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You're going to be downvoted by Europeans and communists. | Or people with brains | |
if you have profit, i’d sell. if you hold, definitely sell first thing in the morning. sell off will come tomorrow | I honestly thought that but I think the market is going to wait for JPow. Especially after seeing the non reaction to PMI today after the pump. | |
Idk what to do ab MCD | I sold for now probably re enter in a bit before closeq | |
White suburban women don't really care about racism because it doesn't affect them? | Who said anything about racism? I don't follow your line of thinking. Are you saying that anyone against racism is on the left? That's retarded. | |
Wow 2%!!!! | I’m up 92% today, sorry you missed out | |
Needs to get on a peloton to loosen up | without a seat | |
Does credit score matter for finance? | Bankruptcy definitely matters. I'm not so sure about credit score itself. Any large firm will check though. | |
Lol bro he basically told that broad “keep it together or I am upgrading” cause on the real the guy is way better looking than her plus his ass was great (no homo maybe). | Or maybe the unseen part is she is desperate to get her Instragram numbers up and thinks doing fit vlogging will help do that. He's investing in her Influencer business model. | |
i've read that everything goes up | i think its gonna beat expectation yet still go down | |
Shit, I'm sorry man. I'm not right all the time, so if you need to sell, go for it. I use a small % of my assets on these type of trades- I hope this isn't a yolo for you... Jan 17th does give us a few weeks to see how it plays out, however. So I am sitting tight for now. Would be nice to see a bounce at end of day, but who knows? | Don’t worry my dude. I’m already recovering nicely, we’re getting our bounce. This isn’t a yolo. | |
Do as you wish then brother | Up 20% already lmao | |
how many contracts do you have at this point on this thing? | 30 | |
Fun fact, their IT infrastructure was [literally built out by a high schooler.](http://techilabs.com/wework-needs-a-big-expensive-it-upgrade-business-insider/6803/) | The internet infrastructure is one of their few values vs. just working out of your home. Reliable fast internet has to be among the top considerations for anyone trying to launch a co-work space. How did they leave this to small time? | |
32% gain already on the day for me on this one. Hold overnight? | Hold trust | |
that’s a mutual fund cock stain | just like $BECKY, gaiboi | |
Congratulations to your cousin on his recent purchase of weed penny stocks. | Thx! I’m excited to inherit them next week | |
Up 18% in 3 days? Perfect time for wsb to all in calls | You would’ve said the same thing yesterday. Ride the trend until it bucks you | |
I do as the crystal commands | Can I feel your fake meat? | |
i have both | what a fucking boss | |
Are they any more accurate than a stopped clock though, that's the question... | my clock is broken at 2:39 pm, double down on AMZN deep OTM puts | |
This ain’t 1999 lol | my own application reading reddit comments had an XSS | |
Peak was 13k 6 months ago. Lowest was 250. Flirted with 1k and now ~650. I'm doooooooomed | Yikes dude, that’s rough | |
Lol | Lol indeed | |
Ay bro, so since S&P is up a little I’m guessing it went wrong? | Yeah, I sold early on. | |
Inversed and bought 12/6 $21.50 Puts | Grats. | |
Karen is right. Also there is no reason Peloton can’t follow the trends. They are more than just the bike. From their S1: above all else, we are an innovation company transforming the lives of people around the world through our ever-evolving fitness platform. It is intentional that they do not mention the bike. Wow, I really sound like I work for Peloton. | Sounds gay and retarded to me | |
My concern is that I bought the same calls as your autistic ass. | Yeah I usually lose money. You screwed | |
No he is currently working as a telemarketer. He was complaining the other day how his Indian coworkers curry lunches stink up his cubicle and it's hard for him to focus on his paper trade account | Ahahahahaha that is even better | |
Nothing ridiculous yet, we’ll see some huge moves soon. | 110 plz | |
It’s all over the place. Do we have the report yet? | Chamath out of the board. 0.02 act vs. 0.08 exp. | |
Yeah and then people are really surprised when dudes are actually trying to put on weight at the gym. | Women who are trying to gain weight and build muscle confuse laypeople. | |
My mom went through menopause and looks more masculine than me. I think you just homo'ed yourself. | Just trying to make my case for becoming a Mod. | |
You think it has more room to fall after that epic dump last ER? It didn't recover at all which makes me want to get calls. | Inverse so at least one of us makes money? | |
Like die enough that I make money but not enough that my country fails. Somewhere in the middle would be good. | Amen | |
Just buy NVOS with that. Then say *you're welcome* after they get a $476M return deposited to their account | They were very clear they wanted it to be split between these two firms!! | |
Rolled forwards into longer expiry after exiting for a small profit this morning | Cool, at least you got out with some profit. Had a little bit of a roll back towards the end | |
wonky? the guy's on so much speed his brain is mush and the drugs just talk through him | I can relate | |
Thanks homie | Sending you my energy, it's kinda special and doesn't travel very straight though. Hope it reaches you before expiration | |
Oh i was just gonna take the money, guh it in some roku options and dissapear. | Yeah this is exactly why these laws exist lmao | |
This should definitely become a thing here | And people here call me retarded | |
This. So much this. It’s highly problematic when folks assume your tax status. Like hello? It’s not written on my forehead. Let us identify our tax status ourselves. Shaking rn | I literally can't even | |
Cleveland is much nicer than Portland where you're surrounded by blue haired degenerates. And to be fair, he compared it against Brussels, which is a depressing hell hole imho. | at least in Brussels you can travel for an hour in any direction and be in amazing locales, whereas anywhere you drive in Ohio, you're still in flat fucking retarded Ohio | |
If it doesn't clear 162ish by noon I would bail. | Noon tmrw, okay thanks | |
I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm honored, I guess? | i thought i was numb to it all and could no longer get hard but thank you | |
3 months minimum just in case of volatility and preferably spreads to avoid time decay | Post positions. | |
I expect a tariff delay equally as much as no delay, so there's that | Yeah same...what are we talking about? | |
This is a surprisingly good post. | Is there r/wsb vernacular for when someone offers earnest, real, non-trolling advice or explanations? Or does it happen so infrequently, it doesn't have a name? Taking suggestions... | |
Someone needs to make an inverse ETF..!! | Just...short it? | |
With the digital only subscription, you get everything except the bike. You could use your own bike to join the cycling classes, or what I do is a lot of strength classes which are 10 to 30 minute instructor led workout. You can join it live or do one of the classes in the backlog anytime. I wasn’t expecting to like the service as much as I do, which is one of the reasons why I am very bullish on the company. | But do the instructors call your name? | |
If RH didn't mark me as a day trader, I would have gotten out | I didn’t get out. HHahah | |
they cancelled the VS runway. Never watched it only ever saw highlights but canceling the runway show was a sign of weakness. Putting a tranny model in VS was also retardation | They cancelled it because no one watched it. | |
works well actually | I’m good with making $50 a day if that’s what it comes down to right now. Too much bs during the day looking at movement and just getting fucked and aggravated | |
>no $SHOP | Yeah where is SHOP | |
Wait you have a wife and a girlfriend? | Yes | |
Don’t worry my dude. I’m already recovering nicely, we’re getting our bounce. This isn’t a yolo. | Tata there retard | |
It wouldn't make you happy. | just out of curiosity ... are you really unhappy with your life in general or is this just a tiny piece that gives you a thrill? do you do this cause your unhappy or am I reading into your comment too much? lol | |
Dysons suck good like my girlfriend | Can confirm | |
Probably found a sugar babe to blow his cash on. | He is FaceTiming his lick | |
My God...Makes sense you use a real broker with that much $$ | But where is our entertainment if he did that? | |
Told you we could outperform the S&P500. Stonks are ez just pick the good ones. | I don't know why more people don't just pick the stocks that are gonna do well, and avoid the ones that aren't. It's what I keep saying. | |
Bought yesterday. I didn’t have a chance to sell today | mmm bummer, well i hope it holds tomorrow morning so you can exit then drops like a rock for me haha | |
You did a ^ for each word. That takes too much time. | ^Reddit_just_gay_like_that_🤷♂️ | |
What is pig gang? | Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. | |
Your comment was all the DD I needed. I immediately bought 1800 shares at $.21. Thanks for the free play! | You're welcome lol. Might want to take a look at these tickers as well, eyeg, aqst, corv, cvm, acst. Short term. Grab whatever you think looks good. Good luck. I'm banking on AUPH right now | |
I’m good with making $50 a day if that’s what it comes down to right now. Too much bs during the day looking at movement and just getting fucked and aggravated | Ay comes down to $1000 a month, that's rent | |
Why though? Did you guys see the data sets on Biogen's website? | What about them? | |
Someone here mentioned ITCI and CORV | I don't like the put and call ratio on ITCI. To many people buying puts on it. | |
Everyone who did it is currently in federal prison awaiting trial so we will just have to wait and see... | Order of operations... Why would they be waiting for their trial in a federal prison? | |
That doesn't mean theta is literally zero until the last month. There should still be some theta decay. Otherwise 3 month options would have the same price as 12 month options. | it's next to nothing and with increasing IV you might not even notice a change due to theta. | |
Yes but it’s underlying is an agreement with the option to buy or sell an equity, which is a real asset. By pure gambling I meant a bet, with no intrinsic value beneath it, just an exchange of money based on the outcome of an event. Unrelated to any tangible asset | I guess we're just arguing semantics. Like in practice, I don't think anyone is _intentionally_ executing contracts. | |
Found the uglo jealous of Trudeau's good looks. | Literally all he has though. Garbage leader without a spine. Panders to left and right while throwing money in every direction and never taking a stance on anything. | |
That's called insecurity. All Becky's have huge issues with it. | And we love them for it. | |
In a way that's every company ever. | Unless the company sells boardgames. | |
LES. Not getting off this island quite yet. | Nice! I'm from Gramercy! Born on the border of your neighborhood on 14th. Someone says subway I almost never think Manhattan. I guess someone could live UWS UES. | |
Why are you angry? | His name 'burt' stand for butthurt | |
Link? | A literal link? | |
This isn’t it chief gl tomorrow | Lol Td is boomer stock be careful!! It may not even move | |
Be a real autist and make those bets with 3x leveraged | Lol. I don’t possess the iron balls and guts for that kind of risk. I’m getting into a phase of life where responsibilities are increasing and I just can’t afford to be maverick. Would be sweet though :) | |
Fuck the CCP and Xinnie the Pooh. Hope they get cut off from global trade. | But muh iPhone | |
Is 3x max leverage on Nasdaq 100 | Options, on margin, on cash from a credit card loan is max leverage. | |
DGAZ AND UGAZ inverse each other as well up 11% from then right now. | Both those are 99.9% correlated..... | |
If that's true why is there not an ETF doing this and returning crazy returns | Because selling puts hypothetically puts you at risk of losing everything. Also, an ETF of only selling premium, I've never heard of that because it's an ETF not a hedge fund or investment firm. | |
Very nice, I was just thinking about rolling up the strike I'm glad you said that. Happy for your gains GJ | How the fuck did you even find this high premium stock? Sorting IV on ToS? | |
And it’s not really that hard. | your old rich guy does not use pill? | |
Not totally sure what to make of the filling to me it seems they are voting on the CD&R offer still? I don’t see anywhere where they accepted the other offer. Maybe you can make more sense of this as I’m still fairly inexperienced with the M&A process. | Yes. Per today's proxy, the AXE BOD considers the CDR 82.50 all-cash offer superior to Party A's last (3rd) offer, so they are recommending it and it's the only one being taken to a shareholder vote. The ball is in Party A's court to bring a 4th offer to AXE. | |
Sitting on a few calls. And 4k in shares | Well shit good luck dude lol | |
Her? I thought this was wsb | WSB is a her. It's the ol' girl. | |
There are companies that would be great to scoop up if they were rationally priced. So the AAPLs, BRKs, etc. sit on their money until something else comes along or the market corrects. Then they take full advantage when the time is right like your dad at a college sorority party. | I understand this but doesn’t the length of time and amount they are holding stagnate the economy? This is a lot of money.. | |
sometimes being smart is actually a detriment because it gives way to irrational confidence. hence the yoloing the life savings on bad options bets. | Hm... rich people yoloing their money away... If you guys want, just venmo me a large sum of money and I will create a random generator from 1 to how much ever you game me, and venmo back whatever your number is. In the long run youll prolly lose less money tbh | |
Based on the PR from yesterday about seminar presentation for other VOC applications than LN I'm guessing it'll be going up quite a bit | So youre saying puts? | |
Back in the day, some websites tracked Cramer for a few years. He was correct on his recommendations a whopping 47% of the time. I was actually completely shocked it was that high. At the time I assumed he was wrong whenever his mouth was moving in front of a camera. | Correct 47%, wrong 53%. It’s just random. | |
Down 69% | Nice | |
You are brother wow we are family now 😤 | Currently running cyp, tren, tne, var and Provi. Always on bro | |
Working on it | Don't do that.....most chicks under 25 are fucked in the head still...30 is best | |
I’m literally a scientist. My job is to create new things. My research is paid for entirely by taxes, and my salary is low. I’m motivated by a desire to help people, not by monetary gain | Alright, well whatever it is you create, some company has to sell, which requires people taking the risk of starting a business/corporation and then putting the time into operations. | |
Good thing weed helps with cancer | but $becky | |
Yea | How hard is your pee pee | |
I just got in with 150 share position. Will sell puts to acquire more. Might grab some calls. Low float, most shares shorted (at high rate), and so far it has only steadily climbed, not shot up all at once like a bynd or roku, so I think it has a lot more room to squeeze. | I'm kinda thinking the same thing, might sell puts too. | |
I am pantaxual as in I would rather sauté my money in a pan than give it over to Uncle Sam. | I'm just sitting over here cis taxual | |
Thanks for this. What if I sold a call one strike above a call I bought? I am looking at both rise in value. But if I want to sell the call I bought I have to buy back the call I sold (it made higher gains than my call). I get to keep the original premium for the sell but I would take a loss on the buy-to-close transaction. I think I should have done it the opposite way that you described. | That's a debit spread. I think in that case, you'd ideally want the price to go just below the strike you sold your call at for maximum gains (I think that only applies if you're trying to execute the option though). I will admit I'm not as familiar with debit spreads. |
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