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What stock would you suggest I invest all my money in? | MU or AyyMD | |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl\_Qyk9DSUw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_Qyk9DSUw) | Ha! | |
Not just the acquisitions. The financial and health spin offs too. Those are going to basically generating passive income for the mothership that will keep margins high. Same with the investments in best and zto. | I bought Sept 200 calls here | |
Gang bought 2 hours ago. Not worried but Really surprised it dropped another percent | Rising right now almost made my commish back 😎 | |
Me too bro :/ but I'm heavily loaded up on some FB monthlies (190-195 strikes) because I'm convinced they'll recover. This is a huge overreaction and a great opportunity to double down. | I bought an Apple call instead, don’t want to have a ton of money tied up in FB calls specifically | |
This is the only green in the sea of red that is my portfolio today. | Same here including Carvana | |
on the flip side, this will bring down the opening price a bit, just means more profits to book for later. | Get the losing part out of the way early. It can only go up after that. | |
Lol you think buying 100 is the same? Percentage means nothing if all you’re risking is an xbox you tool. | Correct me if I’m wrong but I think an Xbox costs a little less than 20k, no? | |
I wish I looked as handsome as that guy. | I bet you do ! | |
If this trend continues until monday, boom. Profit. | 'boom, profit' is the exact thing i'd expect whoever doodled this autistic screen grab to say | |
Just sold. | Ima hold, I think it’s got another down day in it | |
sold for a loss. I literally would have made back all of those losses in seconds if I had just waited. | 'If I had just waited' is the WSB theme song. | |
Hahaha i guess the rage came out a little bit there, nah, most of my hate for millenials comes from the fact that by most cutoff points i am one, so i'm unfortunately associated with them | And you seem like a total asshole. | |
Just look at the volume. $15 isn’t a stable price. There’s a smidge of resistance at 14.85 but once it pops that cherry it’s down to 13. | This was my initial though but it seems unable to break the 14.85 support levels :( | |
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Already bought and sold my AMD puts, invested 100% of the gains into 07/20 $62.50 MU Calls | Pow! | |
A classic 3 steps back, 4 steps forward trading strategy in action! | seems more like the opposite mate | |
Prepare your $90 by 7/20 calls | They're cheap as hell! | |
How are those puts looking now? | You’ve won this round Mr. Plum. We”ll see what tomorrow brings. | |
show bobs n vegana. ok rape u later | Bitch lasagna | |
I have 7 SPX 2750 puts 6/8 as well that lost 75% of value yesterday.. bought them yesterday. $4k worth at beginning, mostly gone now but whatever. Easy come easy go. | I have 30 2750 puts, same boat. Ride or die. | |
I started from the bottom and I’m still here. | bro, you haven't even reached the bottom yet. You're still paying off high school loans. | |
I bought those on Tuesday at $0.54. Just sold at $0.17. I'll take it | Hahaha. This comment embodies WSB. | |
He had a rough childhood. | an awesome childhood.. | |
Everyone buy in more at 3:45-4 and let’s get this party started | You're the man. | |
Check out $NOW. Down %4.5 today. Still very strong. | What are you going in at? | |
We’re in this together boys | Sell puts patiently over months, collect premium, use it to buy calls, lose 90% in 1 day. | |
The sub can keep saying it longer than you can stay sane. | i don't think anyone reading this was sane to begin with | |
He got puts. Both of you faggots are making money, as Am I, as soon as it drops more | Based on this statement and your username, it would appear that we have a lot in common. | |
It’s going up don’t worry. | Well I suppose I owe you a bit of an apology. Bought today at 57 and sold at 59 AH so thanks. | |
PORQUE NO LOS DOS | I get what you mean but I've been working full time and going to school for about two years and got burned out. My grades been okay but i would want to focus on school a little since it's only about a year left. i know it's possible since a lot of people do it but still | |
Nice post, I learned a little, but I don't understand how I would trade on it. | That's fine, you're better off understanding it today and then later on, if you continue to learn more about trading, it will all make sense | |
I guess no one got the subtle Arrested Development reference... | Ron Howard: He hadn’t, but he wasn’t going to admit it. | |
DUDE.... POST POSITIONS OR GTFO | warm | |
he has the autism | He should bring him here... | |
SHouLdA bOuGhT iQ lIkE A tRuE wSb MeMeR | there ya go boiiiii | |
Time to play the gains! | Legend | |
Same here. | july 55s checking in | |
No hookers? He does *not* get it. | He also wont get STDs. Just play with the gold diggers. | |
Yeah I mean looking at how it all played out I think those shits and giggles were well worth it. I ended up not losing any money today averaging down actually though so it worked out really nicely for me. Went from being down a couple hundred on them all to up about a hundred so I can’t complain too bad! | yep worked out well, and who knows what will happen tomorrow if it will continue running or peak-n-drop. Glad we both made some tendies. | |
Haha I replied to your comment and you said oversold first. | No, i said I wouldn’t buy until it’s oversold, why would you buy calls when it’s overbought? | |
Yeah but that just brings up shares and CFDs. No options. Could you share a screenshot? Also Warrants same thing as call options? | [here you go](https://imgur.com/gallery/vJadCdl) | |
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Pro tip: you can dream about what to do with the money without spending $2. Chances of actually spending the money remain virtually the same. | I do it for the mother fucking rush man | |
But 12k to max out autism | Shit then I’ve maxed out many multiple times | |
You're God damn right. I too like my sauce with a side of homophobia. | kinda set myself up for that one, but chick-fil-a sauce makes me happy. | |
If you used every cent of your account on OTM calls it is haha! | ^^this | |
Plus it’s on sale today god dammit | Holy shit that's a bull trap chart. | |
'Hmm options... Yes. Those are how I lose money... Index, mhmm... That's usually used with the acronym ETF, which I know is something that will not get me a yacht.' | I'm disappointed by the lack of the acronym 'FD'. That is all a true autist needs to know. | |
Honestly though, how is that working for you? | He's obviously doing ok if he has a phone just for trading. Jesus man, he probably eats chik fil a tendies every night too, rich fucker. | |
No. They aren't. | Lmao ok | |
The jews walked the dessert 40 years.. I think they can buddy.. | lol | |
Na that can't be it. Maybe it has to do with the gender and/or sexuality of the investor? | Equality dollars | |
Why not WFC? | With all the negative publicity and them trying to “Reestablish” in 2018, can you imagine the backlash if they increased their dividend or started stock buy backs? I’m sure they’ll pass their stress test, but if they tried anything investor positive there would be huge backlash. | |
long deutsche bank | Really? Why? | |
After markets closed, I'm sitting there looking at my account thinking wow, some of these people are really fucking suffering and I just made bank. | You feel bad about a trucker strike in Brazil? Who is suffering there? You do realize that SPY et al are not good for life on earth, right? I mean it's not like you're GS trading swaps and collecting punitive interest payments in Venezuela or anything man... | |
What strike would I even buy to get 100% | He is back | |
Canada's tourists are about to get high. | So that’s Canada gas, retail, weed ETFs, and hotels, food, and tourists that are are worth betting an upward trend on. | |
Thank you papa, we’ll see how it goes | I would be all over the morning pop if it happens and just take my gains. | |
well, you see I now have a monthly paycheck for the rest of my life. which means I dont give a shit about traditional investments. | Shooting for that O5 retirement so i can gamble on FDs. | |
Can you do this with RH? | no | |
Nobody tell him | :-( | |
that | we | |
You should post trade confirmation of sell/buy on personal finance when you are done with tomorrow. | am banned for repeatedly advising to trade options in Roth IRA | |
Next time buddy. Don’t worry, big opportunities are coming up ;) | I'm listening. | |
Thank you so much! You inspired me man! | No problem! You can do it, dude!! | |
The lattest. | The lattestest | |
Or look desperately at the screen while the options expire worthless | Most likely this. I mean...I own $60 MU calls but they are for Oct....so.....yea. | |
$1.01 .. | Eh you may be ok... BE is 278.51 so only needs to go up .4%. If it’s down tomorrow that’ll be tough but if it’s up you got a shot. How many contracts? | |
18 contracts | You’re definitely not Asian, or literate. | |
ur trying way too hard bud | It's math. It's basic math. Even a Bestla owner can understand it. | |
What is the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks? | Same as the ratio of leprechauns to unicorns. | |
This subreddit is pure gold. Thank you Seattlestocker. | It has its moments, haha. Glad you got a laugh. | |
Quite well, but sold them too early. Held my 7/20 puts longer and sold them at the bottom. Good day overall. | You don't think amd will be lower by July? | |
well, there's a log scale for the # of tickets and cost of them, to a point where it's actually financially viable as a bet to increase your chances for winning half a billion dollars, iirc some Financial firm won a huge jackpot by staking 500k in tickets | Link? I'm not doubting you I'd just love to see an article about that. | |
The lottery doesn't have options. | I'd like to cash out. | |
That’s what I said, honey. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to profit and learn experientially. | At least you were fucking around with puts where your liability is limited if you fucked up and sold to open (you can only ever be out the strike price - the premium you were paid), if you sold a call because you didn’t know what you were doing you would have opened yourself up to unlimited liability. | |
Luckily ER was good, popped back up bigly from close after hours. | Told you guys the call 60 was a sure thing. | |
This didn't age well | It went straight up from $9 to damn near $16....falling only a buck after that moonshot is pretty good... | |
Wouldn't every current Roth IRA be grandfathered in? | God knows what the future holds when millennials will be making the laws and voting on bill passage | |
Yes | well, only half wrong. Thanks Cuckerberg | |
YOLO wolf lives there, it's not all bad | YOLO WOLF! | |
London almost made it illegal to short after 2009. This would have closed major hedgefunds | God forbid institutions lose money | |
Run up > actual ER imo | Probably, but last quarter it was worth holding through ER for the extra $6/share. | |
June 8th | All I’ll say is if it’s up at the open, you may wanna sell just in case | |
Probably a good idea if they are in the money. The IV for July isn’t as crazy as June | I took in $255 in credit selling the 8/15 $20 put and the 8/15 $21 call. I doubt there were enough buyers for 19.1k shares, but if there were that would be 191 \* $255 credit up front with a lot less risk to the downside. Not that anyone here gives a fuck about the downside. | |
Most of the sector was sold off today. People already sold the news. It may dip early but it's up and up for this entire industry. | PM gonna end up selling weed by the carton and steel all yall tendies if you stay in this too long. | |
As a person that has been hired and hired other people, I've never checked if a degree was legit or had mine checked | Big if true | |
Ok so people are betting on sad italians gambling? Sounds like opportunity. | There is very little growth over there | |
I know. It's just when they lowered the price from 12 to 8 it was a alarm that was fcking blazing through my roof. | Are you like Cramer with Micron? It's a buy at 60 but speculative at 50? | |
Mine expire tomorrow. I’m fucked | gg you tried | |
He wants the QQQ to go down (which tracks the NASDAQ), but wants MU to go up (which is in the NASDAQ). | MU doesn’t exactly follow the market trend. | |
Well that was smart, just if you just a 7% pop I usually take it right away. If you are on RH and put some money down, this is why people pay for extended hours | Yeah, I don’t know how to do that. I should have prepped but well ya know I got pretty excited and hoped it would stay high at least until the market opens. Ha! | |
I wouldn't buy puts or calls rn. It's just gonna consolidate for awhile. | I meant SPY/ QQQ puts! I’m in MU calls- sorry for the confusion | |
Webull? I think It's global. | Unfortunately it doesn't have options yet. | |
I believe BAC is going to test the ATH before earnings. | actually financials except WTC does sound like a good play. | |
put a 🍗 in your pooper? | No, seriously. Who? | |
Any you recommend? EA? Activision? | Both. Seriously. If you want ot choose one though, then go with ATVI. Not only do they make games, but they also own most of e-sports. | |
Oh shit that's smrt | Explain please | |
I’m taking zero chances headed into the weekend. Selling at open and if there’s a good play at close I’ll go for it, it not, I’ll take the gains. | did you set limit on your calls? i wanna set limit and just sell at open (asap) but i dont know how how to correctly price |
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