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I'd say 12/13 because if the data is bad, the extra week gives room for downgrades from analysts. But I'd keep in mind the tradeoff in premium price
All good points thx
Save it for the courtroom, Jack..
Does this mean your in?
Lmaooo I’ve been deep in March 30 VXX, so far down 25%
Unlike with stocks, when volatility rises, Vega will be your friend.. at least theta gang ain’t ass raping you though with time
Why do you get audited on a regular basis? Isn't it statistically pretty rare to ever get audited?
He requests it every year
7 billion dollar buy program activated right before the close, I wouldn't wanna be short rn
What you talkin bout Willis?? Seriously though what did I miss?
if you cant do it for free then its not worth it
These ladies be thinking they entitled to an orgasm, ikr
not much upside to costco right now after the last couple of months. roll that into OTM PTON C 3/2020 like a man
They had their China opening and will report monster numbers from that. And they will beat earnings.
Jesus christ. This is brilliant. It would be a functioning black hole in the market.
I must be an true autist because this made me laugh much too hard.
BER GANG
Ber r fuk
u have until they are about to announce rate cuts again
I'm like 0/3 on the past meetings. Definitely sitting this one out.
RemindMe! To send you money when we aren’t in an all time high bull market
Thicc
Try reading the headline
You do know that Google and alphabet are different companies right? Headline doesn't specify, but body of articles does
It is a good time to short forward but timing is very important too.
the time we spent above 309 today would've been the optimal time. Either at noonish or at the close. I don't think we'll open positive tomorrow but thats just my opinion.
[That chick's eyes](https://imgur.com/a/iaOhOxv) reminds me of the ['it says here' guy's eyes](https://imgur.com/gallery/N7FA1wG).
his name is harold
Hyperbole. Point is, he was not a great businessman. His companies floundered under his leadership. He was a technologist and innovator. I mean look at NeXT. Also a shit business. Innovative products though.
He succeeded in building a cult like following which now has more liquid cash that the US government. I think he did something right.
Google's cult following was never centered around CEOs. It from great, free software that displaced or prevented monopolies. Most Android or Google Apps users probably couldn't even name their CEO. They're nowhere near as famous as Jobs, Gates, or even Tim Apple.
And there's Facebook out there whose CEO reputation is a liability lmao
Wtf is an option??
We don't know either but apparently it's how we get free money.
I got a few tendies I could fight the case
Got 99 problems and a glitch ain't one
Maybe but I thought that was just the free cash /u/hyre had and he had more positions non liquid
Oh definitely. This guy has a near million dollar portfolio from what I’ve seen. He does these gambles in a meme account. He is probably a boomer, but is woke.
well he's not according to polling data, keep talking out of your ass tho
only retards believe polling data so yuh i'll keep disagreeing with the retard, no worries
This baby yoda is. Hurry you must. Buy the gift cards you will. Fuck you the IRS won’t.
This is the way.
Wrong. His best bet is to max out all of his margin on DEC4 SPY puts first thing tomorrow morning.
You can't lose!
why actually kill himself when he can just fake it
Something something Epstein
wayyyyyyyyyy too late for that
So that guy said you had big balls, you told him it was an accident and then continued to hold. You know you really do have big balls now right?
same with Microsoft and AMD. Satya and Sue bae absolutely killng it
Indians bois!
Your reports/predictions been losing me money man...
Me too man. I have people telling me they're making money off my stuff and I'm here rubbing pennies together. I have a positive record so if you limit your position and make smaller bets in equal size you are bound to make money. CRM rip
Chart looks good for a put. Any tips on finding unusual activity for an autist starting out in options
Look at barchart.com. they'll have them listed there
Algos are TA practitioners
You are what you eat
The straw's sucking the bottom of the milkshake as far as job numbers are concerned. I don't know how many willing and employable people are still out there that don't already have jobs at this point. I wouldn't expect too much upside surprise from these numbers.
Crackhead homeless
Ive been watching this post and the stock for 3 days, this smells funny.
Smells funny how?
I’m glad I sold my puts at the bottom. I was debating into holding them until $37
sold in the morning then bought back EOD. we dump again tomorrow!
Hey that’s why I pay the minimum on mine. It’s a hedge against trump losing 2020
This is the kind of thing that sounds smart but makes you look like a loser to everyone you tell.
If this was legitimate why wouldn’t institutions simply set up machine-learning bots to automate the fit-analysis millions of times faster than a human could do?
High frequency trading is a thing, but it does not rely on TA, because TA is bullshit. They are mostly highly efficient market makers. Actual movement in stocks is either related to market sentiment, news, inside info, etc. or can also be just some institution deciding to buy or dump for unrelated reasons. Not something that squiggly lines have any chances of predicting. Actual working quantitative strategies like those of RenTec don't rely on short term trading.
Look at the like to dislike ratio on the video, fucking LOL. The purple haired land whales are TrIGgeREd
Wtf are they mad about? The ad is retarded though lol
seriously, can you believe this fuck
Ridiculous
why january?
Dec 20 probably good also. Gives time for it to tank. I just stopped playing short term calls unless minimal $ so usually try to give myself 1 m or more so time decay doesn’t murder me but I bet Dec 20 puts print too
Why
Alzheimer’s data coming out Thursday. Could go up or down 🤷🏻‍♀️
Trade deal is priced in, continued tariffs are not.
When you say continued tarrifs do the Dec 15 tarrifs count ?
As opposed to Arnold Palmer gambling?
Negative. It’s like Tiger Woods gambling - complete with his hookers and blow.
Once Senate passes it, it will price in
Read the article. Senate already passed a similar bill. They're highly likely to pass this newer, slightly harsher version.
It was a joke to a reply not whatever you're talkin about
I'll have to get back to you after I finish my BYND burger.
If anyone has the winning lottery numbers for next Friday, I will take those as well.
It's MU. With China poo poohing, it's always MU.
fibonaccis makes me so angry like yeah they show up in nature sometimes cool but we’re talking complex economic systems not a fuckin conch shell
This is so good for a joke post and so bad for a real comment its amazing
Next time don't make bets without being fully educated.
I wasn’t fully educated on $SPY and I made waaaay more than I’ll lose from this 🤣🤣
Computer programming
Hey how do you do your taxes? I use Turboxtax for stocks and so far it’s ok.. but last year it was confusing as hell.
What could possibly go wrong!?
It literally cannot go tits up.
Nice
Might be nice. Have January 155 calls. Mouse has taken a beating.
10MM bet, I'm thinking about buying a couple of the same contracts. Can somebody smarter then me explain why a smart person might be making that play?
The vaccines
I've never met a socialist who wasn't a loser.
I am a loser but have lots of sex with my hot girlfriend and do lots of drugs, so
Nah, I'll lurk for it.
My ears are ringing.
I'm in Dallas and I know tons of guys, even a few gals.
But what about the “shims”? Call Pat, he will straighten you out.
Docusign is a company that will no longer exist in another couple years.
Okay but it’ll exist till the 5th of this month right?
Got 99 problems and a glitch ain't one
Damn
Options are not stocks. I hope this is satire, if not, punch whoever told you stocks are free money, then punch yourself for being retarded and thinking options behaved like the underlying stocks.
This is shit. Always go full retard.
I feel like a time who makes more than $8hr can afford better food.
I can afford better than Taco Bell but I still stuff my fat ass with it.
Nah, its just from a diet that consists of 100% MCD tendies
Max preservatives! Extra beef hormones!
Unlike with stocks, when volatility rises, Vega will be your friend.. at least theta gang ain’t ass raping you though with time
IV is at 93 percentile rn according to my IV calculator on TOS. Not much higher it can go really.
Yes, but it's not a final FDA answer. so it may end in just a little fart instead of diarrhea galore.
Fair though if it’s just quality of life I think it will lose hype
I just run in circles until I pass out, personally
Burpees until you puke is a great workout.
The 🏳️‍🌈 is strong with this one...
cope
Feel like this is a repost?
Trying to pawn off $BECKY like its his idea and he doesn’t even know the real tickers for it, soft.
HIS NAME IS HAROLD
His name is Harold
He’s getting bombarded by every angle.
Not really hes hot decent support. Especially in rural america. Even more so among farmers and the metals industry
Bullish
Bullshit
Rob Lowe
Lowe’s Depot?
I have spoken
This is the way
Nah man. This is for stay at home moms. It’s like 6,000 and upwards right? I’ve never looked. Fat women don’t marry rich men.
they marry army strong.
Just big gold, or is it big big gold? I’m a size queen 🤷‍♂️
Big enough to make you choke and tear up
Infinite leveraged ETF
Now there’s a personal risk tolerance!
Maybe a yacht with them eating tasty tendies.
Spicy ones!
the time we spent above 309 today would've been the optimal time. Either at noonish or at the close. I don't think we'll open positive tomorrow but thats just my opinion.
There might be a slight chance that there will be a very short spike tomorrow morning carried by the momentum of today’s closing and some US officials tried to calm the market later today. But I agree with you that 309 and above will be a good entry point to put.
The bank also happens to have lawyers on payroll. You, not so much.
I also have bankruptcy:)
He requests it every year
Gotta make sure the plan passes the test
*led
Lead*
i bought lots of FD puts on DE for their earnings but they expire this week, duno if its worth to roll em over until after 12/15
I rolled. But to each their own. I could get smoked.
Two different sectors retard
:( i read some words and they both seem to be cloud security something. But maybe im more retarded than i thought
What do u think of 160 weekly calls? Bought them at 3$
If your whole account is those options bought on margin, a reaction vid would be also be appropriate.
You trying to give Martha some insideher information?😏
I'd go full on retard with that old tight pussy. I bet she makes wonderful tendies.
Done.
Truth. Gotta save that money for tendies.
It's tax avoidance, not evasion.
Reported you too.
Its not fucking gambling, I do my diligence and fucking read shit and look all these files, damn you woman.
Don’t talk to my mom this way
More like 'whee-gur' but close enough for /r/wsb I guess
Maybe he pronounces the original word as 'nee-gur'
they do work if you use a real broker
Not on options
Robinhood & the autists of WSB
A horror anthology
It's true I did that for my first few trades, then I started actually thinking about long plays and I made some money. Once I started options though I've been way back in the red, red is the color of heart so I think I feel more comfortable here.
F
Wait we can do his girlfriend, too? I've just been doing his drugs
How do you snort an 11 year old girl up your nose?
Because he's probably making money for himself on this. You think he gives a shit about American trade policy?
that's the scariest speculative part assuming that both sides are making a huge amount of money from pumping and dumping the market, and we are the donkeys that look at the market, try to time it, draw lines and read fundamentals when all fundamentals are already calculated.
Try being rich instead of poor
And if you don't wanna be rich, at least just stop being poor.
What’s Robinhood’s number?
5
Either way this is really the LAST subreddit you want to come to for financial advice. The average IQ around here is approximately room temperature (myself included of course).
Only if you're using Celsius
Sounds like my mom
Can confirm, it does sound like u/5562212's mom
You.... can fap to your cousin? You do you I guess.... Roll Tide
🤣
If she was fat “they” would riot in outrage.
yep, they'd burn down PTON headquarters
Make me
Feel like a
Smells funny how?
If you cant see it I cant help ya, simple as that, just know that this feels like an experiment on wsb
Okay but it’ll exist till the 5th of this month right?
Debatable.
Wtf are they mad about? The ad is retarded though lol
they're the fox that declares society's grapes to be sour and then they see some other fox opening up a vineyard and charging through the nose for a monthly pinot noir subscription, how are they supposed to react
gold spiked $4-5 instantly
RATE CUTS
I thought about it, and I decided not to after I went to TGT last night. TGT has a few new luxury cosmetics, and they were sold out of a lot, and there were only a few products left on the shelves on a Tuesday the day after Cyber Monday. Becky is now getting her luxury cosmetics at Target instead of making a separate stop.
That's some tasty DD there. Maybe just one call....
Bought puts at open, sold a hour or two in for double, bought calls and sold the calls by EOD for another 40%
show me the way bruddha