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You have been banned from Late Stage Capitalism | Now YOU have been banned from Late Stage Capitalism | |
I've been doing that but RES isn't there | works for me. Dont know why yours doesnt | |
sub $25 low volume stock? thats a good way to lose your money. | He’s talking about buying $TAL | |
Thank you for your service | Owning a Tudor is such a WSB thing | |
Are they? I havent seen any leave my market and as far as I know, they’re scheduled for physical inventory at a normal amount of sites for 2019. | They closed up one near where I live, so I assumed it was retailpocalypse for them. | |
That’s why I said it could open 250 points down. That’s 1% call boy. | Call me when it is. | |
just do what the commies do, completely ignore that fact and scream that it's the truth that the stock market is the ultimate form of socialism | I like your way of thinking | |
I mean he's a socialist so he's probably malnourished. OP 1 LSC 0 | Malnourished, or fatter than a whale. All those free meals.. | |
Do yourself a favor and dont try to rationalize and calculate the intrinsic value of having the monster dong of Elon on your board | That a tent set up outside of a real factory...housing a full 1/3 of a company's manufacturing capability, could convince anyone in said company's prospect of future profotability....so many things defying logic...the warping of gravity orbiting musks balls must be the reason... | |
Bruh you wanna invest in AMD FD's and some real fucking MU and not that WDC bullshit. I had better returns with my Ally 1.6% than you have in 2018 | Lol this shit is funny | |
Ya your right I forgot, sorry lord! | I am lord. Ya ya ya. I am lord | |
wth is XBT? I’m always ready for AMD. | XBT is a dope ass rapper who pimps poor peoples' rides | |
You should learn what 'context' means | Lol, that’s exactly my point, you’ll have better context if you showed a logarithmic chart... | |
What should my next move be | Literally all on Fucking Red my guy | |
I like how you tried to defend his action using the worst possible reasoning | Dude’s got dollars to turn and hoes to churn | |
PDT or something else? | Yeah, I did a daytrade after my account took a big hit on Wednesday and dipped below 25k so now I can't buy anything till September on that account. | |
No you got to be up at 6 to check out the premarket movement on robinhood | Up at 5:40 which is enough time for 4 shots of espresso and some pre-market self loathing | |
Swede here, trading opens when i leave work, quite nice | noice | |
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Holding V and BAC. God bless brother. | What strikes are we looking at boys with the BAC? | |
Goog, Amzn, and to a lesser extent FB will literally eat all tech. No one can compete with their resources. | What about Apple and Microsoft? | |
You literally said this about five times in one thread. We get it faggot | 😂 | |
This sub is so retarded it makes the bots retarded | Ayy lmao | |
yes | This tweet is fake, Elon says positive shit about NASA all time, even admitted they were key partner for Spacex. | |
Wife’s boyfriend let him barrow it | 😂 (i’ll over look your spelling) | |
Not even close to the most valuable company in history. | How retarded are you? | |
Are you married? Asking for a friend | I hope gay marriage is legal wherever you are. | |
That’s the only play | Can't get to $65 without going through $60, so yes | |
I think they are starting investigation, god knows if anything will come from it. | If it's real, some fall guy will be doing hard time or executed | |
got u dawg. I was a little early on the MU too but that shit will be low 50s soon. | Is it on the spectrum if i am holding 7/20 420s | |
A popular fund? | https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-funds-cdr/china-funds-to-boost-support-for-domestic-listings-of-tech-giants-paper-idUSKCN1J209X | |
wonder how safe it is to go. | When you go just wave a wad of cash outside the airport to indicate that you're looking to hire a personal bodyguard. | |
Holding 15 rn and might get some 17. They’re not too expensive. | I have 24 SOGO 7/20 $15 call contracts for $2.16. Let us pray. | |
Don't jinx me bro. | I'll down-vote myself... just to be safe | |
Makes more sense than a downgrade after the positive analyst day | S T O R M C L O U D S mothafucka | |
Thanks man | make sure you post screenshot right before you sell. a lot of ppl here are wondering what kind of gains you'll be looking at | |
When do u plan on selling lol | I’m holding, I have a ton of sep calls. But bought these 20 for a slight FD play on 6/18 revenue numbers coming out today or tomorrow. If the market starts to recover around 12-1 I’m holding till Wed- Thurs. | |
I think it's just a boy who pretends to be your wife now. | https://i.imgur.com/jvsIqgz.gifv | |
Small world. Maybe we should just take our money and go to the Casino and bet it all? | I want to go all in at a poker table and throw my Casio into the pot. | |
Need strong hand :/ | I know right... | |
This is a really good comment, +1 haha | God I hate this shit 'Good comment OP, +1 for your wits I literally died'. Like can't you just upvote and go? | |
No the UK telecom provider Spectrum. | US has that too | |
always do the opposite of WSB yolo calls | yo what website is this? | |
Sell options to them maybe? | Yeah that’ll go over great. They def won’t say capitalism sucks after they lose it all playing options. 🤦🏻♀️ | |
I would use 'were' here. | Damn, fucking circle of life and shit dude, noice! | |
source? | T_D | |
So wait until after the shorts have to cover, *then* short? | Reasonable to me. | |
If you bring a small child that is being wild to my library I will eat him/her/it | damn I thought Hamtaro was a vegetarian | |
Use a payday loan to get in sooner | Why not both? | |
I got out at $360. If it drops back down to 280, I'd consider buying back in. Am I a masochist? Yes. | I honestly don’t think it will ever be less than $300 again | |
Yu scrued. | Sometimes you Yin sometimes you Yang. | |
Agreed. And if Dems think there’s going to be a blue wave come midterms they’re crazy and have no idea what states are actually contested. Far more dem seats are up for grabs than republican. There’s a great real clear politics article just published on this | I'm a lifelong dem, Bernie volunteer, apolitical now. It's obvious the left has pushed too far into identity politics and lost the plot completely. They even lost 10% of the millennial vote in the last year. They're screwed completely. I'm looking into ways to bet on dis shit | |
Probably last year ETH price | don't remind me :( | |
IV is going to jump | Thankfully I fomoed in on Friday haha | |
wow | ||
😂 (i’ll over look your spelling) | I appreciate that | |
People are saying its severely undervalued, Incredibles 2 came out this weekend. I am not sure frankly 50/50 on it staying above $110. | I agree it is undervalued, I'm a bull for sure, but short term I just don't see it going up, any expected news will drive it down | |
You must think he is part of WSB. You really think he became a gajillionaire by purposely throwing money around knowing he's going to lose it? What kind of pleb rationale is this? | he's known for throwing other people's money around and losing it, mostly. | |
It's Monday nigga | Went with yolo tesla and it gave tendieeees | |
JD did me right in the past, but I feel like I just bought the news. | I already held some JD shares but not enough. Does it make sense to buy more. I dont think the price will go lower anymore... | |
I’m in the same boat. It’ll only get higher from here. | I’m tempted to buy more, but that could be greed speaking to me | |
Lol full disclosure this was written by u/haupt91 . He helped walk me through editing it to so the next one I should be able to do on my own | Y'all alright | |
I'm a lifelong dem, Bernie volunteer, apolitical now. It's obvious the left has pushed too far into identity politics and lost the plot completely. They even lost 10% of the millennial vote in the last year. They're screwed completely. I'm looking into ways to bet on dis shit | Just invest domestically. Merkel is about to get ousted and it’s gonna throw the EU in a tailspin. Calls on SPY maybe | |
I bought 6/29's for the win. | Same, 4x $60 6/29 calls in at $2.20. They're down to just above $2 now, surely after earnings it'll be tendie city. | |
Sold my 6/29 $17 calls when the price hit $17.20.... kiiiiind of wishing I'd hung on a tad longer. But whatever. Got muh tendies | Wait longer you’d have some hunny mussy | |
Spicy 2x samyung ramen best for this | I eat that shit for fun. My butthole feels like my portfolio all the time. | |
I’m holding, I have a ton of sep calls. But bought these 20 for a slight FD play on 6/18 revenue numbers coming out today or tomorrow. If the market starts to recover around 12-1 I’m holding till Wed- Thurs. | Did u sell those weeklies lol | |
Yeah I don’t understand why it’s not popping - I guess everyone is distracted by all the memes and forgot about this one until some news is generated. Tell your PR people to do their fucking jobs. | > Corning secretly wants to keep their stock value low so all the idiot boomers who have 80% of their retirement funds in GLW will never stop working. | |
tea leaf reading and interpretive tweeting classses. | Cum scrying | |
Typically happens when a new contract is available at that price. Every cent becomes +100%, because the contract didn't exist before. | Gotcha, that makes sense. Thanks a lot. | |
https://imgur.com/RUETLs3 | Noice | |
Eh I’m just goin off of what some local told me there | My grandmother's neighbor (a local) thinks aliens live at the Cleveland airport. Not everyone is trustworthy haha. | |
Theta is a slow decay at first, still gonna be wrecking you, and then in the last 2 weeks it picks up hella pace, and then in the last week you are fuuuuuuuuucked | explain it | |
You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps. | That's exactly what I was thinking, like when I learned craps it was like ok you bet over or under, make a bet. Ok so now there are a million other bets you can make lol | |
Yeah but it puts me on an emotional roller coaster when it dips to +4% | Lmao same here. My shares have doubled in value in a month but it dips 2% and I almost panic sell | |
Go more aggressive | Yes. Buy 30 of them | |
Good price but id consider the 135s unless youre just holding very short term. You're losing like 4% to theta each day. | Please explain | |
Ignore my reply on the other thread haha | Yeah, they expired Friday. Otherwise I'd have gone down with the ship and popped back up today. | |
thanks fam. sorry, im autistic | We all are... it’s wsb | |
I honestly don’t think it will ever be less than $300 again | You never know with this stock. | |
Stop I can only get so hard. | Eat some beets, they relax your blood vessels and will let you get harder. It's my secret to making money on the stock market. My DD, dick density, is directly correlated to my earnings. | |
I apologize that I have only one up boat to give good sir! | I'm a simple man, I see praise and an up vote and I up vote. | |
damn I thought Hamtaro was a vegetarian | I’ve got some news for you pal: the “ham” in Hamtaro isn’t because he’s a hamster | |
I was just looking at those calls. Too cheap not to grab in case this thing gains steam | Nice pop we just got! | |
GAIN, LTC, and OGIG are largest positions in Roth. Don’t have any extra money to fund account and buy more, but I like everything about it. Good management, decent balance sheet, exceptional dividend that’s supported by good FCF | GAIN is one of my largest holdings as well. I'll have to check out these others. Thanks for the tickers. :) | |
Wtf are you literally me? | i literally have almost no clue what the christ i'm doing. If i did, i wouldn't be making money. | |
Elon has said recently he likes Reddit. That’d be amazing if he is a lurker of this sub. | Elon gets $TSLA advice from WSB | |
One of r/wsb | Next Excel graph screenshot should be made using your Tesla center console that you have parked on your yacht. Musky is ready to give out tendies and yachts. | |
Which is hilarious because it's China. You have to be seriously doctoring your books to get called out. | It's 2010 all over again. Chinese stocks are hot until Wall St notices all the fraud and government bribes. | |
No. I’m telling the OP to keep a check on his own emotions. That’s all. Nothing to do with anyone else aside from a general study on human behaviors that applies to most people. | For many they need to ride the roller coaster as the first step in learning to manage trading emotion. Reading stuff isn't likely to be internalised. | |
Strike and exp date? In for luls when they release record ER and market reacts opposite. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ | James Comey: 'THAT'S IT, $MU?' | |
Oh god, what am I getting into. Just bought some calls on the dip. | This stock is bi-polar af. But I like the risk/reward of it so I'm balls deep til it pays off. | |
Why would u buy so far OTM? | They are cheaper that way | |
Puts my dude | Puts in yo azz boi | |
If you can't afford IQ calls, I would honestly just stick to shares for the time being. With options, you're almost guaranteed to lose a lot as you learn (speaking from painful experience), and with that low of a starting point, you're pretty much just going to go to 0 unless you have exceptional luck. | Thanks, I'll keep that in mind and keep watching. | |
I was wondering... I bet I could manipulate the ask on some untraded crap and draw a penis on the RH chart | Oh my God lol do this | |
It’s the only sane view, and people only disagree because they can’t face the shit they actually supported. | So you voted for record-breaking deportation of illegal immigrants under Obama? You voted for murdering American citizens with drone strike without due process under Obama? You voted for the expansion of executive powers under Obama? You voted for giving thousands of guns to drug cartels under Obama? You voted for giving fighter jets to Muslim terrorist groups under Obama? | |
That's not how it works. It's still a ten banger, we would just have to convert the initial principal by that 0.76 ratio. Then with that converted number, multiply by ten | Didn't think I'd need to include a /s in this sub but there :) | |
Can only get so erect. Can't imagine if this gets to $145+. When do you think we should jump ship before theta decay takes over? | I sold one-quarter of my 7/13 134 just before the bell to lock some of this in. But holding I'm holding a bit longer on the others. I have some 8/17 140 as well which are looking really nice. | |
Samesies | already sold all my puts except for one at a cool 10% profit... so if yall make it to the moon tomorrow ill be watching from earth :( |
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