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Yes for 1,500 right?
No it's $1,500 just for the box the computer ships in.
tell me more
I would limit buy 100 shares @24 and sell a 22.5 call or hold until 12/20. 20% is a bold return friend- however I have seen many 5% upside days back to back with enph. I’ve been holding enph since it was about 2 dollars/share. The hold is probably better because enphase is running like a rapped ape and trades in parallel with sedg. Although sedg is valued 1.2 bil higher, it is not an American company.
Go ahead and date her, she’s single and post /r/The_Wall.
Holy shit that was an incel rabbit hole I didn't expect
Stfu bitch
Y U MAD THO! JoKiNg My DuDE
I am looking for consolidation into the FED meeting next Wednesday. So a pull back to fill the most recent daily gap into Wednesday is what I anticipate to happen. From there it will depend on what the FED says in order to determine probabilities and time frames on direction. We could see a dumpster fire after their announcement. The technicals are there for it to happen. I don't like to swing anything into FED meetings though typically since they whip the market around
Care to share some of TA pics?
Tsla going to 425
Everyone has these weird predictions about Tesla. It’s going to be 500, it is going to be 2000, it’s going to be... 10. Fundamentals show it has to be around 290. Yet it just keeps fucking around 330. Doesn’t make sense.
True as that is, we are talking about this from a court of law perspective not a public opinion perspective.
You say that but a jury was used. It is public opinion. Or am I wrong?
My coworker was talking about the new call of duty this week. He said he bought it at GameStop the day before black Friday for $60 even though the guy said if he waited one more day it would only be $40. I asked him why not just download it and he said he wanted physical copy. This is my DD
Your coworker sounds like he's retarded. Tell him to jojn wsb.
Fucking idiots won't be able to now. Had this dude asked for 5 mil or something he would've guaranteed had it.
go big or go home
No no, that’s not true, in a few years your gonna have cancer like all the other vegans eating cattle fetuses with pea mash, which by the way is more fucked up than butchering mature cattle, and at that time BYND will be in chapter 11 and I’ll be doing donuts in my Tesla on the heli pad of my yacht. Enjoy
Zerohedge permabears are afraid of peas now? Sad day
Imagine attacking someone for no good reason and then suing them for talking shit back. That is what actually happened.
Bruh that mini sub was useless
Let’s see how this Costco deal and the DNKN deal from earlier this winter turn out. They have market access, now let’s see if the customers want to choke on it, or swallow.
Go to a dunkin sometime fool they are massively promoting it including employees wearing shirts
That’s actually a couple of loads of bullshit, wrong on every count. Go long BYND and put your $ were your lying vegan mouth is you plant loving hippie.
Terrible comeback
Of course. Youre supposed to make money by selling the contracts that go up early in the week and then catch the reversal on Wednesday/Thursday
Theta gang baby
Since March 18. So, forever.
Hey you took a better route than buying 1 share and holding it until now
Right, but we still have to acknowledge the amount of $$ that also comes from the laptops, but it is nowhere near the amount iPhones bring in.
Caring about AAPL's computer segment is like carrying that T still operates pay phone booths.
“Pro Bono”.... snickers..... “Pedo guy is pro boner”
Pro pedo
Pretty much. Averaged down on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thuraday. Made over $11,000 in total from all positions, and am all cash except for a YOLO EOY OTM position.
Nice. Wow. You were able to find a premium for cents and then made that into so much gains. Going to follow your profile to lean from you
I already did. Didn’t file for five years. No problems.
Username checks clout
Then his net worth goes up. The house is already factored in.
I'm retarded and even I knew that
Just nutted. Tag these NSFW if you’re gonna post em
She didn’t come :(
Ooh-la-la, someone's going to get laid in college.
Oh god oh fuck oh yes.
Pedro!
Vote for pedro
I bought $33 12/13s $33 12/20s and $35 12/27s this morning 2 minutes before the pop. Even for the day as a put I had blew the FUCK up.
Damnn that’s some perfect timing, nice trading right there
Long rage pedo for the win!
Have a seat.
Fight me IRL you little biggity bitch. Give me your IP address and I'll be over shortly.
127.0.0.1
I want to put my penis in u/haupt91.
Thanks man. That's beautiful.
Not sure about AMRN (just got it because WSB was raving about it) but I’m pretty sure CRISPR has the potential to easily be at +150% or more in 5 years, which are exactly the types of stocks I’m trying to get at. At least for the “growth” half
CRSPR as well as any gene editing company that uses CRSPR. I’m in AMRN the expanded label on their drug will make it bigger than Lipitor.
No, being a good trader. Theta is about 3-7k a month depending on size and opportunity set
Why aren't ya millionaire?
They’re a decent source for info unless you want to build a computer.
Don't forget the tweezers when building a computer.
No, this is an Envelope.
No, this is Patrick
You say that but a jury was used. It is public opinion. Or am I wrong?
A jury isn’t the public. They’re basically being groomed by a judge and lawyers for hours and hours. They don’t just hear the defamation instance and make their own judgement.
Go to a dunkin sometime fool they are massively promoting it including employees wearing shirts
I’m not saying they don’t have an amazing marketing team and a bunch of talented people behind the scenes. I’m saying the product itself is not an alternative nutrition source for humans and that I don’t think customers will return purchase this product after they have tried it.
Terrible comeback
Sorry I’m doing my best here.
Ha flock
Ha cock
Running outside on your legs sucks most of the year in most of the country.
That’s why you don’t live in a shit hole state
Kool Aid jammer 😎
Ok Pilgrim
-Mommy’s special cookies were store bought
Your mom sucks
\[citation needed\]
>Money can be exchanged for goods and services: people
lmao
fuck
It’s blossoming autism
Or cocaine
Lol what are weeklies....
Weeklies are options trades that expire within the week. One of the more volitile trades you can do. LULU 260$ calls for 12/13 are good, as well as costco
I had 30 0de which I dumped for a 1k profit and then dumped right before the 3pm flash drop which was a total luck then i repurchased 30 for 12/9 expire
Balls of fucking steel. I wish I got in. I got out with my little $360 account until I buy back Monday. Mid week swings are my plays right now until I get this up to $1000.
Honestly I feel the same but some people are arguing that that isn't much for a cycling class.
I guess that makes sense, in-person fitness classes are very expensive.
His neighbor had two
And we have 0
Yeah sure if you’re a poor person, or you could just live in the city and own a car.
Or you could be poor cuz you live in a city
It’s 5:25pm over at the NYSE
Only time zone that matters
#your opinion is worthless you minion. BEGONE
Yes Grandma, sorry Grandma
I thought taxi bank. Since he couldn’t get an uber he went to go withdraw a taxi
I thought taxi gank. It's not the case that Uber is not available, rather it's in hidden in bushes.
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Welcome aboard, man.
Why do you need a bike or a gym to exercise?
Because I can use hundreds of workout machines that I could not fit in my house? Cycling just needs a bike.
Upvoted lol
Even he knows. lol
Sell all your stock and buy $80k worth of SPY calls
second that
Wow
Yea, selling cash covered puts , or selling covered calls (by owning 100 shares) is the best play IMO. OR if too poor, you could play put/call spreads. Looks like your call here at 60$ has increased to around 11% chance of profit. This is also assuming you hold til expiration. Can always sell early and lock in a profit. (Cuz the price of this contract has gone up some) lol
Ever since I started the wallstreetbets diet i've dropped 10 pounds this last 2 months.
Better than dropping 10k. Definitely wasn't me. Was a friend.
This is a statement formed from a position of understanding.
This thread has the most serious responses I’ve seen in months. I’m mindfucked right now bruh
Yeah in my younger years
Bet your ass bled 🥵
F
F ME
Thank you that makes more sense.
So you’ve never seen a successful trade before, definitely a WSB’er.
Gin. Good. Pick one; can't have both.
Does it hurt to be so wrong so publicly?
in front of
Hard no lol
Did you get pp pics or nah?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e7dlqx/peloton_bad/fa0uvt3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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Aye
Google is wrong on first result.. Lower 48.
Grand forks? Somewhere in North Dakota for sure
😖😖😖😖😖
You read it?
Meth grows on trees in Redding, CA
True
-1.96
Thousand? Million?
What’s their parent company? Gonna go long on yeet infections
God I love it when this sub makes me laugh out loud. You made my night sir
U mean politicians. Obama and trump have no issue with printing more money.
The difference was Obama inherited the economy after housing crash. One can argue the U.S. needed the stimulus then. Can't make that argument now
I was reading and someone mentioned P3 data is due in 3 months, which is it?
Sorry. It is labeled as mid 2021. I had incorrectly put December here. Still they will only be presenting good news.
New panda express near my house
That’s how gyna is sneaking their foreign agents into America to steal our secrets!
Nah man, it’s so good you don’t need to test it. Literally risk free!
I like money
does not compute
GUH!
the gap up isn't a risk; it's a limitation. other than a crash while you're holding shares, the wheel is a profit machine.
🍗🍗🍗
Ya its rear to see wins on wsb. What trade cost you 11k?
Last time i lost on one of the BYND credit spreads.
Bro i already have 1000 UNG calls... 20K deep. Jan 17th expiry..
If you’re so confident, just buy 20k shares of UGAZ and theoretically you could go to the moon. Or the woodshed. Got my ass handed to me with that little peach! Lol
Go to cash too emotional
I don't trade on emotions, but probabilities
Amd’s current valuation has taken all of that into account....
So long as AMD gets to $41 by July.
Word! Expect one as soon as I get an outline sorted out
Is it hot or are you just happy to see me?
Bigly gay
I can confirm. Proper gay.
You mean Dr. Doom?
Hes dgonna hint at rate raises and the fucking algos gonna shit themselves
I love CFA
Sunday. It's closed
Probably all of them. 20 new F-35 fighter jets with vertical takeoff capabilities for $3.3 billion were purchased by SK. I’m sure you know who makes those
Fisher Price?
Please dont look at my most recent comment
Lol
Invest into your bail/bond account to hedge if you do get arrested.
If you are trafficking cargos, you better have the bribes and extortions in place.
You sir have identified a new age soy milk frape drinking, bynd burger munching, peloton riding on her tight lulu pants classic becky!!
If you said this 5 years ago I would’ve thought you were an alien from another world
Lmao well Yoda was like 900 years old when he peaced out so maybe they’re late bloomers
Long lived isn't linear. Turtles that live to 200 aren't babies for 7 years. They grow normally.
'... it's a wazzy, it's a woozy..'
... has not landed... Is no more
If you’re so confident, just buy 20k shares of UGAZ and theoretically you could go to the moon. Or the woodshed. Got my ass handed to me with that little peach! Lol
UNG calls are a better payoff.. believe me.
Spoiler, Windows geht covered by snow as well.
No, they don't. It melts off after your car has been running for any sort of extended period of time.
Listen here you little shit, the double up strat is INVINCIBLE, you hear me?!?!
You think I’m a little shit?! I’ll have you know I’ve gone airtight and finished 5 men at once with double entry. You try that.
So employees work fast. Calls for me.
Fast and cheap. Best labor. Calls.
Is it hot or are you just happy to see me?
well its winter so its not hot...
Hard no lol
Shut up and bend over
You sir just made me feel just a little bit better choosing RH as my investment platform....
Honestly after working there and seeing it all for what it is I wish MS went the way of Bear Sterns instead of getting bailout money to survive, that company is legit worthless if you want to make money in investments
No, but you betcha she knew I was an autist by first impression.
Attaboy
It’s all about Wolf Cola you Jibroni.
franks fluids you big dumb bird
I didn’t want to spam the post with charts... you think more would be useful?
Spam away, you would look more professional...
No 300% play is gonna have a good answer to that question
Laying down the wisdom here
Native
ok then go BACK to mexico