manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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wish he had taken one for the team. RIP 7/20 $45 call	If you're Ripping your 45, then I'm absolutely fucked with my 55c
I hope they have Icees!	THATS A LOT OF NUTS
Cambell soup vs TVIX, which would win?	TVIX all day
Jacking off is the only thing I have left.	There's a reason I didn't volunteer
Right? They set it up so well	Those were actually all deleted scenes from the movie, the trailer was a joke.
Yes	I mean, largest single day point drop in history, multiple corrections in a 6 month time span, economic tariffs, oil prices skyrocketing. May as well be headed there.
Eenie meenie minie mo...I wonder where my glove will go?	This one got me lmao
I fed my dog RIP IQ	You can order the physical paper of the stock or contract and eat those?
13.50	If it gets that low I'll throw $30k in it.
Make Germany Great Again.	Nigh Is Great Germany Again
Penis Butter and Jizz	Fag
Right... but it is def luck. Or is your argument that HD knew back when they started planning a year ago to offshore that they would be hit with 30% EU tarrifs? Maybe i misunderstood. IMO its very lucky they had this plan already in motion and now get to use tariffs as an excuse	You're not getting it. They started building the plant because they were moving production offshore because it's cheaper anyway. Trump doing the tariffs is merely an excuse other than 'we want more money.'
Calls that expire soon, doubling in value by 2020 🤔	zero = zero * 2
Prepare yourself for the apocalypse	I can't even prepare myself for work in the morning.
Hey yo’ wazzup!!	Shit, chillin. What's good?
You mean Pilbo Baggins?	UGUUUUU
He’s not wrong. She’s one of the worst legislators we have. Complete idiot.	She's a testament to the difficulty of ousting an incumbent. Watch any video where she's being interviewed or giving a speech then check out how long she has been in office and you'll know what I mean.
He didn’t. U can’t buy calls during the weekend	I know but maybe he bought them at open? Or maybe he changed his mind lol
robinhood screen posts	there's a bot that can track battery life in screenshots maybe it can be used for RH gains/losses too
my spy puts are up 137% right now from this morning.	date and strike?
I love Nintendo classic	N64 forever.
ding ding	I mean I'm happy for AMZN but man that's fucked for a lot of companies holy crap
nah, he's an idiot fuckstick. much simpler.	I wish I was as much of an idiot, that way I'd actually make money.
170 for september biznatch	the wizdaddy special?
/u/syst3m1c it's your fault the president is a nearly senile blabbering baboon!	No, but it's his fault for not appreciating the depths our president will go to to win a pissing match.
Y	Z
Big if true	Large if factual
around that range. $3k. ....damn BAC calls	At least you didn't borrow from BAC at 4&#37; to buy the calls.
I blame the Millennials with the never ending stream of shit posts along the lines of 'my face when....blah blah blah, its covered in cum' and then posting a low effort meme.	speaking from experience? ^^^fag
A	T
Yeah the media likes reporting the apocalypse	'The Nasdaq falls 160 points' is a better headline than 'The Nasdaq falls 2%' lol
The government is paying for mine right now because I'm poor and reproduced, it's only 3k a semester but that's 3k less getting added to my loans so I'm not complaining.	A penny saved is a penny earned. You could take that penny and yolo it on some biopharma something or other with great news just around the corner and be the wolf of wally world.
If he would shut the fuck up about trade wars and tariffs the market would explode	Trump is trying to get you dumbasses a good opportunity to get into these stocks on sale sheesh give me a break the whole markets on sale and all anyone can do is complain
Twitter war > Trade war	make tweets not trades
It’s not even 3PM youre posting on the wrong account again	past 5 am ***
No it’s up cause soup is cheap and the poor mans diet when times are tough.... gah LRN2ECONUHHMEEE	Bear ckreek $BGS is the poor man's soup.
Yes. Yes, I am.	Welcome to America where it is the only country to have this PDT rule to protect people from losing money
Dude same	no you
BAC and FB, not good haha	Ouch. tech should rebound soon, likely before August so averaging down might not be a bad idea. Best of luck on that BAC, too.
And hey, shit, your neighbors get a payout if they have pet insurance	Now there’s a thought
Woah 50k u have such a big dick	WoAh 50K u HaVe SucH A bIg DicK
Too bad I'm all out of both fam	That hit home hard fam
Did you also get beaten for being white? I heard thats a thing over there...	definitely not, you only get murdered the one time
He’s does stuff via executive order, but it would be comforting he would have a congress who would cooperate with him.	Lol why, for more losses??? Need Dems to nullify his stupid moves, right now he’s unhinged
40% of Americans don't even have $400 in their savings, Nigga you got this.	That’s insane, one little (real, not meme) recession might crush millions of people...
Da na na na na na na	Taco bell, Taco bell...Product placement with Taco Bell
No retards allowed. Should probably hold off.	Obligatory big if true reply
I learned about stocks because my Junior year in high school I took a marketing class and we used a website for a simulation stock tournament (shoutout to Marketplace). I got hooked, starting blowing off other classes for that. Won that year, became president of both DECA and FBLA (happened because 2 members in FBLA leadership quit). Fast-forward a few years and I finally have money to trade. I fucking suck at my timing. Long story short, ya mom's a hoe.	Is FBLA the sister organization of NAMBLA that caters to fat fetishes?
I am bleeding, making me the victor.	THATS A LOT OF NUTS!
But can I stay with my parents aka the mods	No, you'll be separated.
Happy ending camps? I can get behind that.	Where do I buy tickets? Will there be a nightly fee??
This thread isn't about politics, shit lord. GTFO.	I think he was agreeing with me about how this sub isn’t really about trading anymore, just shitposts
I had to sell my car. How do you expect me to get there?	Suck dick on the hobo underground railroad.
True, it just hurts to see $12k disappear so quickly	How much were you up? I was up 30 percent by last Thursday in just 4 days, on Friday I was down 2 percent... lost it all. Up 35 percent today tho. Don't give up and don't be greedy. Learn when to take profits
Its South Carolina nobody here has any money. Everything is cheap except for energy which is more expensive than average	You a cock?
They were buying it back the last 30 min. Not time to panic shove my phone up the ass yet.	too late
Yeah I meant OP with the $15 AMD puts that expired worthless.	Yeah I got that, I was just saying my trade strategy. You just want cash on the side to be able trade tomorrow. Gotta be ready to change your play if it doesn’t go your way.
Tell that to your neighbors who don’t even know what a stock is. They just see points and call their advisors to put in sell orders. It’s that easy.	Your neighbors who don’t know what a percentage is are not moving the stock market lmao
NOT BIG ENOUGH	That is what she said.
Not sure if you are joking or not but yes chocolate has been traditionally considered a recession proof commodity.	They used to say that about Gold....
Goodbye	That feeling when the fusrodah fills in, but it is for someone losing their account...
Obligatory big if true reply	Why would God want to be reminded of his mistakes all day every day?
Portfolio down 10&#37;. Got calls expiring in aug and sept. Lost all hope for my 7/20s	is it for the greater good tho with trump doing this?
F	U
[Found it](https://www.tradingview.com/chart/iq)	[Found it](https://media.giphy.com/media/nrXif9YExO9EI/giphy.gif)
Taco bell, Taco bell...Product placement with Taco Bell	ENCHIRITO NACHO BURRITO!
First thing I do when I take it off the charger is put it into low power mode lol #autism	Lol I do that a lot too but mostly cause the battery life sucks after the Apple update .
land of the free	freedom's just a word today♪
No, but it's his fault for not appreciating the depths our president will go to to win a pissing match.	But it's very unfair that's what I was told
They're crack pipes	You're not hearing me: can I stick these in my rectum?
Shares are in a separate account. Robinhood is pure options.	u could collateralize and sell some covered calls if u moved ur stocks over... mmm, gotta go hard
Lol why, for more losses??? Need Dems to nullify his stupid moves, right now he’s unhinged	Meant to say wouldn’t 🤦‍♂️
Yeah I feel dumb now for not realizing that I shouldn't have bought calls in anything remotely touching China. When people on this sub were pumping MU for the last 3 months they rarely talked about its relationship with China.	That’s why you don’t listen to pump and dump idiots on the internets.
Lol they can now that they stole MU’s technology.	I think long term there’s a threat but not right now. This news reminds me of Facebook with dating and match dropping big league. Btfd
Ughhh I've been watching this one too and didn't pull the trigger. Well done sir.	???????? Am i the only one that isn't lmfao ?
Obviously	Nice response. I'm glad your not an immature Reddit arguer. I respect you already.
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants here with money for contraceptive and partners.	i haven't seen another woman since I went all in on AMD
This sentance is so badly written i can only assume that your IQ is visable on your care takers watch.	You must have this comment confused with the president's tweets.
It's a perversion of Keynesian economics.	I do have a thing for perverted economics
so my whole life is....a lie :/	Not for this reason but yes
I keep hearing about some two party system.	Only one party in meme land
you are more than mildly retarded.	And certainly not a goat
I think you overestimated dotard’s intelligence	Sick burn.
Seems like the least likely outcome but I have recently learned that all outcomes are very much possible.	I've got bad news. 15 minutes before close today they announced they were just kidding about the tech restrictions and new tarrifs. Your puts are probably fucked
Quoting him fucking up his grammar above	you right, I didn't even read the full qoute out of a vain effort to save brain cells.
Lol. I knew you were a soldier for the alt right.	Lol. The fuck are you talking about?
I agree with the TQQQ calls part	Stop, I can only get so hard.
Is everyone on this sub like 15 years old with no memory of what happened longer than 12 months ago?	Haha look at the old banana just blindly referencing things that happened years ago
how the fuck did you escape from daycare again	*23 lol
[Found it](https://media.giphy.com/media/nrXif9YExO9EI/giphy.gif)	[found it ](https://media3.giphy.com/media/olAik8MhYOB9K/giphy.gif)
R	D
I was just giving kudos. I only ever buy MU.	Hello fellow poor person
How to invest in Koreans?	Skhynix is easy to buy.
Long $wtr as always	r u michel burry
Eric Andre show	Yaboobay
too late	how u type dis
They used to say that about Gold....	Nothing gold can stay when a trillion fingers are grabbing for every ounce they can.
Fuck don’t say that I’m down $4k should I sell or dig deeper into the crevasse	Don't go in the crevice, Charlie!
Suck dick on the hobo underground railroad.	do you happen to have the map
it's intrabank loan rate, more of a short term measure	Of a different thing.

wish he had taken one for the team. RIP 7/20 $45 call

If you're Ripping your 45, then I'm absolutely fucked with my 55c

I hope they have Icees!

THATS A LOT OF NUTS

Cambell soup vs TVIX, which would win?

TVIX all day

Jacking off is the only thing I have left.

There's a reason I didn't volunteer

Right? They set it up so well

Those were actually all deleted scenes from the movie, the trailer was a joke.

Yes

I mean, largest single day point drop in history, multiple corrections in a 6 month time span, economic tariffs, oil prices skyrocketing. May as well be headed there.

Eenie meenie minie mo...I wonder where my glove will go?

This one got me lmao

I fed my dog RIP IQ

You can order the physical paper of the stock or contract and eat those?

13.50

If it gets that low I'll throw $30k in it.

Make Germany Great Again.

Nigh Is Great Germany Again

Penis Butter and Jizz

Fag

Right... but it is def luck. Or is your argument that HD knew back when they started planning a year ago to offshore that they would be hit with 30% EU tarrifs? Maybe i misunderstood. IMO its very lucky they had this plan already in motion and now get to use tariffs as an excuse

You're not getting it. They started building the plant because they were moving production offshore because it's cheaper anyway. Trump doing the tariffs is merely an excuse other than 'we want more money.'

Calls that expire soon, doubling in value by 2020 🤔

zero = zero * 2

Prepare yourself for the apocalypse

I can't even prepare myself for work in the morning.

Hey yo’ wazzup!!

Shit, chillin. What's good?

You mean Pilbo Baggins?

UGUUUUU

He’s not wrong. She’s one of the worst legislators we have. Complete idiot.

She's a testament to the difficulty of ousting an incumbent. Watch any video where she's being interviewed or giving a speech then check out how long she has been in office and you'll know what I mean.

He didn’t. U can’t buy calls during the weekend

I know but maybe he bought them at open? Or maybe he changed his mind lol

robinhood screen posts

there's a bot that can track battery life in screenshots maybe it can be used for RH gains/losses too

my spy puts are up 137% right now from this morning.

date and strike?

I love Nintendo classic

N64 forever.

ding ding

I mean I'm happy for AMZN but man that's fucked for a lot of companies holy crap

nah, he's an idiot fuckstick. much simpler.

I wish I was as much of an idiot, that way I'd actually make money.

170 for september biznatch

the wizdaddy special?

/u/syst3m1c it's your fault the president is a nearly senile blabbering baboon!

No, but it's his fault for not appreciating the depths our president will go to to win a pissing match.

Y

Z

Big if true

Large if factual

around that range. $3k. ....damn BAC calls

At least you didn't borrow from BAC at 4&#37; to buy the calls.

I blame the Millennials with the never ending stream of shit posts along the lines of 'my face when....blah blah blah, its covered in cum' and then posting a low effort meme.

speaking from experience? ^^^fag

A

T

Yeah the media likes reporting the apocalypse

'The Nasdaq falls 160 points' is a better headline than 'The Nasdaq falls 2%' lol

The government is paying for mine right now because I'm poor and reproduced, it's only 3k a semester but that's 3k less getting added to my loans so I'm not complaining.

A penny saved is a penny earned. You could take that penny and yolo it on some biopharma something or other with great news just around the corner and be the wolf of wally world.

If he would shut the fuck up about trade wars and tariffs the market would explode

Trump is trying to get you dumbasses a good opportunity to get into these stocks on sale sheesh give me a break the whole markets on sale and all anyone can do is complain

Twitter war > Trade war

make tweets not trades

It’s not even 3PM youre posting on the wrong account again

past 5 am ***

No it’s up cause soup is cheap and the poor mans diet when times are tough.... gah LRN2ECONUHHMEEE

Bear ckreek $BGS is the poor man's soup.

Yes. Yes, I am.

Welcome to America where it is the only country to have this PDT rule to protect people from losing money

Dude same

no you

BAC and FB, not good haha

Ouch. tech should rebound soon, likely before August so averaging down might not be a bad idea. Best of luck on that BAC, too.

And hey, shit, your neighbors get a payout if they have pet insurance

Now there’s a thought

Woah 50k u have such a big dick

WoAh 50K u HaVe SucH A bIg DicK

Too bad I'm all out of both fam

That hit home hard fam

Did you also get beaten for being white? I heard thats a thing over there...

definitely not, you only get murdered the one time

He’s does stuff via executive order, but it would be comforting he would have a congress who would cooperate with him.

Lol why, for more losses??? Need Dems to nullify his stupid moves, right now he’s unhinged

40% of Americans don't even have $400 in their savings, Nigga you got this.

That’s insane, one little (real, not meme) recession might crush millions of people...

Da na na na na na na

Taco bell, Taco bell...Product placement with Taco Bell

No retards allowed. Should probably hold off.

Obligatory big if true reply

I learned about stocks because my Junior year in high school I took a marketing class and we used a website for a simulation stock tournament (shoutout to Marketplace). I got hooked, starting blowing off other classes for that. Won that year, became president of both DECA and FBLA (happened because 2 members in FBLA leadership quit). Fast-forward a few years and I finally have money to trade. I fucking suck at my timing. Long story short, ya mom's a hoe.

Is FBLA the sister organization of NAMBLA that caters to fat fetishes?

I am bleeding, making me the victor.

THATS A LOT OF NUTS!

But can I stay with my parents aka the mods

No, you'll be separated.

Happy ending camps? I can get behind that.

Where do I buy tickets? Will there be a nightly fee??

This thread isn't about politics, shit lord. GTFO.

I think he was agreeing with me about how this sub isn’t really about trading anymore, just shitposts

I had to sell my car. How do you expect me to get there?

Suck dick on the hobo underground railroad.

True, it just hurts to see $12k disappear so quickly

How much were you up? I was up 30 percent by last Thursday in just 4 days, on Friday I was down 2 percent... lost it all. Up 35 percent today tho. Don't give up and don't be greedy. Learn when to take profits

Its South Carolina nobody here has any money. Everything is cheap except for energy which is more expensive than average

You a cock?

They were buying it back the last 30 min. Not time to panic shove my phone up the ass yet.

too late

Yeah I meant OP with the $15 AMD puts that expired worthless.

Yeah I got that, I was just saying my trade strategy. You just want cash on the side to be able trade tomorrow. Gotta be ready to change your play if it doesn’t go your way.

Tell that to your neighbors who don’t even know what a stock is. They just see points and call their advisors to put in sell orders. It’s that easy.

Your neighbors who don’t know what a percentage is are not moving the stock market lmao

NOT BIG ENOUGH

That is what she said.

Not sure if you are joking or not but yes chocolate has been traditionally considered a recession proof commodity.

They used to say that about Gold....

Goodbye

That feeling when the fusrodah fills in, but it is for someone losing their account...

Obligatory big if true reply

Why would God want to be reminded of his mistakes all day every day?

Portfolio down 10&#37;. Got calls expiring in aug and sept. Lost all hope for my 7/20s

is it for the greater good tho with trump doing this?

F

U

[Found it](https://www.tradingview.com/chart/iq)

[Found it](https://media.giphy.com/media/nrXif9YExO9EI/giphy.gif)

Taco bell, Taco bell...Product placement with Taco Bell

ENCHIRITO NACHO BURRITO!

First thing I do when I take it off the charger is put it into low power mode lol #autism

Lol I do that a lot too but mostly cause the battery life sucks after the Apple update .

land of the free

freedom's just a word today♪

No, but it's his fault for not appreciating the depths our president will go to to win a pissing match.

But it's very unfair that's what I was told

They're crack pipes

You're not hearing me: *can I stick these in my rectum?*

Shares are in a separate account. Robinhood is pure options.

u could collateralize and sell some covered calls if u moved ur stocks over... mmm, gotta go hard

Lol why, for more losses??? Need Dems to nullify his stupid moves, right now he’s unhinged

Meant to say wouldn’t 🤦‍♂️

Yeah I feel dumb now for not realizing that I shouldn't have bought calls in anything remotely touching China. When people on this sub were pumping MU for the last 3 months they rarely talked about its relationship with China.

That’s why you don’t listen to pump and dump idiots on the internets.

Lol they can now that they stole MU’s technology.

I think long term there’s a threat but not right now. This news reminds me of Facebook with dating and match dropping big league. Btfd

Ughhh I've been watching this one too and didn't pull the trigger. Well done sir.

???????? Am i the only one that isn't lmfao ?

Obviously

Nice response. I'm glad your not an immature Reddit arguer. I respect you already.

Look at Mr. Fancy Pants here with money for contraceptive and partners.

i haven't seen another woman since I went all in on AMD

This sentance is so badly written i can only assume that your IQ is visable on your care takers watch.

You must have this comment confused with the president's tweets.

It's a perversion of Keynesian economics.

I do have a thing for perverted economics

so my whole life is....a lie :/

Not for this reason but yes

I keep hearing about some two party system.

Only one party in meme land

you are more than mildly retarded.

And certainly not a goat

I think you overestimated dotard’s intelligence

Sick burn.

Seems like the least likely outcome but I have recently learned that all outcomes are very much possible.

I've got bad news. 15 minutes before close today they announced they were just kidding about the tech restrictions and new tarrifs. Your puts are probably fucked

Quoting him fucking up his grammar above

you right, I didn't even read the full qoute out of a vain effort to save brain cells.

Lol. I knew you were a soldier for the alt right.

Lol. The fuck are you talking about?

I agree with the TQQQ calls part

Stop, I can only get so hard.

Is everyone on this sub like 15 years old with no memory of what happened longer than 12 months ago?

Haha look at the old banana just blindly referencing things that happened years ago

how the fuck did you escape from daycare again

*23 lol

[Found it](https://media.giphy.com/media/nrXif9YExO9EI/giphy.gif)

[found it ](https://media3.giphy.com/media/olAik8MhYOB9K/giphy.gif)

R

D

I was just giving kudos. I only ever buy MU.

Hello fellow poor person

How to invest in Koreans?

Skhynix is easy to buy.

Long $wtr as always

r u michel burry

Eric Andre show

Yaboobay

too late

how u type dis

They used to say that about Gold....

Nothing gold can stay when a trillion fingers are grabbing for every ounce they can.

Fuck don’t say that I’m down $4k should I sell or dig deeper into the crevasse

Don't go in the crevice, Charlie!

Suck dick on the hobo underground railroad.

do you happen to have the map

it's intrabank loan rate, more of a short term measure

Of a different thing.