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Only bought 3 contracts so worst case I’m out $375 letting them expire on the 15th. | Go FD on Friday calls if you're not an Autist | |
I thought Ryzens came out last year and got rekt by Intel like 1 month later, bc that’s what you do to your annoying little step brother. | If you think they got rekt you are out of the loop. RYZEN is gaining market share and winning tech awards. Check for yourself. | |
Thanks buddy | Why did you buy 500? Why not just a few to test the waters if you weren't sure what you are doing. I seriously suggest at least dumping 90% of those at the loss you have or you will have your whole amount destroyed by the time it rolls around. | |
I lol'd | He’s right though... | |
You heard all this shop shit from me fokes. Called it from 97 | I started accumulating since $22. My average is $72 for 4,444 shares. 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 | |
also isnt me m8 | Obviously. This isn't a Grindr screenshot, so no way it could be you | |
64 is all I need bby | I got u fam | |
Really though, why is MU at such a low PE vs its comps when it seems to be doing pretty well? | Some dumb analystits keep screedching 'CyCiLickALaacaAkale' | |
Or just burning your money | I do believe, in this particular case, it was the latter | |
i dont get it | to be fair, you have to have a very high iq to get it | |
Damn twitch thots! | I think the real question here is, can we copystrike them? | |
Boring bonehead questions are not cool | You have to understand, you’re boring and cyclical (did I hit all the memes?) | |
What about it’s split from intel? That has to have a pretty big affect? | Why? Why is it bad for MU? You realize that with that partnership MU has been required to sell INTC supply at cost? That supply can now be sold for profit. | |
hey I support that man | Child support is especially expensive for an autistic child. | |
You aren’t fucked yet, but once you get that cash from the AMD selloff you’ll be getting fucked by all the honies | Stop I can only get so erect | |
Or August. | Nah bro it's only a loss if you sell | |
My ITM00000 0000000LEAP calls 000000went u0000000000p 5% tod00000000000000000ay. | lucky fucker | |
actually 'M-double O-N that spells (insert random word)' is a Tom Cullen quote from the Stephen King book 'The Stand'. Funny thing is Tom Cullen in the book is retarded, so your dad probably knew all along that you would end up in this sub with the rest of the autistic retards. | You’ve literally made my week. | |
How much you pay tho | Lord.. you don't wanna know. Over a dollar (apiece) | |
Just wanted to say I followed your advice two months ago now it's all tendies tomorrow morning | That's great to hear! Wish I followed my own advice lol | |
Not if you're capable of holding a conversation... | Where do you think you are? | |
He’s right though... | Yeah. that's why it's funny | |
Lol - Intel waits until the right moment of overhype then releases something new to completely obliterate any hope AMD has. | So you’re holding AMD puts? 😂😂 | |
For some reason I read that as 'I'll cunt him' and I didn't even question it | I do that too people I like | |
That's honestly impressive seeing how there's so much competition here for such a title. | I say it at least once a week | |
Daddy bezos sells 1 billion a year to fund rockets. Is that bearish? | I bet he wished he hadn't because those shares are worth $700 million more today | |
What we know is that it won't be Intel - that is confirmed. If its not going to be ARM... then that leaves an AMD Semi-custom partnership as the only plausible option. | Yes. I came to that conclusion months ago. | |
Unless you are looking for downvotes, don't bring ANY technical analysis to WSB! | You're right. I forgot. People should notice that AMD is up to $15.24 as of 8:10AM today though. | |
I made 500% on NFLX FD puts back in April because they were cheap. ¯\\\__(ツ)__/¯ | 500% of $1 is still just a subway sandwich | |
I’m not actually poor I just spend money stupidly. | Get more brokers... | |
We just crossed $30 in after hours trading. Go cash out at the open and roll into longer expiry. | Pulling back | |
So what the fuck did you do? You sold a call? | Sorry bro I was just fucking with ya. Tons of posts about high schoolers and I thought it would be funny. | |
fun fact, i have 3 nipples | So does my childhood best friend. | |
Roll Tide! | As a Clemson alum living in Alabama, I can't upvote this enough | |
An app called Stockpile allows this | Fuck that, you pay 99c per trade to do so. Use Stash to buy fractions for no fees. (well, $1/month). Much different/more affordable imo. | |
There's a company that I sell calls 2 weeks out 10% OTM for 2% premium. I have written 100% of calls at or above that price. | Your mother would be proud. | |
Nowadays its a margin email. | I would have been quite pleased to have had that option in 1987... | |
Display model | OP either stole that or is an iron salesman. Both scenarios reaching dangerous levels of autism. | |
you’ll have a yacht next year boi | Nope down a dolla | |
I misunderstood. I thought the implication was that SNAP will be fine because FB did fine through the scandal. | -2.25% 9 minutes after open already | |
Well Jesus wasnt a Jew. He didnt come from sperm. He was implanted by god. Doesnt matter though. Although the revelations prophecy is something that I always think about. | What the *fuck* are you doing on wallstreetbets? | |
You may live in your mom’s basement but you’re still getting pretty good drugs | Just read that whole thread. No clue what that guy thinks hes doing bringin that shit into WSB | |
fucking seriously take your tendies and run | Well I guess one more day didn't hurt him... | |
But then he wouldn’t have 502 of these beauties. | Beauties indeed | |
MU was one of the top losers and went down from $60 last couple weeks. You think it will go down more?? | It went from 46 to 60 in a few weeks. Looks like profit taking to me. It’s always better to make your own decisions though, but I think the fundamentals are strong and buying here is fine | |
Spreads | Can I do this on robinhood? I'm assuming this is like buying a call at $1750 and selling a call at $1800. What if I only have $1k free? Can I do this? | |
Stockpile | That's a great name for it | |
rip you | Lol k | |
I’m at a multiple of you and the perks are good. However the trade executions have been dubious at times and options cost 8 or 9 bucks to trade still. | Get someone on the phone and ask them to lower the cost of option trades. I dont do a lot of options trading but I was on the phone discussing it with someone on Merrill and told him I do my options trading elsewhere. He hinted at being able to lower the cost. | |
That’s what you get for being retarded | Give it theta | |
I just bought some IGT calls for September this morning. Those new video game slot machines are addictive af | Also they were the only bidder for RI RFP for a sports gambling vendor. Aggressive calls for the last month and sweeps have been up all week. | |
I would just like to point out that I was right. | Yeah, thanks for saving me | |
Did MySpace every really expand beyond their own website? | Did MySpace ever make money? Did MySpace have a half a trillion evaluation? Ignore these FB naysayers, they clearly have no fucking clue what they're talking about. | |
Take an unsecured loan out, max your cc, and all in mu 60 July calls | mu 90 July calls like that one guy rofl | |
Tinder not Grinder ? good to know it was none of you lot. | It’s grindr you poser. Mods, flair this phony. | |
Already did... Once after 9AM and then once after 3PM usually. | BMO I understand, but you jerk it during power hour? Wtf? | |
I wish I had a dollar every time I heard this retarded talking point from a low social value android neckbeard | Lol, but seriously girls dig the iPhone, if she sees green bubbles when you text her she’s gonna ghost you | |
Apparently you should leave the amd calls. | Fucking day trader protection... | |
[We in this together now](https://i.imgur.com/51NRw0n.jpg) | I almost committed to a call this morning. Let’s hope we both come out of this green. | |
that thing moves way too slow to make sick options games worth it (assuming thats what youre after) | Not really after fast gains, after gains though | |
Well Android will obviously follow suit and wonder why they didn’t sooner. This is apple trying to sell ads. Google is king of ads | A N T I T R U S T | |
I started accumulating since $22. My average is $72 for 4,444 shares. 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 | Damn dude, I bought 110 shares at $65 and I thought I was king. | |
Dude, thanks for this. Got 4 6/15 at .5 , just sold for .45. Good shit. | You’re welcome! | |
I have no idea what is going to happen in the phone market 5 years from now nevermind 20. Apple's focus on iphones is concerning, but I would rather them go more into mobile than try to get back into desktops or laptops. | they should just become a marketing giant. they are really fucking good at getting people to buy the same fucking thing over and over again at an ever-increasing price with ever decreasing capability. | |
Die together? | Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |
It's a good thing you bought them the day they announced their new CPU. Smart | Please... Since when has amd acted rationaly? | |
Dude it’s a $14 stock, 5 cents translates to like 30% move | #MATH | |
Anakin, is that you? | No, the sand people took him | |
How in the fuck did you lose money on Amazon | Coz I was/ am an autist. | |
In 2 $305 puts at $3.77 | I bet you feel like a genius right now. | |
Reason to be bullish? | I buy shirts there sometimes | |
Id hang on to IQ they cant push it down forever | The jews walked the dessert 40 years.. I think they can buddy.. | |
Pretty much looks just like him. | Fake Views. Its a witchunt. | |
Never know until you try..... | That's true, but if they have tried and friends and family don't have the money. Not don't want to invest literally can't afford it (in fact shouldn't it be accredited investors who happen to be friends and family) then what? | |
Shit fam he's halfway home. I'ma let Ally hold my ends till he get out and leads the YOLO revolution. | think his anus is ready for home? | |
I think after how SIG opened today you need to suck his dick | Erm did u not see AMD and sexy Lisa Su bae in computer... How bout you suck my dick | |
I think he ment op, not the reply posted pic. | I'm dumb. Carry on. | |
Hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha. Dude you're a joke. | Why? Do you have the data to disprove it? Are you mad because you are short? | |
google.com/scandal-of-the-week | Googling 'scandal' mostly returns tabloid-level Trump scandals. | |
Some calculate it as 2-3x earnings. | who? | |
If you don't iron your work clothes for tomorrow on the beach then you're the odd one out. | I do it just like my options. naked. | |
That's a great name for it | No, stockpile is an app that lets you buy fractional shares! | |
I bought 7/20 $16 Puts today, and this is exactly why. | Same here. It’s up too much and people will take profit. I took a small position because who knows, it could go to 16+ tomorrow. | |
I never played it but a lot of people got fucked here buying in the mid-high 20's | Ahh summer of 2016 what a time | |
That's pretty much my account though. That and weed. | `FAG WEED MAN` is dope. | |
Aka the best cucking | I would probably have a 5 bagger today........fml....I dont give a fuck. I rebought June 15 calls today. Fuck it. | |
Well you're a daft cunt ain't ya. | Child molesting, genocide endorsing, money worshipping, white scumbags | |
Nothing like being down 50% to make you realize you should have gotten out when you were up 40% | When you gonna learn Elon is *the* hype man. People who just utter his name get hype for god sakes. | |
Is dedicated Iron salesman a thing? I think OP stole it from the house wares section of target, where he works. Yes, very autistic | Door to door iron salesman I presume. | |
*what if qqq drops when I buy calls* | You were supposed to have bought way OTM calls on $QQQ so they were cheap at the time you started the Short, and remember, you only lose how much it costs to buy the calls, so way otm calls would be cheap, and you could load up for like $600-900, and then if $QQQ drops, your future short makes money and your calls will only lose $600-900 ... or whatever you deem your risk tolerance. | |
Some dumb analystits keep screedching 'CyCiLickALaacaAkale' | Ahhhh makes sense. I think I remember that. | |
I mistyped. 6 should be a 9 | its ok 9 comes right after 6 | |
And where will you buy these robots? At the same place you buy everything: Amazon | Now I just imagine Amazon robots loading themselves into Amazon boxes, putting themselves onto Amazon trucks, and driving themselves to Amazon customers.. | |
Did you buy today or should we wait again tomorrow? | Today crossed under 30 rsi so should be good but who knows | |
Thank you sir | Selling any? | |
It’s grindr you poser. Mods, flair this phony. | *flair this pony | |
Ya I was at 100% there. Makes sense, I'm pretty new to this so I wasn't sure if it would rebound or what. Was more excited about making a solid call on an option I think. I'll keep it in mind for future. | No man you did the right thing by taking profits. This is the first step to holding on too long. Just take profits and reenter with a new trade | |
Google -> “disgusted dog gif” | Yes but I'm not the dumb one, the poster above me was. | |
Shouldnt the more expensive options also lead to more incoming cash due to higher prices? | They won't roll out in big numbers right away though. In time they will raise the margins though, yes. | |
Remember, only pick winners and not the losers | You should write a book |
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