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On the basis of fucking what? The crystals have ‘them good vibes’ or that a planet is in place it’s in every time it does a lap of the sun? | Lol damn man it was a joke | |
and to the right. | imagine taking ~~investment~~ gambling advice from these autists | |
EVERYTIME I GO IN THERE ITS A BUNCH OF FAT CHICK WHO THINK THAT over loading makeup will make them valid as opposed to spin class or pilates. Ulta wack | Exactly. And since America is the most obese country in the world there is an abundance of fat chicks ready and willing to blow their entire welfare check on ulta every month. Long ulta | |
This sub thinks writing covered calls = naked calls but thinks buying hundreds of thousands USD in short dated options is safe money. | Exactly, if you're going to make a balls to the wall dumb as heck move at least have the time value high enough to counteract your autism. | |
It’s November | Like he said, it’s been a rough March. | |
Did you buy options? Or just long stocks? | Long. I did this with a lot less stress and more sleep than some people did with options. | |
Send your address. I’ll get it to you before thanksgiving dinner. | You have no idea how tempting that is, officer1 | |
Let’s make a business | wsb makes a business - always sunny season 69 | |
Naked puts it is then | haha... if you gotta go naked might as well. | |
Don't get your niece drunk this Thanksgiving. | inversing rn | |
What's that | You invest capital gains in an opportunity zone (special purpose geographic zones- typically lower income areas) in either real estate or business in those areas for 10 years and your capital gain is deferred, reduced, and you keep any appreciation tax free. Google them. They are new and going to be huge. | |
And how much would it be if he doubled it with Tesla calls before setting up the 6-7%? And what if he got back 5x first? That's the dumb opportunity that was in his head. | Sure, thats what gambling is. Looking at potential rewards and not potential costs. Losing 100k dollars at 20 is a MUCH bigger loss than someone losing 100k at 50 YO, because of the associated opportunity cost. | |
I think the point he was making is that it's yet to go flaccid because it's all hopped on blue pills. | Then when will it be ready to suck to hardness? | |
His statement was not significant to stock market or economy, it was quite unnecessary probably related to some of his own insecurities. And I will keep mentioning it in the future. | re-calibrate yours compasses boys, I found the down-vote magnet | |
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? | At first, I was skeptical. But, seeing as how the size of your poops have confused even a colossal engineer... I'm a believer. | |
Good for you and I hope you make a good life thriving in this culture. But why the hell are you concerned about how other people clean their shit. | Because it's fucking gross | |
Dude you’re not reading. I’m saying in our reality, cars look like what they do and that is normal to us. Don’t hit me with that intro to ethic BS that normal is just what we make it. I went to college too man. | normal is exactly what we make it. used to not be computers. boom, computers. now they’re normal | |
What are you referring to? | my gut feeling that there should be a recession for no reason | |
You realize who has control over those tariffs, right? | Pooh bear | |
This is WSB what do you think | Yes. | |
Most people don't give a flying fuck about the market | I didn't until I found out about options | |
I was holding that exact options, amongst others, and I sold em like a bitch. I don’t have money like the other people on this thread so my losses aren’t huge, but I’m down 60% of my portfolio in the last two weeks. | The ass-hat on Tuesday who dumped what must have been thousands of shares at the close, plus this being a short week, really screwed that same position for everyone IMO | |
It definitely is depending on what college you go to. | It’s not representative of the average tuition at all so that’s a stupid ass comment. Can you find $40k a year tuition? Yeah but you can also find $10k a year tuition and 10-15k a yr is pretty standard for public university | |
Do you know what a balm does? | Nobody knows what a balm does, they're unpredictable | |
it won't because everybody knew Trump had to sign it, including Xi. PricedIn.co.uk | Not that mango has to. It is just the bill will pass regardless of what he chooses | |
sorry i don’t quite understand. how does that work? doesn’t the seller have to pay for whatever gains the contract makes? sorry i’m new to options trading | they can offset it completely to be delta neutral, that's how market makers make money | |
What's with that 4th one? It has some green numbers? What's that about? | Twitter puts | |
Are you alive | u know he ded | |
^^Shhh.... ^^Just ^^let ^^the ^^circlejerk ^^happen | I’d like to know the story behind why he’s such a douchebag/troll, and also how he commands so many downvoted. But I really don’t care enough to find out. | |
Have you ever considered that people might have a fully paid off 4.2 million dollar home & 100k car + a health savings account with 100k+ in it. When you are retired and have 32k/year and your only costs are food/tax & a little bit of insurance...it's plenty | Why does it need to be a 4.2 million dollar home? 700-1M is reasonable. | |
I think Xi is already a cuck, and it's priced in | Winnie the cuck | |
Cause it reduced how much I was risking. In hindsight it was a bad idea obviously. | Yea, but you won’t go broke making a profit. | |
Dropped out. Didn't fail out. Passed boards/clinics but just didn't want it anymore. Was going to go into EM. Now I trade full time. | If you don't mind, what made you want to quit? I'll be starting next year and I thought attrition at us schools were abysmally low. | |
got a full 6k yolo on TSLA puts for tomorrow let us pray together brotha | you guys are fucked. good luck though. | |
8 years ago when rate were 0. It was very possible to get a 2% loan with a good credit score | Oh, you mean when inflation was below 2%? Got it. | |
I'm buying calls | Literally can't go tits up | |
I have a link to all the episodes for free. Let me know if you’re interested | Thanks. I have a 24/7 section in my IPTV setup that streams Seinfeld 24/7. When I need a few Cosmo Giddy Ups! i have a visit :D | |
Special production run for them as a promotional? | No, literally that site and story is actual fake news. | |
Is it? then I'm god damn all in on them. | EBITDA positive in the ride sharing segment | |
Nobody knows what a balm does, they're unpredictable | Is that a kind of creature? | |
Buying a call and a put is called a straddle, and it can be profitable. | Yeah... but are there any general rules of thumb about when IV (with regard to options pricing) makes them unprofitable? | |
My buddy who’s in this battery business says about 5 years | My options would have expired way before then. Next | |
Poo anyways. Your dog will clean it up. | only works in reverse | |
For a price | A true capitalist right here | |
China will wait until Friday morning to retaliate | Why wait until Friday? | |
You forgot the part where you tell them you’re a Nigerian prince | I never forget that part | |
Where the huge green giant dildo is | I’m guessing you didn’t pull up the chart. There is no difference. The market is chugging along like it has for several years. | |
Are u the three way guy | He said wife but like I think he was lying like is a tranny really a wife | |
So people gtfo of your house earlier. | ^ precisely | |
But that's like 5 years away | 5 years maybe... 10 years definitely. | |
Full shaft? | yes | |
320, why r u limiting ur dreams so hard | Don’t tell me 320’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon | |
22. My experience has been having a girlfriend in high school who just blue balled me, and then I've had 6 one night stands. lol | Try harder | |
Is there any way to leverage it? | Yes! Lie and say you have friends, then ask for additional invites. Alternatively, you can sell naked call on your invite by telling a stranger to show up as you. Hope it helps | |
really did my mother like that 😢 | OP's mother should have taken his advice and aborted him so we wouldn't have to read this trash. | |
Gender study gang | Naked man sculpting | |
like a wsb mod in assless chaps on pride weekend | Like Bear at any time this year | |
As a WealthSimple Trade user, I find it really hard to grow my account. I have a small account (\~$150) more so for playing around with and trying to grow. But the FX is so brutal. It practically halves my profits per trade. Any advice for alternative platforms for trading small amounts for a Canadian? | questrade with us data stream | |
few minutes of search led me: AQMS is burning cash and is in the process of offering. Prolly stay away from this for a while. | Also super close to actually reaching breakeven on plant operations (2 months or so), and a potentially super lucrative licensing deal in the pipeline for soonish. I doubt it goes lower but you are correct on the probably offering coming up and that its definitely super risky | |
Uh there are always an equal amount of buyers and sellers retard since the amount of shares sold is always equal to the amount of shares bought. | Retard fail... | |
Its Walter White Baby Balls | Yea it is actually baby balls, they're like sesame seeds. | |
Apple calls expiring today you mean, right? | Buy AMZN calls expiring today, thank me later | |
german words always sound better when talking about psychology | The kampf is real | |
Triple of zero is still zero. | This guys math checks out | |
Honestly I think all of his ideas would be awesome. I'm all for the gamification of stocks and options. Achievements, profiles, cool ass animations and sound effects and shit when you gain / lose money and when you get dividends... it would be awesome | 'Achievement unlocked: GUH'd your savings away.' | |
That you can only withdraw by paying to cancel. | Been there before lol. | |
who you calling? | Your momma | |
Found the put buyer | There's 1 left? | |
Probably CCP. I’m a pussy and sold my calls at open and I’m ragrettimg that for sure | Commies aren't gonna let their latest shiny object shit the bed so easily | |
lol he was shorting it yall got baited by him sick dump | Wrong, I averaged down to 35.42. I even called the dump in this thread and said to accumulate when that happens at the open. | |
Next week I think. Want to hold for a LULU ER play but I'm up a lot and *trying* not to be greedy | I’m sure LULU will have a positive ER, but their price has run up so much and the options are very expensive now. What strikes and exp’s are you looking at? I’ve been watching them for awhile. | |
Don’t have to pay back if it’s not in your possession right? | Just delete the app! Problem solved! | |
did you see how many commercials they had on during football yesterday? this shit is the next BYND | MOA PTON store was packed Wednesday | |
Great performance based on what? If his window strength claims are wrong, the other performance claims are probably made up too 😒 | apparently, the window didn't break before the reveal. after they tried hammering the door, the inside of the window broke, so the steel ball basically broke the inside window. musk tweeted out there's changes to be made well i sure hope so lol | |
DID YOU MEAN GAY PORN LOSERS? | Sounds like an excellent time either eay | |
Bought these 2 weeks ago as an inverse to the $100k put guy. Amazon stock then flat lined for a week. | Nice. Did you buy the dips to average out or did you get lucky with buying the calls and not touching them? | |
D | goodbye. | |
The opioid thing just scares me. We live in an environment where a person's actions are never their own fault. It is always some big bad company that forced them to be a loser and get hooked on drugs. | Congratulations on a sub that is full of sarcastic autism, you've managed to take the cake for most ignorant statement ever. | |
FDs dude. Look at where you are. | It's so weird that people seemingly intentionally lose money for the sake of memes. Hopefully it's just a bunch of people too rich to care about these losses, but I kinda doubt it. | |
🎶🎶With Trump and Xi! 🎶🎶 | They'll go fuck up some, distant lands. | |
Hahahaha.... remember last time fed tried to “unwind” the balance sheet.. that was a fun ride | Nah remember it was “like watching paint dry” | |
Why didn't I have a more fiber focused Thanksgiving?? | Tell me about it | |
I bought it when moving avg went negative but it has since went positive so I’ll probs scrap it and sit out | Good idea. I hope you have the discipline. Sometimes I do not. | |
Absolutely, a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the tree. | Did u ever end up getting the puts ? If you did good buy bruh | |
Tbh I’d be fine with $200M | And all I want is a small loan of a million dollars | |
He installed RH | It's Patrick he took out life insurance | |
Modern Warfare? | Ya | |
Hold your BABA calls | Well they expired today so thats not possible but I bought 4k more for next Friday haha | |
I turned $300 into $1200 the past month trading options, forget the stocks | nobody tell him | |
The people I saw weren’t using it to gain margin for other plays. Just infinitely trying to increase their position. | They were all using it to gain margin for other plays. Some got locked out before they could make the plays. | |
I didnt stutter | It's a pity you didn't. | |
I do all my trades on a desktop and fidelity let’s me do $4000 transfers and throw them away on options the same day. I’ve used Robinhood but it didn’t let you do SPX. | Have you applied for the fidelity debit card for your personal brokerage account? It's cool to have. I use my like I use my debit or credit card swipe anywhere if I don't want to use my bank card. | |
U should sue for them trusting you with options | Hm.. but when I use them with TDA it all goes well... Maybe RH is cursed? O.o | |
What % of your net worth is this 190k? | I'd rather not say. | |
What is that, like 15-19 pornstars? *and* he'd get a souvenir video at no extra cost. | Assuming a high end pornstar is like 10k max for an hour yeah he fucked up | |
Thanks, learned something new for the day. Didn't realize it was a dictionary word. | Yeah NP. Now let’s go try to join that club. Betting the bank on NG. Let’s goooo | |
It's Patrick he took out life insurance | Good for you, son! | |
It's been continuing for the past five years. | avg. 151% over 60 months, so based off your math, it'll be up to $56.50 by the end of Jan 🤤🤤 wowee rick | |
I didn't start out with 200k. I've deposites money into my RH for over 2 years with different deposits. They add up all to the final amount. | Pics or ban | |
I'm buying calls in a few different REIs expiring next year | Dude, what tickers. |
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