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I hate Intel and prefer amd cuz of the price, but my performance suffered last gen Ryzen is better performance per dollar, but gamers are brainwashed by intel to not try anything new. | No. They aren't. | |
Yeah I bought about 2k worth just now at close. Can't go down forever. | Prob not a bad play I’m hoping it rebounds tomorrow | |
Child molesting, genocide endorsing, money worshipping, white scumbags | 2 out of 4 isn't bad. | |
Buy the spike at open, it will continue to rally throughout the day. | Biggly if truf | |
Why Service Now? | You have to understand | |
There's a post four down from this one that seems to argue otherwise. | This stuff has been posted all year long. Mods too busy with voting on memes. | |
If I did at the time of posting I this I would have been up 300%... | So what you're saying is you're a giant set of vagina lips. | |
I was up $3k+ for 15 minutes on that position @ 9:45. Then up $1k during the day. Up $500 for a bit today. But besides that been red wedding. | I was up $800 on calls, quickly dropped to -$1,200 just a day later. Holding strong | |
Got in on this today, we'll see if it still has some juice for me tomorrow and friday :) | I’ve been bag holding shares for awhile . Just broke even but holding till 100 or nothing | |
I paid your mother for a 'call' last night. Worth every penny. Cheers, Fuckface. | I don't understand. Why do you want to be retarded | |
She has a great personality, okay?!? | Gotta bang a few 4’s to appreciate a 7. | |
I see renaissance and MU in the same article, I say buy $90 calls | 7/20 expiry? 502 contracts? | |
Lookout, we got a badass here | His portfolio is going up but his karma is going down | |
I'm up like 60% on 7/20 calls I bought yesterday. Tomorrow is the senate vote, you think it won't go up more? | I’m late, per usual, but considering buying some July calls. | |
You're right. I forgot. People should notice that AMD is up to $15.24 as of 8:10AM today though. | Got em | |
Good job faggot you deserve it | The comment I was expecting | |
Vitamin C | Vitamin b12 | |
Amen faggot, amen | I thought that was a nice way of saying Tesla isn’t in a bubble you moron. | |
Take ur quantitative analysis elsewhere, this sub is for speculations and degenerate gambling only. | Where the big boy money is made | |
The average person doesn’t haven even 1000$ saved up, let alone 100,000+ | https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/money/4357248/retirement-401k-vanguard-balance | |
Buy $MU January 2019 $70 strike calls. Don't touch until December. Thank me later. | This is a highly intelligent and likely very successful play. Not welcome here | |
I might do that. I mean it is a small timer move but I am learning more about options. Is the 5 day window to expiration a standard in the marketplace or more so on this sub? | Losing all your money on faggot's delights is a hard lesson to learn, so maybe getting it out of the way first up isn't actually the worst idea | |
I squoze a week ago. | I squizzled just 30secs ago | |
Geez.. I hope it decays with time. | You have to understand. | |
I’m letting that bad boy soar through earnings unless it absolutely crushes tomorrow. Then sell EOD. Seems to be doing well AH so we’ll see. | Which $DOCU call you on? Would like to YOLO through earnings as well but was surprised at the open interest numbers on June calls. Lower than I would like. | |
yeahhhhhhhh....you're fucked on that one bro ;) | Remember when WSB was all bio. Good days. | |
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I figured it wasnt but i remembered hearing something about it and thought it might be the place. Who did ir? | I figure nobody here is gonna recognize the restaurant since nobody besides me and a couple others actually eat nice dinners, so...it's NoMaD in NYC | |
B-but vaccines cause autism? | Then its WSB serum | |
I got downvoted but ill say it again. Micron is a good company but a dog shit stock. They need a fucking dividend, buyback doesnt impress anyone. Theyre the penny stock of semi conductors. | Why | |
SPY calls I bought today are currently up 130% | beauty.. what did you get? I'm too scared for FD's, but that's where the real money is at | |
why 31.2 | Partially an arbitrary number, partially based on some TA. I think once it gets over $31 (big if) it’s not gonna ride all the way to $31.5 and more than likely would pull back. Since I actually have to do analyst work and can’t watch my portfolio all day, I just set a limit order at an amount that will net me a healthy... | |
This was a great play. As soon as the news came out I did near-ATM strangles of GIII at 45DTE but I'm down like 7%. How can I be less retarded next time? | Ally Savings account. Guaranteed 1.5 percent APR. | |
Closed the day .01 green. The rest of tech was ripping | It looks like it might be setting up for a run.... Fingers are fucking crossed | |
All the time I been thinking about making money and I skipped sucking dick right away. Autism much? | With your experience you can skip straight to step four. | |
Ayy | picked these up today actually right before that late MU run | |
Think it'll keep goin? | All it takes is one Trump tweet to send it back to 38-39. I cashed out all but one of my JD calls today. | |
Called it wrong, but I still don't see the reason for this spike. Still skeptical. | Well it took a serious DUMP today, so, as always it was just a matter of time, but it took off for a month before finally running off the cliff. | |
I'm not exercising early but I will be holding until the expiry date. I'm in AMD long term. I've been in since <$2 and think they're going to do big things in the next couple of years. So, I'm just going to stock pile some shares and let it ride. | Since you're a longer term AMD guy I'm curious what event prompted the massive call buy here? It just strikes me as somewhat out of the blue, I hold their stock because I'm super bullish on them long-term, but I haven't seen anything that should have been this big a catalyst. Also congrats, you lucky bastard. | |
Did MySpace ever make money? Did MySpace have a half a trillion evaluation? Ignore these FB naysayers, they clearly have no fucking clue what they're talking about. | Facebook will defiantly still be around but that doesn’t mean people won’t have gotten over the website while the company has moved onto greater things | |
Facebook will defiantly still be around but that doesn’t mean people won’t have gotten over the website while the company has moved onto greater things | That's great considering you buy shares of Facebook Inc. and not Facebook.com right? | |
it will open at 55, and close at 12 | What is this, January 2016? | |
Wait what? Why would you both buy shares and short them? For example, If you bought 100 shares and shorted 5 why not simply buy 90? Wouldnt it be cheaper and easier because shorting can be expensive. | Mom and pop investors guys, mom and pop investors (shorting AMZN) | |
So do you guys just say this shit and pray? Or do you want to spend like 8 seconds saying why? | I just think they're butthurt because AMD dropped last year after all the hype wore off. I lost money on AMD last year too, but it's not preventing me from making money off it this year. | |
Tech is up fuckface | It was down when I posted cock sucker. | |
My apologies, daddy. 9:30 can’t come quick enough , | People see me laughing my ass off and ask me 'what's so funny?' This shit is literally impossible to explain, so I'm going to have to make something up. | |
Are you suppose to report them? | Just post screenshots of your positions at r/irs. They'll PM you what you owe. | |
You know know nothing about trading. Let the pros eat your lunch and you just ride the crumbs we leave you while you are left holding the bag. | Ua is a pos. Look at it over two years. It’s just up caz retail is hot again. Lulu and Nike have done so much better than UA | |
picked these up today actually right before that late MU run | Last three days. Mu takes a shit and then goes flat | |
Why? | Check his comment history for other great AMD advice. And with great I mean terrible. Dude has no clue. | |
+400g of Coke. | He said 'what can go wrong' tho... | |
But they r dead inside | Read someone rant about CEC and he said it’s the bomb. Long CEC | |
This is a highly intelligent and likely very successful play. Not welcome here | This place has gotten to the point where I'm not even sure who's joking anymore | |
But what do you do when half of the room is one way and the other the other way? | take a nap, that shit goin sideways | |
Shit I did 1 & 2 I'm closer than I think | You are neither Jewish nor Canadian | |
Can we hit mu | rest in pepperoni. | |
Agreed . Depending on how bullish it gets early it will determine how quickly folks take profits. Expect a dip if you're in long term...don't care, if you got expiries move out at 7.20... don't be retarded. | I've never traded options before but I'm thinking of cron puts with the potential sell the news event and the retarded rsi levels, seems like free money. Or maybe I'll just wait for the dip and buy CGC calls for a a safer play. | |
I have 35’s for June, July, and September. With some 30’s in July too. | Nice | |
Flaming Dongle | OK don't tell him guys! | |
Why will Tesla fail | Why do you have such a hard on for tesla 🤔 | |
Probably doesn’t even know about second breakfast | Christ....get this faggot some bacon and sausage!!!! | |
No boobs, big guy. | I know, but just saying it would increase their revenue 100% if boobed. But society in Asia is still very conservative when public. Behind closed doors is another story. | |
It’s Thursday mate | my dudes* | |
Can't. They expire tomorrow | rofl | |
I own 10 $14 FDs. They are fucked, I have no delusions about this. | I own 10 $15 FDs, bought for $0.19 each, they are fucked, no doubt about that | |
I mean, he said one day, not today. | Is a cardboard heat shield that stupid shit stay at home moms put up in their SUV windows when they are shopping at Walmart to keep their leather from fading? | |
i look for much higher than that 80%+ | good idea | |
You know EL got crushed on earnings, right? That DD seemed like some horrendous copy pasta from Zacks or some shit. | Fuck you are right, so my broker saved my ass after all. That dip afterwards was fucking juicy in hindsight. | |
1760 cups in a gallon | Imperial gallon or American gallon? | |
200% agree. Holding 2 July calls and 2 August. Mu mooned, amd has its turn. Now it’s Broadcom s time to shine. | hell yea. MU isn't going anywhere till there earnings. Its gonna drop down to 56 support again. All aboard AVGO | |
I want to say thank you so so much. I didn't have a ton of money to put into this, only a couple hundred bucks. already up over $1000. Rainin' tendies all week. | That's awesome! :D | |
Absolutely making it to 60. No chance its not. Honestly, i’d do a call 65 too. More on the 60 and a yolo on 65 calls | Good luck on the 65 calls! | |
I'll allow it | $14.99 baby. I'm in the green! | |
Anddd it’s down | Someone had to go and mention it... crapped all over itself today. I honestly thought it'd stay up today too. | |
Spend indiscriminately on volatile investments and get down to your margin maintenance balance. | In that regard I'm a pussy, I don't fux with margin. | |
Don't know who rosebud is or if that article is him but that is ballsy | How the fuck do you not know who rosebud is? | |
Won would like to have a word with your Yuan | Which ONE?! | |
You’re probably gonna get rekt by next week | Just recovered all my lost money and am profitable now. Should I just sell it | |
Can confirm, asian KFC is pretty damn good. However, I dunno if I would take that over a Japanese convenience store... | lol yeah, sometimes in hk you just really don't want anything fussy tho | |
You have to understand.... | P R O F I T A B L E | |
The break even price is right there in the image my guy.. | I’m an idiot. So it is. This is a pretty ballsy play - are you planning to sell before hand or hold till expiry? | |
I've been holding since August.... | They have a decent dividend so I don’t mind holding. I really thought they were going to take off. Lowering guidance really put a damper on things. | |
Euro currency | Na that can't be it. Maybe it has to do with the gender and/or sexuality of the investor? | |
even higher numbers in dollars so who cares | What broker is this? | |
Why do you have such a hard on for tesla 🤔 | OTM puts | |
Already sold | good id would of hated for you to miss out | |
Is it finanzen.net? Looks like their app. | yeeeeeeeeee | |
After reading your post and contemplating it, I am quite surprised at how many of those words I actually knew. | 'Hmm options... Yes. Those are how I lose money... Index, mhmm... That's usually used with the acronym ETF, which I know is something that will not get me a yacht.' | |
Nah I worked delivery and had more fun than my current office job. Depends on the people you work with I guess | Delivery was fine. Once you were management, it started turning to shit. Lot of uppers being assholes | |
I almost sold yesterday like a faggot on a bike. | Faggot, thanks for holding. | |
Good one. | Yeah, real amazon burn there. | |
$TPR | Tpr already shat after ER might go up now | |
If there were no faggots like you losing money there would be no faggots like me making money. | He got puts. Both of you faggots are making money, as Am I, as soon as it drops more | |
As an $APH bagholder.....yes. Yes you should, and thats my totally unbiased altruistic opinion 😏 | Love this subbbbb | |
Margin call = ouch | Unlimited time for leveraged returns to play out = ☺️ | |
Long Mexico? | Bad idea. The commies are gonna win the presidency and congress on July 1st. Short. | |
Just buy MTCH, they're expanding heavily in east Asia, plus India | Plus it’s on sale today god dammit | |
I'm in it for the money. Gimme the code. | GIMME THE LOOT. | |
was I wrong? | Yes | |
I bet mine is harder | Prove it faggot. |
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