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Na, this is just a crude af text search hooked up to a monte carlo simulator. I'm not autistic enough to check everyone's positions :( | I love you said this. | |
Yeah, my plan is to make one of these every week or so and see how it performs for the following week. | Do you understand that you are making the assumption all of the positions are long? Given we are an in a massive bull market, of course, everything 'long' will be up/ | |
if you're shorting, then you're selling first, *then* buying. | You're still alive? How's the debt situation? | |
Still a great economic turn around. And interesting read | By chance, do you know the name of the book? | |
You can there’s futures for weather | Enron pioneered weather trading, look how well it turned out for them! | |
If anyone gets the full report link it here | Seems like they used [this tool](https://cat-bounce.com/) to form their analysis. | |
I see everything in terms of monetary value now.. ie 'how can i convert this illiquid asset into liquid cash to put into my account to ~~make~~ lose more money on?' i have a 1987 Porsche 928 that i've owned since high school and haven't driven.. just decided to check what they're going for now and realized they've more than doubled in price since when i bought it.. | you had a porsche in hs? | |
Rednecks are definitely gonna drive around in an electric truck | Could be a civilizing event. Right now my city is 90% redneck and the only hope is gentrification. Would be cool if a scifi electric truck is all that's needed. | |
Whoever heard of a snake with a blue flashlight? Preposterous They only use white flashlights like normal people. | Combat snakes only use red moonbeams | |
This looks the like Blue Eyes White dragon pattern to me, are you sure youre reading the chart right? | So you're saying we're buying puts on Yugioh. Got it. | |
That’s never stopped anyone in Finance before. | Yeah but you're not supposed to ask for it out loud like that. | |
Sideways isn't tits up. | Sideways is easy access for making it your bitch. | |
Trust me, I'm gonna hook this shit up to a trading bot which uses 100x leverage then I can finally join the ranks :) | Never teach code to autists | |
Motherfucker, why don’t you front run us? Do your trades then tell broke ass fucktards like me so we can copy you. You get the benefit of getting the ball rolling with the stock going higher from my buy and I benefit from your luck. Win-win | What like Ross Cameron? | |
assault what happend? | Robinhood didn’t use any lube | |
ya don't think so bud. | for them | |
I'm sorry I see this é in Nestle more than 2 times and I can't just can't read further, I NEED to know why you fucking put that é in there every single time? ANSWER ME GODDAMIT | Because that’s how it is properly spelled. | |
Wow u idiot wtf what made u invest in that | Not as bad as the chart suggest.. avg 2.59 currently at 2.44 or some shit.. i can sell covered calls on that and get my average down.. | |
Right there with you. Didnt want to tell anyone about it... | I jumped in on Friday and now I’m like fuck I just wsb’d myself. | |
Pump and dump based on what? Have you seen the job numbers? If we had nobody working and stock market at all time high I would agree but it’s not the case. | U do have a point with job numbers | |
So what is in fashion now tell me ? | Moncler | |
The company has 6 billion cash on hand. The required drop in sales needed to actually straight up destroy the company at that level would already be seen in the data right now. There's just no chance of $TSLA at $10 on Dec 1st 2020 outside of global thermonuclear warfare. | Accounting scandals not included..? | |
I bought 26 contracts back in January 2019, sold 22 of them on peak of last Friday and holding these 4 close to expiry date for some YOLO 1200% gains if AAPL hits over 300 by then. | You would have made stupid bank if you bought weeklies with that strike pretty much any time in Jan | |
When you get an autist like me and have false confidence that’s what happens. | At least you have exotic dancer as a back up if things go south. | |
Any good headline keep it stable until Disney+ data on December 11th | mandalorian is the most popular show in the world | |
I never told anyone to get in now... Jesus Christ 😂 | I did a small scale long Friday unrelated to this post but it did give me a smirk thinking about this post and that gap down. | |
oh you didn't buy it in '87? | ...no, i'm 26... i bought it for 10K back in 2011. | |
too much vodka can't read? | Too many vaccines can’t read. You were close though | |
Sick, code contributions will be hugely appreciated. | Lmk when you post it on github | |
Date? | 12/20 expiry | |
Just stop doing this is my suggestion, it’s fucking useless | Just because you failed at it doesn't mean we can't fail at it better! | |
You fucking sexist and are puts a good option | If its endorsed by any trump, chances are theres gonna be some massive protest against it, and people are gonna get really offended because they have nothing better to do, so puts are the correct way to go here for sure. | |
Thanks for your answer. Don't know if I'll reach that status someday. | Move to America so you can celebrate with us before we inevitably collapse. | |
its spelled dawg, white boi | It's actually spelled dauwhg, brother | |
Sir this is a Wendy's | I stopped reading halfway through the first sentence. The ONLY thing you gotta know to make money in the market is 'SPY 0 day calls'. I say calls instead of the widely accepted spy puts because the only technical mumbo jumbo anyone has to know to make money is 'inverse WSB' and profit. | |
Never teach code to autists | Never tell me the odds! | |
That’s terrible! Where do they do that from? | Yeah! It's unheard of! and how would they do such a thing? | |
Like fetal alcohol retarded or I did a bit too much head banging retarded? | Yes | |
Holy fuck that's a lot of cuckoldry. | Do I make a creampie by myself or are you gonna help me with that? | |
That sounds amazing | eggs or the butthole? | |
Seems like this is a pretty easy call to place wide otm straddle on spy with 12/16 exp. Lot of potential 1%+ moves with fomc and tariff talk | I agree I'm gonna go $200 both ways about 2 bucks out of the money every day this week and see what happens. Or at least for three days and I get pattern banished | |
That's easy... just turn your phone upside down. It's magic! | nah. Put it up to mirror. The backwards writing also summons the Jewish stock gods | |
How are you playing ITCI with high IV? I have some 15c but wondering if buying shares/selling puts is the only good play. How high you think it can go? | glancing at it the bid/ask spread for puts is terrible so you might not get it filled at a good price. | |
200 PE. Get serious... | Cant you just buy 200 | |
people like you more even when you’re being downvoted for being gross lmao | I'm not gross 😖 | |
Yo bro same and it's like wtf | Haha bro what a coincidence wanna kiss? | |
One hand and a tube sock | Moose markets are so ‘stralian - looks like a bull fucked a kangaroo | |
Told ya it was a bad joke | you fit right in kiddo | |
“Layers deep” | Vincent Kosuga died in 2001. Months later Shrek was released. Was Vincent Kosuga the real Shrek?! | |
This guy PUTS. | a real wall street nig | |
Check out his older work as breezy lovejoy too, before Dre signed him. | Will do, thanks man. | |
Result: I'm still commenting on Reddit. | I thought about trying this before, but I deemed the time and effort would be too much for me. I'm glad I found somone else who tried it, so I can have peace of mind about, and return to, my strategy to YOLO my paychecks based on r/WSB advice. | |
i know | He’s not wrong | |
Ya i stopped reading after this part. Went straight to the comments to call op a lil bitch. | What the fuck is a shares?? | |
I mean because of all the memes there have to be whole armies of people intending to keep TSLA from hitting $420 by all means necessary right? Like $420 is a serious resistance level because of it. | It's going to be worse then you expect. I've talked with some old money, they hate TSLA and it's weird behaviour. The money in this stock is in primarily weak, young but most importantly meme-aware hands. 420 resistance is going to be real. | |
Fair points,however Tesla time is now In line with real time Model y was promised 18 months out and production is begining 6 months earlier than expected. Sure space x hasnt put a man into space but it developed a reusable rocket that lands its self on a small boat in the ocean. What other company can do that?? Look at what has been accomplished already between Tesla, space x, and boring company. Elon and his pack of Tesla fanboys are coming for us all | Bastards going to eat us alive, balls and all! But what other company said “let’s launch and land a rocket” “we need to make and electric car” “let’s dig holes in the ground and fill them with people moving fast”? Not many. | |
You're still alive? How's the debt situation? | I like the implication here | |
On a scale of regular autist to mod, where would OP fall? | yes | |
That stock is volatile as fuck, its down 55% over 6 months but up 56% this month | Lol it’s up nearly 200% in the last 5 weeks. | |
I think this dude is under surveillance by his wife | I think we all are | |
Really, because the president says it is | Pretty sure he’s retarded with Alzheimer plaques and cholesterol plugs | |
didn't know that... found it listed here: [https://www.marketbeat.com/ipos/lockup-expirations/](https://www.marketbeat.com/ipos/lockup-expirations/) | Probably reconsider where you find your info, cause slack has no lockup period so that thing is wrong | |
I’m at the dentist too, you see me? I’m getting a night guard for bruxism | I need to sort my bruxism. Life is hard | |
Sir, this is a WSB | What part wasnt sub appropriate? | |
Can i reference this anonymously in an article im writing for a major news network? | yes but I will require 1 million dollars in tesla puts for my insights | |
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e6fpmg/z/f9r3j6c | Nice. Post in r/biotechplays next time :) | |
'I was lucky before so I'll be lucky again' | “Somehow I made money, now I don’t know anything better to do with it” | |
Based on pre-market 0.019? Don’t count on it bud | Was already up a few percent on all of them, so don't need much push in the right direction. | |
As natural gas plummets 5%... | Shoulda invested in solar. There's less sun in the winter so the demand goes up. | |
I just watched a quant documentary and everyone of them said that they can't use math to predict the stock market and those who try with equations just overcomplicate it to the point where they don't even understand what is going on. | They do use math, it's not advanced math but maybe a linear regression of two variables, which makes them a fuck ton of money. The hard part is figuring out the data and what to regress. 'simple' strategies are only simple mathematically. Coming up with them quick enough before they expire is difficult. | |
GME is not apples to apples. GME is like a rotting banana here. The whole video game sector is down. GME was already down yoy. Add onto the fact that their turnaround plan is very weak going into the 2020's. | 100% agree. I think they are doomed. I'm not touching this one with a 10 foot tendie but I have a weird feeling they'll find a boost on some fluff and rhetoric Q4 guidance. But I don't trade on feelings so I'm on the sidelines | |
When I started trading it | Never stop trading it then. I've been making money selling puts. | |
Yes, regular soda is not enough. | Introducing new Meth Gorilla drink | |
Our losses even out all other crimes we might have committed | If our losses even out other crimes this sub's the equivalent of Jesus | |
I only spend what I have in settled funds. For example if I start the day with $10k that’s all I have to work with. Once I use that up I wait till the next day. So I can do one big play for $10k or 10 smaller trades for $1k. | Oh. That makes sense. Are you under 25k in your acc or hold a cash acc for memes? If you don't mind me asking. | |
Up $52 or down about $1300 | You are doing it wrong. | |
6/19 my man | Good luck | |
If the fine print says they are going to blow out of it an hour before close, I would think they would just do a market order. And these are SPY calls. They are extremely liquid. | That's.. weird. | |
Think of it this way, more Americans care about low low prices than they do the welfare and financial security of the person ringing up their box of hemorrhoid cream. A real 'I got mines' mentality. | Not that unusual. Poverty is a self-reinforcing phenomenon. If you're buying all your stuff at Walmart it's probably because you already benefit significantly from a tiny cost savings and built your budget around that. Why would you expect Americans to pay a higher price for the same thing on some abstract possibility that it pays more to people whom they probably see as not really trying in life? I'd be shocked if they did, not that they don't. | |
Shit I remember AMD $2 | I bought it in the 3s and felt like a genius when I sold it at 7. | |
Or just trade with other people's money. Can't lose. | Hedge funds typically have far higher levels of employee participation in their fund than other financial companies. They lose directly if their investors lose. | |
Do you understand that you are making the assumption all of the positions are long? Given we are an in a massive bull market, of course, everything 'long' will be up/ | He's also assuming buy and hold of the stock.. not specific options plays with time decay. | |
My buddy is a DM for PetSmart. Don’t think they plan on selling any time soon, they just bought it not even three years ago. | Keep in mind that I'm not only ignorant, I'm also retarded. | |
\*GOLDMAN JUMPS INTO WEWORK CLEANUP WITH $1.75B CREDIT-LINE PLAN | Glad to see billionaires can throw good money after bad just like us degenerates | |
Wouldn't closing 80 stores add to their bottom line? | Yea, and they can say they got out of X amount of lease deals. Announce another 400+ closures which means closing unprofitable stores and adding cash. Which sounds good on paper and could let them talk their way into a boost. That's what's stopping me from going short | |
What's your current outlook? | Boom Shaka laka? | |
Oh. That makes sense. Are you under 25k in your acc or hold a cash acc for memes? If you don't mind me asking. | Under 25k. My crippling addiction to hookers and blow eats into my tendies | |
If you're asking such a general question 13 hours before a test.. your best bet is jacking yourself up on caffeine and possibly methylphenidate salts if you can get them (everyone here has ADHD so I'm sure you can), and digging into your studying. Fuck sleep, fuck everything. If you have ever taken a statistics class, you can learn this in 13 hours. Good luck. Don't listen to 90% of people here, if they even knew what Black-Scholes is, they wouldn't be doing FDs. | I took your advice, forgot my calculator and could only answer the multiple choice questions and draw some strategies. | |
I can see that going only well | Covered calls. | |
I don't speak french. | I wonder if that’s where the product got its name | |
Boff. | Boof | |
How young were you when your mom dropped you? | Lmao | |
I’ve worked in a bank. It’s not. | I know...I was more trolling the guy complaining that RH execuited his options and expected him to pay. But thank you. | |
Agreed. I dont know about it going up to 100, but I am working with bynd spreads. | I’m still new to spreads, mind dming? | |
ok wtf are the bloomers and doomers using??? | They don’t travel | |
Why unavailable? What platform? | TD :/ I have the buying power for stonks but not for options | |
And can somehow only send two cameras to each game | Because they cover 30 games a week without having the budget to do so. They cashed a check their asses couldn’t bounce. | |
The CDO scene was too confusing. They should have had Margot Robbie explain that one instead. | You're a fucking genius. Thank you for making me picture that. | |
Yet your dumbass keeps replying. Love it. | I'm hooked. Never seen anyone so stupid keep digging that hole for so long. | |
So the suitcase of CP buried in my backyard is likely to hold its value? | I imagine it would get moldy pretty quick, cheese pizza doesn't keep well outdoors |
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