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saudi did 9/11 | Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows it was Bush. | |
Why would you ever buy that? Unless you're playing weekly volatility, MSFT is gonna keep going up for years to come unless we're in a recession. | I was just joking. I have $MSFT 9/21 110s | |
??? he's talking about buying calls with exp. date in two weeks. | Wooooooosh | |
No leverage | Buy on margin then. | |
Is the /WSB’s or /options? Thank you for the rare kind explanation. | He really is a decent lad. | |
Allahu Akabara | Snackbar | |
I’m suing you if I don’t | Please refer to my lawyer for further responses | |
Yes | Interesting... | |
Does this tech company you create then lose money left and right? | That's the most important thing | |
The idea is buybacks will give some positive pressure. At this rate IMO it might be give a Plus 10-15%, so from $50 to $55 or $58. | Got it, MU $45 by EOY, but only after months of sideways trading to fuck all of the puts | |
K that was an hour ago | He's down half an hour ago | |
What's the worst that could happen? | They...they go up? That's the only option right? | |
Now I ask myself once more, why do I never listen :( | Because for every successful trade someone posts, there's 100 bull shit ones. More people lose money on this sub than gain most likely. | |
when it reaches the weekly/monthly high and volume starts to slow down | volume of trades? | |
Oof | I did fine | |
not at all. that and the SPXL are just me experimenting with really cheap options. | Love SPXL. Liquidity could be a little better though. Whatever you're doing keep it consistent. It's working. | |
As Warren Buffet always says: 'This time it is different.' | Narrator: It wasn't | |
Having trouble describing things... Hmm, must be hiring autistic employees. Long $AMZN | Long MU. You know where all that Amazon money will be going | |
It's $0.04 right now. Lol | fuck yes i’m up $0.01 | |
I hope you rolled your calls. Earnings aren’t until September | wtf | |
Turkey never helped out in any war yet when their economy starts shitting the bed we have to be responsible? Fuk dat shig | They pretend to be in NATO because CCCP but Soviets are no more so now we should just let them drown in their own demise. | |
Bought some June 2019 60s. Prolly shoulda done a different strike. | I bought $45s. Not any better. | |
No, latestagecapitalism is for bitches who are incapable of understanding that capital is a tool, and instead choose to whine about it online and occasionally make up signs and parade around in the streets for an hour or two before they get bored and go get high. | isnt that what you were doing | |
They have an AI which fills the scene in after just a small amount is rendered, then as more gets rendered the AI estimation is corrected, though it gets it so close you don't even notice this fix much at all. | So it's an improved method of getting an approximation of the final render. Again, I'm curious just how much efficiency is lost to slow render times. | |
If I had a time machine I wouldn't use it on turkey | I sure would. Dem gaaaainz | |
Now that you said who shall not be named, we’re gonna be down 2% today. | i am 100% downs... look at my extra chromosome, look at it! | |
Just learned options. Small account. Gives investment advice. | ...And had the foresight to profit off the latest big event in the global market. | |
Either a 10 bagger or nothing | I was up 60% on ge puts but I wanted to get my first 10 bagger so i held and they expired worthless. | |
I was going to mention there will be a pullback as the crisis abates. Hope you sold your puts yesterday. | I sold Friday. Waiting for this pullback to show weakness to buy back in | |
Fairy dust | \**whistles*\* | |
Not bad, I sold YY too early tho! | nice man, any more china stock you're shorting? | |
Sanjay's Twitter is dry like the Gobi desert | Dry like my lack of tendies | |
...nah. | Good. That just felt dirty. | |
Your dad moved into a shit boring neighborhood full of white yuppie stay-at-home moms like yours with nothing better to do than bitch 'till someone put it up? | Shut up you cuck | |
ya, im got puts on MOMO for next weeks ER | what exactly? I bought 1 Aug 27 $36 put.. | |
If you collect 12.50 a week in premium you make $650 a year on $5,000, a 13% gain. I know WSB would rather risk everything for a 300% gain though. | And that's if the stock doesnt move off of $50.50 for 12 months... average yearly upside is targeted for $80+ | |
That’s an interesting idea. Will do | Fucking fantastic | |
U mean $500k? | Ouch | |
What's that smell... I think... I think it's the smell of state university and arguments about how weed doesn't make you dumb | Stop trying so hard | |
Next fed meeting is a bit too close. I’m thinking 2020 election. | So you think its smooth sailing until the election? | |
One word - cyclical. | Please stop with the cyclical excuse | |
It's in my nature | Get some help | |
Isn't part of the appeal of Tesla that you never have to buy another gallon of gasoline? I only know 1 Tesla owner because I live in the middle of nowhere but he said that's a big part of why he got it. | What's a joke | |
lol earnings run up coming aaaaaaaany second now... right guys?.... | Aaaaaaaany second now | |
Truth 😔 | you get a gold star for your effort | |
As the story goes. | guy puts it in a plastic sleeve so he can wipe the cum off easier this time. | |
You’re up after ER? Meaning you bought puts after it beat earnings and raised guidance ? | It's the only right thing to do in this market | |
This seems wrong but I don’t know enough about autism to dispute it | Fine, SQQQ then. | |
I assumed that one was a given. | Yeah this is chemically enhanced autism | |
This is why your portfolio is not profitable. You'd rather hold onto your loss than reach out for potential gains. | MU will go up any day now | |
It is, which is why I buy MSFT stock. It's my set it and forget it stock | I like getting short term ITM MSFT calls because they always have tiny premiums and it's basically taking 100x exposure for free. | |
Time to do some real DD, baby. It's not that hard to find. | Fuck you asshole, ain’t got time for that. Just tell us | |
Time to margin our house and wife to buy at p/e 1. | How do you margin a wife? | |
Didn't think of that. Cotton paper is better choice | Amen. Old greenbacks, before all the security strips and fancy ink? So luxurious. | |
I assumed he was implying I lived there | With your parents? | |
wtf | Posted on their website like 2 days ago. Everything else prior were just estimates on the date | |
Jesus Christ me too. | This\^ | |
What does HMNY stand for? I googled but lost still. | H money | |
Salute to fellow MU er. As a true WSBer , you have to lose money on MU call and keep BTFD no matter what. | what if you lost a lot of money on puts and kept STFR (selling the fucking rally) and of course the one week it drops you don't have a single position? | |
You don't experience the same range of YOLO emotions without skin in the game | In all honesty, most of us who do YOLO slowly become desensitized to the outrageous swings in position value, so its kind of a wash. | |
I came in my own ass watching this. | Everyday we stray further from God’s light... | |
Go away virgin | No u | |
You might need a $SHE or $ROPE. | Try both. | |
I feel like IB has a steep learning curve, and is great for professional trades who have a significant amount of time to invest into their trading. TW is great for retail investors, which I am assuming most of us are. Really easy interface to learn and work with. | I use IB and I don't plan to move from them, but I will absolutely agree their interface is painful. It's significantly cheaper than most other options, but given TW is equal or better there, TW sounds like a great option. | |
Is that a female Donald Trump? | Producer Michael | |
Closer to expiration likelihood higher if ATM or ITM. Manage risk aggressively as you only get one or two warnings from your broker before they close up shop with you. You want those to be high $ values to make it worth it ;) | fuck I got assigned on OTM $F days before expiration. they knew something I didn't because I ended up losing money | |
Damn looks like I nailed this call...typical PGNX. Nothing has changed. | Rough lol. I think we bounce back.. eventually. My $10 calls still have until November but man management is garbage | |
This is bad for MU | Everything’s bad for MU | |
Agreed. 2019-2020 is what I am looking at | I'm thinking that a dem win in Nov might trip it out. A trump loss in 20 would be the next trigger. | |
Ask the vix and fb guys that survived 'what is the difference between options and margin' | never forget the long xiv 'no downside' posters. | |
I’m planning on selling it tomorrow during the early morning volume, but I’m not sure where to move my money to is what I meant. I like AMD long term, but this upcoming earnings scares me a little | Dude just pony up the $1300 and hold those suckers tight | |
you know multiple death-by-masturbation stories? okay. | It's in various tabloid news every once in a while. | |
I have Gold. It queues the sell order but doesnt execute | Did you try turning it off and back on again? | |
this post aged poorly | Fucking gross margins | |
I do | If it keeps this run up it's just gonna be the typical sell event after ER. | |
im just waiting for a bigger spike, got no fills yesterday | dunno if there will be another spike. Im hoping there wont be lol. | |
Shadowbanned from Tinder damn how ugly are you? On a scale from Shrek to Quasimodo where would you land? | I look like the Elon musk Tesla swimsuit picture | |
I truthfully hope they hang his ass. I had zero position when this happend tho. I think what he did was bullshit and the only people that wouldnt agree were the ones that were going long. | The only thing gonna hang are Elon’s brass balls | |
I honestly don’t think that a lot of hype is priced into the stock. In fact, $ATVI has been a red-headed stepchild since fuckin earnings, getting walloped. That’s why the surprise factor for a high sales number could be good. This is also a swing trade for me, 5 shares. Liquidating by Friday most likely | ATVI is way oversold right now, I definitely agree. I was in at $67 a few months ago and might just add to my position if it durdles around this 70 level much longer. It's an $80+ easy, just a laggard right now. | |
#MeToo | learn how to format, pleb \#MeToo | |
Well I don’t know about that. They got some hot third world country pussies on cam. | Sauce? | |
Damn that AH jump is wild. Wonder how crazy the premiums will be tomorrow | I'm thinking 12-15x. They both only have 1 month contracts and of course these expire Friday. Might look at the Septembers. | |
We are here for a reason. | And it’s not because we made 40k off a trade | |
That's what credit cards are for. You never need immediate liquidity for emergencies | but what about 10% to get bonded out? | |
Just checking in. Still grateful? Lol | Yeah grateful enough, though ive managed to lose most of it through my own skills and abilities | |
Depends. If wsb forgets about mu, it could be 60 end of week | Nah, I've got $52 FD calls, 60 is safe | |
Everyday we stray further from God’s light... | least he felt something | |
Try both. | #metoo | |
It's up, for those that are curious. The only thing bringing amzn down is a broad market pull back. | Even then it doesn’t dip as dramatically as the broad market | |
🍆 🤚 👍 | #💩 | |
OMG theta is a dollar amount. Holy shit I amaze myself everyday | You amaze us too, /u/xzftsg_nv | |
I might just do that :) | The problem with that is soon enough you can’t figure out which is your original thought or the opposite. | |
plz explain this one | he bent daddy Elon over and called him a bitch. 20 times in a row. At first Elon resisted, before succumbing to his homosexual desires. | |
No but you see they have no Moat. DRAM production scales up just as easily as lumber /s. | you have to understand | |
Because Ford isn't going out of business and will only grow with electric trucks etc.. | And self-driving vehicles. | |
The moment ill short this cunt it wull go up... its like it knows your fears of losing tendies. | Remember when AMD dropped real hard before it went up. I wonder if this is going to happen to Micron. Right when everybody gave up on AMD the shit skyrocketed | |
Nobody tell him | nObOdY TeLL hiM! | |
brah you realize SQQQ aint going higher than when you bought it by now, unless we see a recession bigger than 2008, like next year | It’s chill | |
No idea dude. At first I thought it was a RH glitch but it never corrected. The stock price couldn't have moved enough to lose 10% in <5 mins, all other factors considered. It was stable for most of the afternoon in the 71.20-71.30 area. | Someone probably wrote a lot of calls | |
Listen, I saw it parked at my hotel, immediately thought of you guys, with the constant autism jokes and weekly suicide threads. Admittedly, hugely inappropriate anywhere else, i wouldn't even share the joke with my friends as I got in the work truck but really didnt think this would piss someone off in THIS sub of all places. | I'm not pissed. I just don't want WSB jokes impacting people's actions IRL. I'd hate to see someone take it further and it's a slippery slope. You're cool. |
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