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Shoulda done that 1 month ago bro, missed the boat? | Yea just got into options this week....Definitely see some profit so if I die I’m going down with my ship | |
i too want a recap | See above | |
Here's 7 reasons how bernie can still win | Its not linking! | |
The fuck am I looking at here. | A live look at bears getting their anus primed for entry | |
I’d rather not own a Chinese made car. I get that my phone, Xbox, TV, and laptop are all made in China, but I don’t sit in those while going 80 mph down the highway. | You obviously haven't seen what these guys are capable of..? They fine tune high performance electric fuckin spaceships bro... Lol. Whut? | |
deep bro | We had the makings of a haiku in there somewhere. | |
Anyone planning for the deaths of Charles Munger and Warren Buffett. | If you can predict Warrens death you make a bunch of tendies | |
It's hard to guess which ones the board members would wanna fund though. | No, it's really not. There are only maybe 5 big-money games our right now... | |
They said the rest of the ear and 2019 would be “challenging”. That was interpreted as difficult or unlikely to be meet goals when really he was saying it would be difficult for other companies that weren’t as well positioned as AMAT. | So you're saying the guy in charge is retarded, pass. | |
How far otm is this? | Maybe around 400 | |
With what I know currently I might as well take a trip to the casino. | no, that's dumb. don't go all the way to the casino. you can use robinhood from home. | |
This sounds smart. Should I do the opposite? | Doing the opposite sounds smart, now! Im confused! | |
You think it will hold 100? | Absolutely | |
Of course, theoretically there are only workers in society. What kind of person do you expect would be able to accept those kinds of conditions? Do you see any challenge in this situation that might lead to stratification? What are you going to find on the black market with these kinds of controls? Who would be trading on the black market and why? | I mean, people who don't work aren't workers | |
ATM = almost in the money? | Astronaut telepathic murder | |
He likes the safety of an index much like how he likes driving a nearly 2 ton vehicle. | just like how a stop loss prevents your portfolio from crashing, volvo's front end collision avoidance system prevents your ditzy wife from crashing into the back end of a parked school bus | |
Date / strike? | june 8th .15 each you can buy a truck load of them | |
Enphase. Initiating launch 3.2.1 | Emphase has a PE of like a billion | |
Nigga I'm not here trying to do algebra | That means he started with $250. Crazy, right?! | |
I got like 13 $55 strike puts and more.. Homey | It’s not going to go under 57 again so not sure how that strike makes money. Exp? | |
You are actually kind of funny | 'He cute' | |
If you've been here a while why don't you have $RAD | Yeah....I'm not gonna touch that thing even if it was the last stock on earth. | |
This is, in fact, how you will make your fortunes. | options alpha and tasty trade more or less advocate the same strategy. Randomly pick stocks and just buy and sell spreads based on their iv rank | |
How will he recover from that one | Who? /u/haupt91 or /u/losingmoneyrightleft? | |
Have you tried winning the lottery? | Not yet. Is that a good roi? | |
Pics | You want pics of a tranny?? | |
Well people talk about hanging themselves here everyday. I learned that joking about it is a step towards actually doing it. Just want you guys to know you are loved. Don't do it. I am your friend. | /r/wholesomeWSB | |
Both are still shit. | I really like my BRZ. No it isn’t fast at all, but it’s an incredibly fun car to drive | |
Worth picking up 125’s in the morning or is it too late to yolo? | Seems like you missed the boat | |
You’d need to be a genius kind of autistic for this | So, rainman? | |
Yeah, for someone who opposed capitalism, he had no problem leeching off Engel's daddy's money. | Ironic how even Marx had to be subsidized by Captalist profits to survive. | |
I am too, bought in when it was 58 last month but it took a shit throughout June. I think it will come back though. | My DD. Toured the Woodford Reserve distillery the other week, was fantastic. Some article said their pension is fully funded. Lady I go to the gym with is having to work mandatory Saturday overtime at the cooperage, so they must be busy. | |
No. It’s just a pic showing distribution of analyst sentiment and how off base MS was | thanks | |
Works for me from a separate computer | yes because our different hardware is what causes the 404 error | |
Ah, so that doesn't make the capital tied up then I would think. New to options, just curious. | Smart thing to do is to sell once he has a profit. He bought 30x at $18.45, but it's going for $17.25 ish right now. Selling at a small profit would be a tough thing to do, especially since January is so far away. The 'what if I hold a little longer' will kick in. | |
Did you mistype June? | Usually after ER. They did that quite a lot in the past. | |
good time to take some profits now on TTD, though | not yet | |
I sold at 32, looking for re-entry around 28 but if it doesn't dip oh well. Profit is profit. Good luck! | It hit 28. | |
I like your style. | Thanks pop | |
bright side is entire family can file personal bankruptcy together, staying together in bad times. | Which is why I would never share my trades with my family. | |
Mark CUBAn. Got it, short to 0. | I wouldn't bet against the Cuban beat. | |
What happens when/if the go to 0? | Fucking hilarious that you don't know that yet still bought them. What a dipshit, you deserve to lose everything. | |
My head is inside the tiger’s mouth. I live for this shit. YOLO. | :\) | |
Those little tards are this subs treasures. | True, watching them jerk each other off is interesting. Really gay though | |
Its not a loss yet. He has hope. | Never sell. Never lose. | |
Yea but AMD is also up 64% in the last 2 months. | Which is more important to denegerate traders liks us in WSB | |
It's already around my neck | Don't kick the chair just yet | |
This market is spooky. Up 4.5% on some assholes opinion. | Why can't this shit happen to $MU right now? /s | |
I have Puts 😉 | Just bought 14.5 and 13.5 6/15 here. | |
Maybe this is their charitable tax fudge for the whole year. | Definitely, and not a bad one at all tbh | |
6/8 calls at 63 are ass fucked rn dood | 6/8 calls are fucked rn until we get a price target bump or overweight rating | |
Maybe around 400 | so your saying theres a chance | |
Just two contracts @1.10 lol | If they go to $0 then you lose $220. | |
I just checked this and you’re probably right. Rethinking my Tuesday now. I’d jump back in to LULU but I think it’s getting too high I don’t want to get burned going down. | I think we will see a significant pop going into legalization, shares could net you a decent gain. I'll probably sell before Thursday though. | |
I’m crying in the library | Same, this post cheered me up though | |
In your mental retardation like stupor you seem to be over looking one glaring fact. How many companies in the world produce clothing and denim and how many produce memory? | You don't need 20 different phones at any given time, but most people have at least 20 sets of clothing if not more. | |
Lmao I think I did exactly this. That was an earnings jump right? So dumb. | Yeah last summer I think. I sold because I thought that shit was way overvalued. Well... | |
State government hahaha | Same here hahahhaaha | |
100% match up to 5% means a guaranteed 100% return each year on your contributions. Mine goes into a Roth too so the gains are tax free once taken out. It was a joke that it was only up 3% this year haha obviously that’s fucking awful | Isn't the S&P up a tiny bit less YTD? Seems like you beat the market. | |
If they go to $0 then you lose $220. | WHEN they go to $0 | |
It's not awkward at all that I know the exact video you are talking about. | Link? | |
I feel like i should be paying for this kind of analysis | Hey man he's a phony, it could also go sideways! | |
I wish I had charts open for my job! LOL probably would pay better than my current job, but I don't do anything at work so I'm not complaining for just taking a paycheck and hanging out | Oh whoops I guess i confused you with another guy in this thread. But yeah I can relate | |
We overcame the bears at least for now. Now if we could stop having permadket 2-3% drops and just get the full day increases of 2-3% | No, the was a quick and sharp 2% drop in ah. At least that's what Google finance showed. It then went from -1.18 to -.05 | |
I had 500 37 calls that I sold friday for 66% gain. Had I waited till today it would have been 260% | my condolences | |
the 50+% FCF is what will pay for the $10B BB | They should have a nice chunk available on September though they should be net cash pos already | |
Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care. | Tupac doesn’t give a shit, he’s dead bot-homie. | |
up $2 since then. | Rocket fuel🚀63 by friday would make me soooo happy | |
Some say he isn't even the [best Buffet in Omaha anymore.](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGRV_enUS777US777&ei=oIUVW_KaGsGP5wKAt5CAAw&q=best+buffet+in+omaha&oq=best+buffet+in+omaha&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0j0i20i264k1l2j0l7.1379.4425.0.4552.22.13.1.0.0.0.384.1462.0j2j3j1.6.0..2..0...1.1.64.psy-ab..15.7.1464...35i39k1j0i67k1j0i131k1j0i20i263i264k1j0i131i67k1j0i20i263k1.0.notBeyqTyGE) | Damn. HUGE if true | |
I just sold a covered call on IQ. The call prices are absolutely insane. +9% to break even on an NearTM $30 june15 | I wonder how much from the price move and how much from volatility. | |
googled it for you. https://sixfigureinvesting.com/2015/10/how-does-tvix-work/ | Thank you | |
If this past week has shown anything it’s that it’s not different, this isn’t a new MU and post ER will suck | But will there be an ER run up? | |
Enforced friendship by default | Like Tom on Myspace. | |
I dont see whats wrong with 5.5 inches.... thats decent enough right ladies and gents? Asking for a friend | It too large really, ladies need the delicate touch of a micropenis | |
Yep, same happened with my father in law. I've never bought mu tho. All in nvda | Get the fuck out | |
Yeah that’s old school. I wouldn’t pick up IBM if there was a drunk coed peddling it. | Wonder what the old school nosedive shit company stocks will be for our generation | |
Petition to ban r/Turtle-PowA | Petition approved. | |
Bought at open and sold five minutes later for a quick profit, thanks for asking | Can't argue with gainz. I'm just holding a bunch of shares myself. I'll sell at around 70 or so. | |
mu is like a pheonix rising out of the ashes. No way micron is crashing over the next two days unless we get more bullshit. | I hope it goes down so I can buy more. | |
That I never agreed to | I didn't say ask, I said force | |
To be fair rosebud has been out here for a while making wsb great again | Yeah, but that only goes to show that once /u/haupt91 showed up things actaully began to pick up | |
yeah but not as much as AMD, MU and the likes. Because when those get fucked they get fucked hard, NVDA just bounces right back | Nvidia used to have AMD-level volatility, but after that earnings one or two years ago where everyone jerked off on their datacenter growth it just continuously shot up... I vividly remember those times when a single analyst could get the price to sub 90... | |
They would if they would've Yolo'd on AMD Calls | Never to late to yolo on puts, my dude | |
God I love this sub | The nonchalant head-turn of the unnamed bird in the background needs to be shopped to have the head turn happen a moment after the dirty deed, with title under the bird being: Tesla car owners. | |
SVXY will never make it to 100 after the leverage cut. Not saying it's a bad buy, the term structure is definitely accommodating for owning it right now. | LOL at how they spin that as protecting the investor. They make you pay fees for cash they keep for you and that will only be used to increase your losses when the VIX spikes more than 100%. | |
The market isn’t open at night though. | You work to fund your trading. Working at night means he can trade all day. | |
99% of the people here lose money. Coincidence? | Just sayin posting a year long gain as a comparison means nothing to us. A 2 month comparison is more worthy of this sub, like OP posted. | |
Could also possibly be gay and THEN fake | unironically this | |
And then 780ti came out. Although my 290x has aged well as a space heater | GTX 780Ti has been confirmed to be slower than R9 290X now | |
Old news repainted as fresh | And you took all the Karmas😢 | |
Index funds are required to load up on TWTR to match their weight to the S&P 500 weight. So everything from SPY to SP500 tech funds will all be buying regardless of price just due to the requirements of their fund structure. | oh yea that makes sense now. | |
How are 101.4% of the shares institution owned? | options and incentive packages I think. disclaimer: I could be retarded | |
Short google it doesn’t work | Google is testing AI in /r/Robinhood. Only way such stupid, easily searched questions are getting answers. Seriously, who has time to explain this basic shit. | |
Yes but just lie like you did with your broker. Nobody will ever find out. | You run an options trading business, don't you? DON'T YOU?? | |
It's a catalyst though, right?!?! MU to $60 tomorrow! Woooooooo | Closer to SAP? Closer to cloud networking and AI? MUUUN? | |
Tim Cook can’t cuck you unless you’re gay because he’s gay | Like he said. **Tim Cook cucked me** | |
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GTX 780Ti has been confirmed to be slower than R9 290X now | By the time that happened the 9xx came out and ever since amd been playing catch up. The only nice thing is that amd cards age better but that just might caz they rebrand them so many times | |
2020 puts yolo | Prove it | |
Could go down | Damn |
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