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Just closed them for like 5% profit after being - 75% and it just keeps marching down could've made 100% fml | Damn good shit! | |
Drip too hard don’t stand too close | Fuck around and drown | |
Small price to pay for you guys ❤️ | That's why we love u ---- NO HOMO | |
U | C | |
Delete RH and the bank's app too. I delete the SEC app and local police app too, regularly. It's the only way to be sure. | Just delete SSN and birth certificate and buy a new set. Probably won't cost all that much compared to those losses. | |
If your tendies aren’t expiring same day you’re a sucker | Yes, pretty sure that's a Buffett's quote | |
I never forget that part | Name checks out | |
Well if I really told the truth, it would be boring. No porn at all. Just trying to keep this thread entertaining. Gmail and Google was the other tabs. | That's more gay than watching gay porn. | |
Demolished man | Cant tell if shitpost or not but I wish there was a movie for The Demolished Man. Old school scifi. | |
Dude you are talking to yourself | I was, until you interupted. | |
And all I want is a small loan of a million dollars | Easy, just have a million dollars, you can get loans all day long. | |
Literally can't go tits up. | Stocks only go up | |
Didn’t mind watching it, but at the end I was like wtf, this was the end to the 3.5 hours I invested into watching this POS | oof yeah 3.5 is going to be a half and half for us. | |
Yep! | thank you | |
weak | lol | |
It's almost like that's what options are designed for... | Wait I thought they were white collar scratchers | |
Soooo sell calls and collect premiums. thanks | The 1/17 $60 calls have a 7% chance of profit. Puts it is. | |
$50 is lofty without some sort of catalyst, don’t you think? I’m pretty sure the current move is a combo of short interest+ unusual options activity (large call buying in January and February strikes). I do think it needs a legit catalyst to make a move like BYND. They had really good earnings and a slew of positive press releases to hype it up. | We shall see. Sometimes no news means that a stock just keeps on trucking in whatever direction it was heading in... | |
it's 50/50, so higher profit chance than your average wsb yolo | So... What am I yolo on Monday? | |
Emotionally broke? | Emotionally unstable- usually follow up a winning trade with an especially dumb fd and lose it all within 2 days. | |
They were all using it to gain margin for other plays. Some got locked out before they could make the plays. | This I didn’t know | |
get real. | Read the flair | |
Depends on your Personal Risk Tolerance. | GUH | |
If they are going to make one thing happen it's prime deliveries on time. That's the main focus. Mainly why they allow such a loss with returns or damaged items. | I'm an amazon seller, amazon only takes the loss on their own products being returned. If a customer returns/damages my items, I take the loss on that product then have to pay amazon to ship it back to me or destroy it lol | |
Nowhere is safe | Except Winterfell if you’re an important character, apparently | |
We will watch your career with great interest. | I was the 69th upvote | |
Technically, there was research done on the extenders and all the other crap available. Only the extenders worked for an average of a .5' gain over the course of a year.... But you'd wear a contraption on your dick for like several hours a day lol (seen this on the r/science so it has to be real) /s | Soon everyone will just be able to alter their genes to have mega dicks for 4 easy payments of $99.99, and all the dudes who bought extenders are gonna be so pissed they wasted $74.99 + shipping and handling. | |
forgot how mememie this subreddit was | Yeah, it's surprising to me too. WSB is known for its serious market analyses and financial discussions. | |
March 80-90s or if your ballsy January 75-80s | Thanks for the great advise kind sir! Already made 3 or 4 winning trades with ARWR and every time wish I would’ve held)) | |
Nice! Make sure to make a donation to a charity or your gains get haunted by the ghost of greed 👻 doesn’t have to be big donation. But something. | New to this, but why is this important tax wise? | |
Yo it’s the SHOP guy! Was think about you when I cashed out 90% of my SHOP around $390. Hope you managed to take some profits when we were up there | Waiting for some long term capital gains. | |
Typically fundamental analytical investors already got lots of money, and typically run some sort of business already. So if you have 3 million bucks invested, that’s $210k with a 7% return. Not a bad way to make a living. | Fuck outta here | |
That's what I told my old hag of an Assistant Principal with the halitosis who cornered me in the stairwell.. bitch was also my English teacher. | nice | |
Drove by there today...mad house | same with tysons- I was tryna get off 495 and the lines of cars on the exits and roads around the mall were ridiculous. | |
nah, wsb = sports betting x 1000 | There are no pushes here. Just dopamine and anxiety | |
Calls always go up. | Except with JNUG - fml | |
👀 | username checks out | |
when is that event? | Don’t know. They estimated before the end of the year. | |
That’s just another day on WSB | The traders were just hiding losses up to their Personal Risk Tolerance. | |
Impressive | He's got a future | |
ill be starting my new website ssn-buddy-finder.com soon | I’d sign up for this. Worst case scenario they have to pay off my debt 😂😂 | |
8, You should def get your nipples pierced. | 9 | |
One of the more autistic comments I’ve seen on here, congrats | Thank you. | |
I’ll take the money or the hype lol | Just see if you can get the money for the bug bounty, if you can, just yolo it all, if not use cheat code to get money, it's a win-win | |
Don’t know. They estimated before the end of the year. | so still time to make more tendies??????? | |
Fuck outta here | No poors. | |
The 1/17 $60 calls have a 7% chance of profit. Puts it is. | Look at the 3 month chart. how is it supposed to randomly jump 20-28% with earning during dec/jan. without that time frame also we might see some crazy news with china or some bs idk im bearish right now until new years since we are at all time highs | |
When I made the trade it was about half of my net worth. Now it's about one-sixth. | Not as autistic as I originally thought. Any plans on getting out, especially after 4Q18's volatility? | |
what happened to it? | It got banned from Reddit. I was getting to powerful and Reddit had to nerf me. | |
USANUMBAWON | NO FUCK U GYNA NUMBA WHAN !! | |
I was really really fuckin bored. | You just sound a bit retarded man...it doesn't matter how smart you are, no-one cares and the market definitely doesn't..just focus on your own P&L. | |
‘Pain Olympics’ or something, you know, for research materials. | Ugh, thanks for making me go down a rabbit hole into that 'Pain Olympics'.. that's fucked **right** up.. | |
Lab meat is the future. Stupid liberal. | someone bought calls | |
Stitch OP’s castrated cock on himself, don’t record anything but just wait for profits to roll in | I guess that checks out. | |
This is something you should ask a boomer, they always tell young ppl what to do with their life. I, on the other hand, know that you are not me and may not share the same priorities and expectations out of life that I had/have. | lmao | |
At this point conventional wisdom would say 'don't fight the trend' and continue to short.. but we are also at an inflection point where production is finally decreasing and demand obviously increasing. Position sizing more important here, i would go long but only start nibbling on shares or calls.. macro's will start to go against bears in a bigger and bigger way soon. | thanks much appreciated | |
So sell December 31st? | Right, because it'll definitely go down. All the way down. I mean it might not go down. It could be flat. Or up. I mean it'll definitely go up. | |
If you aren’t all in on Tesla calls I don’t even know what the fuck you’re doing with your money. | Putting it in an ally savings account | |
Dont let your dreams be memes my man | Underrated advice. | |
Still got em they expire 01/17. I just fucking hate them in the meantime | 7.33 iv might be too high sell two puts against it. | |
If that shit worked rich people who already be doing it. | Well it's illegal but you can't arrest 700,000 retards which is why it will work for us. | |
What’s ur asset allocation and age | I just trade futures. Leverage is a beautiful thing | |
Next piece of news to hit US: phase I deal nearing completion. Signing ceremony scheduled for sometime in early 2020. We are just ironing out the details on a few last minute items. | SPY to 320 | |
Cock? As in chicken? As in chicken tendies? | There’ll definitely be some of those. You wanna volunteer? | |
Do we know when they’re presenting it? I can’t find anything. | Management has said before EoY, no specific date given. | |
We had a whole table playing the don't one night. The floorman/dice guys were pissed. It was hilarious. | Lmaoo. Only once I was ever at a table only playing the Don't. Most fun I ever had | |
Sure, then you can draw random lines on the charts afterwards to show everyone on StockTwits that you made the right move in buying at that time but the MM has everything rigged. | how is it rigged, stonks only go up retard? | |
Nice | Nice | |
Lmaoo. Only once I was ever at a table only playing the Don't. Most fun I ever had | I've done it and endured the glares from other players. Fuck em. The Don't is the best damn play on the board. Load up when they throw a number that's harder to hit. | |
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/14/trump-trade-china-1322691 | They aren't backing him for political cover but they certainly are not against it or being very vocal of their opposition. | |
I know, right? How can they be so fucking blind? | Elon cared more about making a truck to look cool in front of 20 year olds males with no money than he did about selling to a mass market. This sub is full of 20 year old males with no money. | |
I'm buying calls | This guys been around a while. | |
Yeah but for most of that 5% that means spending 30 years paying off a nice home and stashing cash in a 401k/pension, not 7 figures in cash to buy meme stocks. | I used to dream about affording appetizers at dinner, now I dream about blowing five figures on meme stock FDs. | |
Fuck man this is gold. First time seeing. How do they even let people x25? It should have a stop loss at zero. You never leverage without a stop loss what a complete moron. | It was basically a glitch where he sold AMD options, and Robinhood thought the premium was extra money he was putting into his account, so since he had Robinhood gold, they doubled his buying power based on the premium he received. He then used that new buying power to keep doubling up to x25 leverage. | |
at like a .00001 stake you would need to make profits in the thousand percentiles in order to even pay everyshareholder i mean (Autist) a few dollars. Tits up would be the only way. | We don’t actually need to distribute any money. We just need to keep it in the company to plump its balance sheet and increase stock price. | |
I mean, we all know that there's a recession on the horizon. | I also know that the 🥭 will do literally anything to keep the carnival tent from falling during his Im- 🍑-mint and so the 👠 drops on the next person so he can tweet things like “why did I leave office when the economy was so good 👀 how bad it is now this is why I was the 🐐” so I time things on him now not economists they just tell me the size of the fall not when it will happen. | |
$0 | Same unless you count $15 at Wendy’s | |
Both. | 12 and 69 | |
I appreciate your hospitality, I plan to move to America permanently one day. I love how Americans are generally so friendly and outgoing! | If you decide America isn’t for you, give Texas a try. | |
Your ISP & VPN 100% will disclose that information once LE requests it. | Well presumably he should have been using a vpn that didn’t store logs and logged into that vpn from an open Wifi hotspot. It’s not that hard to hide with minimal effort | |
SPY to 320 | Will-to-Live to 0 | |
Eg. Sell JNJ 137/138 call spread, this obviously assumes getting decent prices on the spread, but currently it would be risk 47 dollars (per contract), potential profit 53 dollars (per contract) | Isn’t risk always be 100 for jnj spreads since there is a 1 dollar strike difference? And so it would be something like 50 profit for 100 risk? Thanks for answering my retarded questions.. also since you’re selling an ITM call I feel that is a lot more risky | |
8:::::::::D | Exhibit D | |
Sucks too, maybe their IPO would have finally brought some real programmers on board. If these guys were working on games it'd be more buggy than Fallout 76 | Real programmer here. I would never work for fkin Robinhood until they refund me my $6k that I lost playing their game | |
I’m an idiot and hate money. | Help me hate it too https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e4jm5t/how_exactly_to_go_allin_on_amds_q4_earnings/ | |
Can I watch? | Can I French kiss his ass? | |
It’s actually u/aidangamer28 and completely agree lol | “For legal reasons, this is a joke”, just in case you want to protect yourself from the SEC | |
Nice | Nice | |
And right before the holiday rush. You know thousands of little kids are getting airpods for Christmas so they don’t look broke at school. | 😂 | |
Why not share with my fellow degenerates? More for everyone! | pls explain in eli5 language, I’m disgustingly new and this is very interesting | |
In theory, when you put an order through to a stockbroker, they buy the stock on your behalf and take on no risk themselves. However, they can also (this is illegal) 'bucket' the trade by keeping their money and not performing the order. They still owe the security to the customer, but they just keep the risk themselves, and will credit or debit the account when the security is sold. It makes no difference to the customer until the broker blows up because it took on too much risk | If what OP is saying is accurate, and the trades do actually get filled, this would be the most logical reason I think. I can’t imagine someone actually buying these condors at these prices | |
Probably other 29 year olds that would find it redundant to post the exact same comment | Bingo | |
I'm a millennial, I can just read. Boomers are born 46 to 65. The guy above at 40 is a gen X. 1965 to 1980. Millennials are 1981 to 1996...then Gen Z 1997 on. | You can read, and yet you can't read the room. It was a joke, genius. A joke based around the 'ok boomer' meme. Fucking hell lol, chill yourself | |
I just trade futures. Leverage is a beautiful thing | A real, live pajama trader. We got 'em. | |
12 and 69 | Not nice and nice | |
Again? | (Patrick from spongebob voice) 5 minutes later | |
$YOLO | That ETF is already at -50% lol | |
Why would they be highly educated, they just need to read a script and look presentable/believable? | lol that’s a lot harder than it sounds. Ever taken a Speech Class? The amount of people that get wrecked trying to speak in front of people is crazy high. | |
Don't forget they did that in 2001, before going up 30x. | I changed my mind. Put buyers have the right idea. If anything, should probably buy more till they reach their prt. | |
Details? | apple and amazon calls |
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