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I'm still kind of learning. If you're running your shares on options does it increase the value of the option or give you more shares? | Options will be adjusted. If you hold 1 contract with a strike price of $40 and it splits 2:1, you'll have 2 contracts at a strike price of $20. | |
Already up $5 whut https://i.imgur.com/q0D3s76.png | LOL with the slight CGC flex. | |
Thanks for thinking of me but I'll pass on the shared prostitute | Gay | |
hard to say | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYWwSBdRjC0 | |
You made $59,000 in two months? | why is this so crazy. he said he started with 5k. i could put 5k on a 10/1 bet... theres a 10% chance I go to 50k. That's what he did. It's not that crazy | |
I feel your pain though I'm laughing hysterically on the outside. | Oh it's very funny. That's why I'm reluctant to ruin it for people by mentioning that I actually did get filled about 20 minutes after I posted. 11:14 was the very last dip before takeoff and my order did go through with the stock around 46.75. So yesterday afternoon and so far today have been pretty good for me too. | |
Resistance at 50 | We're breaking 50 as I write this. But 50-52 will continue to be a resistance range. | |
I’ll pay more at tgt to avoid going to Walmart bullish | solid dd | |
Wish I had had the balls. I averaged down 5 times on the descent down from 58, but only had the balls to buy 100 stocks when we reached the bottom. | I actually bought 95$ Jan2020 leaps when they were $1.00. They were below 1$ for a while but wasn’t able to move funds around quickly enough to jump on them at those levels. So I missed the exact bottom by about a day. Bought 55 contracts. | |
I paid .78 premium. | okay that's what I thought it should've been. thanks | |
Yeah and its still off its Monday open. Hoping it can hangon and creep up a little more this week. | I will be so euphoric with $218. $220 idk what To do. | |
I don’t know but I would love it if it did so I could load up on some cheap options. Might do credit card advance to get instant cash until 401k loan goes through | You make $500k a year but are considering a credit card advance and 401k loan? What’s the logic? | |
You need to try harder. Stock is not going down enuf | FUDing Secured | |
What's up with them? | Nothing, its all down with them | |
You're less than 30 making 400-500k...? what the flying | He gets 50 cents per blow job. | |
Yo I believe you now hahaha. Still a buy at $58/contract? When you gonna unload? | Slight pullback right now to $19/share, I would get in now | |
I got some Jan $110 calls in addition to 10/19s. I’m going to hold the Jan calls through at least the end of October. | I mean long term MSFT is solid. So I was ready for sideways trading. Might roll down into the 107.5C but prolly not yet. | |
$4.20 | Thats $TSLA next week. | |
Plz hold for dump. | AH dump? | |
Earnings after hours | Oh yeah drr | |
MT has been pumping out ballistic grade plate for pipe the past two months. Usually selling around 1200+ a ton, from what I see we have been pumping out about 2-300 slabs of it a week alone along with everything else. | assuming thats a very large increase from the amount of slabs normally produced then, are you thinking about an ER play or something longer? | |
thank you! | ||
whats your exit price for the short shares then. | The position as a whole is a bankruptcy play. I might cover particular elements of it here or there, but overall, I'm going for TSLA going to $0 in the next year or so. | |
I made money on HMNY and RIOT; I can't judge you for playing F (especially since you timed that bitch so well). I just like shitting on F because it's trash. Cheers. | It is total trash but has some of the most predictable charts. I expect gains from my calls for the next few weeks | |
Grimes boyfriend shopping in real-time. | She's gonna need someone with a ELONG dick | |
Elizabeth Holmes. | God damnit | |
The real DD | Uber will bring on the next recession | |
I have a bunch of October 12.00 puts that are finally doing great. It's nice to get a move right on occasion, especially because fuck SNAP. | Yeah and honnestly, I think we'll get very soon back to the 10.55$ support we had a few weeks back | |
How about a little effort next time | Literally no Japanese car brands mentioned. Weak. | |
You mean the car makin' tents they got set up off the highway | No doubt the vibe is funky in that makeshift tent | |
You gotta start somewhere | Gotta start homeless. | |
hop aboard! Non-stop to Tendie Town | haha I'm on! what time do we get to tendie town? | |
Well, what did you expect from your puts on the day everything is up to ATH? | 'Everything' I bought calls on $MSFT 9/7 2 weeks ago, and let me tell you, they are not up. | |
Will ROST mimic TJX? Pretty much the same business model minus homegoods. Pretty similar financials and everything even. | Yes. | |
Then how come in this demo they didn’t share FPS improvements? Please... 🙄 | Jensen did during the presentation. | |
If they can offer good order fills with stop/limit ordering, naked puts, and 4-legged options I’ll consider it. I’ll wait for the reviews though. | I'm sure their order execution quality will be significantly better than Robinhood | |
༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ | I like them. They know memes. Can we keep ‘em? | |
Missionary with their husband and doggy when they cheat with a black dude. | Weird doggy is my position when I cheat with BBC. Long TGT? | |
To each his own but SQ looks like free money on the dip to me | I hope you're right | |
It dropped like only $1 too... | My 286 put is up 20% right now, so I'm good. | |
Lb is shit | Lb is absolute shit long term, but perfect for an earnings play. | |
Well what did u sell today? | SQ and Twitter calls. SQ to $100 by EOD tomorrow confirmed. | |
You're | Wrong, fag | |
No mention of expectations/guidance in the release, the call is going to be important | 45 mins til call. I would imagine their best quarter is ahead of them with holiday spending yada yada | |
I just bought some that’s why they’re going down. Don’t worry I’ll bail soon then it will go up | I bought at close. Woohoo. Weed money going to msft. | |
why does this look slightly communist | Statist propaganda is always statist propaganda, whether in soviet Russia or socialist America | |
But no fees bruuuuuuuh. Who cares about shitty execution times and the worst technical platform out there. No fees. | 100% analyst ratings? Positive 5 yr chart? I cant lose! | |
Wait, are we talking about fat white broads or an entry point for NVDA? | He is talking about his entry point for fat white broads | |
I actually have never heard of this podcast. Did they mention Axon? | Yah haha. Very recently. They do a top three pick and this was one of em | |
Nah. A majority of my retirement is just buy and hold. I only actively mess around with a fraction of it. I've got time on my side and unless you're going to retire in the next 5-10 years so do you. | I kind of feel you leave it in the market less the three years expenses....enough to get you over any down market. I know the whole diversify to bonds as you get older...but thats shit. My mother left it in the market less the three years and we are millionaires today because of it. I also leave most of my money in buy and hold mutual funds...try to beat the 500, so do, some don't. | |
Weird doggy is my position when I cheat with BBC. Long TGT? | Long something | |
Then if I’m not mistaken he can write off rent, phone bill, internet, any “business lunches”, car etc | If you want to write off rent as a business expense, you technically need to have a room that you use only for trading and then you can deduct that portion of your rent. | |
By not selling. If he made this in options, I don't think there's any way to push the taxes off. | If you pump it right back into the market you don’t have to pay.. right? | |
Yea but wouldn’t that have been in the winter? If you bought in September-October you made a killing.. | Not if you kept holding it | |
I like them. They know memes. Can we keep ‘em? | No! Into the bin with the rest. | |
I would like to know more. | Do you wanna live forever?! | |
5% and you have to work? So 3% after inflation? How about not doing shit and buying an index? | Sounds solid! Now, what button do I push on RH to buy the index? The grey one doesn't appear to be wurkin' | |
me too | Me too | |
You have the link to that article? | R/wsb\\s*itposts | |
I'll take 0% sure and use that money on other things. But the big purchases aren't 0%. | Anything like 3% or less is worth it, really. Amazon offers some payment plans with 0% interest rates. | |
I got $81 and $81.50 puts. I dont think they can make expectations at least i hope they dont. Walmart only jumped because they have the online sales target doesnt have. | That was my thought exactly when I didn't yolo it. | |
LULU is gunna beat earnings. I’d grab calls but they’re a little expensive. | Was what I was thinking too | |
Doesnt really matter if you go above or below. Check the spreads. If one is tighter, go with that. You get out of the short position by buying to close. You don't have to wait till expiry. | Ahh that makes sense. So if I understand it right, for example, you have a call at 100 but you won't be able to sell. So you sell a put, same expiry, one strike above/under. Then when you're able to close the call, you close the call, and buy the same strike/expiry as what you sold to close that as well. | |
Jesus Christ. Where do you think the calls you buy come from? | People that own 100 shares of the underlying stock | |
Sounds like we have the same plan. It would nice to flip MU calls before the next two earnings reports. I just bought some 1/18 50C today but I’m definitely planning to sell before earnings. | How much did you buy for? Sounds a bit expensive with lower upside but safer long run with less downside | |
OP what is your occupation? | Making bank while doing work and stressing over shitty meme stocks | |
So you're telling me my 170 8/24's are okay?? pls lie to me and say yes | Dude youre itm... oh no you bought on a peak didnt you. Id dump tomorrow, im already scaling into kweb calls to play baba without iv | |
I don‘t know which news story, do you have a link to it? I can‘t find it | Dude. The one that impacts BABA. THE NEWS. | |
You could easily embed the ad in the video stream, making it impossible to block. Twitch already does this. Youtube could make them unblock able too. | at least with youtube I can pay for the premium and don't get ads. Twitch prime used to do this. They can go fuck off right now I'm cancelling my amazon prime because getting no ads on twitch (on fire TV and mobile) is the only reason I got it | |
thats what i thought but since there is no competition doubt it would matter | I think if the benchmarks aren't great, people will buy discounted 10-series cards, or just wait for AMD 7nm Radeons next year. Although when those cards show up the 20series will probably see a price drop too, so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ | |
This is getting old. | Same joke literally 30-40 times a day. | |
MU beating AMD for AH loss. If tomorrow sells off, MU will lead the charge. | It was holding up at first then took a hit | |
yeah I don't get it either, if trump is gone pence will happily take his place. The only loser in this swap would be twitter | short TWTR? | |
Cause I’m an autist | I actually assumed the same thing. | |
Not for Chinese meme stocks. Buy American, get fucked. | This effects Chinese meme stocks. They’re all down AH as well. The only economic implications this news has atm is that It weakens our position and reputation for trade talks coming up soon. | |
Irrational market my friend. If the market was logical we would all be rich! | You guys are dumb. | |
Your turning your calls into a credit or debit spread. I'm not sure what else there is to explain. | I don't see how 95% of gains are locked in. If he sells calls above the strike isn't he limiting his upside to the difference between the strikes minus the premium? Or is the premium from selling an ITM call locking in the profits? | |
Yeah, that 4.1% GDP growth was really slow. | Ikr everyone's leveraged XIV play went against them so the market is shaky to them lmao | |
AMC wasn’t even close to an ATH today | No, but around the 52 wk high. I still bought some 9/21s before close today tho | |
Had Edward Jones knock on my door literally yesterday. He didn’t find it nearly as amusing as I did. | Edward Jones himself? | |
What? Is this an advertisement or something? | I don't know you better quiz him on basic financial concepts | |
Uber will bring on the next recession | Yes | |
I guess we'll see. Either way, who cares? He fucked a whore and paid her to keep quiet. BFD. | Paid her to keep quiet *out of campaign donations.* That's, erm... Not allowed, to put it mildly. | |
But she 'bout to be with a broke nigga | This message sponsored by Papa Johns | |
Look at this comment history of yours - go be an angry, little bitch somewhere else and stop stinking up Reddit with your vile personality. | Wow you're right, guy must be absolutely miserable | |
Only if they are spicy and way OTM. | all MU calls are ITM | |
Well fuck my accountant is retarded then. Last year I was strictly doing market stocks, no options, so hopefully that’s right. | You should get a report from your brokerage that will list everything as either ST or LT | |
Just got back from the EU, paid with ~~Android~~ Google Pay for a week and a half, didn't use a plastic card once. I assume iPhone users will use Apple Pay the same way. | Can confirm. Was in Europe for 2 weeks and didn’t had to use cash or actual plastic for anything. Apple Pay everywhere. | |
Solid plan with any vix spike | I’m holding VXX calls. Should I sell tomorrow for puts and take the profits on the calls? Or hold and see how crazy it gets? | |
For selling at open, if I use Rh's limit price will it default to that or whatever price it is at market open | It'll sell at that price if someone is bidding/looking to buy at that price. I would wait until the market opens and make a decision within the first few minutes if you're looking to sell. Don't want to miss out profits and no one is going to buy it at a price higher than the market. You know what I mean? | |
This market is unstoppable | this market has the balls of a gorilla | |
Mitt seemed like such a great pic. I voted for him over Obama in 2012. | I hope you trade better than you vote | |
how many times did you have a shotgun pointed at you? | No shotguns, did have a guy come out with Cheetos all over his back. | |
I have tried to beat the mutual funds for years....could never do it. Always had that one stock...which is currently MU. I am trying again with 100K to make 1K a week...or 52%. I got laughed of the investor board. I will see what happens this time. | Have you even ever heard of compound interest | |
Next on the ocho | It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em | |
For real, there's a reason why DPZ has been on a huge spree this past year and PZZA declining. | You mean the last 15 years? | |
The razr had that sweet snake game tho. | Fuck I might cry, the memories ! | |
Crack | He must've been on top that morning then. | |
not just 100k in MU (shares), 100k in half year calls. | When I started trading I used to go all in on shares. I actually made 70% gains from stock plays and stupid shit like all in stock on Netflix for ER. Luckily I don’t do that anymore or I’d die from the shitty Er post slump | |
it's funny seeing these rich people post here like normal people. they could be your director/cto/exec at a huge company you work for but you just don't know it. | Not an exec but not necessarily entry level in workforce. Probably still considered a pleb by execs ;) |
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