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Why are you playing a stock like that? straddles? I'd just ditch it | Bought three calls for 15 bucks a piece. What’s to loose? | |
my b I won’t take your tendies | SHUT THE FUCK UP | |
The market almost closed flat after China announced their retaliation. | What time did China announce it? | |
*update* baby fell down staircase chasing $90 MU calls. | Two days ago I bought $50 twitter calls | |
Cool. But if it was money that mattered, MU would just get pinned under $60 like it always does... So, why fuck with manipulated shit when China stocks are right there ^, and < there, and over \> there ...all just going gangbusters? | Yeah this is my takeaway, there is still money to be made with da Chinese menu. | |
Being attractive is like 1000 times less important as getting money. Bitches will fuck a goat wearing Gucci my guy. Seriously. Attractive? | I mean by that logic have money should be 1 he has it at 3, when bitches fuck bitch ass mofos all the time. | |
I meant for earning play I would sell a strangle the day before but I have a hard time buying the calendar next day with IV gone, assuming it’s very low | Oh yeah, I get what you mean. Some people do a double neutral calendar before earnings, or just a simple calendar skewed to one side and it can still be a volatility play. I sell ICs w/ some wider wings before ERs, and sell strangles on pretty low priced stocks the day before. Works out well if you go 1 SD out most of the time. | |
A gay dude I worked with used to regularly state his hatred for 'the faggots'. | Reminds me of [this](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2o8ab9). | |
Their 2019 $12 strikes are only like $1.50 | Found for $1.15. Honestly worth it at that price. | |
Options minus the option? | s | |
I would be careful with BB puts. Ever since their new CEO came in the direction of the company has been improving tremendously. | Yeah, personally I wouldn’t bet against BB right now. But what do I know? | |
You mean Friday? What did you buy at | 60 strike lmao | |
Whoever follows OP strategy is gonna get fucked hard and then blaming MU and WSB for being piece of shit. | Don't tell them | |
no way... are you suggesting that premium sellers usually win? | Idk if you’re being sarcastic | |
Tell that to nvda. | How do you talk to a stock? | |
All of them | twice | |
Get 'IQ180720C00045000' and tell the men you bring home you're a spy or some shit. | My name is Stonk, Muhammad Stonk. | |
Exactly, whenever the autopilot crash thing comes up, people look at overall security of all cars in the US, when they really should only compare the model s/x to the s class, 7 series and the like. Same thing here. Don't compare a tesla burning down to random 30 year old used cars. Compare it to the new s class. | all new cars are safer than historical average. that's the whole point of progress. tesla's are safer than the national average vehicle. sure, they may not be much safer than any other $80-100k brand new luxury vehicle... nobody's saying that those are dangerous. tesla's, probably much like all the other new high-end luxury vehicles, are considerably better than the current nation-wide average vehicle. | |
God dammit dude | Also 40k open interest on $30 puts ;) | |
Reddit | MS paint | |
It has to spike long enough for me to flip my calls. | already convinced to get me some fd's at open | |
Why the fuck is tencent still not on robinhood. | is it still OTC? | |
Finally stopped soaring | Well the markets are closed | |
Now you know where to put it | you have to specify not to put it in his ass | |
Lawful Evil version of Warren Buffet. | I turned this comment into a meme lul | |
I prob purchased closer to 2010..paid about 1200. And I’m lazy so cashing out physical gold is a pain in the ass. | I'll buy it off you for 1100 an ounce | |
To be fair, it takes a high IQ to understand that cars in movies and in real life both explode. | So you're saying all in on $IQ? | |
Not gonna happen. Latest leaked email says they are going to hit that 5k target this month. | hnnnggg..papa elon fly me to the moon on your reusable rocket | |
He had a stroke when he saw his bank account | i'd be having constant hard ons if i was him | |
go with good girl, much better if your wife hasnt been stretched out by a platoon before you get to her | it's probably closer to company sized. | |
You aren’t gay until you get flaired. | Shhhhh, *They* are watching us | |
Whatever, Koch Industries bought the government and look what they are doing with that | I wish I could long KOCH and it’s subsidiaries. | |
I disagree. It’s ok once in awhile. | Use a fake name and a burner. Good to go. | |
Because he didn't do anything inherently evil | Fraud is good lol | |
Google it. | What are Googles? | |
Sometimes real analysis gets accidentally posted. | *Martha Stewart accidentally spills a cookie crumb trail to InsiderTradingLand somewhere along the way* | |
Well, y'know, we can't really blame him for anything. After all, he was out of town. | He took some good notes from Al Capone's playbook on this one lol | |
Yeah shoulda bought them for July | I bought $85 for 8/17. Think it can pass that? | |
Absolutely, some degree of regulation is important. I was simply correcting you. | An ally, a rare occurrence here. | |
Man everyone’s expecting iq and sogo to just jump another 10% on Monday...should’ve derisked... | Lol wrong thread | |
Who even owns stocks in $IQ. Calls have way better leverage. | They long $MATH | |
r/CapitalismVSocialism is okay but there are some shitposters | and as many retards as there are here | |
I love their argument of 'well we aren't Australia' or 'they don't count'. Best yet when the one mass shooting in like 30 years happened 'see told you gun control doesn't work' | There's truth to that. With there being 101 guns per 100 citizens... It's not hard to see how just banning guns won't exactly work. That's like banning weed in Amsterdam. War on drugs has bad consequences.... With how inseparable guns are from a lot of the American culture... ban guns and you'll get a war on guns, and a huge extremely profitable black market of guns. | |
Do you have any positions? | HMMJ long | |
H | O | |
It's not about taste. It's about what's profitable. The average American customer will choose convenience and cheap over quality almost every time | And I will continue to compare it to asphalt | |
The great exodus of 2018, to the land filled with virgins and high tech. | the only thing high tech about japan is their vending machines | |
We can not rely on the government, Katrina showed us that. | George Bush hates black people | |
Next, show them your best gains, they'll love it! | Lol. 'Gains' | |
It's the implication | r/ishouldbuyaboat | |
Holy fuck those folks are at LSC are braindead | i thought it was satire fuck me | |
How much money do you think brokerages have and hedge funds and etc.. ?? | They're not going to toss that money in order to gain your commission money. Especially when an ally saving's account will earn them more risk free. | |
I guess so, but people usually don't do that. It's a lot easier to trade with money you own instead of money you owe. But if you did, that'd definitely fit the spirit of this sub lmao | The guy you responded to is literally suggesting that you buy stocks with credit card cash advances. He's joking. Don't take this so seriously. | |
This | Literally | |
I know this post is going to get a lot of heat, but I would hate to see fellow WSB boyos get wrecked. | We're all faggots together | |
Lol | Fun fact, I got banned from t_d literally never even having commented there, I made some random remark in one of the million anti Trump subs (I exclusively browse r/all) and they fucking pre-emptively banned me before the Trump AMA. | |
Sharing is Caring. | and caring is love | |
Oh ha. Yeah. We're only... pretending. | I like to lose a lot of money just to keep up appearances | |
Haha all good, fam. Blazers fan here. Watching my option plays bleed money is the most exciting thing in the foreseeable future. | I bet against Sue Bae | |
degenerate gambling sub* | *autism support group | |
You are aware that winning the lottery is actually a 50-50 proposition; you either win it... or you don't! That's 50-50 for real. | Damn so getting two tickets guarantees you'll win | |
I'm talking buying the dip. Skohl, coppenhagen, grizzly, camel snus, etc. | Make sure you get a bag to put all that in | |
That's hard DiskFelcore san. Don't do seppuku if you get your pick wrong. | Damn I have Dishonored my Family | |
nah they would short amazon and get fucked by daddy bezos | 'all of this bad publicity on /r/LateStageCapitalism is definitely a sign of things to come. short the stonk!' | |
There are no options when it comes to gender equality you fascist pig!! | 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 | |
Teach them a debilitating habit so they have to make ends meet on the cams? | Long $BILI | |
Lol yes, it was evil. What the fuck. | Yes but you see, the autist called you 'wrong' so your argument is invalid. | |
Eh, give it a year... | Or 5 years :) | |
You mean XIV/SVXY | Ya, you are right. It’s the XIV he bought. | |
Damn, you're right. I should buy calls on socialism. | Amusingly, you can. A surprising number of listed for profit companies are insurers and health groups for medicaid/medi-cal/etc. | |
JD oody boodt frood pood. Droody ploody lacht un poody, wacka-whick frick dick. | Accuret | |
90% of traders lose money | So the other 10% are just continuously getting lucky for decades? | |
It has a thermometer which has to be the dumbest thing ever. Always about 85 degrees. | It's not designed to be worn around the scrotum, you might have better luck measuring the temperature if you wear it elsewhere | |
Fall... bigly. I’m shorting. Cars been on fire, ceo buying 25mil and openly colludes/manipulates price out 3 weeks. We shorties ain’t born yesterday. | Get rekt | |
Opened green. It’s something | I do think this week will go higher from surviving last week's north Korea summit, CPI report and FED rate hike with only dropping 0.13%. | |
I browse a heavily filtered version of /r/all and it's alright. I essentially removed every political sub and 'look at these weirdos' sub I came across for a while, and now my front page isn't making me bitter and cynical. | same. i mostly just see some interesting gifs, and cute animals. occasionally some fresh meme pops up. | |
Miss you, buddy. What was the offending post? | “The Stock market is ownership by the people and the best most pure implementation of socialism ever.” A good meme | |
7/20 $60s | Pump 'n Dump me down, daddy! | |
I dunno. | You are the embodiment of wsb. | |
Nothing. But the people that don't have any money wouldn't have property rights, and if rights aren't universal they aren't really rights are they? | Why would you assume people would only hire people to protect their stuff? Without these protections people have no incentive to work. The people with money would use it to protect all people since they need to buy labor. | |
I am just trying to figure out how to short it. | good luck losing money. they're poised for immense growth especially internationally. | |
That's an ideal blend honestly | Don't jinx me bro. | |
fucking do it | Fuck it full send going with 100k will check back tomorrow | |
Lmfao like what is a union anyway? | Unions are for humans not autonomous factories and cars. | |
looks like the sperg here is you, kiddo | I'm not the one who can't type a coherant sentence without blowing a few fuses because I'm talking about someone I don't like. | |
...So 100-86 is 0? | Would I be here if I could figure this out? | |
And love is the root of all evil | and evil doesn't exist | |
Well, your comment was just ignorant. Someone should have taken pity on you and explained the chicken/egg scenario instead. | Not really. Most people are objectively not very good at their job. I don't just apply this to teachers, it just so happened to be the topic at hand for that discussion. | |
Ayyy I live 10 mins away from there | Small world. Maybe we should just take our money and go to the Casino and bet it all? | |
My bags are heavy with AMD Puts and quarters for laundry | Your quarters are probably worth more at this point | |
I was about to reduce my position too because I was starting to think he was losing it. Losing his woman to jack sparrow was just too much. | It was the other way around.. | |
Yeah large % of my portfolio, might average down too if it goes down more, currently in at 50cent per call, so currently down but loads of time | you got time. | |
$UBAESON | $SUEBAESON | |
It is. just like T_D | Yes that place is full of snowflakes of the opposite sort to LSC. No one ever said anything about t_d though so your comment is a bit random. Have a nice day nevertheless :D | |
I was thinking of the Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars series. Thanks everyone! | I’m reading book 2 of that right now. Liked the first, apprehensive about this one. | |
That sounds pretty good. I could also switch my IRA there from Vanguard. Vanguard is fucking lame. | Yea... They are. At this point my Ally savings is legit outperforming my IRA. Pretty fucking sad | |
Millionaires are so yesterday though, everyone knows billionaires are the new bourgeois. | This, but unironically | |
*autism support group | >support | |
In that aspect, they're more like /r/conservative and /r/the_donald. | Or any pro-partisan leaning sub for that matter. Not sure if you’re trying to imply something with that comment. | |
This hurts because it’s true and I am enlisted | Im a single enlisted male, I save like 80 % of my paycheck and max out my IRA yearly, a chunk in random investment account mainly etfs, and then pop money weekly in Robinhood for investing only at like 1.4k portfolio in RH still learning. But i am happy with my situation |
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