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I’m in no doubt of that. | Yeah, because of fags like you | |
Yup rolling the dice. Currently 300 contracts, ~$9,800 bucks in it. | Lookin good pre-market, best of luck G. | |
What a great arb when your car is worth 1/10 the price of a big daddy share. | looks like a Ford Explorer | |
How else are you supposed to get fucked every session? | slide them undies over fam | |
just here for the lullz. | Holy fuck you're a faggot | |
How did you find your calls and puts? | A mix of technicals, news, and luck | |
Not this shit again | PTSD! | |
the thing about priced in is the news didn't start yet, so yeah everyone who was into weedstocks before knew it would pass but now the big news shows will make the public more aware and (hopefully) bring in new investors. | hope you're right! I'd wager weed is one of the most retail stocks out there. | |
Brazil up in pre-market Friday morning...worth buying more EWZ/BRZU puts and get on this train or is the damage done? | The long term outlook is not good for Brazil. This is probably just a bounceback from the terrible day. It isn't going to last. Truckers aren't delivering anything there, so that is really going to hurt sales. Plus, their political landscape is a shitshow. There's no good ending for the Brazillian economy here. | |
I’m scared. Hold me! | AMD is not for the feint of heart. Bull and Bears both make money on it, but people with weak hands get fuuuuuuuucked by it. | |
*they took the midnight train going ann-knee-ware* | The next person to request Journey at the club is gonna catch hands | |
Answer: not well | Other answer: very well | |
I agree 100%. The more bearish the sub becomes, the more AMD rises. | The more ass-fucking the better. We're all faggots here | |
Gonna have to add to this ride I think. My 1 $30 7/20 call needs friends | I have Jun 15 2018 $35 calls I'm up 30% on but can't sell cause I don't have PDT status | |
None of that means shit when Big Dollars want to sell off, I will accept I’m wrong if it closes green today - but I’m expecting a dump around noon/ little after. | I think we're cresting the hill... Put your hands up for that tendie ride to the $13 . | |
I bought the 135 July 20's yesterday for about 2.60 each. Exit target at 3.60. | In the exact same boat but if I'm being honestly I'll probably get scared and sell them before 3.60. | |
You can still sell and switch...assuming you have PDT enabled | No. Strike two. | |
idk, dude sounds like a pussy | Just needs a nudge in the right direction. | |
looks like a Ford Explorer | correct. 2008. | |
Yeah I am just wondering how much trading capital I need to accrue before I can make this my full time thing. It's more fun and we could $800 a month on daycare just by me staying home. | no clue lol | |
I hate money. They're naked. Not my best decision. | u got my vote for mod | |
Picked up shares and some 6/22 $30.5 calls when it was hovering just above 29 that I certainly cant complain about, but everything else is a tire fire that will hopefully turn around next week with July & Sept exp dates | I'm so torn on whether or not to increare my BAC position, or wait for Monday. Sitting on 7/20 30 calls and cash rn. | |
I've been holding $WEED, $ACB, $HVT:CA, and $CRON:CA each for about 18 months or so | Looks like $CRON has a shareholders meeting June 28, think this is more good news to buy into on their end? Worth the July 20 $7.50 Call? | |
I’ve got calls at $12 and puts at $15, riding the wave both ways | Look at this George Soros here | |
nope. Hope sunk. Sold my 4 calls for like a $60 profit. Disappointing compared to the $200 + it was yesterday. maybe rebuy when they dip below my initial cost | What you guys think of their 7/20 calls for shareholder meeting coming up? | |
The difference is when Musk does it, it prints tendies. | I lied about having a gun, but the bank teller still gave me tendies. | |
no | Ok thank you. | |
Why did you do this to me | Congratulations, you played yourself. | |
Nice. | You said it | |
No jinxerino, we close at 61 today or I won't eat tendies for a week | It's not closing at 61 today. Sell now if you haven't my friend. | |
Rip | Yes indeed. I'm ded inside. | |
The long term outlook is not good for Brazil. This is probably just a bounceback from the terrible day. It isn't going to last. Truckers aren't delivering anything there, so that is really going to hurt sales. Plus, their political landscape is a shitshow. There's no good ending for the Brazillian economy here. | You should be banned for selling to an autist. Bought some EWZ 33 and 34 puts, see what happens | |
2% of that in fees is not bad | Plus bonuses for beating the benchmark. | |
As of the time I commented :-) | with BZQ? I went 1X instead of 3X so that i could have the privilege of bagholding at peace. | |
Or 15. Schrodinger's Muuuow | No, that would be stupid. MU makes that much in 5 quarters. | |
Yeah he made 1k in gains, sold too early. Huge balls though. | That's all he made ? Damn | |
So buy puts 🤔 | there's this thing that happens whatever I try to buy the stock goes the other way as soon at the sale is complete. Lost 58% of my portfolio today on 3 separate transactions, twas glorious. I think I'll try to beat that on monday. | |
You're pry right, I think it depends on how much it runs up in these next weeks. | Id still be a seller of most stocks that have ran rather than buyer. Watching close next week or two for sell signals on shop sq biotech etc | |
Just picked up some 6/15 35 puts, been eyeing them all day. | Me too, the PUTS used to be my bread and butter. Idk what’s driving this POS upwards. Even recent earnings was flat. | |
8/17 $55 only | i've got a lot riding on these as well. hopefully we breakout sometime soon. | |
Then anything less than total success next week is NOT priced in. | My puts are getting more erect by the minute | |
A crispy dollar | Yeah I can afford to pay that | |
F | F | |
The way they go on about the MU p/e ratio on this subreddit... its just a matter of time before this becomes a meme stonk. Maybe after the name change. | Mu has no baggage and Is in a different industry. They will have no debt by the end of the year | |
Do it | He ded | |
Sold my 30c calls when I was at 50% profit this morning wtf is wrong with me | Nothing wrong with that. This stock is insane. | |
That's what I would do. Also, corporate bonds. | Is it actually profitable to sell covered calls? Seems like the only attractive options that aren't likely to be exercised really done sell for much | |
I relish your disdain for Journey | Most dadrock sucks to be quite honest | |
This may be too early... If you aren't all in I would still have confidence in this play, but I wouldn't put more than 15% up on these FDs | I am 90% MU calls from early May so can afford to gamble a little I think | |
was this a motivational comment? where am I? who's president? | You're in wsb. A failed businessman and reality TV show host is the president. Cry yourself to sleep tonight once that sinks in. | |
I mean, you could've bought $13 and $17? | That'd be less retarded because he would have lost less money. | |
i took profits on my jul25s im gonna hope monday or tuesday dips again so i can go back in | I sold my $40 July 20s for $2.15 and then bought them again for $1.90 at close. IDK if it was a smart move but it should still prove profitable. I had no intention of rebuying when i sold, but the EOD drop was to much for me to pass up. | |
Short it is then | Genius. | |
Basically I didn’t get how options worked when I bought them initially so I thought buying different dates was a good hedge for stocks I go yolo on. Turns out I was right but still did some stupid shit like buying overpriced high IV low delta options for 6/22 with 65$ breakeven | Mind to explain why this is a good hedge? Why not just buy one kind that averages the risk you want to play? | |
Robinhood doesn't have retirement accounts yet. He also specifically said he pulled money out of his vanguard account to pay for this play. Since his options were bought in Robinhood we can use deductive reasoning to conclude that he is an idiot that withdrew money from his retirement account to fund an fd MU yolo. | Yea. You're probably right. | |
what's happening with EA? | E3 | |
oof | Ouch | |
That concludes why it is great return on investment | just makin' a deposit in the ol' prison wallet | |
#**THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY DID IT** | He said he sold to early | |
My wallet is about as loose as my mom now | I love that this whoole post made it to the front page. Now all of reddit can see us as the degenerates that we are. | |
Good shit getting out while you’re very much ahead | no wtf, he's supposed to short volatility and go from +100k to -500k | |
I have no intention of holding them to expiry. But the quicker MU runs, the more money they’ll be worth to take a flier on for someone with a bigger portfolio than me. | 75$ by June 22 is a lil ambitious... Whats your decay like on em? | |
it's going up to 90 next week | Haha. I sold at close, made 27%. Now I'm hoping it dips Monday so I don't kill myself. | |
Dom Daddy Theta | *notices your theta* OwO what's this? | |
Just 9 more times, you would be a millionaire. Congrats. | thats really positive way to think of it, thanks | |
Can’t afford it. NYC autist. | Buy out of state. Check out Boise housing market last couple of years | |
Suit your self. Don’t say I didn’t tell you to hop on | That’s not a why | |
I'm going with genius but I may be biased. | We’ll know July 21st | |
nah it is because of no open interest | I'm never going to get tired of laughing at that fucking idiot | |
Sounds like a good buy in price. | Yeah.. I missed it and FOMO’d | |
nah, couldn't do it with such strength. what a weird day to finally make a move | At this point would you really expect MU to be normal? | |
See what had happened was I got approved for options, immediately bought SPY and QQQ calls and then daddy trump started tweeting about China. Lowest point down 55%. | Honestly those are both good plays. | |
Probably somewhere around $7k | Wow | |
My hands are strong.. that dip wasn't shit. Still going. Up 5X | Yeah my hands are strong as well. 737 shares going to be swapping in and out of MU and IQ trying to ride momentum swings that are bullish. Past two days for $IQ have been fantastic. | |
Holding 6/22 65 Calls, up 25%....thinking if I should roll them out or let them moon a bit more first? | How are yours 25% up while my 60 at a 65$ break even 6/22 are down 25%? | |
Speak to a CPA! | I plan on hiring one, just trying to gather as much info as I can right now. | |
He said he sold to early | Yeah, I saw his update. Left a lot of tendies on the table, but I don't blame him. | |
You think the cars are not good? | When they ship more than one a month sure. | |
oops, not organic gluten free enough | I eat PB&J like once a year tbh | |
Why buy puts on QQQ when you can buy puts on TQQQ? MAXIMUM LEVERAGE | Liquidity? | |
Real traders only use their phone when it's below 15% | It motivates me to make quicker decisions | |
Starting to get the FOMO around it. I thought it was done when it was around $20 and it keeps going up. | After looking at it rise a few time, I did some research and bought ATH. Even lost 4k today for buying at ATH but I am optimistic. | |
Get hosted WordPress and I'll do that shit for free. | Dope! I'll check it out in the morning. Also probably gonna have to contact OP. | |
Hey good job on those calls man, made a good profit. Have you continued to hold? | I closed half of them a little bit earlier in the day for +80% and I'm going to hold the rest until expiry. | |
Are you russel crow in that math movie? I don’t know enough about autism to dispute your math | Or even how to order that. How the fuck can you buy it no matter what??? | |
Why would we have a nuclear war after a summit? | The sweet munisions tendies | |
Puts for the week? Fam don't play spy for more then a few hours. | Indeed, scalp spy or it scalps you! | |
Theta sucks ass | Yeah, fuck theta! | |
...What? | This winter* or 2019, maybe not until 2020 if we’re lucky | |
But if he curses them then it’s game over for all of us, not worth the risk imo | If he curses them all in on puts | |
Same, i second that | Can still get in, check my recent post. | |
Got two zyngas. Hate how u can't sell them for three days lol | My daughter got zynga. I got sprint. | |
isn't available in Canada | Canadians are banned | |
I only use AMD for desktops. Cheap as hell and 8 cores. | How dare you go against the public opinion! | |
That'd be less retarded because he would have lost less money. | That wouldn't be in the spirit of this sub. | |
Paging Marty | yeeeeessss? | |
Lmao way to sell it | $D | |
“Sir, I think they are *retarded*, sir.” | You spelled autistic wrong. | |
I have tried DeGiro and and couldn't find options for the meme stocks. | In Europe one shouldn’t bother with options too much. CFD with leverage is widely available with low fees. | |
Their current performance was dog shit until the RX GPUs launched but the stock went from $1.62 to over $7 before they even came out based on hopes and dreams. | In the near future every human endeavor will be assisted by software applications requiring powerful (and cost\-efficient) CPU and GPU hardware. AMD's design and fabrication process will benefit from software running on their own hardware. If you want to focus on past financials and stock cycles that's your choice. Gamestop has good financials at the moment, why not go long on them? |
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