are called away. Then I repeat. Been doing it for about two years now, and I've had very few losing positions (entirely from me exiting early because of itchy trigger finger). | What you are doing is the wheel, which is another great strategy. And it always seems to be that itchy trigger finger that gives me trouble as well. :( | |
a rusty bicycle bought on margin | With a NATIVE bumper sticker | |
I wonder where they got funding for this | Somewhere secure | |
Yeah, no. Look at that landing strip between the door and frame. Chuck Yeager could land the Sproose Goose between that. | its a tesla what do you expect | |
F U C K Y O U ... Don't tell me to relax... Lol | how many times a week do you masturbate? seems like you gotta pump those numbers | |
I perfer diet coke | this is why we need better mental health care. | |
What's the point of having fuck-you money if you don't get to say S3XY | Elon probably was watching too much billions and thought he was Bobby | |
You’ll just end up prematurely selling your shares anyways | Rekt. | |
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Looks like I25 to me. there aren't any toll lanes running from Denver down to the springs and beyond. | Judging from the traffic, I can confirm this is I-25 | |
I’ve read news stories of people going to jail in UAE over debt. He better pay up. | next to Meerkat meenavalli ... oh wait jk | |
I know it’s a shitpost, but what are your positions? Like 30 day? 60 day? What length of time did you think was going to be profitable? | Forget it, half the people who shitpost about MU probably don't even have a position and are just trying to 'fit in' this sub. | |
China man | Idk bro this Chinese kid in my class can do some advanced shit with numbers. |
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