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Bro if you work in a factory and you feel safe, that factory is not working hard enough. Workers are a means of production.	The robber barons really knew how to get it done
Keep shorting. I'd love to lend you my shares.	Lol you think I'd waste my time on that shit. Even if I wanted to I'm all tied up in MU, a company that actually makes money.
Yeah, this was the hardest I’ve laughed at anything on Reddit in a long long time. I’m going to subscribe just for the top-tier shit posting.	You should go through OPs post history and look at some of his other shitposts
Sorry for your loss	I made money and took profits already so Lul. Bought em above 279. Not as much as I wanted though...
Actually, fuck that! These are trading at such high RSI levels right now. It's probably going to dip tomorrow.	That’s my plan. Sold today for 100% gain, buying back in when/if it cools off tomorrow.
You are an idiot - there are 2 million + users on Robinhood - that’s an influential number.	Sure, but they're all poor and therefore irrelevant.
You'll never be able to top this one. All downhill from here.	yup
you are a fag but thats besides the point	love this sub.
red day tomorrow, don't say I didn't warn you. back to pre 30 you go.	You think a 25% drop tomorrow is happening? You're going all in on Faggy D $30 puts at open then right?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE COMPANY THAT FLIES MULTIPLE PRIVATE JETS EVERYWHERE THE CEO ROAMS	A private jet
It was an amazing pick 👌🏻 thanks for the post	So what's your next play? I am austisticly 'waiting' for the next IQ 'dip' to buy shares as I see it as a hold and forget stock.
Talk about leaping into the abyss	If you stare in the abyss long enough the abyss will stare right back at ya
Let's get to an even more fundemtal question. Is technical analysis a valid strategy?	It certainly works for the Medallion fund.
Oh good	see? every cloud has a silver lining.
F	A
Basically 30 minutes into open it seems to either top or bottom...not always, but it's clear when it has made a huge run up/down in the first 30 minutes. Then grab ITM call/put and sell in the next 10-15 minutes for an easy 20-30%+ gain, it seems.	Thats what I was doing, but then all this sideways shit started happening........then it would either spike way up on my put, or fall down below on my call. LOL
You got me on this one. The last time you mentioned, it tanked as soon as I grabbed calls. Took a chance and got a little burn.	It tanked to push us calls on it out.. I knew it made no sense whatsoever.. it was solely algos.. 60 year old loyal RCL investors dont just sell like that. And $103 was a huge steal.. it will go to $130 end of year.. you have been warned again.
I disagree. May the gayest of us win.	Sideway confirmed. We are fucked.
What’s the difference?	You're not a #2, anymore.
If trump does impose tariffs on china, what effect would that have on volatility?	When people dont know what to do, or what will happen, that is when volatility hits.. or it's supposed to anyway... it also is used to manipulate your options to make them less value.
Look at haupt91 post history. He’s made aA ton of gifs	Sweet
It's like I'm Nostradamus.	You were off by 28 cents. We could make millions!
You are literally retarded aren’t you?	Get off /wsb you cuck.
AH, RIP.	I realized it was earnings and sold outta the 242.5s
Please pop. My fucking friend thinks it’s going to go up forever and telling me how my Faggy Ds were a mistake.	How the fuck do buy faggy Ds on housing?
>a small loan of $300k	Yeh bruh, anything <$1m is a small loan.
Thanks. I'm just glad to be a part of /r/wallstreetbets and finally find a place where my casual racism and homophobia are accepted, unlike the people I wish to target.	shut up faggot
RemindMe!	???
The AMD roller coaster has been in operation for literally 20 years or more. I was in grade school when this insanity started.	LMAO
Let's just say I really hope it's under 250 tomorrow.	Currently $249.80. If it holds steady you win.
How soon is an important question to ask. Bc people who thought like that also sold AMD calls $7+ ago.	Lol thought AMD was going to pop today. Not so much.
Profit taking right before the call that's starting now combined with triggering a few stop losses.	It’ll happen again tomorrow.
Bold prediction.	I think he means they probably have free food and sleep pods. And meeting rooms that look like subway cars.
July 90s are Autist-imistic	At this point July 60s are autist-imistic.
Guess its gun in the mouth time	Rope-a-dope fam ...
Stock twits I think	Twitshits*
But I'll buy some puts at EOD today, weeklies, fds, and we can hang in there together	Hope you stuck true to your word brother. Bask in the golden tendies with me!
Dang I like that visualization I should probably get TOS	It's really nice. You can sign up for a paper account to use it for charting with 15 min delayed quotes, or throw $100 in an account if you want real time quotes.
I doubt all those literature majors have a job to begin with lol	Hey, they could recite things you don't even know exist. That's something right
How does rolling work? Just pay the difference? Do I get fucked on commissions?	Can set it up to sell and buy at same time, would only be 1 commission
They shuttered their online service and went back to renting VHS tapes to the greater Shanghai market	Blockbuster 2
Who said I was laughing?	AMD did
You are not just be patient, I'm waiting for day before ER and buying FDs $5 outta money	Ooh good plan.
I've read your comment 4 times now and I still can't understand what you meant by it	side by sewer.
How many times did you hit 21?	like 2 times.
Lose*	No, I meant Loose* like opposite of tight. /s
No just the UI. It'll predict what you'll do next in the UI. Not sure how it'll look yet but ai is great for that kind of stuff. Maybe it'll be a suggestion for most common tasks done after	Ohh I gotcha I gotcha
I wonder if it be like HUYA tho where you can't buy options initially. I dunno if it would be worth buying stock on.	I'd put a shitload in it personally. They're the only company backed by the big three in China. Besides, HUYA is up like 200%, I'd take that shit.
What a fucking scrub, probably gets laid sometimes though.	I just want everyone to know that this is the guy from the picture
Yeah, IDGI. This is a prime BTFD opportunity. Smashed earnings and raised guidance. Come on. This will be revisiting ATHs within a week.	I missed the 245 dip today, what price should I get in on tmr?
They're looking to close the merger by June 20th or possibly before.	That's meaningless. Cost savings, strategy changes, 'synergies' will take months or years.
should've bought more ITM	nah my dude
Holy shit I don't feel bad about my calls today anymore	Hashtag me too
We used to have the actual millionaire show, and the rules were the same. Hotseat is a shitty ripoff that costs them way less in prize money.	Yeah I was talking about original, but yeah it's been a long time since we've had it
Robinhood offices don't take phone calls, too many r personalfinance tards asking for refunds.	You have to call the 900 number, not the 800 number
JD and Tencent are strategic partners. BABA does not have a stake.	That is correct. Thx for the correction.
You didn’t expect IQ to keep shooting up? Why not??? Omg sorry you probably already feel dumb....	He didn't expect it to be 40 by tmr lol
Just getting into options, thanks for the info.	Don’t. You’d make yourself more money.
well news just broke about 6 FIT employees charged with stealing jawbone trade secrets. Wanna see how it opens	Damn, that's some serious news. Need to hear details of how that might play out for IP.
LITERALLY every stock he mentioned is at an ATH	Be patient, he's autistic.
Edit: The 'midnight'/'browse by new' crowd votes at 14 to 7 that it will be pinned.	TIL I'm part of a crowd!
Shit! 😂 yes I’m sorry.	Jesus fam
hah, the end pretty much sums it up: $30 off your first, and lets be honest, only delivery... load up the puts	Tempting. They have been hemorrhaging subscribers.
I'd be scared if there was no run up to next earnings lol.	Tbh I'm probably rolling them into January today. Don't want to risk it.
and then back to only -50%	I was so busy with IQ/HUYA frenzy that I didn't even notice the AMD flash crash till my puts magically went back into green. Woops.
Them’s be big words coming from a doctor.	The shot people say to me at work...
Survivorship bias. The universe doesn't show you the millions of crushed egos per actually successful narcissist.	Very possible, that's true
Sell Twitter son	More than likely that’s the plan
Not dumb at all. I took profits all day and in hindisght I wish I waited to sell everything I had at close. I’m long IQ and will keep buying shares but Im not buying calls again unless it dips to $39.	Prob going to go there today
Just like amazon.	I missed the boat in that one. Not on Tesla though.
Hope you stuck true to your word brother. Bask in the golden tendies with me!	I did, but sold for a loss right before the plunge because I'm a pussy that can't see the future
how do you know I'm not an analyst? I've analyzed plenty of things, maybe even your mother 🌋	ANuStart
2 seconds of $DD says they're an online search engine. Google 2.0 here we come!	Isn't Google 2.0 Baidu?
What kind of gay shit is that	It’s somewhere you can use pretend money
Honestly, sell some puts at a strike you'd be willing to buy at. If shit rockets, you get all the premium. If it tanks, you get a decent buy in price.	Like anyone here has the maintenance margin for that. Sell bull put spreads tho
It's a me	depressione
Yeah I was thinking the same. Don’t know if I’ll add more but will see. If it dips I’ll average down a bit but plan to keep and see what happens.	It's a great company to hold. Can't go wrong with SaaS/cloud stocks
Good plan.	Hope you got out at open.
Guess you didn’t see upgrades this morning clown	If people held onto their puts this morning instead of selling yesterday they’d have made a shitload. You were wrong. But even if you were right it would mean jackshit because you’re guessing
Same	That option chain dates suck
Michael Ronald. Show some respect.	That's Mr. Ronald to you sir
Whatever the number for dont care is.	yea im beiong gay im gonna delete this, ill give u an upvote for ur trouble
You should be good for today. Just don’t hold onto it for next week if you have the July calls.	please explain.
Yes, in the google doc on production tab to the left you can see daily and weekly numbers.	Looks like it says 3.1k not 4K?
Good thing I sold right when it opened. I missed out on about $300 but I’m okay with the $3k I got.	It's back to 27&#37; gain, sold and will buy back a couple at around 57
Thank you very much for sharing those information! I feel like this company is an interesting competitor in the IT Market!	There is a lot to love if they ever come back from the grave. 100% customer retention, rapidly growing revs, over 1000 patents in the space, constantly getting accolades for their work. Literally all they'd need to do to turn a profit is turn down the R&D knob a little tiny bit.
Buy in now, it has resistance around 20	Got my order in this morning 👅
Ponzee	P
How do you feel about cat then. Or do you have any suggestions for blue chip stocks?	$V forever and ever
I’m already down like 45% on some RTN calls. I’m holding because they don’t expire until 7/20, but not a great start.	Fuck us dude...
I was responding to the guy who told us AMD putters to “risk off” in the Anthony Bordain type of way.	Fuck you amd putters i hope you enjoy your money
Stock not supported on robinhood wtf	Now you can buy it.
I	N
The US has launched my China calls to the moon	What do you mean, FXI is down today.
LOL yesterday AM I bought 40 FDs 6/15s for the fuck of it and now I’m like... why didn’t I get more	I bought July 45s on Tuesday morning and immediately regretted it. Two days later and it was one of the best decisions I've made this year.
no u	fk u
Your dad said the same thing after last night! Like father, like son I guess <3	Why are you fucking his dad?
The 🌊🌊🌊 is here	Silver surfer!
I paid 3.20 for my 7/20 260	on Questrade it costs $4.35, has it gone up that much since you posted or is just that much cheaper on Robinhood?
Holding same. Saw them go from 125 to 25% profit this week👏👏Papa Gong keeps me green tho	I only have one papa. Papa Sanjay, the one true god. What is this thing called diversification?

Bro if you work in a factory and you feel safe, that factory is not working hard enough. Workers are a means of production.

The robber barons really knew how to get it done

Keep shorting. I'd love to lend you my shares.

Lol you think I'd waste my time on that shit. Even if I wanted to I'm all tied up in MU, a company that actually makes money.

Yeah, this was the hardest I’ve laughed at **anything** on Reddit in a long long time. I’m going to subscribe just for the top-tier shit posting.

You should go through OPs post history and look at some of his other shitposts

Sorry for your loss

I made money and took profits already so Lul. Bought em above 279. Not as much as I wanted though...

Actually, fuck that! These are trading at such high RSI levels right now. It's probably going to dip tomorrow.

That’s my plan. Sold today for 100% gain, buying back in when/if it cools off tomorrow.

You are an idiot - there are 2 million + users on Robinhood - that’s an influential number.

Sure, but they're all poor and therefore irrelevant.

You'll never be able to top this one. All downhill from here.

yup

you are a fag but thats besides the point

love this sub.

red day tomorrow, don't say I didn't warn you. back to pre 30 you go.

You think a 25% drop tomorrow is happening? You're going all in on Faggy D $30 puts at open then right?

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE COMPANY THAT FLIES MULTIPLE PRIVATE JETS EVERYWHERE THE CEO ROAMS

A private jet

It was an amazing pick 👌🏻 thanks for the post

So what's your next play? I am austisticly 'waiting' for the next IQ 'dip' to buy shares as I see it as a hold and forget stock.

Talk about leaping into the abyss

If you stare in the abyss long enough the abyss will stare right back at ya

Let's get to an even more fundemtal question. Is technical analysis a valid strategy?

It certainly works for the Medallion fund.

Oh good

see? every cloud has a silver lining.

F

A

Basically 30 minutes into open it seems to either top or bottom...not always, but it's clear when it has made a huge run up/down in the first 30 minutes. Then grab ITM call/put and sell in the next 10-15 minutes for an easy 20-30%+ gain, it seems.

Thats what I was doing, but then all this sideways shit started happening........then it would either spike way up on my put, or fall down below on my call. LOL

You got me on this one. The last time you mentioned, it tanked as soon as I grabbed calls. Took a chance and got a little burn.

It tanked to push us calls on it out.. I knew it made no sense whatsoever.. it was solely algos.. 60 year old loyal RCL investors dont just sell like that. And $103 was a huge steal.. it will go to $130 end of year.. you have been warned again.

I disagree. May the gayest of us win.

Sideway confirmed. We are fucked.

What’s the difference?

You're not a #2, anymore.

If trump does impose tariffs on china, what effect would that have on volatility?

When people dont know what to do, or what will happen, that is when volatility hits.. or it's supposed to anyway... it also is used to manipulate your options to make them less value.

Look at haupt91 post history. He’s made aA ton of gifs

Sweet

It's like I'm Nostradamus.

You were off by 28 cents. We could make millions!

You are literally retarded aren’t you?

Get off /wsb you cuck.

AH, RIP.

I realized it was earnings and sold outta the 242.5s

Please pop. My fucking friend thinks it’s going to go up forever and telling me how my Faggy Ds were a mistake.

How the fuck do buy faggy Ds on housing?

>a small loan of $300k

Yeh bruh, anything <$1m is a small loan.

Thanks. I'm just glad to be a part of /r/wallstreetbets and finally find a place where my casual racism and homophobia are accepted, unlike the people I wish to target.

shut up faggot

RemindMe!

???

The AMD roller coaster has been in operation for literally 20 years or more. I was in grade school when this insanity started.

LMAO

Let's just say I really hope it's under 250 tomorrow.

Currently $249.80. If it holds steady you win.

How soon is an important question to ask. Bc people who thought like that also sold AMD calls $7+ ago.

Lol thought AMD was going to pop today. Not so much.

Profit taking right before the call that's starting now combined with triggering a few stop losses.

It’ll happen again tomorrow.

Bold prediction.

I think he means they probably have free food and sleep pods. And meeting rooms that look like subway cars.

July 90s are Autist-imistic

At this point July 60s are autist-imistic.

Guess its gun in the mouth time

Rope-a-dope fam ...

Stock twits I think

Twitshits*

But I'll buy some puts at EOD today, weeklies, fds, and we can hang in there together

Hope you stuck true to your word brother. Bask in the golden tendies with me!

Dang I like that visualization I should probably get TOS

It's really nice. You can sign up for a paper account to use it for charting with 15 min delayed quotes, or throw $100 in an account if you want real time quotes.

I doubt all those literature majors have a job to begin with lol

Hey, they could recite things you don't even know exist. That's something right

How does rolling work? Just pay the difference? Do I get fucked on commissions?

Can set it up to sell and buy at same time, would only be 1 commission

They shuttered their online service and went back to renting VHS tapes to the greater Shanghai market

Blockbuster 2

Who said I was laughing?

AMD did

You are not just be patient, I'm waiting for day before ER and buying FDs $5 outta money

Ooh good plan.

I've read your comment 4 times now and I still can't understand what you meant by it

side by sewer.

How many times did you hit 21?

like 2 times.

Lose*

No, I meant Loose* like opposite of tight. /s

No just the UI. It'll predict what you'll do next in the UI. Not sure how it'll look yet but ai is great for that kind of stuff. Maybe it'll be a suggestion for most common tasks done after

Ohh I gotcha I gotcha

I wonder if it be like HUYA tho where you can't buy options initially. I dunno if it would be worth buying stock on.

I'd put a shitload in it personally. They're the only company backed by the big three in China. Besides, HUYA is up like 200%, I'd take that shit.

What a fucking scrub, probably gets laid sometimes though.

I just want everyone to know that this is the guy from the picture

Yeah, IDGI. This is a prime BTFD opportunity. Smashed earnings and raised guidance. Come on. This will be revisiting ATHs within a week.

I missed the 245 dip today, what price should I get in on tmr?

They're looking to close the merger by June 20th or possibly before.

That's meaningless. Cost savings, strategy changes, 'synergies' will take months or years.

should've bought more ITM

nah my dude

Holy shit I don't feel bad about my calls today anymore

Hashtag me too

We used to have the actual millionaire show, and the rules were the same. Hotseat is a shitty ripoff that costs them way less in prize money.

Yeah I was talking about original, but yeah it's been a long time since we've had it

Robinhood offices don't take phone calls, too many r personalfinance tards asking for refunds.

You have to call the 900 number, not the 800 number

JD and Tencent are strategic partners. BABA does not have a stake.

That is correct. Thx for the correction.

You didn’t expect IQ to keep shooting up? Why not??? Omg sorry you probably already feel dumb....

He didn't expect it to be 40 by tmr lol

Just getting into options, thanks for the info.

Don’t. You’d make yourself more money.

well news just broke about 6 FIT employees charged with stealing jawbone trade secrets. Wanna see how it opens

Damn, that's some serious news. Need to hear details of how that might play out for IP.

LITERALLY every stock he mentioned is at an ATH

Be patient, he's autistic.

Edit: The 'midnight'/'browse by new' crowd votes at 14 to 7 that it will be pinned.

TIL I'm part of a crowd!

Shit! 😂 yes I’m sorry.

Jesus fam

hah, the end pretty much sums it up: $30 off your first, and lets be honest, only delivery... load up the puts

Tempting. They have been hemorrhaging subscribers.

I'd be scared if there was no run up to next earnings lol.

Tbh I'm probably rolling them into January today. Don't want to risk it.

and then back to only -50%

I was so busy with IQ/HUYA frenzy that I didn't even notice the AMD flash crash till my puts magically went back into green. Woops.

Them’s be big words coming from a doctor.

The shot people say to me at work...

Survivorship bias. The universe doesn't show you the millions of crushed egos per actually successful narcissist.

Very possible, that's true

Sell Twitter son

More than likely that’s the plan

Not dumb at all. I took profits all day and in hindisght I wish I waited to sell everything I had at close. I’m long IQ and will keep buying shares but Im not buying calls again unless it dips to $39.

Prob going to go there today

Just like amazon.

I missed the boat in that one. Not on Tesla though.

Hope you stuck true to your word brother. Bask in the golden tendies with me!

I did, but sold for a loss right before the plunge because I'm a pussy that can't see the future

how do you know I'm not an analyst? I've analyzed plenty of things, maybe even your mother 🌋

ANuStart

2 seconds of $DD says they're an online search engine. Google 2.0 here we come!

Isn't Google 2.0 Baidu?

What kind of gay shit is that

It’s somewhere you can use pretend money

Honestly, sell some puts at a strike you'd be willing to buy at. If shit rockets, you get all the premium. If it tanks, you get a decent buy in price.

Like anyone here has the maintenance margin for that. Sell bull put spreads tho

It's a me

depressione

Yeah I was thinking the same. Don’t know if I’ll add more but will see. If it dips I’ll average down a bit but plan to keep and see what happens.

It's a great company to hold. Can't go wrong with SaaS/cloud stocks

Good plan.

Hope you got out at open.

Guess you didn’t see upgrades this morning clown

If people held onto their puts this morning instead of selling yesterday they’d have made a shitload. You were wrong. But even if you were right it would mean jackshit because you’re guessing

Same

That option chain dates suck

Michael Ronald. Show some respect.

That's Mr. Ronald to you sir

Whatever the number for dont care is.

yea im beiong gay im gonna delete this, ill give u an upvote for ur trouble

You should be good for today. Just don’t hold onto it for next week if you have the July calls.

please explain.

Yes, in the google doc on production tab to the left you can see daily and weekly numbers.

Looks like it says 3.1k not 4K?

Good thing I sold right when it opened. I missed out on about $300 but I’m okay with the $3k I got.

It's back to 27&#37; gain, sold and will buy back a couple at around 57

Thank you very much for sharing those information! I feel like this company is an interesting competitor in the IT Market!

There is a lot to love if they ever come back from the grave. 100% customer retention, rapidly growing revs, over 1000 patents in the space, constantly getting accolades for their work. Literally all they'd need to do to turn a profit is turn down the R&D knob a little tiny bit.

Buy in now, it has resistance around 20

Got my order in this morning 👅

Ponzee

P

How do you feel about cat then. Or do you have any suggestions for blue chip stocks?

$V forever and ever

I’m already down like 45% on some RTN calls. I’m holding because they don’t expire until 7/20, but not a great start.

Fuck us dude...

I was responding to the guy who told us AMD putters to “risk off” in the Anthony Bordain type of way.

Fuck you amd putters i hope you enjoy your money

Stock not supported on robinhood wtf

Now you can buy it.

I

N

The US has launched my China calls to the moon

What do you mean, FXI is down today.

LOL yesterday AM I bought 40 FDs 6/15s for the fuck of it and now I’m like... why didn’t I get more

I bought July 45s on Tuesday morning and immediately regretted it. Two days later and it was one of the best decisions I've made this year.

no u

fk u

Your dad said the same thing after last night! Like father, like son I guess <3

Why are you fucking his dad?

The 🌊🌊🌊 is here

Silver surfer!

I paid 3.20 for my 7/20 260

on Questrade it costs $4.35, has it gone up that much since you posted or is just that much cheaper on Robinhood?

Holding same. Saw them go from 125 to 25% profit this week👏👏Papa Gong keeps me green tho

I only have one papa. Papa Sanjay, the one true god. What is this thing called diversification?