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It was a $15 call on Monday and went cheaper yesterday... What I paid doesn't matter as far as what it costs today though.	Bought the same out of boredom on Monday. Wish I bought more than one
G	O
I can't deny nor confirm those accusations. Funding secure.	Got puts after open
Have you seen the last two price spikes before earnings.	Why Jans over Octobers or September 28ths if you were planning on doing that?
The bastards	Imagine the pressure we could put on them to be open on Sunday....
top 15, 80k/year crazy	Cool, you can pay for half a year now!
8/17 MU 90$	Great idea. What could go wrong?
why visa? and why is it dipping?	Because consumer spending continues to beat expectations, Visa continues to make money hand over fist, and because the market as a whole is down so Visa followed for no good reason. Buy ATM calls for 2+ months out literally any time there's a dip over $1.
You should listen to your mom. She's a smart lady.	and prob sexy too
i bought 75 puts at the top yesterday and was a fucking idiot and sold this morning at a loss i don't even know how I managed to do that	That made me feel better lol I am sorry for your loss
SH. Fuck you	I see 3 contracts for the dec 2020 $225 spy put... is that you?
Nigga u just can't throw random terms out there	Look at where you are.
Sitting at 41% as we speak. Wanna close it because I’m just not this lucky but don’t want to burn a day trade and I feel like it’ll hit 180 in a weeks time too.	Use the day trade. That's what they're for.
What does any of that mean?	lmfao
Ah shit. My dad fought for the spicy 🔥 🔥 🔥	The plain will rise again!
Pots stocks are the new bubble.	New? Yeah, maybe in 2014.
Goodbye	I read this in the AOL voice.
Wdc has a lot more debt than mu. In my opinion wdc is the autistic cousin of mu that caused both to trade like shit	Also WDC is not in DRAM, which accounts for the majority of MU’s revenue. The WDC downgrade was about NAND supply (and by extension pricing) concerns because MU can go lower than WDC while maintaining margins. No mention of similar DRAM concerns.
Just bought 111 shares of MU and 11 contracts 9/14 51C @$.98. Hoping for a turn!	With absolutely zero insight, I see it hitting $45 before it closes above $52.50 again.
Why they gotta be that way? Just make delicious tendies and hate everyone equally ✌	[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A\_same-sex\_marriage\_controversy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A_same-sex_marriage_controversy)
You have time to hedge and go for a put now. Something tells me nflx bear run is far from over.	I did. 312 break even price 8/24 cost 730. Praying for a dump
Yeah, Yahoo Finance app.	Yahoo talking about other people's suicide
Agreed. The whole contagion thing is dumb. It’s nothing like Greece where you had banks all over Europe with massive exposure to their shitty debt.	Spanish, French and Italian banks are exposed to Turkish debt afaik. Nothing like the greek crisis tho
what expiration? the IV is up there	getting greedy on my 8/31's. I was looking to exit at 200% but I'm going to have to settle is seems
Monster University socks?	Molestor State University
Just making history, that's all.	I’ve got 100 shares at an average price of $13.97, so believe me, I’m pulling for you.
I agree, markets freaking out over some shit hole country saying they don't want our cars and some other random garbage. Erdogan can shove it up his ass!	Green thursday reversal confirmed!
Can confirm. Lost my shorts with micron. Apparently, I just hate money because I bought another round of options that are already down 50%.	pulse check
How do options normally play out?	You lose all your money
What if I already give handies in Applebees?	You'll have to move to a Waffle House.
Because you got high	Nah da dup datta dah.
That he's willing to admit to.	I'm gambling with $200 of my last student loan check, AMA.
Clearly you've never heard of the fabled $MU	Can't get those (or any) returns with $MU
30k is life changing? Get a fucking job.	I’m a 20 year old student so this is huge ;)
Take the L? No... I've been taking the D from MU for so long, I don't know how to live any other life. [Thank you, Daddy. May I have another?](https://imgur.com/a/eOHe5EW)	My condolences homie. Are you going to keep holding?
Average down while you have a chance!	Blessed be $MU who gave /u/gkdjsl the chance to average down even more.
NAND contract and DRAM spot (but not contract) prices down from record highs == the sky is falling	DRAM prices are up 1% this month.
Jesus christ dude everything about this picture is depressing	Can't even see the 45 dollars in commissions I paid...
What are those?	IDK go open literally any thread yesterday or last week
I used to really like them, but they've taken a nosedive in quality.	I agree. Some spots are still top notch though.
That sounds like a contract-heavy portfolio. My holdings are ~60-70% straight equities and I'm still getting shafted.	You might as well put it all into your ally account you pussy
Oct	What's your strike on those bad boys?
what about JD? $20 eoy?	$2
Hold the scallions, please, add avocado unless it costs extra	Real question here, is there anywhere it doesn't cost extra?
You spelled 'crinkle fries' wrong. But when you said 'beyond fire' I knew what you were taking about...	Ok yeah chicken isnt near as bad as their fries. I like the toast with combos though, just wish they weren't so damn pricy. It's just chicken and bread...
Traunch Tendies, if you will.	Investment grade tendies
If you pay me in MU 90 calls I'll fix it for you.	I also love working for free.
No way.. Zil is going to kill ETH	And my startup is going to kill Google
I always read it on my lunch break, good for some giggles	I only hang out on the Mu board these days, great place
First one's always free.	My first one costed me $1200, where can I request a refund
ex-date?	ex-dividend date, you need to own the stock (settled) by this date to get the dividend.
Hows that short compared to the rest of the market m8	Stop is set at 104 so we’ll see 🤔
CGC does	I know (now)
what's that? short AAPL?	determine who supplies Apple with those wonky Apple logos and long them
Most pot stocks were up today.	Because of Weed...
It's $AMZN, would you rather buy puts?	AMZN puts is like betting again John Cena in a payperview
Yahoo talking about other people's suicide	Proof that part of tech is not self aware yet.
Do not speak that way about the oracle	But $ORCL is down too.
How did you lose money on CRSP btw? It only seemed to go up since 2016	I bought it about 4 months back and recently it dropped about 10 percent I think, same with EDIT
Had fun with my 8/17 12.5s	Same. Sold my January 10 10s too though. Just wanted out even though the gains where minimal.
Does this count for r/beingafaggot? If so, crop me the fuck out I got secrets and don't want anybody outside of WSB to know my homosexuality.	r/homosexualrage
Sadly college tuition is a bull market	I can't wait until that shit crashes
To be fair, I think we all got fucked today.	Mr. Market took my virginity today
When exactly ARE things good all over the world? Please enlighten us as to when this mythical golden age existed. Fact of the matter remsins that the past 6 years have been, by FAR the most prosperous and peaceful time in human history.	2016 we had spicy nuggets at Wendy’s.
TSLA is a play it never for me	Me too fam. Me too.
proof or ban	You really need proof for a 350 dollar bet
I don’t even mind bruh	When life gives you -23k in a week, make eggplant parm
Wait till it happens to your child	Lol I'll abort it before then
Easier to load with my shitty Tmobile reception.	T Mobile? You might as well strap an antenna to your head and sit on the roof of your car
Sherlock Holmes over here	I got a YouTube ad for HIV medication so I’m like two levels ahead of you
Amazon is holding insanely well no matter what. I rarely see It dropped more than 2% these days.	Yup scoop on the 2% dip and buy weeklies or shortly after. Guy just posted that’s his strat the past few weeks and he’s up some crazy %
All indicators would suggest that you are	What TA indicators are you using on this faget? I’ll sign up for private lessons
So... How's this going?	$21,589 of my life savings up in flames, and that's just so far. I'm in this for the long haul.
implying stocks don't shit the bed in whatever industry amazon enters.	Yes I think he has pull but cheeto man can just pump one tweet
She’s just some clout chasing hoe looking for easy retweets	That’s retarded
And my startup is going to kill Google	Say no more. I'm ready to pump everything I got into your stocks. What's it called?
If they're shorting Amazon they're already beyond help	5D chess where you short amazon because your package was a day late
Seriously though is xanax and adderall a combo people take? Wouldnt it just be less effective for both of do you they just take more to compensate for that?	I do sometimes. In social situations adderall allows me to focus, and Xanax takes away the anxiety of socializing. When I was single it was like a magical concoction that allowed me the confidence needed to get laid several times I probably otherwise wouldn’t have. Now, I sometimes do it when I need to power through terrible brokerage calls that I have zero desire to make.
I'm waiting this week out mostly, gonna see how things look by the end of tomorrow/Friday, but I'm likely buying back into them. The fact they're weathering all this so well is just great.	225 by EOY, my autism infested hunch is that this iphone cycle will be BIGLY
No rip, been playing options with AMZN all week. Must've missed my post the other day. Literally free money	What do you buy, just like ITM calls with expiry 9/21?
100x revenue	Get outta here nerd
But is the most you can lose the $160 in this case or can you lose more?	With some options trades there is theoretically no limit to your losses, but in this case, buying calls, the $160 was the maximum he could lose.
As you should. 99.9% of people on this forum have 0 clue. Lock that shit up, come back in 5 years and enjoy your life.	Cheers brother
Tik Tok is smashing it - you'll hear that name a lot more in 2019	Eh until bytedance goes public not much action can be had there.
trading on emotion = good	yolo too
I didn't support the petition to ban until your comment.	dang
Fuck it, just bought 8/31 107Cs	u guys are fucked
I don't think the bloody week is over in terms of the SPY. TSLA it was a cheap put and with it so volatile figured maybe I could luck out	You really think TSLA could tank 20% in the next 2 days? It went down not even 3% when it was confirmed the SEC is investigating Musk lol
Diet Oil flavored with Splenda®	I only fill up with organic oil
I dumped my BABA call yesterday at roughly a 60% loss.	Would hold mid term baba calls tho
just dropout and take the $150k in loan money and gamble it	If the banks are willing to gamble on me, I should be able to gamble on blackjack
Goodbye.	Old
I did. 312 break even price 8/24 cost 730. Praying for a dump	Just out of curiosity (and for the record I think that particular bet will be profitable) do you only do far otm for the cheapness or what?
You didn’t actually have the risk you asked about, but you didn’t KNOW that at the time so for all you knew you exposed yourself to thousands of dollars of risk for fun before thinking to learn how it works first. If that’s how you’re gonna keep going about this then you’re fucked	Fair enough, I’ll admit I didn’t even consider it a possibility until after I have already sold them. I suppose this dose mean I rushed into it and will hit the breaks for now and learn as much as I can before starting again.
Get outta here nerd	Haha ok
Yeah I bought some last night before I went to bed. I live in Korea (North Obv).	Gotcha. I’m all in on calls so thanks for your money/taking my money
Nahh. Just joined last week. But hey, feeling better already	Leave.
Pretty sure you invalidated the fortune when you ripped it. Don't quit your day job, pal.	Go back to /r/personalfinance
Cause too many people are fucking weak little shits. Had everything handed to them and the first sign of trouble they panic. Some turn to Prozac, others marijuana, and the weakest choose the rope.	You sound like my co-worker
Thank you. Just like HMNY wasn’t $5k a share last fall.	Exactly, highest it ever was on a per share basis was like $37.

It was a $15 call on Monday and went cheaper yesterday... What I paid doesn't matter as far as what it costs today though.

Bought the same out of boredom on Monday. Wish I bought more than one

G

O

I can't deny nor confirm those accusations. Funding secure.

Got puts after open

Have you seen the last two price spikes before earnings.

Why Jans over Octobers or September 28ths if you were planning on doing that?

The bastards

Imagine the pressure we could put on them to be open on Sunday....

top 15, 80k/year crazy

Cool, you can pay for half a year now!

8/17 MU 90$

Great idea. What could go wrong?

why visa? and why is it dipping?

Because consumer spending continues to beat expectations, Visa continues to make money hand over fist, and because the market as a whole is down so Visa followed for no good reason. Buy ATM calls for 2+ months out literally any time there's a dip over $1.

You should listen to your mom. She's a smart lady.

and prob sexy too

i bought 75 puts at the top yesterday and was a fucking idiot and sold this morning at a loss i don't even know how I managed to do that

That made me feel better lol I am sorry for your loss

SH. Fuck you

I see 3 contracts for the dec 2020 $225 spy put... is that you?

Nigga u just can't throw random terms out there

Look at where you are.

Sitting at 41% as we speak. Wanna close it because I’m just not this lucky but don’t want to burn a day trade and I feel like it’ll hit 180 in a weeks time too.

Use the day trade. That's what they're for.

What does any of that mean?

lmfao

Ah shit. My dad fought for the spicy 🔥 🔥 🔥

The plain will rise again!

Pots stocks are the new bubble.

New? Yeah, maybe in 2014.

Goodbye

I read this in the AOL voice.

Wdc has a lot more debt than mu. In my opinion wdc is the autistic cousin of mu that caused both to trade like shit

Also WDC is not in DRAM, which accounts for the majority of MU’s revenue. The WDC downgrade was about NAND supply (and by extension pricing) concerns because MU can go lower than WDC while maintaining margins. No mention of similar DRAM concerns.

Just bought 111 shares of MU and 11 contracts 9/14 51C @$.98. Hoping for a turn!

With absolutely zero insight, I see it hitting $45 before it closes above $52.50 again.

Why they gotta be that way? Just make delicious tendies and hate everyone equally ✌

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A\_same-sex\_marriage\_controversy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A_same-sex_marriage_controversy)

You have time to hedge and go for a put now. Something tells me nflx bear run is far from over.

I did. 312 break even price 8/24 cost 730. Praying for a dump

Yeah, Yahoo Finance app.

Yahoo talking about other people's suicide

Agreed. The whole contagion thing is dumb. It’s nothing like Greece where you had banks all over Europe with massive exposure to their shitty debt.

Spanish, French and Italian banks are exposed to Turkish debt afaik. Nothing like the greek crisis tho

what expiration? the IV is up there

getting greedy on my 8/31's. I was looking to exit at 200% but I'm going to have to settle is seems

Monster University socks?

Molestor State University

Just making history, that's all.

I’ve got 100 shares at an average price of $13.97, so believe me, I’m pulling for you.

I agree, markets freaking out over some shit hole country saying they don't want our cars and some other random garbage. Erdogan can shove it up his ass!

Green thursday reversal confirmed!

Can confirm. Lost my shorts with micron. Apparently, I just hate money because I bought another round of options that are already down 50%.

pulse check

How do options normally play out?

You lose all your money

What if I already give handies in Applebees?

You'll have to move to a Waffle House.

Because you got high

Nah da dup datta dah.

That he's willing to admit to.

I'm gambling with $200 of my last student loan check, AMA.

Clearly you've never heard of the fabled $MU

Can't get those (or any) returns with $MU

30k is life changing? Get a fucking job.

I’m a 20 year old student so this is huge ;)

Take the L? No... I've been taking the D from MU for so long, I don't know how to live any other life. [Thank you, Daddy. May I have another?](https://imgur.com/a/eOHe5EW)

My condolences homie. Are you going to keep holding?

Average down while you have a chance!

Blessed be $MU who gave /u/gkdjsl the chance to average down even more.

NAND contract and DRAM spot (but not contract) prices down from record highs == the sky is falling

DRAM prices are up 1% this month.

Jesus christ dude everything about this picture is depressing

Can't even see the 45 dollars in commissions I paid...

What are those?

IDK go open literally any thread yesterday or last week

I used to really like them, but they've taken a nosedive in quality.

I agree. Some spots are still top notch though.

That sounds like a contract-heavy portfolio. My holdings are ~60-70% straight equities and I'm still getting shafted.

You might as well put it all into your ally account you pussy

Oct

What's your strike on those bad boys?

what about JD? $20 eoy?

$2

Hold the scallions, please, add avocado unless it costs extra

Real question here, is there anywhere it doesn't cost extra?

You spelled 'crinkle fries' wrong. But when you said 'beyond fire' I knew what you were taking about...

Ok yeah chicken isnt near as bad as their fries. I like the toast with combos though, just wish they weren't so damn pricy. It's just chicken and bread...

Traunch Tendies, if you will.

Investment grade tendies

If you pay me in MU 90 calls I'll fix it for you.

I also love working for free.

No way.. Zil is going to kill ETH

And my startup is going to kill Google

I always read it on my lunch break, good for some giggles

I only hang out on the Mu board these days, great place

First one's always free.

My first one costed me $1200, where can I request a refund

ex-date?

ex-dividend date, you need to own the stock (settled) by this date to get the dividend.

Hows that short compared to the rest of the market m8

Stop is set at 104 so we’ll see 🤔

CGC does

I know (now)

what's that? short AAPL?

determine who supplies Apple with those wonky Apple logos and long them

Most pot stocks were up today.

Because of Weed...

It's $AMZN, would you rather buy puts?

AMZN puts is like betting again John Cena in a payperview

Yahoo talking about other people's suicide

Proof that part of tech is not self aware yet.

Do not speak that way about the oracle

But $ORCL is down too.

How did you lose money on CRSP btw? It only seemed to go up since 2016

I bought it about 4 months back and recently it dropped about 10 percent I think, same with EDIT

Had fun with my 8/17 12.5s

Same. Sold my January 10 10s too though. Just wanted out even though the gains where minimal.

Does this count for r/beingafaggot? If so, crop me the fuck out I got secrets and don't want anybody outside of WSB to know my homosexuality.

r/homosexualrage

Sadly college tuition is a bull market

I can't wait until that shit crashes

To be fair, I think we all got fucked today.

Mr. Market took my virginity today

When exactly ARE things good all over the world? Please enlighten us as to when this mythical golden age existed. Fact of the matter remsins that the past 6 years have been, by FAR the most prosperous and peaceful time in human history.

2016 we had spicy nuggets at Wendy’s.

TSLA is a play it never for me

Me too fam. Me too.

proof or ban

You really need proof for a 350 dollar bet

I don’t even mind bruh

When life gives you -23k in a week, make eggplant parm

Wait till it happens to your child

Lol I'll abort it before then

Easier to load with my shitty Tmobile reception.

T Mobile? You might as well strap an antenna to your head and sit on the roof of your car

Sherlock Holmes over here

I got a YouTube ad for HIV medication so I’m like two levels ahead of you

Amazon is holding insanely well no matter what. I rarely see It dropped more than 2% these days.

Yup scoop on the 2% dip and buy weeklies or shortly after. Guy just posted that’s his strat the past few weeks and he’s up some crazy %

All indicators would suggest that you are

What TA indicators are you using on this faget? I’ll sign up for private lessons

So... How's this going?

$21,589 of my life savings up in flames, and that's just so far. I'm in this for the long haul.

implying stocks don't shit the bed in whatever industry amazon enters.

Yes I think he has pull but cheeto man can just pump one tweet

She’s just some clout chasing hoe looking for easy retweets

That’s retarded

And my startup is going to kill Google

Say no more. I'm ready to pump everything I got into your stocks. What's it called?

If they're shorting Amazon they're already beyond help

5D chess where you short amazon because your package was a day late

Seriously though is xanax and adderall a combo people take? Wouldnt it just be less effective for both of do you they just take more to compensate for that?

I do sometimes. In social situations adderall allows me to focus, and Xanax takes away the anxiety of socializing. When I was single it was like a magical concoction that allowed me the confidence needed to get laid several times I probably otherwise wouldn’t have. Now, I sometimes do it when I need to power through terrible brokerage calls that I have zero desire to make.

I'm waiting this week out mostly, gonna see how things look by the end of tomorrow/Friday, but I'm likely buying back into them. The fact they're weathering all this so well is just great.

225 by EOY, my autism infested hunch is that this iphone cycle will be BIGLY

No rip, been playing options with AMZN all week. Must've missed my post the other day. Literally free money

What do you buy, just like ITM calls with expiry 9/21?

100x revenue

Get outta here nerd

But is the most you can lose the $160 in this case or can you lose more?

With some options trades there is theoretically no limit to your losses, but in this case, buying calls, the $160 was the maximum he could lose.

As you should. 99.9% of people on this forum have 0 clue. Lock that shit up, come back in 5 years and enjoy your life.

Cheers brother

Tik Tok is smashing it - you'll hear that name a lot more in 2019

Eh until bytedance goes public not much action can be had there.

trading on emotion = good

yolo too

I didn't support the petition to ban until your comment.

dang

Fuck it, just bought 8/31 107Cs

u guys are fucked

I don't think the bloody week is over in terms of the SPY. TSLA it was a cheap put and with it so volatile figured maybe I could luck out

You really think TSLA could tank 20% in the next 2 days? It went down not even 3% when it was confirmed the SEC is investigating Musk lol

Diet Oil flavored with Splenda®

I only fill up with organic oil

I dumped my BABA call yesterday at roughly a 60% loss.

Would hold mid term baba calls tho

just dropout and take the $150k in loan money and gamble it

If the banks are willing to gamble on me, I should be able to gamble on blackjack

Goodbye.

Old

I did. 312 break even price 8/24 cost 730. Praying for a dump

Just out of curiosity (and for the record I think that *particular* bet will be profitable) do you only do far otm for the cheapness or what?

You didn’t actually have the risk you asked about, but you didn’t KNOW that at the time so for all you knew you exposed yourself to thousands of dollars of risk for fun before thinking to learn how it works first. If that’s how you’re gonna keep going about this then you’re fucked

Fair enough, I’ll admit I didn’t even consider it a possibility until after I have already sold them. I suppose this dose mean I rushed into it and will hit the breaks for now and learn as much as I can before starting again.

Get outta here nerd

Haha ok

Yeah I bought some last night before I went to bed. I live in Korea (North Obv).

Gotcha. I’m all in on calls so thanks for your money/taking my money

Nahh. Just joined last week. But hey, feeling better already

Leave.

Pretty sure you invalidated the fortune when you ripped it. Don't quit your day job, pal.

Go back to /r/personalfinance

Cause too many people are fucking weak little shits. Had everything handed to them and the first sign of trouble they panic. Some turn to Prozac, others marijuana, and the weakest choose the rope.

You sound like my co-worker

Thank you. Just like HMNY wasn’t $5k a share last fall.

Exactly, highest it ever was on a per share basis was like $37.