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I truly hope you’re right, but how does the fact that they’re retweeting that indicate that MU will go up? | Because why would u act like a swinging megalaDONG if u we’re about to shit the bed at earnings, you’d look like a retarded | |
Avanza, Swedish bank | Banks in Sweden don't charge outlandish fees? My bank charged me €30 on a 1k nasdaq order | |
I seriously almost came. Got off the phone to 80% gains in like 10 minutes. | Talking to OP’s mother again? | |
fk u | u wot mate | |
Like I said, if we all start buying amd now, it should drive the price up. We can start a MLM scheme, get a couple friends to buy and everyone in this thread should see some gains | I'm sure posting on a public site won't be a problem | |
Every fucking ski, sky, berg and stein with a law degree is listed under their summary on Yahoo finance. | Yup that's where I was looking. It's fuckin' BURIED | |
depressione | Depressione I choose you | |
on Questrade it costs $4.35, has it gone up that much since you posted or is just that much cheaper on Robinhood? | It’s gone up. I already exited my position. Up 50% for a few hours hold while traveling is enough excitement. | |
proof, sugarsweetie. | Oh okay | |
Because why would u act like a swinging megalaDONG if u we’re about to shit the bed at earnings, you’d look like a retarded | Or autistic at the least | |
Seriously though. Can someone without any extra somes explain to me wtf? Maybe an ELI2 version so other retards like me can comprestand it. Gonna need some pictures if you got too many big words is what I'm trying to say. | Go look at volume. Hint, there is barely any, so the price its showing you isn't real on the $7 call. Its showing you the average between bid and ask. The bid is .55 and no one is coming up off of that. 3 sold today, for .60, so thats whats its worth. Being it closed at .65 yesterday, it too is down like your 5.5 call. | |
'when all this Trump nonsense settles' are you retarded? | Nope, but the dildo down your throat is | |
It's going to open at $50 tomorrow morning, I guarantee it. | Tomorrow is Saturday faggot | |
Yes it is, just not under $NEW. | Care to say what it’s under then? | |
Latestagecapitalism doesn't worry about things like that. It's pretty much all about taking money from anyone who has more than me and destroying any system where I am judged based on merit. | And also being a vegan soiboy with no competitive instinct whatsoever. | |
I sold it, and used 200 shares I already had as collateral. Essentially every penny GOOS went above 52.45 I’m leaving 2 dollars on the table. I like to sell calls to minimize risk and made an almost guaranteed profit, and like playing the volatility surrounding earnings when I can make a decent amount selling a call. | Why would you sell those calls, after looking at what high end retail like Lulu and tif did this Q? | |
N | O | |
Buy shares! | Shares are basically a glorified ally savings account. | |
Spring 2015.. I sold it a day or two before that announcement | Well thanks, it's probably your shares that I flipped! ;-P | |
But this isn’t /r/personafinance brah | I mean he bought like 3.5% ITM thats not quite /PF level | |
nice spelling faggot | lewis | |
AFTER HOURS | RH GOLD | |
Yes and also ask him to wire u 10k with a promise of 70% ROI and anal cucking. Then bounce | Well I mean bounce after the anal cucking obviously ... | |
only solar stock is know is $TSLA baby! | Ahh yes thanks now I remember when I bought SolarCity | |
“My pecker is 5 inches on a hot day” | 'The odds are good, but the goods are odd.' | |
What’s it like to have one testicle? | That’s just his balls being full because he hasn’t peed in a while | |
No it's me come into my van 😇 | i will but give me some good options tips first daddy | |
IT'S WINTER IN AUSTRALIA, BOYS! | jeez i totally forgot that and the population in Australia is asian too... | |
This guy amdeeeees. | *ayyyyyyyymd's | |
G | O | |
Holy shit, that flair | You always have to be careful with what you say on this subreddit...the mods are omniscient, and will brand a scarlet A on you at any time. | |
YEEHAW MU is recovering. Take that shorts. | '''recovering''' | |
How do I get started? If I can’t use my phone during work 7-5 M-F is there even a point? Interning at GS lmao | Lunch Break and routine shitter visits | |
How much we talkin' here? | From my research, between $300k-500k. And that's only if we forego marketing and sales. | |
... | 33% | |
You think twtr is gonna keep going up? | Im pretty sure as long as people are checking what the president of the United States is saying on twitter then yes | |
Are you 🇨🇳? | Possibly an undercover North Korean. | |
why | Every 1.00 hike is about 5.3 billion in revenue for BAC. | |
And then buy the immediate dip right after the bragging stops | what's that? my portfolio sounds like all the shit that dipped around noon today | |
This is a good way to avoid the NSA, I like it | Like they can’t scan mail without cutting the envelope. | |
You think I'm thinking long term? | Long term? It can happen anytime, tomorrow or next year. You never know, by the time you know it is over. Like XIV. | |
Yeah I might say the same to you. Your snarky self importance is obnoxious. How people like you are able to function in the world is beyond me. Have you ever been in a bar? Do you stage a protest if the dude next to you says something Tumblr told you to be angry about? | I absolutely say something to the person sitting next to me at a bar if they start spouting off nonsense I know that they wouldn't say if I didn't look like them. It's called social responsibility. I'm not told what to be offended by, that list comes with life experience. Too many of my friends have beaten and I myself have almost been killed over that word. It's not funny. It's hate speech. | |
Does IQ have adds? or is it a freemium model, like hulu? | they have ads for non subscribers, I don't think the membership is expensive, if people are going to use iqiyi, might as well subscribe, I used it when I was in China it was pretty cheap, something like 15rmb or 30rmb a month i don't remember. | |
LOL that’s funny because I don’t post or comment very much, but when I do I seem to make some high quality content apparently | Quality over quantity | |
How does someone on WSB get flair for the MBTIs rare conselour type? (Not saying they're mutually exclusive, but it's odd.) | My old flair was 'Mod Manipulator.' Someone decided it wasn't derivative enough, went through my post history, found out I was an INTP, and made my flair INFJ as a joke. | |
This is probably his best bet. That site is made specifically for sugar daddies. | That site still up? Last I heard sesta/fosta shut it down. | |
This is some autistic shit from both parties involved. Godspeed, OP. | nothing but respect for MY troops | |
Man I remember the day I started catching swordfish over lobbys, felt like a king that day | I remeber before stocks even existed and we ate room temp oysters | |
Or indirectly. Pretty sure everyone is still getting their meds. | It's bullshit that he's in prison. | |
Marcus is already higher with 1.7% | It was 1.7% prior to the Feds recent actions. Hoping they bump again. | |
Short it. | Snort it. | |
Nigga just lumped socialists and libertarians together... Smfh. | >RedArmy | |
The demand for memory isn't slowing down | Bro, cycles. | |
And yet you're still mentally ill in both scenarios | I'd rather be mentally ill on my yacht than not. | |
You must have puts on AMD. People will buy consoles regardless. Sony had a solid conference at E3 this year. | I own two PS4’s but this news is not going to make the stock move. | |
I mentioned it in a comment once but I work in SF... Everyday I see at least 20 homeless dudes (typically crapping diarrhea on the sidewalk), 5 flamboyant dudes and 1 ladyboi a day so I don't need that app like most the fags here | Your shitty attempts to redeem yourself are still getting you downvoted. | |
Hey, good job. I'll have momsie make you some tendies tonight. | Thnks mayne. I bought 6 more IQ calls today when it was $38. | |
he's fucking grimes tho, so that's probably just facade or he has changed a lot | he took the big tiddied goth girlfriend meme very serious | |
It’s at 40.16 right now fag | It went to like 37 less than 30 minutes after I bought it. | |
Nah. Sell 1 month expiration uncovered puts and calls 2 standard deviations (based on VIX) on either side of current strike price. | Nah just do 3 standard deviation iron condors and just let it ride baby | |
-Michael Scott | - Wayne Gretzki | |
I wish I had more hands.. so I could give this “meme” four thumbs down! 👎🏻 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 | yeah ok dad | |
Hot seat still sucks | Oh yea | |
But if you buy all now then you won't miss out on any moonshots post er | What happens if it shits hard? | |
Hello bitch lasagna | Milk truck just arrive | |
I read an article that quoted former employees as saying she faked that too. Her 'normal' voice was higher. I guess she wanted to sound authoritative? | I'm amazed that anybody took her seriously. She clearly didn't have the medical background for what she was doing and her voice sounds utterly ridiculous and clearly fake. No fool like a rich old fool though I guess. | |
Username opposite of relevant. | That’s how they get you | |
Hell they can't do 10 half the time. | Ha! I bet they do that shit on purpose due to their commission cap | |
Worth it | Totally. | |
You're going to be losing money left and right. | eh. he's hedged | |
If I only had gold to give. | Happy cake day! | |
Well... I mean they’ll probably fake it convincingly. | My wife is a pig, I learned to fake it a long time ago. | |
G | G | |
Didn’t say “intensive purposes”. Guy must know his shit. | holy fuck. i just got this | |
lou | IOU? | |
It'll last him a life time | word is bond my nig. | |
That is Lizard Person/Billionaire George Soros | Lawful Evil version of Warren Buffet. | |
Ayyyyy | M | |
What you should've did is sold high demand crafting materials. Don't even have to gather them yourself. Just go where people are training fishing, wood cutting, etc and buy it off of them as they gather and take it to the cities to sell. | Ahh takes me back to the days of running lobbys on... that island | |
I thought Rule 1 was be attractive, and Rule 2 was don't be unattractive. Which rule book are you reading from ? | Being attractive is like 1000 times less important as getting money. Bitches will fuck a goat wearing Gucci my guy. Seriously. Attractive? | |
Even though I'm 4 hours late replying, you actually may be correct in your assumption. I'm into cars so I get then in my newsfeed and Bentley's are the most common car that gets shot up.. I can only assume they were drug dealers | Nah, rappers. Well, rappers and trappers.. so both. But they def add to the % | |
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You always have to be careful with what you say on this subreddit...the mods are omniscient, and will brand a scarlet A on you at any time. | Yes | |
'The odds are good, but the goods are odd.' | 'Looks good from afar, but are far from good' | |
You are definitely doing it backwards. I watch the ticker, not the shows, even on weekends. It is one of the secrets to my losses. | It must take a lot of effort and skill to lose money on Netflix | |
faggot | It's almost endearing. | |
Thank you. | This guy gets it | |
*Glitter | *Glitter straws | |
ill wave to you from the moon on thursday | Balls of steel. | |
I just wanna mortgage my house and lose everything in Chinese stocks | One of us.... One of us.... One of us! | |
So, how is your 'buying the dip' going? | Still holding, thanks | |
Yeah, it's called survivorship bias | What kind of bias is it when you spend all your time bitching about it on the internet instead of making it work for yourself? | |
What? | Autism | |
You don't think they would keep them around for antitrust laws like INTC and AMD does? | I'm sure if Amazon wanted them, they would work the system anyway they could to buy them. | |
So you somehow think every person born from 1945-1960 is responsible for that? Like you honestly believe everyone from that age range was out to screw over millennial's with their super secret agenda? Sounds stupid as fuck to me, like blaming 'jews' for moral degradation or something. | No it’s the whole calling us privileged when they were way more privileged with more economic safety then we will ever have. And yes just voting choices and blind followers of the trickle down propaganda they imposed what we have today in the younger generation and their own benefit | |
Oh thats disappointing, very cool that you know them though, thanks for the response. Oh, and you may have heard this so many times but I've been wondering in what way can I communicate with Martin easiest? I currently live in NJ, any ideas? | Do a batman call thing outside his jail by putting a flashlight up your ass and shaking it at the jail. | |
G | G | |
I mean gold doubled from 08 to 11 | I prob purchased closer to 2010..paid about 1200. And I’m lazy so cashing out physical gold is a pain in the ass. | |
Smart strategy. Am Chinese can confirm. Got my ass whooped with a metal cane when I did bad as a kid. | Lol 😜 |
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