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post this on T_D and LSC | I wonder if this is the only thing you could xpost to both that would get upvoted in both. | |
My current situation: Panic House! Hahaha wrecked so bad not giving up just yet | Still have Fed minutes, could recover some there | |
dont think you understand, I want to LOSE money | Son? | |
Nothing like trading a leveraged position with more leverage | Then buying a leveraged index fund $$$$ | |
I didn't want to finance my phone, I wanted to pay up front, but Verizon gave me a better deal to finance it. Probably a way to lock you in. | It's a 0% interest loan. No reason not to finance it really | |
or end of this trading day. | Then I'm in for 18 million shares | |
Got you in the screenshot | Just updated it a little. Also, oh fuck I am going to get burned so hard on this | |
Just bought some shares as an ER bet - but don’t know. | *clutches 2 shares of BABA tightly* | |
Smart would’ve been waiting until four business days ago to put money back into MU. Now I’m just trying to make up for my idiocy. | I bought calls yesterday. It’s hard to buy when it’s still falling. | |
I still didn't even believe you, I had to look it up. | I still don’t believe that I am real, and that this isn’t just a nightmare of an intergalactic space snail. | |
Incompetent enough to win the presidential election, but he isnt facing any prison time. | Incompetent enough to win an election he never wanted to win, lol, OK buddy, you keep clutchin at them straws. | |
Cuz you bought BZUN moron | I’m so dumb, its only up 76% YTD | |
What do you know that we don’t? | Retards dont know they are retarded. | |
Pretty sure he's of english descent. Like a lot of americans... | Seems like a mix of caucasian people that immigrated in Africa. Dutch, english, etc | |
That diver would also go into a small thai's cave if you know what I mean | I heard Elon was building that sub just so he could rape those boys. | |
Then try 7/20 90 | Need a time machine first. | |
I know. 3-4% gdp growth, lowest unemployment of minorities ever, ISIS destroyed. Who would want these things, seriously? | GDP growth the same as it was under Obama, unemployment has been on a decline since the market recovery in 2010, ISIS and Al Qaeda are both making a resurgence. Crediting POTUS for these things is silly. | |
Think Gates and Buffet are going to follow through with this now that the estate tax is gone? I have my doubts. | It’s a done deal. Buffet has already given away over $30B in the last 10 years | |
I really don't know what caused my autism. But since I'm a fag I had to get vacced against hepatitis, so that may have caused it | well fag my dick got the cure, start sucking. | |
Oh we all know you aren't breeding | I think he has a point though. If everyone stopped breeding all of the problems go away in roughly 80 years. | |
Given the URL, I was expecting a stark white page with just the word 'No' front and center | But there's a middle finger in front and about center | |
Take 5% of your pf and gamble with it for the excitement if you're getting bored. Hold off on serious investing for now. That's what I'm doing at least. | Alright, what can I buy for $3? | |
I'm 100% with you, just chose to push my position farther out to drop the IV a bit. Took 180/187.5c spreads for 9/21 with \~37% IV as opposed to \~94% for 8/24 | That actually seems really reasonable - maybe I should have done the same. | |
I know, right? Fear of heights is a real thing, why go through that when you can just blow your brains out | Just don't use a shotgun, /u/SilasBiasVirus, otherwise you have to use your toe to pull the trigger like Kurt Cobain. Very inconvenient. | |
You must hold some straight garbage. | I do, $WM | |
I'm convinced this is his fault and he just abandoned this version. | Oh jeez | |
what app is that? | thinkorswim! I use Robinhood for all my trades and thinkorswim for all the charting/ real data stuff. | |
When does the autism kick in? | Next week when you start losing | |
If they get more than 300 upvotes here they get auto banned in LSC. | We gotta find em and upvote them, they will soon become one of us. | |
No TV explains why you didn't get the reference | I do know the dull boy reference. You don't have to be retarded (eg: watch tv) to understand pop-culture references. | |
This is getting old | It was dumb from the start. | |
nah man you're lucky & smart. I was stoked with the morning gains but got greedy and didn't sell. now my portfolio is hurting. from up 60% to down 40% | Hey man, it's a good lesson learned! | |
My bad didn’t see them. Congrats on the gains. | Thanks babe | |
Mostly just this one actually. | I find most are incredibly contradictory. Their arguments almost always ultimately boil down to 'fuck you, got mine'. | |
Till 2024 | 20:24 = 8:24 PM | |
It's a depreciating asset. Maybe the rate of depreciation will temporarily decrease from all of this. | some of their cars are appreciating assets (for Porsche in particular), being limited production runs and all. | |
I don’t see this on there. | It was posted on her story, you can find other screenshots by non wsb scumbags across the web | |
Oh boy you're gonna regret missing out on tendies | We'll find out tomorrow morning! | |
How is that a big jump, that's literally what Cohen plead guilty to, and it is indeed a felony. | Ahhh, no | |
I thought they didn't have options | Not yet but someday | |
it's going to zero, run by a 28 year old, not yet profitable, shedding users and the article isn't about how he's sacrificing pigs to the blood god to earn $$$ | Sorting a bad CEO is a dangerous game. If the CEO is the obvious weak link, him being replaced would be a big upward swing. If it really is going towards zero, he'll be replaced before that happens. | |
Yeah but you don't buy market cap, you buy shares. | Jesus.. | |
Honesty and sobriety are the only emotions in his cold, sterile world. | Don't make me ban you. | |
U ded | Why is it hitting $21 tomorrow? With no pullback whatsoever.. | |
That's nice, but it is important to wait for the benchmarks to come out. | Stock is mooning that is only important thing | |
Yea... yea you can. He was at 30k, do that a few more times and boom 💥 coke addiction on your yacht with young yachty. | Heck, you could start with 5 bucks and get to a yacht pretty soon if you YOLO for 300% every time. | |
Ahh, check them out for real though. Oil E&P. They like to drop by like a dollar randomly then run up a dollar the next week. Long as you don't FOMO buy, it's a lucrative company. Intrinsic value is easy to calculate since they're nearly pure oil play | Takes balls to buy a low cap oil stock with the crude market being so depressed lately. Congrats. | |
So you hate it? | Correct, its much more fun to roll the dice | |
Anyone who can stay in the senate as long as he has is clearly not lazy. | Senators barely work 6 months a year. Please. | |
I don't think even they are that stupid. It takes a fucking mashed potato to be that stupid. | Have you been to T_D? I think many would lose to a mashed potato in an IQ test. | |
I agree, seemed genuine. Fuck you. | Appreciate the support. Fag. | |
IV on GPS is very low | When did you start wearing a helmet every day? | |
Maybe the Chinese meme stock market, I don’t think baba has enough pull for US tech companies. | I'm hesitant for anything related to China | |
Bed head is tired? | But then again he shouldn't be because it implies he just got out of bed 🤔 | |
Calls are volatile, so they can drop a lot and gain a lot. Gotta have balls of steel for them. | Confident enough in your position to average down too | |
Inferior to Chick Fil A in every way | Kill yourself | |
Fauxmosexual Banter | Gay | |
12/21. You’re prolly right tho, but it’s still strange because this thing will pop in a few months dunno why ppl arent buying | what makes you say that 🤔 | |
Also options are inherently leveraged as you're taking the right to 100 shares, so if a stock moves up 1% your option will go up by a lot more than 1% usually. | Noob question. With options, do you have to be able to pay for the full 100 shares if you lose on them? As someone with only a couple hundred to play with here, I would like to know I have my bases covered and don't lose more than I can afford to throw away. | |
Sold my calls this morning, you’re welcome | Thanks for your sacrifice | |
Oh you mean people don't like to pay for the 'free commission' through bad service and shit fills? Wow how absurd. | What am I missing with this so called “good service” that people bring up. So far after about 5 years of investing, the most my good service has brought me is them locking me out of my account and resetting my password if I begin to even think my password is incorrect. Currently with Schwab and robinhood for fun. | |
This is bad for mu | Then again what isn't. | |
What did you pay for these? Nearly every call option puts B/E at like 200 | Yeah bought my last thousand dollars for 185$ call 8/24 | |
I'm mew to this. I see everyone posting imgur links. How do I do that? | Well there's the Imgur app... | |
You planning on holding through earnings? Lol would be all or nothing there | tendies in leggings. | |
Schrodinger's bank account. | Makes millions, gets greedy thinking it will go higher. Watches as it drops back down to break even. He's both rich and poor at the same time. | |
Got an extra $12 from RH referrals about a year ago and that put that into $IMNP before I deleted app. Came back with that left. | Should of sold those and bought HMNY. | |
Is it 2 years after, or a max of two years. Like if the last background update was 4 years ago and you left, you would only have 1 year worth of clearance left from the last update. Or is it always 2 years? Literally asking for a friend. | It depends. If you hold a top secret and have had it for 4 years, leave the military then it’s only eligible for 1 year. If you have a secret clearance and you’ve had it for 7 years and have another 3 left then it’s still only good for 2 years after your service. | |
It’s a fad nothing else. Instagram is the same but more and better. | U mean instragram copied snapchat and made it better | |
A | G | |
It's now or never IMO, it's been putzing around the $19 mark all afternoon, but the call hasn't budged. I'd buy at .50, I don't know about .55 | For what expiry? | |
VS has been dropping month after month after month. Online sales are doing 'okay' but really bed bath and beyond (aka Candles) are propping it up. | Dammit. Those models really need to pump up their customers | |
Post above = proof that in order to insult someone, you must also disparage some group of humans who will then take offense. Cretins, mongoloids, polacks, all have had their turn in the sun and now off limits. The insulting business is not an easy one to navigate. | Truly, we don't need to make any analogies between Trump and any group, as he stands in his own category of Trumpness. | |
How can you get a bull spread and bull call spread for 600$ ? | A net debit on the calls of about ~$200, (sold the 185, bought the 180). Net credit on the puts of about $300, sold the 177.5 and bought the 170. $470 is my max risk on the puts, and the extra 200 on the calls if $BABA goes down. ~$670 total. | |
some of their cars are appreciating assets (for Porsche in particular), being limited production runs and all. | Yep if the car starts with 'GT' prefix then it might appreciate or at least hold its value. | |
to get cash to diversify their economy with | Yep, they don't want to be 'all in' on oil. | |
I don't think you know what style is | Donald Trump is a fantastic comedian. He makes me laugh my ass off even when he's being totally serious | |
RemindMe! 24 hours | RemindMe! 14 hours | |
thinkorswim! I use Robinhood for all my trades and thinkorswim for all the charting/ real data stuff. | thx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | |
well fag my dick got the cure, start sucking. | that's pretty gay | |
Check my post history. You’re in good hands son. | That kind of cockiness scares me even more | |
Up 100% on my 9/21 25s damn I wish I had more | I’m up 86% on mine. You going to hold through earnings? | |
Lowes and OSH are more expensive than HD. Even though the stores look nicer on the inside if I'm doing major house work I'm going where the prices are lower. | Menards is way cheaper than either. | |
Politico is legit af | Lmao | |
Brocade. | Yeah that’s the one. Commuting on 237 for like six years it’s changed so much | |
If I had held till today I would have made a cool grand. | I sold for a loss of only $600 early in the day, but if I had held til eod I would have only been down $200ish on them. Still, I’m just happy they aren’t bleeding out anymore. Theta is a bitch, I never intended to hold for more than a couple days. | |
She wouldn't put out | Bet she would for me tho right? | |
Best DD I've ever read here | So, I guess I need to open a condor | |
ah fair enough. not sure how Cali works but i know in some states if you can show residence for a year then you can claim in state tuition but obviously you would have to drop a year. | I was able to do that with my CC, but I heard UCs are (understandably..) less accommodating. | |
Strange thing for LeBron James to say | Homeboy got that contract somehow | |
It's not over after the SEC slaps TSLA/Musk on the wrist. The question is how that plays into and the outcome of the various civil suits. | My only issue with your response is that it assumes guilt, so shorts are banking on IF this happens and ALSO IF this happens | |
Lawyers in NYS Get automatically disbarred if convicted of felonies. Cohen now had 8 felony convictions. | disbarred 8 times in one day! | |
Love the way you responded here man. Genuinely sucks that people, including myself, use stuff like that as insults without really thinking. Damn | Thanks you, that honestly means a lot. I'm glad you had that realization. I also do recognize that most people using the term are not intending to disparage autistic people. I don't attack anyone who uses it, nor do I get that bent out of shape about it. All I can do is share my opinion on the matter from time to time. It's gratifying to see that this comment struck home for a few people like you. Knowing I might have permanently changed your opinion on the matter is really humbling, honestly. | |
The terminal illnesses or the terminal society? | Airport terminals. I love travelling too ! | |
Up 4k/30% this week | you probably shouldn't margin until you understand what he is saying. | |
Pedo guy | (sus) | |
Sorting a bad CEO is a dangerous game. If the CEO is the obvious weak link, him being replaced would be a big upward swing. If it really is going towards zero, he'll be replaced before that happens. | How many users is a good CEO worth? Will he pull money out of the arse? I am writing a screen play called 'The Big Snap' | |
No it’s not even 1/2 bagged | Lol oops thought 3 bagger meant $1000 | |
He's real news for 35 year old men who continue to dedicate their hours of life to video games, and Kia Optima owners. | This is a spot on summary of his demographic. | |
I did not dd on baba once and watched my contract go to 0 in 2 days lmao. | Yeah I lost a weeks pay selling puts on baba at ATH last year. Staying away. |
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