manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Till he turns around and drops another nuclear tweet.	Wait until he finds out that North Korea has actually been upgrading their nuclear testing sites.
sell super ITM calls	What kinda stupid play is that when you can buy OTM puts
obama was shite he was running 1 trillion yearly deficits, regardless what he walked into he handled it wrong	You are supposed to run deficits in a recession. When the economy tanks and at the same time the government pulls back on spending your recession turns into a depression
Think I am talking with a teenager.	And you're a grown adult talking nonsense you can't substantiate so who's really the childish one here.
Su Bae	This is my kink
Christ I hope so. If it somehow does, I'm taking the profit and running.	Y’all ready for the moon..😏
8=👊=>💦😂💦<==👋=8 ?	Holy shit that escalated.
Who told you to buy these and if 49 dollars cut your loses in half what the fuck are you worried about	My total portfolio is only $600 which is chump change I know but I lost $100 last week which sucks so I’ll take any gains at this point.
Link! If they can do 4300-4900 we have a short squeeze... I want a Tesla now.	What is the minimum price that will trigger short squeeze in your opinion?
Better average down	I got out at 9.20 lol, weak hands or something
Yeah i added today... they faggy Ds or out a few weeks?	QQQ $171 7/20 puts
The only answer is yes	Sure but it could also be no.
Wow autism level 10/10	I’m more on the 11/10 scale
lol not using S&P	Citing the DOW should be an insta-ban
Umm futures say yes. Also, keep up the work. You are an asset to republicans	Why can't I downvote this fuck?
https://imgur.com/a/0JKLn5R sold yesterday at the peak. Roughly $1000 profit	Good job my dude. This was a high risk, medium reward scenario. Take that 1K and buy yourself something nice. Seriously.
Tariffs aside, Micron, Samsung and Hynix are also potentially facing a class action lawsuit and up to $8 billion in fines for price fixing... so there's that.	Yea, one of the many headwinds against them. Coupled with that lawsuit in China moving forward, I am sure more political pressure (as well as his financial stake) will be placed upon the judge in that trial.
minimum where? ??	america
Jina shit-tier tech companies dont give a fuck about American investors. They IPO, take their money, and fuck off. When will we learn.	when china hustle documentaries start hitting netflix or fox primetime?
Can't find news on why yet.	Kudlows decrepit ass on TV saying no we didn't soften on China fuck my ass
Plus trading gets harder when the metrics stop mattering; dinos are used to buying based on performance and sound company outlook. Millennial investors want cheap stonks, meme stonks, and flashy designer stonks. Hence Netflix being valued almost higher than its maximum revenue selling service to every TV on the planet but still ballooning like 5&#37; today.	Millennial investors are not the ones pushing up Netflix stock price, there is always multiple Billion dollar funds involved in a price increase like Netflix has had.
All you fags in BAC are fags. I post on every BAAC post saying you are fags but then more and BAC post. The company doesn’t move (sideways always) SO THE RICH NON FAGS CAN SELL COVERED CALLS AND TAKE YOUR MONEY! Fuck you all fags.	I like how serious you are.
'Trump not backing off China' - 2 minutes ago ......annnnnnd were back	Is that why all of today's gains just got erased? Why can't he just let shit be for a minute...
Elbow deep. You'll understand when your older.	Shouldering. Ask your mom.
The only thing is they’re expiring Friday and I don’t see them falling otm by tomorrow. Think it’s worth holding on for one more day?	I mean it’s up to you, but what you said makes sense, it’s just that IMO the risk outweighs the reward.
Yeah but they don't show their 70% losses as well ;)	I love the ones who do lol
Patience	For what China to replicate their tech and steal their market share?
Breaking news: stonks go down sometimes	big if true
I hope it helps! I'm long with 75% of my holdings like Visa and shit and YOLO China with the rest. It's also good to sit on some cash for days like monday, or all of last week to double down on the terror. Doesn't always work, but when it works, it works 100% of the time.	I am in year 2 and holding FDs (MU) expiring in July I wish I had the stash cash to buy more in the dip. Good advice, holding strong.
why	Because I have autism?
Yeah. I think you’re fucked today. That’s why I don’t do fd’s	Somehow pulled from the fire. Went ahead and sold for a whopping $1.00 gain just for the principle.
Now here's an idea.	Synthetic options?
T	D
MU would supply his memory	Until they fuck him over. Then he'd make his own memory company with blackjack and hookers.
I'm not selling. Just frustrated. I wanted to buy the dip and did it too early	Surely nothing could go wrong if you stay emotional about it
Hoo boy. If tech declines Robinhood users will be in trouble.	im all in on hemp rope if FAGMAN dies
That's 66.6% accurate.	60% of the time, it's accurate everytime.
How many futures did you short u/sweet_sweet_leverage ?	Margin called. Broker liquidated my position.
And they did, praise baby Jesus	Lol
Bro volatility is implied on this one. The chumps bought high and panic-sold low, and now are going to panic FOMO-buy, and then panic sell when there's another drop eventually. Need to learn some patience.	I bought high and panic-sold low, almost fomo'd at 9.70 but managed to hold off after IQ.
Psh, if you were lazy, you'd only write 'x' or 'xo' instead of the full xoxo.	I'm lazy, yet thorough.
Based on username alone I believe it's him.	There is no doubt.
Set a !remindme, Im waiting for the money to get on my account.	when should we set the reminder? Holding you up to it
you need JD to close the butt rape trifecta	U misspelled iq
What was your rational for shorting? Even with out the announcement, Oil trading at this level with expensive dollars should tell you that something else is going on. Who is buying oil with overvalued dollars, can you imagine oil at lower dollar prices. We are going to $100, no matter what.	Opec wills it
This will probably get an offering on it tomorrow. Don’t chase it.	Loading on puts now, thanks
historically, yes it is true. That doesn't necessarily mean it will be true going forward, but it has been generally true for quite a while.	It will probably always be true because day traders think they can make money. They can't and are dumb.
Lol	Bitch I've been out of them for 4 hours
Im going to cash. my heart can't handle this	I’d wait till at least end of week.
Nope just wishful autistic thinking 😁	Same strike and same reasoning 😊
K I just bought 10 of these let’s go	gayest shit I've read in a while
Silently screams reeeeeee	silently nibbles on tide pods
If you keep averaging down you can die multiple deaths	Hahahahah fact
Bro I have XPO 125 for August 17. 0 volume and my shit is pretty much dead now. Praying for u	:o
Millennial investors are not the ones pushing up Netflix stock price, there is always multiple Billion dollar funds involved in a price increase like Netflix has had.	they are pushing up the stonk price tho
I like the trade.	I'm hoping for a little dip then I'm out. Oil is crazy right now. What's your plan?
Work on reading comprehension bruh.	SAT reading comprehension percentile the same as my annualized returns: 2%
hoping to sell today for a quick buck	What's your plan now?
Synthetic options?	Selena Gomez pls explain
Forgive the heresy of even asking but is there a past example of sanjay having some brass balls and saying no? I know tepper would be telling them to say fuck no but would sanjay?	the fine laid out in the bs (it is china tho) umc lawsuit is only $40m
Buy puts my dude	No, buy calls. Don't be retail and short at support/bottoms.
O	C
We?	Will?
Start off +800 now I'm down -500	Started out -1800 now I’m +500
Calls on USO, ENB, HAL. I’m sufficiently balls deep in oil.	How long out are your USO calls?
Yes	yes
Buying amzn dips has been a great strategy but today seems to be the day it all goes wrong. Fuck me	Wait for it to come back up bro, patience.
Lol, child	Get a real broker
Or you don't own yet and all the housing prices are skyrocketing	Or you were using stonks to hold your down payment and Cheeto’n Chief keeps making you sweat that fast approaching closing date.
What is your exit strat?	No less than 200%
AT least Nasdaq is also down quite a bit. I cant handle mu red days when the market is greener than green lantern.	MU was down a buck when the indices were up .5%
I need a fantasy to tell myself so I don’t have to stare at my mu 60 jan calls. ;-;	Best part of Jan calls is they’re far enough away you don’t have to pay attention, just set a price alert if you want to sell at a specific price
There is always someone downer.	Downer as is down or downer as is Down syndrome?
L	D
I'm lazy, yet thorough.	/ (
Yes	Well you came to the right place
I think I sold your mom some STD's. Apparently, the ask price was only $10 and a bottle of wine	Oh damn, she upcharged you
You have to understand, it was a NEW PARADIGM. Back then everyone knew MU was going to $90	Wait it's not ?
Any positions you looking at? ADB, SHOP and NOW looks attractive.	Shop, Visa, ADBE, NTDOY, CGC
the thing is, even if the worst fears are realized regarding china, it would have a pe of like 12, still below the average for semis	Micron is in the commodity business, most large cap semis are not. All commodity stocks will exhibit low P/E ratios vs. late-cycle earnings figures because market participants will price in the cyclicality.
Surprising to see how many are really.	Now you know why people pay the big bucks for RH trading info.
For what China to replicate their tech and steal their market share?	Well if you shorted NFLX today you would be eating tendies right now, but instead you were busy shit posting
C	I
I like how serious you are.	I’m better now. I just hadn’t taken my pills yet.
I think it’s what happened in 2008 that’s the spooky part	2018-2019 crash confirmed
I have a dead bird in my window and I’m on this sub	Don't worry scrote! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
MU was down a buck when the indices were up .5%	Lets try again. At least Mu didnt dip as much as after last earnings. $45 vs $52 xD as of now.
if you’re just going to use a better software for charting and research go with td. imo tos is the best free trading platform available to retail customers	Agreed. Endless technical analysis with ToS.
I think they will do both for as long as they can. If there does come a time when the big car makers are competing directly Tesla can fall back on their battery tech. They do have their software too and if they can keep that working for them they may keep and edge the car giants won't take from them for years as those guys seem to be terrible at getting software to work like silicon valley companies can.	For UI software or whatever I agree but if we are talking about control software they are excellent. Just look at how good stuff like traction control, launch control, active suspension, etc is nowadays. Never mind that for that kind of software they could just buy it from OEMs that specialise in that like Bosch or McLaren Technology if they need to.
That fund would be...?	I'd also like to know for science of course
Isn’t that what happened with the_donald sub Reddit	That's exactly what happened.
That was definitely a good pick for you man, the stock should still run for a while as they continue to grow revenue and users	I think it is a great Long too, but thinking about getting another 300 shares today if the market will find it's bottom.
How do you tell anything about smart money by looking at volume?	Low volume on everything after most things are down means that money is out of the market and staying out till trade war shit blows over.
What’s on the 6	tarrif bs
What is your level of autism?	7
Feeing bad about sitting on MU $62.50 calls and no cash.	But wait how do you BTFD?
wouldn't math dictate MU would rise twice as much, or fall half as much?	Nah bruh, math.
0 people at the booth, more like short AMD...	Looks like 0 people anywhere
Mu would be one of the best companies to do a lbo. Lots of cash flow, low debt, and super low pe	You guys talk about PE of 3 a lot. Chu mean? My maths tells me it’s 5. plz xplain
Yes.	Wow

Till he turns around and drops another nuclear tweet.

Wait until he finds out that North Korea has actually been upgrading their nuclear testing sites.

sell super ITM calls

What kinda stupid play is that when you can buy OTM puts

obama was shite he was running 1 trillion yearly deficits, regardless what he walked into he handled it wrong

You are supposed to run deficits in a recession. When the economy tanks and at the same time the government pulls back on spending your recession turns into a depression

Think I am talking with a teenager.

And you're a grown adult talking nonsense you can't substantiate so who's really the childish one here.

Su Bae

This is my kink

Christ I hope so. If it somehow does, I'm taking the profit and running.

Y’all ready for the moon..😏

8=👊=>💦😂💦<==👋=8 ?

Holy shit that escalated.

Who told you to buy these and if 49 dollars cut your loses in half what the fuck are you worried about

My total portfolio is only $600 which is chump change I know but I lost $100 last week which sucks so I’ll take any gains at this point.

Link! If they can do 4300-4900 we have a short squeeze... I want a Tesla now.

What is the minimum price that will trigger short squeeze in your opinion?

Better average down

I got out at 9.20 lol, weak hands or something

Yeah i added today... they faggy Ds or out a few weeks?

QQQ $171 7/20 puts

The only answer is yes

Sure but it could also be no.

Wow autism level 10/10

I’m more on the 11/10 scale

lol not using S&P

Citing the DOW should be an insta-ban

Umm futures say yes. Also, keep up the work. You are an asset to republicans

Why can't I downvote this fuck?

https://imgur.com/a/0JKLn5R sold yesterday at the peak. Roughly $1000 profit

Good job my dude. This was a high risk, medium reward scenario. Take that 1K and buy yourself something nice. Seriously.

Tariffs aside, Micron, Samsung and Hynix are also potentially facing a class action lawsuit and up to $8 billion in fines for price fixing... so there's that.

Yea, one of the many headwinds against them. Coupled with that lawsuit in China moving forward, I am sure more political pressure (as well as his financial stake) will be placed upon the judge in that trial.

minimum where? ??

america

Jina shit-tier tech companies dont give a fuck about American investors. They IPO, take their money, and fuck off. When will we learn.

when china hustle documentaries start hitting netflix or fox primetime?

Can't find news on why yet.

Kudlows decrepit ass on TV saying no we didn't soften on China fuck my ass

Plus trading gets harder when the metrics stop mattering; dinos are used to buying based on performance and sound company outlook. Millennial investors want cheap stonks, meme stonks, and flashy designer stonks. Hence Netflix being valued almost higher than its maximum revenue selling service to every TV on the planet but still ballooning like 5&#37; today.

Millennial investors are not the ones pushing up Netflix stock price, there is always multiple Billion dollar funds involved in a price increase like Netflix has had.

All you fags in BAC are fags. I post on every BAAC post saying you are fags but then more and BAC post. The company doesn’t move (sideways always) SO THE RICH NON FAGS CAN SELL COVERED CALLS AND TAKE YOUR MONEY! Fuck you all fags.

I like how serious you are.

'Trump not backing off China' - 2 minutes ago ......annnnnnd were back

Is that why all of today's gains just got erased? Why can't he just let shit be for a minute...

Elbow deep. You'll understand when your older.

Shouldering. Ask your mom.

The only thing is they’re expiring Friday and I don’t see them falling otm by tomorrow. Think it’s worth holding on for one more day?

I mean it’s up to you, but what you said makes sense, it’s just that IMO the risk outweighs the reward.

Yeah but they don't show their 70% losses as well ;)

I love the ones who do lol

Patience

For what China to replicate their tech and steal their market share?

Breaking news: stonks go down sometimes

big if true

I hope it helps! I'm long with 75% of my holdings like Visa and shit and YOLO China with the rest. It's also good to sit on some cash for days like monday, or all of last week to double down on the terror. Doesn't always work, but when it works, it works 100% of the time.

I am in year 2 and holding FDs (MU) expiring in July I wish I had the stash cash to buy more in the dip. Good advice, holding strong.

why

Because I have autism?

Yeah. I think you’re fucked today. That’s why I don’t do fd’s

Somehow pulled from the fire. Went ahead and sold for a whopping $1.00 gain just for the principle.

Now here's an idea.

Synthetic options?

T

D

MU would supply his memory

Until they fuck him over. Then he'd make his own memory company with blackjack and hookers.

I'm not selling. Just frustrated. I wanted to buy the dip and did it too early

Surely nothing could go wrong if you stay emotional about it

Hoo boy. If tech declines Robinhood users will be in trouble.

im all in on hemp rope if FAGMAN dies

That's 66.6% accurate.

60% of the time, it's accurate everytime.

How many futures did you short u/sweet_sweet_leverage ?

Margin called. Broker liquidated my position.

And they did, praise baby Jesus

Lol

Bro volatility is implied on this one. The chumps bought high and panic-sold low, and now are going to panic FOMO-buy, and then panic sell when there's another drop eventually. Need to learn some patience.

I bought high and panic-sold low, almost fomo'd at 9.70 but managed to hold off after IQ.

Psh, if you were lazy, you'd only write 'x' or 'xo' instead of the full xoxo.

I'm lazy, yet thorough.

Based on username alone I believe it's him.

There is no doubt.

Set a !remindme, Im waiting for the money to get on my account.

when should we set the reminder? Holding you up to it

you need JD to close the butt rape trifecta

U misspelled iq

What was your rational for shorting? Even with out the announcement, Oil trading at this level with expensive dollars should tell you that something else is going on. Who is buying oil with overvalued dollars, can you imagine oil at lower dollar prices. We are going to $100, no matter what.

Opec wills it

This will probably get an offering on it tomorrow. Don’t chase it.

Loading on puts now, thanks

historically, yes it is true. That doesn't necessarily mean it will be true going forward, but it has been generally true for quite a while.

It will probably always be true because day traders think they can make money. They can't and are dumb.

Lol

Bitch I've been out of them for 4 hours

Im going to cash. my heart can't handle this

I’d wait till at least end of week.

Nope just wishful autistic thinking 😁

Same strike and same reasoning 😊

K I just bought 10 of these let’s go

gayest shit I've read in a while

Silently screams reeeeeee

*silently nibbles on tide pods*

If you keep averaging down you can die multiple deaths

Hahahahah fact

Bro I have XPO 125 for August 17. 0 volume and my shit is pretty much dead now. Praying for u

:o

Millennial investors are not the ones pushing up Netflix stock price, there is always multiple Billion dollar funds involved in a price increase like Netflix has had.

they are pushing up the stonk price tho

I like the trade.

I'm hoping for a little dip then I'm out. Oil is crazy right now. What's your plan?

Work on reading comprehension bruh.

SAT reading comprehension percentile the same as my annualized returns: 2%

hoping to sell today for a quick buck

What's your plan now?

Synthetic options?

Selena Gomez pls explain

Forgive the heresy of even asking but is there a past example of sanjay having some brass balls and saying no? I know tepper would be telling them to say fuck no but would sanjay?

the fine laid out in the bs (it is china tho) umc lawsuit is only $40m

Buy puts my dude

No, buy calls. Don't be retail and short at support/bottoms.

O

C

We?

Will?

Start off +800 now I'm down -500

Started out -1800 now I’m +500

Calls on USO, ENB, HAL. I’m sufficiently balls deep in oil.

How long out are your USO calls?

Yes

yes

Buying amzn dips has been a great strategy but today seems to be the day it all goes wrong. Fuck me

Wait for it to come back up bro, patience.

Lol, child

Get a real broker

Or you don't own yet and all the housing prices are skyrocketing

Or you were using stonks to hold your down payment and Cheeto’n Chief keeps making you sweat that fast approaching closing date.

What is your exit strat?

No less than 200%

AT least Nasdaq is also down quite a bit. I cant handle mu red days when the market is greener than green lantern.

MU was down a buck when the indices were up .5%

I need a fantasy to tell myself so I don’t have to stare at my mu 60 jan calls. ;-;

Best part of Jan calls is they’re far enough away you don’t have to pay attention, just set a price alert if you want to sell at a specific price

There is always someone downer.

Downer as is down or downer as is Down syndrome?

L

D

I'm lazy, yet thorough.

/ (

Yes

Well you came to the right place

I think I sold your mom some STD's. Apparently, the ask price was only $10 and a bottle of wine

Oh damn, she upcharged you

You have to understand, it was a NEW PARADIGM. Back then everyone knew MU was going to $90

Wait it's not ?

Any positions you looking at? ADB, SHOP and NOW looks attractive.

Shop, Visa, ADBE, NTDOY, CGC

the thing is, even if the worst fears are realized regarding china, it would have a pe of like 12, still below the average for semis

Micron is in the commodity business, most large cap semis are not. All commodity stocks will exhibit low P/E ratios vs. late-cycle earnings figures because market participants will price in the cyclicality.

Surprising to see how many are really.

Now you know why people pay the big bucks for RH trading info.

For what China to replicate their tech and steal their market share?

Well if you shorted NFLX today you would be eating tendies right now, but instead you were busy shit posting

C

I

I like how serious you are.

I’m better now. I just hadn’t taken my pills yet.

I think it’s what happened in 2008 that’s the spooky part

2018-2019 crash confirmed

I have a dead bird in my window and I’m on this sub

Don't worry scrote! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

MU was down a buck when the indices were up .5%

Lets try again. At least Mu didnt dip as much as after last earnings. $45 vs $52 xD as of now.

if you’re just going to use a better software for charting and research go with td. imo tos is the best free trading platform available to retail customers

Agreed. Endless technical analysis with ToS.

I think they will do both for as long as they can. If there does come a time when the big car makers are competing directly Tesla can fall back on their battery tech. They do have their software too and if they can keep that working for them they may keep and edge the car giants won't take from them for years as those guys seem to be terrible at getting software to work like silicon valley companies can.

For UI software or whatever I agree but if we are talking about control software they are excellent. Just look at how good stuff like traction control, launch control, active suspension, etc is nowadays. Never mind that for that kind of software they could just buy it from OEMs that specialise in that like Bosch or McLaren Technology if they need to.

That fund would be...?

I'd also like to know for science of course

Isn’t that what happened with the_donald sub Reddit

That's exactly what happened.

That was definitely a good pick for you man, the stock should still run for a while as they continue to grow revenue and users

I think it is a great Long too, but thinking about getting another 300 shares today if the market will find it's bottom.

How do you tell anything about smart money by looking at volume?

Low volume on everything after most things are down means that money is out of the market and staying out till trade war shit blows over.

What’s on the 6

tarrif bs

What is your level of autism?

7

Feeing bad about sitting on MU $62.50 calls and no cash.

But wait how do you BTFD?

wouldn't math dictate MU would rise twice as much, or fall half as much?

Nah bruh, math.

0 people at the booth, more like short AMD...

Looks like 0 people anywhere

Mu would be one of the best companies to do a lbo. Lots of cash flow, low debt, and super low pe

You guys talk about PE of 3 a lot. Chu mean? My maths tells me it’s 5. plz xplain

Yes.

Wow