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I mean you can’t buy anything if you don’t think that, we just forget we’re buying glorified loto tickets with no dd | Good point. All in Mu | |
yes. | No | |
Buy $300k worth of $ON | Why tho? | |
Only on Wednesday nights | i've been calling this phone number repeatedly but no one seems to be home | |
This is how you make money in the game. You buy the fear. | 'When the streets are red with blood, that's when you do blood angels in the middle of the road and hope you don't get AIDS'- Warren B | |
Lol an 8. | Elon thicc af boi | |
Good DD can probably turn it in your favor 60/40. Which is a hell of a lot better than 50/50. | Agreed. Maybe even 70/30. It only goes so far, but gut instinct and DD are a pretty powerful combo | |
Retards hate cops for whatever reason | Like what to they support as the alternative? Couple of fat ass dykes with dyed hair missing an arm and giving tickets for being white or some shit? | |
Not sure I agree about LSC being a troll sub, at least not anymore. This past year I've noticed a lot of idiots spilling over into comment sections and unironically blaming capitalism for everything under the sun. | My favorite was when people were blaming “capitalism” because of micro transactions in the latest Star Wars Battlefront. If you need any more proof that these are all just children demanding free shit I don’t know what’s wrong with you. | |
Serious question: how much of the IQ million is your net worth? | About 200% | |
Me too even though I made good money buying puts on apple last week | More puts this week me thinks. | |
No worries. It was a dickish comment meant in a complimentary way, if that makes sense. | Stop this faggotry plz | |
Stupid people have a way of making their problems your problems. | Truer words have never been spoken | |
Are they though? | That vulva looks locked down to me. | |
If Musk and Trump quit Twitter tomorrow the platform would collapse overnight. | Plot twist: both join WSB | |
Buy their new shorts merch | I would wear the shit out of that | |
amazon is pretty much the only player in the US. in china theres Taobao from alibaba JD and a new one that i forget its name. not saying JD will not take off but dont be so confident and do your DD | JD is huge and they’re growing internationally. The middle class is growing in China also. I think you should research the growth, technology, and investments the company has done before doubting them. They have LARGE investments with Google and Walmart. | |
isn't this called Level 2 data? | Yes, you're right; this is level II data. For some reason I thought you were referring to access to different [levels of trading](https://imgur.com/a/h76emFG). | |
I guess you and /u/PCDevine can check out tradezero... no options though, just free limit orders. Careful fucking with 6:1 margin though... it will fuck you right back. | Don't know if I should thank you or swear at you, my free cash is supposed to be for a downpayment... | |
How much is that in the Lira? | 0 tendies :( | |
You meant day trading, surely | Surely | |
Shut up you sensitive fuck | Mad | |
He doesn’t understand limit orders so you start talking about “bid ask spread” as if that part should be obvious... lol. Good explanation, but you probly scared him away from stocks forever. | Well, this ain't no place for pussies. | |
stop cucking yourself | stop trading options | |
Implying I have a net gain for this year | Then you are buying other shit to lock in tax losses? | |
U | S | |
Well if you know what you know now, then you don’t have to go to school or do jack shit if you’ve already had some education | I can't even remember how to do Long Division not to mind all the other stuff i learnt in school. | |
At 4.99$ per 20 that would be just under 25 cents a nug so if he lost 9$ he lost out on like 36 nugs maybe a few less counting tax. Rip tendies | Chicken tendies | |
I’d say that you look like a Swedish Meatball but then I’d just wanna eat u | LONG $IKEA | |
Meh if you think the right is a bunch of Nazis you're a part of the problem | Unite the right is mostly Nazis though. 'Jews will not replace us', marching with torches, swastikas etc. They're not even hiding it. | |
Rate of inflation only exceeds estimate by one hundredth of a percent right? And trade war with China is sucking ass, so I get that. But I really doubt any effect will come to bear from turkey situation. | You may want to familiarise yourself with the Argentinian and Russian defaults and the havoc they wrought on the financial markets. Contagion. When global banks look like they might get multi Billion dollar losses there is a knock on effect to how much they lend out, which effects everything. Everything is connected. | |
Fucking turkey mother fuckers fuck gobble gobble my balls | I bought a put on TUR because of autism. Will it keep going down? | |
What action plan is that? Sustained prayer? | Haha. | |
Good point. All in Mu | That's the spirit | |
Well he’s making $8000 payments monthly, seems like he can afford it. | That's not USD | |
this is why we need better mental health care. | I know right? Coke Zero is way better than Diet Coke. | |
If u see Eur.usd go up at the same time es is going up u mite want to reconsider what u mean by dip buying | The Euro market is such a pile of dog shit. | |
Sports betting is also on the table | Normally it's not hte casinos that get into sports betters it's companies like IGT | |
Don’t you mean dryships | If only I could go back in time and short drys, tops, hmny and that bitch Diana from the top | |
The only mods that have WSB beat on the whole 'not being pocket dictators' thing are the r/libertarian mods, who literally are too libertarian to bother doing anything. | I love that subreddit. Its hilarious to see a very antigovernment post or hardline libertarian stance and then see the most upvoted comment is tearing that stance to pieces. It reminds me of this place, sometimes. | |
Day trading is retarded, and basically a last resort for bad decisions or extreme jumps and drops. Staying under 4 is fairly easy. | I make a $50-$200 a day just day trading, it's not hard. | |
And...I'm banned now! | Lol that was an entertaining journey. What a ridiculous sub | |
Was gonna buy 8/17s, knew I’d get fucked so a single feb 2019 $20 call. | Holding a few of those feb 19 :) | |
i've been calling this phone number repeatedly but no one seems to be home | Good luck | |
You also have to keep in mind before the tweet the price was already at the sub $350s. Production scaling and driving increase in sales is what makes companies grow. Tesla is spending dollar for the dollar as a start up would and investors are fine with it. This “publicly” traded company is backed by investors as if its still private. The price per share will only go up from here on out. Wait for tesla to be “really” publicly traded | Yes, because he said it would be profitable in q 3 and q 4 production does not equal profit, if your making things non efficiently then the gains are wiped out. | |
Fuck you | No, *fuck you.* | |
Thanks, I agree he is a genuis but even they fail nobody is perfect and it is hard when you have so many things going on, I just think the whole going private is a ruse to punish shorts, not sure why he even cares the best revenge is success. | These people have been materially hurting his company's progress and slowing down his vision. If nothing else, he just wants to shake them off so Tesla can prosper as fast as possible. I dont think he's obsessed with revenge. He seems obsessed with advancing mankind and these people are just speed bumps that dont need to be there. | |
What is everyone’s fear with Ath’s? | New investors want to get in at a good price, so they see a stock at ATH and can't comprehend that their may be more upside. | |
This is wall street bets not fundamental based investing with low risk | If you're that much of a gambling degenerate, go to Vegas or Atlantic City or some shit and just sit in front of the slot machine all day. It's essentially the same thing, but you'll lose money far slower, and you might actually make money. | |
Yeah the one that was screenshotted from Instagram. | I just made it known. | |
I should mention I sold 9 calls and bought 26 puts at $9.50 so everybody should relax that it won't go below $9.50 | Christ you are fucking retarded | |
what does FD mean? | First day. Basically exactly what it sounds like. Buying a option call or put the first day it's available. Normally cheaper but have a high IV (imaginary value) making it a good long term buy. | |
Please keep $MU out ya mouth | Don’t mention $SQ while you’re busy shutting your pie-hole, too. | |
you're right, i should buy a long trailer for my yacht | Long trailers you say? Where can I buy options for the these? | |
Why is it always the podcast subs that devolve into these weird extremist gathering spots? | They weren't a podcast | |
I’m just saying his write up doesn’t make sense and reads like it has a lot of spin. He publicly tweeted based on a verbal that he got from the Saudi fund manager? I can just see a lot of powerful people being very angry at Musk. | and not even clearly a verbal- just deep interest or more general intent, but nothing that could be considered solid or 'secured.' Unless they actually proposed comprehensive frameworks that may seriously work, this is tapdancing | |
Don't like it, leave. | Mwah | |
Profit is profit my dude. Over time we get more money like this. Good fuckin trade. | Thanks man. Im glad I did it too. Looks like i might get to jump back in this afternoon | |
Interactive Brokers LLC | TDAmeritrade has it if you're too poor for IB I believe. | |
Into the US* | Bin Laden had some really interesting ideas on transportation. | |
Hate to break it to you, but that app is one of THE most used ways to pay for stuff in China. | Maybe my comment wasn't clear, 3 hour average is fucking huge. Wechat is huge. | |
Yes | You smart | |
$TSLA still down an hour into trading, hmmm | Cuz if you read it, funding isn't secured, it's vaguely promise. | |
I sell toner cartridges and paper for a living and can tell you, this is NOT a done deal, just like my deal with the local Statefarm branch manager. This will fall through, just like my deal once he realized the pricing was only for the first order and would go up 1.5x next month. | How are things going at dunder mifflin | |
I don't believe you | Antifa people being cunty babies.. what's not to believe? | |
I think he means Glory of Kings, which is Arena of Valor in the US. | What the fuck is Arena of Valor | |
Plot twist. Its spare hundred dollar note left lying there for when the hookers bring coke. | Back up hooker and coke money. Talk about style points and planning. | |
You had me at cocaine good sir | Buy $COKE | |
Good shit man! I play some FDs and monthly options. The premium on the long dated calls are something I want to eventually play. | Yea. If you can stomach dropping 4-7k on a single option then it’s worth it. If you want something at the money further out then get ready to drop like 10k. That’s a bit too much for me to stomach. | |
And people here think we are autistic... | People here are right. | |
You mean $50 | $5 | |
You'd be surprised... I saw people on Twitter & Facebook talk about how crazy it is that **STEVE JOBS** has **1 TRILLION** dollars in his bank account. I cried. | Smh don't they know it's Steve Jobs' illegitimate child who has the one trillion? | |
$ROPE | But are you Long or short $ROPE? puts OTM? Calls? | |
Someone wants out bad. | yeah dis [boi](https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?action=getcompany&CIK=0001548760) sellin' all day long every day three times a day, non-stop dumpin' worthless paper like he scared of it | |
'Respected Analysts' hahahahah shit, good one, OP. | I, too, am excited to pre order the short shorts my challenged friend. | |
One is not like the others.. | ...the wall doesn't exist? | |
Does it say qqq is falling past 179 today because that'd be great. | I'm not on my computer right now, but just eyeballing the options on it, probably not. | |
How's that going for you? | Meh, sold at a small loss. | |
Reported. | Welp, time to go buy some 8/17 MU 90Cs, I guess | |
MU is the most solid company I know, by september it will be at $90 a share without a doubt. | September? How about 8/17 bitch boi | |
I don't think terrorism is the concern, having the most prolific alternative energy company being owned by foreign oil billionaires is what might turn off most fans about this deal. | Mixed with Saudi’s being complete pieces of shits when it comes to human beings. | |
I’ve always wanted to visit over there and see what it’s like. If they’re in, I can afford a dope trip over to thank them. | It's 125 degrees, but don't worry, it's a \*dry heat\* | |
you might be a little early on this move, but overall I like it. | i'm never gonna get the timing 'right right', and i have 4 months to get it right... just seems way low for my understanding of how JNUG behaves under regular conditions | |
I didn't say bad. I said it doesn't add value | It can absolutely add value to the company. Please Google. | |
FDs are fine as long as you have a decently thought at plan. And that plan should include not holding for very long, closing at 50%-100% profit, not getting greedy. | There is no plans to FD's, it's hoping the stock moves the direction you need it to and being fucked if it doesn't. That being said I am all about the FD life it's just too entertaining. | |
jfc when did you open that position | July 23rd. | |
I'm actually not sure, lots of other sources don't include that step. | How is the actual equation stated? Is it the stock price multiplied by the .85 or by the whole equation? I tried googling this myself but, don't see it mentioned on tastytrade | |
I can lose 40 bucks. | $40 could have bought you some Faggies but, instead you chose a shit stock worth nothing. How about you sell the stock, give me the $40, and I kick you in the nuts. Sound good? | |
Free. Fucking. Money. | I tried it again and might get bit. | |
Dude, HMNY is straight up market manipulation and it will go bust. You don't have a potential whale on your hands, you have 5000 that will continue to depreciate. | Oh well. | |
Brintoul is being a weakling. I'd also like to know when he lied other than this stupid tweet. | How about the one about producing 500,000 vehicles in 2018? Or was that just a case of “overpromising” and not actually lying? | |
mainly taketh tho | pretty much taketh | |
They already did. Stop losses kicked in after the tweet and some $2.1b was lost by short sellers | So why would you be so dumb to bet against the success of tsla? | |
Jokes on you, I actually looked into it last month, but didnt go in because of its dying sector and the fact that I have never ever bought a thing from that store. | ford isnt a dying company? | |
is 3x leveraged... | lol | |
Thanks man. Im glad I did it too. Looks like i might get to jump back in this afternoon | Must be happy you sold now, yikes. | |
read his letter? he does have funding from the Saudi Sovereign Fund, only thing he needs to do is get the major shareholders on board. | No he doesn't. He has a letter from a Nigerian prince. | |
Whats your new strategy? | stop losing money | |
People are literally too stupid to click the icon in the top-right for that information. | We call those profitable people. | |
Twitch had very low numbers on the game, I don't expect many sales, people are spending all their shit in Fortnite skins. | My bro has spent well over $200 on skins. I don’t get it but whatevs. |
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