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That's what happened to my portfolio I won the market so I guess back to level 1. | NG+ | |
Of course they want an SSN. It's a financial institution. | Jesus Christ just go to DreamMarket and buy one | |
Underrated app | I like the interface and the scrolling prices on the right side. I wish they did options. | |
next few years? WTF man. | Just saying, I held NVDA for over 8 years before it truly broke out. | |
ALPHA MALE CHAD BULL MARKET TRADERS ONLY | buy the dip | |
This comment makes me want some seafood gumbo | Ask your seafood for derivatives trading tips then repost them here. Content creators welcome | |
Can you post your positions? How did you clear +$415k | If he dipped 5% today his portfolio is 1.8m. When you have 1.8m in your portfolio neither of those are CRAZY amounts in comparison | |
This is pretty good | This is so true and great. Remember that dude who asked if Trump would make him sell his $IQ? | |
Don’t be a pussy just hold. | Its not the WSB way but i cant argue... | |
???????? Am i the only one that isn't lmfao ? | I've learned that no one on wsb actually discusses good trades. We just continuously speculate about bullshit like IQ and AMD and save the real gems for ourselves. | |
Welcome to America where it is the only country to have this PDT rule to protect people from losing money | It's so fucked up. Keeps me from locking in gains, keeps me from cutting losses. | |
What can indicate this. I wanna believe you buy I'm worried it could be a reversal, it is still a downward trend and all my indicators show that except for hourly and 5 min. | Indicators? WSB isn't for you. | |
Good. They were stupid to threaten Trump. | How did they threaten Trump? | |
If we are all in the same boat, I should probably sell my puts. | Lol. That’s true. This morning it’s up but that means nothing. | |
7/20 #NeverForget | 7/20 $70 I'm either losing it all or I'm going to be rich see you fucks on the other side | |
That is what would make sense if the stock wasn't being manipulated by institutions, analysts etc. MU will go flying up exactly when you don't expect it because they want us to sell and/or not buy before the run up. | Yeah, one day boom, 5% up. They can explain why after the fact. | |
Ride em out. But looks like you got greedy and bought in without much time to maneuver. | Yeah. Stop buying FDs than end two weeks later... I learned the hard way too | |
It still needs to regain a great deal of ground before I break even, but at least I have almost 4 business weeks left for the July calls, and \~8 for the August calls (I bought 13 calls for Aug 17th at 1.90 as well). | I need to read their report. They give any guidance? I know they expect q3 and q4 to be decent | |
Don't believe the fake news. Things are better then ever here in the USA. Obama was a good talker and promised change but didn't deliver. | I hope you dont completely disregard other peoples opinion (or opposing parties) by using the term 'fake news' so often. | |
Loaded up on 272 SPY 7/20's just before close yesterday... Hoping for a miracle after a 15% loss for the week. I actually feel sick about this shit, know those feels | Stopped out and then it rallies. Might as well just start my money on fire, would be more enjoyable. | |
Trump is trying to get you dumbasses a good opportunity to get into these stocks on sale sheesh give me a break the whole markets on sale and all anyone can do is complain | Oh yes Trump definitely has this sub in mind when making these decisions through bullshit reasoning | |
RemindMe! One year “Stock Mkt Performance” | Did you do this in 2015 and 2016 as well? | |
no costco in australia | Sorry. | |
if you keep buying the dip eventually you'll get to the minimum and it'll be impossible to lose any more money | exactly | |
Jesus Christ just go to DreamMarket and buy one | You got a TOR address for that? | |
Def Leppard? | [Def Leppard - Animal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djv5GJndscI) | |
I | C | |
OP thinks the market is going to bounce back _next week_ so he sells everything, lol | Says he's sick and tired of timing the market. Proceeds to time the market by giving a turnaround date. OP fucking dumb | |
Literally everything Trump has done and the people he has appointed act against Libertarian principles. | Tax reform, and border security are libertarian. Strengthening military is as well. Defense and securing borders are both something libertarians leave to the state. So not quite | |
This entire sub already has autism, I think they could live with their IQ being down another 10%. | idk, that 10% might be the tipping point | |
So you keep the shares? | What shares? All options. | |
I didn't take this as a prophetic piece about what was happening or going to happen. Instead, it struck me as one of the first 'pro' article from a reputable source on the trade tactics with China. | I wouldnt worry about trying to convince them otherwise. This is probably one of the few articles I've seen that wasn't just 'America is fucked, fuck trump' and actually provided an analysis of the other side's situation. People would rather hold their narrative that the US is fucked because of Trumo than take the time to look at both sides and get the whole picture. | |
But AMD has Sue Bae your argument is invalid | I tried to help... I really did | |
Sell or buy puts | Yes | |
I really want to see him try to justify it and answer this | 'i have the big gay nao it feels great getting fucked' | |
I ain't got time for that. I wanna be rich now | my nigga | |
why don't you buy puts? | i don't like playing earnings for exactly the reason I just mentioned. it's always crazy and backwards. whatever seems logical, it's always the opposite. like the moment you have an opinion, it causes everything to go against that... so I just stay away. | |
Kept averaging down on my 29.5 6/29s Friday and sold yesterday for a 50% loss. | \#wsb | |
Wish HOG could make up its mind about where it wants to go | Down | |
4k% | Losing money in HD | |
Is it still a YOLO if I just buy actual shares and don't even do options? | With this stock, yes | |
god dammit that's in my browser history now | It’s logged in my company’s proxy now | |
If you have any insight into the industry, I'd love to talk to you about it if you had the time. Basically I wouldn't monetize directly off Youtube. I'd probably try to build a website where I'd host the gifs,Youtube vids etc. I'd try to turn it into a weekly/daily thing depending on the interest - but I do know that Youtube has basically destroyed ad revenue from their content creators. | You could do an early access thing where your memes come out a day or so early and subscribers could pay to view. Platforms like yours.org can do a 10+ cent paywall for bonus content on posts as well. I know I'd pay for first look at dank memes. | |
Give em to me young, broke, and normie and in no time I’ll make em retarded | Great Grindr profile. | |
damn Visa BTFD baby | I've been dip buying for like two weeks now, averaging down any time its below my cost average in the afternoon. If we crank out a good run before ER I'm gonna be fucking lit. | |
printing industry in 2k18 | Yup, luckily I fell into packaging. Slow steady growth. Unlike publication which sucks. | |
my thing is (not at computer rn) if i bought a 20 dollar strike with 45 dollar premium, anything over 65 share price before 2020 expiration is profitx100 for the contract. seems more sound than buying close OTM/several months out? just costs hell of a lot more | It costs more cause its worth more | |
I had to email them and ask about being able to buy spreads. I said I wanted spreads to ~~have more leverage~~ reduce my risk. | They’re not even replying to me I emailed them twice. | |
If you look at the spread on any of the meme stock options you see that the sellers of these things are the real winners regardless of the outcome. | i sold covered calls but of course the 100 shares going down outweighs the gains from calls worth less. | |
I've learned that no one on wsb actually discusses good trades. We just continuously speculate about bullshit like IQ and AMD and save the real gems for ourselves. | Accurate | |
They? Most of us didn’t vote for the guy, those that did that have 401ks that are getting fucked too. How about we stay to being stupid and make stock picks and stay away from politics homie. | or vote the fcking gop to hell in November homie | |
I also think there was profit taking of people cutting their losses.. so maybe now we can see some real action. This stock is way undervalued | Look at those target prices, all updated today except the last | |
which would be a lot more respectable if you weren't just bitching about what other people sound like. | FUCK. | |
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) | ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) 'you dropped this sir' | |
Bro he's long INTC - No point in asking him questions, he can't read. | They might have legit reasons. It's nice to get away from echo chambers. | |
I just dropped ~~25~~ 30 bucks on 120 shares the second it goes up I'm dropping this shit like it's hot | You better... don't want to keep all that capital at risk | |
Wish Austin had that spirit! Most people here bitching about how they can't afford stuff on their band gigs/artisan jewelry etsy salary. | Oh fuck off, you know I deserve $15/hr + benefits for doing shitty cocaine in the bathroom at Emo's and singing about oppressive social constructs like biology. Your stupid stock money could've paid for 3 years of trendy haircuts, not to mention merch for my already-defunct band 😠 | |
So much of reddit has become that, its pathetic. A bunch of queer high schoolers with $1000 iPhones thinking communism/socialism is the answer. | I'm just eternally grateful none of them can vote yet, and cautiously optimistic that by the time they can, they either snap out of it or become depressed and think their vote doesn't count. | |
He also looks a little drunk, which is nice. | *normal | |
GL | appreciate your prayers | |
I've tried so hard to make something out of that scene, you have no idea. Everything ends up a little bit off. I'll revisit it. | Do the first 'oil man' speech, first half of the movie where he walks out of a pitch when the crowd gets rowdy. | |
I grabbed 272 puts that expire tomorrow for 80 cents about 2 minutes ago. | $$$$$$? | |
Plebes don't own Alexas, only yuppy tech workers. Short qqq | So plebes don't own Alexas, only a synonym for plebes. Got it. | |
Gotta love that my booze will have its own Uber right to my door. | Now you don’t even have to sober up a bit and put on pants to get more cheap swill. What a time to be alive. | |
What stock? | Probably just smashing the RH app button in an autistic haze thinking he's all in | |
It went in the red, then in the green, then in the red, back in the green. YOLO! I can't take money to heaven :) | You are gonna have a long 8 months if you've already checked it that many times. Chill out dude | |
who the fuck let this guy in? | oh, I had 90% of my account in options on monday, I belong here. | |
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day. | In WSB, jokes go inside you. | |
i don't like playing earnings for exactly the reason I just mentioned. it's always crazy and backwards. whatever seems logical, it's always the opposite. like the moment you have an opinion, it causes everything to go against that... so I just stay away. | What if we all think we are staring at the same graph but actually it is a different graph and reality for all of us. We think we see the same data but we see different dimensions and that is why we are all crazy. | |
I'm just eternally grateful none of them can vote yet, and cautiously optimistic that by the time they can, they either snap out of it or become depressed and think their vote doesn't count. | What? You mean in 2-3 years? You talk about it as if it's in the far future, and with how Universities are don't count on anybody snapping out of it... | |
appreciate your prayers | Auto tistic ?. That same call right now and is over 22K. Does that mean you are up 4 or 5 grand? | |
Like how your mom does? | That was Fucking terrible don’t insult me with your half ass bullshit. This fucking market is too god damn uncertain to have piss poor assholes like you attempt to shit talk. Go balls deep into WMT 88 dollar calls expiring Friday if you have the nuts | |
Google is a distant third. Amazon and msft have like 80% market share | Naw, MSFT adds in a bunch of skus like CRM etc as their 'Cloud Platform' The true monster is obviously AWS. MSFT has done great, but their numbers are a total sham. They also lock in EAs and companies often don't end up deploying much but get stuck footing a bill. When I talk cloud I specifically mean Azure, not sure if that is shared sentiment around here. Additionally Office365 is mega successful, which again isn't Azure. | |
I will buy t when it hits below 27.. | Damn so you're never going to buy it then. SAD! | |
Earnings in 2 days, easy put. | Is there a UK version of robinhood? | |
BAC is going to $30 on Thursday after the ccar is released. | Christ I hope so. If it somehow does, I'm taking the profit and running. | |
I'm up 41.68% on the month? | Congrats, try not to lose it | |
Can confirm OP has more dollars than I do. | at least three whole dollars! | |
What INTC puts are ya selling me? | The ones I bought weeks ago when intel was $54. They are Jan 2019 $45 strike puts | |
I know, I got half a chubby just looking at the calls. | Did I miss something, like another 100 billion buyback? | |
I get freaked out by female kittens too. They are suppose to be cute and cuddly but will still grow up, go into heat, and depend on you for food. | No pussy for you then! | |
Totally missed that play, chart was obvious. | Shoutout to /u/itlnheat for calling that play about a week and a half ago [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8rotjf/sonic_puts_3250_720_am_i_retarded/). I absolutely would have missed it as well if that post hadn't brought it to my attention. | |
MSFT puts | Or weed stonk puts | |
got another 100 shares? why you buying this? | They have been in R&D for some time and recently stated their focus has changed to selling. | |
[OP](https://media1.tenor.com/images/93c40e5e3407c17dacc8f1fae03c8d4b/tenor.gif?itemid=10226904) | MU post ER | |
!remindme 14 hours screenshots | If you want screenshots go read through my threads. 100k isnt a lot for me | |
WHAT DID I TELL YOU | CONGRATULAIONS TRUE PATRIOT | |
Hell yeah, hopefully makes up for IQ/HUYA for me! It just came across in a random daily scanner I was running. Wouldn't have known either. Hopefully it drops to support at $30, and continues downward I dunno though, don't wanna be too greedy. | When did you end up picking up the puts? Looks like it went up for a few more days after this post. | |
Lol, my 6/29s are dead too. Sorry bruh | Got 52.5 calls brother let us pray! | |
How did they threaten Trump? | Supporting the effort to make a crazy big tax cut with the expresss understanding that it will protect US jobs. Immediately threatening to ship jobs overseas the moment he does something they don’t like. Claims to be America’s motorcycle brand and plays all patriotic but look what they do the moment something doesn’t go their way. | |
Think about it...if you buy calls and puts you're guaranteed to win | We've come full circle. | |
correct. I buy shares of a single company with my entire networth and hold for a few days to a week. Eventually hoping to long the indexes when they get low enough and stop trading indefinitely. | Fucking Awesome | |
Lol does that mean not enough hype/volume? | Naw FAGMAN index is back up so we all good stonks on whet again | |
✍🏻🚫👶🏻 | 8=👊=>💦😂💦<==👋=8 ? | |
At a medium pace | But start to speed up after awhile | |
Muuuun | Jesus it’s moving now. Honestly I would prefer only 1-2 % a week until it $70ish by Jan (I know that’s crazy but I think it’s worth that much and more) compared with the shit it’s experienced lately. | |
Amazon is pretty much synonymous with green | Yeah if I hadn’t gotten stupid deep into MU last few weeks I would be all over AMZN. | |
It’s been overhyped for months. However two price targets have it above $17. | That means they want to dump it - PTs are higher for shit they want to sell and lower for shit they want to buy. | |
If u work for a financial institution as an analyst you will have a ton of trading restrictions and compliance requirements. Day trading options is almost impossible in that scenario. | you can work as a financial analyst at literally any f1000 and make decent tendies, doesn't have to be an FI | |
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