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Be advised, OPs Mom.. big fan of the ole iron condor. | She likes a little on every side. | |
Show me your best bagholding. | TGIF, but I'm new. | |
Free Netflix. You don’t get rich by paying for shit you don’t have to | I love my free netflix | |
My grandpa loves talking about 'the market' with me. | 'back in the day I used to gamble on forex and made a lot of money, wasn't luck though ' | |
rekt | What a degenerate | |
Thought about it | How low was it? | |
Ikr? I find myself realizing that often. | I wouldn't bother answering dtiftw he's posted 16000 pro GMO/Monsanto words this month to over 80 different subreddits on his purchased account. I can't prove he's a shill but he's tickin all the boxes. | |
Thirded. | FiF | |
Cant argue with that | no mu tattoo | |
It's a decent living, but not that many tendies tbh | I thought. Consultants made 100 tendies per hour. | |
You joke, but I fucking love jeopardy. Long jeopardy. | Buy puts. Alex will retire one day. | |
Just sayin posting a year long gain as a comparison means nothing to us. A 2 month comparison is more worthy of this sub, like OP posted. | Fine. MU went up 50% in ONE month this year. Fag. | |
Why the FD's on 6/8? Seems slightly possible to hit $185 but still risky | I usually try to close weeklies out by Thursday at the latest. Very rarely take them all the way to Friday. If I see a solid open today, I'll sell them. Just use them for a little riskier gamble short term while I think the long term trend is upward. Also, in this particular case, because we're in all time high territory, any move upward could be significant. I certainly wouldn't be surprised to see 188 this week. Yes, that's super optimistic, but we'll see what happens. | |
Whats the difference between ATM and ITM? | at the money and in the money. Stock at 10 you buy the 10.5 call= atm. stock a 10 you buy 9.5=itm | |
I think it's a good question, and the answer depends on your goal of the money. For r/personalfinance, I think $8,800 would be good because they improved over a longer time. For WSB, i'd want $6,400 so I could double down and throw my money away. | Hi faggot. The $6400 on AMD implies that you bag held AMD for a year watching it go through a deep sea diving expedition OR you somehow timed the entry perfectly and held and did not take profits, which we both know didnt happen. The MU gain we also both know MANY people have rode that beast up for the past year. Use your fucking brain young cuckling. | |
Took out a cash advance in an hour? 😂 | Proof comings. | |
Bro how can I use a computer to find a RIM job? | backpage | |
Long term prospects not that great? | Not until we see an earnings report. | |
It's J Cairsoft brah | You know JCairaoft? | |
I’m not shitting myself, i didn’t even set limit for myself on these, if they expire whatever I was wrong, the risk is worth it | I like your style | |
They're $115 strikes because I'm a retarded faggot | Thats an impressive level of braindead. I imagine you've been grinding that skill for the past 5 years non-stop to be that stupid. | |
a painful reminder | learned this with walmart calls | |
i just saw FB 'we're sorry' ad's on tv, never seen that before, they are scared of something. | I love those plus Wells Fargo's new 'Re-established 2018' ad campaign. Like c'mon lmao. | |
Nice poorfilio | I think you mean 'poorfolio' | |
Yodawg, heard you like banks | I want to give you at least 2 upvotes, so you can have an upvote with your upvote. | |
Collage-level allegra | Yeah but my professor gave me a Claritin D | |
yeah where I'm from friends call other friends momsie | hey its me ur momsie | |
The vendor lockin is really hard to get away from as it infests every other tool that you use. Often your IT teams have integrated its evil into every other part of your sales workflow. | Agreed. I actually don't mind SFDC so much as a salesperson it's just that it's apparently so customizable that my company made a huge mess of it. And we're in tech! Not sure if it's just the app management team we have or what. Looks completely different from the version I used at a previous job. | |
I’m kind of with you... I mean one he doesn’t know a simple thing but then again, it’s not like he jumped into options (like most of the retards here, me included) with no clue. And depending when he bought it... he could be up at a minimum of 40%. Which is more then I could say on my first “investment”, and most folks here could say. I’ll reserve judgement for now. | All three of you need to drink cyanide | |
Hi faggot. The $6400 on AMD implies that you bag held AMD for a year watching it go through a deep sea diving expedition OR you somehow timed the entry perfectly and held and did not take profits, which we both know didnt happen. The MU gain we also both know MANY people have rode that beast up for the past year. Use your fucking brain young cuckling. | Only because you suck or are poor. | |
Hey man long time no see. How ya been? | Good boo boo. You know how to get a hold of me. | |
Limiting risk limits rewards. Why would I be bullish and bearish on the same company? Pick a direction based on a catalyst and stick with it | People use straddles when they think a companies price will move significantly but aren't sure which way it will go. | |
Dont bet against the power of spoiled rich white girls | Yoga pants and pumpkin spice season is just around the corner. I'll stay away. | |
You're supposed to put that shit in your face, not in your basement. | I don't wanna judge, but it sounds like you might have [a drinking problem](https://m.popkey.co/9d67d6/oAxVD.gif) | |
Big if true. | # Bigger if true. | |
I wouldn't bother answering dtiftw he's posted 16000 pro GMO/Monsanto words this month to over 80 different subreddits on his purchased account. I can't prove he's a shill but he's tickin all the boxes. | Just noticed that; nothing quite screams 'shill' like only discussing one subject 95% of the time on over a dozen different boards. Pretty clear they just typed in 'GMO' and 'Monsanto' into search and went to town with copypasta. | |
Why's that | I’ve got a funny feeling in my balls it won’t work out | |
Yeah, I’m yoloing this weekly like a tard. If it does go up after ER I’m so fucked lol | Considering what happened with TIF aren’t you a bit worried? | |
and what's a computer? | something you probably can't afford. | |
I would have thought the EU retaliatory tariffs would have hit hard but they didn't hit at all. | They weren't designed to affect our economy, they were targeted specifically to only hurt the industries of certain swing states. Europe is afraid to get in a real trade war. The trigger would be China, if they follow through with their retaliation we'll probably see a drop in the market but it seems like right now nobody believes it. | |
And slow down growth? Fuck that | Ally calls to stick it to personalfinance | |
what the fuck you talking about? bought my intel i7 6700K in 2015 and it shows no signs of slowing down | My bad. Hows your apple watch doing? | |
I think you mean GS Marcus for a fat 1.7% | Sounds pretty risky dude. Would probably shit myself waiting for the extra .1% | |
Yeah, it's no joke. She seemed to have everything, family, wealth and success, but she didn't have peace of mind. Very sad for her and her family | I don't have family, wealth, or success but I have peace of mind. I'm fucking rich yo. | |
Good call | You think it will be at $60 by end of this week? I’d like to close the position early if possible | |
I'm up $2500 on /es futures today...This is a bad sign. I'm definitely going to lose it all soon. | Just make sure you have right stops and you’ll be ok. | |
repost | Guess i should have scrolled before posting | |
You can't make the stuff up, from shit you see on this sub. | the prime example of reality is more unbelievable than fiction | |
Missed it by that much | 68 cents | |
Fuck, ain’t that the truth. I’m trying to stay strong but I’ll be back to cry about it if I puss out. | Seeing the jump at the end of today after it went down to pre-May madness levels makes me think it might have bottomed out today, so that's nice. What calls are you holding? | |
What do you mean? It says $4080 right in the pic. | I think he is wondering if that is the value in actual shares with the x100 multiple... 🤦🏻♀️ | |
Thought about that. Leverage doesn't increase % of portfolio, so you're still capped at 100. | You are technically correct. The best kind of correct. | |
What chart do you analyze? 5 day 5 min had Cci low ichi as support rsi at 40 imp vol was High tho | RSI is 83 on the daily chart. You could hope to catch some whipsaw action moving up, but I doubt you’ll get a sustained rally until the RSI takes a breather. | |
They've been coming back for a while. I liked them since 9. But the drops around the last earnings were pretty bad and I don't like the short-term pattern right now after the rebound we've seen. | Yeah - if anything it’s been super frustrating if you are one of those who have been following it for a year + now. | |
What happened? | His fish died. | |
Probably ROPE. Shorting fang ina bull market is asking to die | I made 500% on NFLX FD puts back in April because they were cheap. ¯\\\__(ツ)__/¯ | |
20 Do u even cost basis? | Movie tickets are like $18 in NYC | |
Fuck yes. Have you seen a torrid catalog? | This is really messing with my mind. No, what's that? | |
yea, we waiting for robinhood to liberate canada from evil corporates | They need to open a physical office in Canada in order to do business with you fags up north. | |
What is the P/E on your brain? | 'Tingtong' means something like *crazy idiot*. It's a clear indicator that he learned to speak Thai from cheap hookers. | |
solid legacy | It’s on my resume | |
how do u develop your frontal lobe more if ur in that age | Options trading | |
You should be a good amount ahead today my dude. | Let the tendies keep flowing muh dudes. | |
Right but then what. No way we keep going up. Sold half my shares for now. | Why not? Why should they not go up? | |
Let's flip that total return shall we? 💱 | Curious to know if any of you boys know what Computex is.. and what AMD is presenting.. like.. tonight..? | |
Seriously I cannot believe the bids that are out there on far OTM MU July calls. I've been a retarded MU bull since 2013 but even I would never think of buying that shit. | Other robinhood users maybe haha | |
He thought he could suicide by tossing it in | Didn't even have the electrical cord. What an oddity. | |
If you’ve got $1,000 and 10yrs to wait, you too can be a TSLA owner! | That’s not too bad. U could put 250k for a roadster in 2020 when tesla might not even be around | |
Lol, you have obviously not been watching the stock. Facebook is still undervalued. | I was with you until undervalued. | |
Its not a rule, but a a good rule of thumb to live by and was a gilded post at some point i believe. Im not saying close it all out but collecting tendies never hurt anyone | Exactly. No one ever went lost money by taking profits. Many people have lost money by getting greedy. | |
Was planning on doing it when it hit $12, but pussied out. I guess $13 is just as good. | Lol what could go wrong with this line of thinking? But hey man you go ahead, I’ve got some calls that are doing nicely, one or two more green days would be sweet. | |
OP’s mother? | Only need to be a dollaraire for that ride. | |
You can’t spell faggot without MU | I checked the dictionary and confirmed that this allegation is true | |
JDeez going to be at 41-43 by 6/18 homie. | I can only get so erect. I've got calls at $36, $39, and $40 | |
>Investor | Bahahaha. | |
Are you me? | I am you! | |
If you do this multiple times, is it a Ponzi scheme if you only sell to yourself? 🤔 | In that plan you'll always get burned. | |
How do you know banks are next? Just curious | They're severely underpriced.. Look at BAC and JPM P/E. It's incredible they're dropping and it's because of the trade shenanigans. Company fundamentals are strong, growth is there, laxing of regulations, and interest rates may be raised sometime this month 1/4 a percent. The signs are there and a long call for the year on some of the big finance companies may be the move, especially how cheap they are now | |
So like... he could have got the discount after 5... | But then he wouldn’t have 502 of these beauties. | |
6 what? Tendies? Chocolate chip cookies? | Either one is better than me. | |
Yeah, but that only goes to show that once /u/haupt91 showed up things actaully began to pick up | admins suspended him lol. | |
Diamonds are a scam and people are slowly realizing it. You deserve to suck dicks | You too | |
Good boo boo. You know how to get a hold of me. | Oh for sure. Catchup soon | |
Look at it this way... it's up 6% since March, before Trump started on all his bullshit about USPS. It's not a crazy extension of the stock price. | 6% in 3 months is fast, especially when you consider that this is a huge company. Even more so when you consider that it's outside of earnings announcements. | |
I grabbed BAC shares at 29.09. Any reason why it’s down ? Seems to be at support here | It wont be below 30 much longer shares are good | |
We already lost. Can't lose anymore | We were(are) the largest most prosperous economy in the world. I wouldn't call that 'losing'. We started losing ground with all the tariffs against our allies but Trump could undo that with a snap of his fingers | |
You mean a “normal earther” or “earther” for short. | This sub is well known for its support of flat earth theory research | |
I was probably drunk. | One of us | |
Wall Maria? | On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the random Trump Tweet and were disgraced to live in these cages we called ITM Calls. | |
what's the entry point for AMC? | one person to buy the tickets at the front door, then he opens the side door for the 13 friends. | |
$IQ is the next meme stock. Load up while you still can | $5k in equities and $5k in puts means I'm hedged, right? | |
Its brilliant but also seems incredibly stupid in the long run. | Well yes that is why there is the 'and dump' part of the equation | |
Etrade | Thanks! I've been mostly using Robinhood, but recently started Schwab. I don't know how much I like it so far, tbh. I'll check out E-Trade. | |
MU to 70? Top kek | 64 is all I need bby | |
Largest single holder, but she’s not selling. She’s very active and looks to be a big part of WYNN moving forward. | Oh great, a woman trying to change my gambling. | |
I TOOK OUT A LOAN LAST WEEK FOR LIKE 10K TO BUY SCRATCH OFFS IDK HOW MUCH IVE SPENT SO FAR MAYBE HALF BUT IVE WON LIKE 300 BUCKS SO ITS WORTH IT ESPECIALLY WHEN I HIT THAT JACKPOT CASHTAGESKEETIT | WHAT | |
https://youtu.be/VCVMNT86FB4 | This brought tears of joy to my eyes | |
Like I said, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. | gotta put that limit order in the night before. | |
If you wanted to find that out you didn’t need to make an entire post | that's what the portfolio page is for. | |
It's hedging and/or speculating, for WSB though, just pure gambling. | i mean... what's the difference between gambling and speculating, REALLY? speculating is just a classier term. |
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