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Dude, Roku has 0 fundamental reason to be above $40/share. You’re mocking someone who seems to understand as you’re riding FOMO up. Make no mistake the big boys are unloading shares at these prices to retail. | retail isn't the reason this shit rises back every time it hits low levels like 135. The shit was range bound from 150-160 for weeks. big boys unloaded shares at 160+, but the rise from every massive dip isn't just retards from retail buying. This pos is manipulated to make max profit for the big boys, you just have to play the right direction before they make the moves. | |
It's only insider info if it was the right move...also jobs numbers bad maybe it wasn't a good move at all sell at open | So put at open? Sweet, my first insider info. Thanks | |
He actually tells that story as a way of trolling people. Many salespeople have waited for him at McDonalds for days at a time and he never shows up. | You honestly think he wastes 20 minutes a day going to MCD? He can send someone on a private jet to every fucking MCD location in the world. You don't think he has an assistant or something he can send down the road? | |
Macron is like 5'2'' and Trudeau is an obvious twink. I promise you wouldn't take them serious either. | Found the uglo jealous of Trudeau's good looks. | |
Indians bois! | South indians.... | |
If any of you know how to go back in time 5 or 6 years I think I'm transferring universities to wherever this guy went. | They were the dinner chairs at the alpha phi house at my school | |
😏 | Your flair entertains me because Margarine basically is shortening | |
Where did you get that overnight bag? | John Paul Gotea | |
I'm fat because food is delicious | hear, hear | |
You act like this is a normal occurrence, something encouraged and official like in China rather than .1% of the prison population occurrence from years ago, and STILL, you would take this over daily rapes malnutrition, torture, and organ harvesting? You are clearly not arguing in good faith, go away troll. | From years ago?? This is 2016!! This does happen every single day to minorities!! You are living in a dream world | |
Buying at open is gambling on steroids. It literally can go anywhere. | Sad thing is most of the movement is first half hour and I refuse to buy and hold spy shit overnight cuz of trump . But yeah I'm gambling lol I'll prob wait to see given this fade | |
He is right | I got my glock in the rari | |
Fucking autistic, its not even Dec 15 yet. We'll probably get another move or two like this but the real selloff won't happen until Dec 15 when tariffs go into place. If they do buy as many puts as you can afford, set a limit sell for 1000%, and go on vacation for a week. | Of course there's more down potential the closer we get to that date, just saying we're not going to see 3000 by friday as some seem to think (or wish) | |
Please point on the doll where he touches you. | He grabbed me right by the MU. | |
Shit. How about a Subscription Service for Sex? It'd do well until SexSocialism (Universal Basic Pussy) | Universal Basic Pussy already exists, $SBUX, $ULTA, etc. | |
Wait a minute... you’re the GUH guy! Okay so let me know what you do and I’ll do the opposite. | How can you do the opposite? Are you going to sell apps on a board game? Or buy apps on a board game? | |
How do you snort an 11 year old girl up your nose? | Well she's already ash | |
Look what you did! | Calm down.. one day up isn’t gonna kill you.. my stuff doesn’t expire till end of January | |
Slutty coconut | Daddy | |
All nighter? 😎👌🏻😈 | yeah dude, shit's real difficult | |
The source literally just says “people.” Bloomberg not even trying to sound legitimate anymore. | Where have you been the last several years? There is no such thing as sources any more. Most articles are written by bots, and the few that aren't are written by 22 year old unpaid interns. No one has real sources. | |
Going to 275, 260 is safe range | Please I been bag holding hundreds of shares at 230s🤤 | |
Yes if you’re into pump n dumps | There's this California energy company you might be into then... | |
Selling puts is bullish. | Yes I know | |
the point is that whatever he said yesterday doesn't reflect the state of negotiations. so whatever the market reaction we had to what he said yesterday should be reversed | Oh yes I agree | |
You stole my 1st place... | Ha, don’t worry, I’m down to 34 already! | |
Are you forgetting Monday already? | Yep. | |
dude, how did you know? | Rain Man level autism | |
Same with Shop that shit mooning. | yeah wtf. shop raping my strangles. | |
No, I mean if you see a gain, take it. Last time they were up 5% before the conference call started, and then down 4% five minutes into it. | Yeah I understand, thanks. | |
Don’t start with this type of shit, man. | The term 'person' is, ironically, depersonalizing, and insulting. It's like referring to me as a mammal. Technically correct, but implicitly wrong. When defining sets, use the most specific superset to do so, not the most general one. | |
They have a $20 tier for people who don’t want live classes. | So what's the $20 subscription for if not the live classes? | |
I’m not going to fault such an Alpha move on a trash company. Guy got paid for a business plan a high schooler could create. | Fun fact, their IT infrastructure was [literally built out by a high schooler.](http://techilabs.com/wework-needs-a-big-expensive-it-upgrade-business-insider/6803/) | |
Inverse this for tendies | Company where you pay to not go get board games. | |
You’re smart my boy | Printing tendies my friend | |
but what does standard deviation have to do w/ that? it's the fake news that's moving the markets not math. | Its a statistics thing, with the idea being that stock revert to the mean, kinda like gravity. But algos adhere to std pretty hard, they have incredibly rejections and bounces when they cross over them. Im guessing algos are put into a 'different', more sensitive mode when they cross them. | |
You didn’t read it did you... | my attention span is two sentences. | |
Calls or puts? | Stock lol | |
How are these calls looking now?) | I ended up closing my position an hour after opening it because this shit economy is so unpredictable. It would have been a nice 100% gain overnight. I'm taking a break from options for this month to focus on school. | |
I think this is the part where you don’t believe the story | [I mean ok](https://www.wsj.com/articles/mike-meru-has-1-million-in-student-loans-how-did-that-happen-1527252975?reflink=share_mobilewebshare) | |
fuck me I legit just waited 30s for this ‘gif’ to load | i kept clicking it like a retard | |
TLDR: you can’t dick down interns anymore | I thought you were shitposting but no thats pretty much it huh | |
How much does he make? Just the interest on that loan is probably 4,000-5,000 per month | He makes around $250k-$300k | |
“aS sOmE wOuLd cAlL...” | 'A sOuRcE fAmIlIaR wItH tHe MaTtEr' | |
Same experience when I was in France for a few months 2 yrs ago. It's ridiculous how high their unemployment is. | Isn't their excuse 'Americans are obsessed with work'? | |
Double yep yep | Triple yep yep yep | |
yep, they'd burn down PTON headquarters | Why, is that where the french fries are hidden? | |
Probably because both stocks are or will collapse? | I don't disagree. Might as well ride the lightning while she's rolling though | |
Yikes | Facts * | |
to be fair, one is reporting market activity today and the other is a potential outlook. | I guess it's a bit like the watching the weather forecast...does anyone make $RAIN puts? | |
r/woosh | I miss the exaggerated woosh memes | |
Why are you so surprised? Shop was bullish since yesterday. | Lol. I mean 5% in a day is pretty surprising. | |
As any retard in here would... buy the dip | not real sure what you mean | |
That volume though | Okay, but what’s to say it’s not overdone? | |
I have lost so much money trying to understand that stonk... great Black Friday. Great cyber Monday. Great AWS conference. Economy recovering. Amazon lags spy. | I’m all in on 12/20 1850 calls so I’m right there with you bud | |
Too soon, but strong hands will prevail, buy more later. | tell me about it - already down 5K | |
u/scroogemcdub whats up with our boy ATRS? | My bad homie. Missed the presentation, family emergency. Haven’t slept yet but I’m gonna listen to it at work. Doesn’t look like they said much of anything so sell off probably just people playing that conference. Still expecting 10% minimum month over month until new news and ER. My days all thrown outta whack, I’m gonna do some more digging later. See when the next possible dates may be | |
You can buy some on Etsy. | That doesn’t help Disney stock. | |
Tomorrow? Friday? Next week? Willing to bet a few thousand it’ll go well below $350 by 12/13. | yeah, it's going down down down. it's being manipulated. most retail investors can only afford a few SHOPs at best. darn things not cheap. | |
I literally have no idea how to read this comment | Downvotes it is | |
My favorite example of you idiots being wrong about this is how well Captain Marvel did. The foolish anti-sjw crowd kept repeating the same 'go woke go broke' nonsense and that film CRUSHED it. Beautiful to witness | What was woke about Captain Marvel? That character is 50 years old, and they cast a hot blonde white woman to play her. Lets rewrite the character to make her a fat Islamic illegal immigrant lesbian and see how well Captain Marvel 2 does. | |
How can you do the opposite? Are you going to sell apps on a board game? Or buy apps on a board game? | Make bets the company will fail either in Vegas or if it gets an IPO, on wallstreet. | |
The problem with Greg Gutfeld is that even when he has a funny line it's ruined because you had to watch Greg Gutfeld deliver it. | Say what you will about the little lesbian but he has some succinct monologues. | |
You can't cancel because by saving $39 you're admitting to losing $3000 on the bike. As long as you keep spending the $39 you can still tell yourself you didn't waste all that money. | Mother of God. | |
They will promote him from the drive thru to cashier. Not sure what will happen to l2fmw once his position gets filled. | My dream job | |
They were the dinner chairs at the alpha phi house at my school | Damn, if your school’s alpha phi was anywhere near as fine as my alma mater’s alpha phi... that dvd would have sold out in a second | |
Except that's not how executive stock options work. Have any of you tards ever worked at a company that offered stock options? I can't be the only one. | imagine taking anything you read on wsb seriously | |
Need that Moral Hazard! | I'm a walking morale hazard. | |
Nigga bike classes won’t get you that nice ass. Get her to go to the gym and lift weights. | Kettle bells and squats | |
protein and parmesean cheese | Wolf Brand Chilli | |
? I just bought puts if I bought it a day ago I'd already be down like 20% lol | I’m a retard who can’t read lmao | |
He also made a make-a-wish visit with my little cousin, he even brought blow to share with him, brought a tear to my eye | Congratulations to your cousin on his recent purchase of weed penny stocks. | |
I love PTON. Buying calls and selling before the expiration. So much short interest that it’s not even funny when they get squeezed by Beckys thighs | wow 63.29% short interest. Ripe for a short squeeze when this thing bottoms which should be soon. The problem is, it'll probably be a v bottom which is hard to catch | |
IV is actually insanely low, which seems weird for an Earnings week. | It was announced that its getting bought for $135 per share...that kind of eliminates the volatility. | |
Right it doesn't want to go below 105 but doesn't want to go up either lol. I have 10 106c 12/13 | Exactly fuck PYPL i hope cash app runs them out of business | |
wait wait...can we start a gofundme? | I'd actually give like $10 | |
I got my glock in the rari | 17 shots no .38 | |
Company where you pay to not go get board games. | In a way that's every company ever. | |
its $BECKY you fucking tardus maximus | show me one five letter ticker on NYSE butt puppet | |
WTF are you babbling about? Did you shove Meth up your bum? | Just added | |
They posted $200mil revenue this quarter, up 101% YOY. | God help them | |
Next to coatrea | Some people think the Canary islands are named after the bird, but it’s actually the Canine(K9). | |
... | I don’t even remember yesterday omg | |
I actually fucked up a little, I took some 320 & 330 calls Friday, sold off around 333 yesterday morning and bought back in on some 332 calls on a dip and held until today. I missed out on around an extra 5k by pussing out yesterday but I was in damage control. | I sure you know but profit is profit. Well done. | |
Autism aside, what's your guess, are they digging themselves out of that -9%, or not? | absolutely. people who are actually buying peloton bikes dont give two shakes of a flaccid dick about that commercial. it's like thinking someone who's buying Louie V suddenly wouldn't if they released a bad advert. it's retarded, but i expect nothing less from this everyone here | |
Happened with me on AMRN too, and that baby has had the strength to recover, so I have faith! | Hope it recovers, happened to me on AMZN | |
Strangles do seem like the right play with all of this volatility... | Strangles are only the right play when thai hookers are involved. | |
So I'm making money on fake news right now | Arguably, you’re making fake money on fake news. | |
I just saw that recently, it was horrifying and difficult to get through. I was sweating the entire time | LOL | |
lol ok | Unpopular Opinion: Microsoft product design is weak and makes clunky software. | |
How do you know about the short squeeze? ref? | Because institutions are paying a 109% premium just to short | |
I remember this too. I think it was around 2009-2010 when the Mission turned SUPER HIPSTER overnight and then it died lmao. | Dude if you’ve been around the Mission this long and were down in the dirtbag era, I bet dollars to donuts we probably have inevitably drank a beer together | |
I forgot to mention: a few weeks ago growth investment firm Baillee Gifford bought about 33% of the PTON float and I believe they are along term investors, so that should help with the share dynamics for a short squeeze. | You son of a bitch, I'm in. | |
[I got you, fam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) | Wow it’s been years | |
Yes CTNs company will IPO... Right... | I want to sell shares in my own self. Look up Publicly Traded Person. The emission curve could be 10% of the 49% of the shares every year. I'd have to keep 51% of the shares, obviously. Plus, I could buyback some shares down the line. Not to mention the possible dividend from my income. I'd be interesting to see the market capitalization of myself going up and down based on what I ate last night. | |
Looks like your back in business LOL | Recession over? | |
Why would Bloomberg be more likely to manipulate the market than Trump's bum boy? | Bloomberg's literal business is the stock market why the fuck would he not? | |
Let's all create fake profiles with hot chick photos and fabricate that challenge! | You’re onto something actually | |
What was woke about Captain Marvel? That character is 50 years old, and they cast a hot blonde white woman to play her. Lets rewrite the character to make her a fat Islamic illegal immigrant lesbian and see how well Captain Marvel 2 does. | Wait until the live action little mermaid flops with the black lady leading it then we going to say get woke go broke again. | |
Yeah looks like it was a bunch of shorts attacking on market weakness and the rumors that there was no buyout (lol rumors that previous rumors weren’t real on impending buyout) | They said themselves that they expect to be unprofitable for several years. Institutions are paying 109% premiums to short this turd. |
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