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Good call huh? It went to 77.50 before falling. Which mean you wait for the move up and buy puts at the top this morning to make bank$$$ | So far so good. Planning on holding till Jan | |
I mean do you think your local monopolized cable or utility company is the best solution? Do you not wish there were competing companies? | You retarded bro | |
I would wager that the reason they keep losing viewers and people are going elsewhere online to watch sports is precisely BECAUSE they keep adding extra fluff shit that isn't sports. Why pay increasing amounts of money for less of the fucking offering that the network was originally supposed to provide? | Found the fellow Outkick listener | |
I wonder if that’s where the product got its name | Duh | |
Can’t even calculate a P/E ratio yet. | If u don’t have earnings, u don’t need a P/E ratio. Taps head | |
Like GS $110 square target price a week before it lost a third its market cap | It’s prob a racket, so then the short sellers clean up | |
Boof | Boop 👆 | |
You just bought calls in a company with a P/E ratio above 60. You might get lucky with a short term Christmas miracle, but honestly I would’ve sold a put credit spread instead. | what was the DD? His post has been deleted so I can't see it. | |
$JNUG $69 when?! ~Mr. Tightwater | After you stop fucking my wife! -Tightwater’s Secretary | |
0$ per contract too ? | nah .65, but I think that's industry standard. I just shuffled some shit from my other accounts when I found out about that deal | |
If it's ITM when you enter, you do not need it to move at all to win; in fact you probably want it just to stay flat. You lose when it crosses OTM. That said, nobody is getting a near-50% ROC spread on something already ITM without a major catalyst in the near future. | Wouldn't the short ITM call be most likely exercised yielding the max loss? | |
My point is your broker will not allow you to do this regardless of your willingness to go broke or how far out your strike is. You will need to do it in a spread or hold the shares as collateral. It's a risk to the broker because they will have to pay up even if you don't. | Broker will let you if you have enough margin. | |
I just threw like $100 in there for fun lmao. Hope you didn’t go too big | Nah same here haha. Hopefully we make out like bandits. | |
If u don’t have earnings, u don’t need a P/E ratio. Taps head | *taps cyber truck | |
The strikes right above and below the money give 90 premium when the max loss is 100: its more likely that I will lose the money but if it doesn’t move i get paid | So, you dropped a 0 in the OP? Because that makes a lot more sense then. | |
Closed in 5 mins, | Which brokerage you using homie? Do you they let you buy gevo puts there? Thanks, congrats! | |
They don’t travel | True... | |
No | Bought 10/13 $39 instead 👍 | |
I just bought some today. Why do you say tonight or tomorrow it’ll come out? Just curious | CEO said on Thursday the data should be out in a few days. So I expect either after hours today or sometime tomorrow. | |
What exactly do you think the Fed repo trillions is other than MMT? | I misread his comment originally lmao | |
9k at 10:15 it recovered pretty nicely since then. | These bitches don't expire for years | |
Let me see if I got this correct. If I were to trade stocks right now and make a fuck ton of money, in 2020 my money would be worth less because of inflation. So. Therefore, me losing money trading stocks now. Means that my losses right now will be like I didn't lose that much in the future. Sounds retarded enough to work. | Sir, can you be my economics professor? | |
People named Norm as well | Can confirm. Loaded up. | |
.65 x 500 = 325 | Yikes. Wish those fees were lower/non existent | |
What the fuck is a shares?? | What a virgin martini is to alcohol, shares are to investing. | |
there is an entire industry based around getting rid of vermin. Puts FTW | You don’t know shit! DIS is the new AMD. WSB was all over Sue Bea’s chesticles when AMD was below $4. Now WSB is milking the mouse. | |
It shoulda been 65 today tbh. Guess the stonk was feeling generous for late arrivals. 65 eow for sure, I'm up $1000 on these january calls so far today but not selling til they're at least $1 each ($.2 rn). | I just grabbed weeklies, but if these make good maybe I’ll roll em out. Maybe I’ll average up tomorrow. | |
Yes, HGH. How old are you? It does depend on your doctor. Most will not prescribe it simply for anti-aging methods. | It might anti age you, but your heart isn’t gonna like it and you might just drop dead around 65 | |
I was going make a joke about it but it seemed too easy | Like a layup instead of a slam dunk. | |
Amazing SEO. That’s what you get when you look up Walt Disney on Ice | Also the reason for walt disney's frozen | |
i dont even know what softline means? like my soft pp? | Yes...like 80% of my trades..limp and soft | |
Still better than Creamer's recommendations | I'd watch that porn parody. | |
He could easily do it Friday after close. Hes a dick, so hed probably do some shit like that. | Gotta make sure Trump Jr has time to load up on calls before close. | |
daytrades are a good gig, but u need to limit yourself to 3 or get 25k. thats the tradeoff | How can I get 25k in 3 trades? | |
No.. but if it is anything like Bissonet street then be there done that. Not really my thing. | can you like please as soon as u make a trade tell us so we follow please then we can put our money together and buy corporate america! | |
You don’t know shit! DIS is the new AMD. WSB was all over Sue Bea’s chesticles when AMD was below $4. Now WSB is milking the mouse. | I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? | |
Same shit happened with Slack ($WORK) stocks, Great earnings call followed by its stock shitting the bed. I learned my lesson from that, Fuck the news and rumors, just trust the squiggly lines. | After the cybertruck fiasco, I've adopted a new pre-event trading strategy: buy two-three weeks before event, if expectations are positive, keep and sell two days BEFORE the event. Then it doesn't matter how the event goes, I still pocket my 2-3%. | |
Can confirm. Loaded up. | Always wanted to say... username checks out | |
Have you tried Depends? | What’s that? | |
This is the way. | This is the way. | |
Hopefully I make $100k and get flair. | this is WSB, winners aren't rewarded bukko | |
What do you expect when the FDA results are announced? | Its already priced in. Price has been climbing for weeks because its a sure thing. There won't be a huge spike. Just a steady walk upwards as they begin marketing the drug. | |
its a shit company that relies on china subsidies which are getting cut more than uncircumsized penises. its going to go bankrupt after they report their next earnings which they have been delaying for a month now cause they dont want to admit theyre bankrupt | Duly noted. You got any moves to help me recoup my future loss? | |
I will probably but more Wednesday. Just dipping my toe in a little at this point. | A 60k toe. You bastard. | |
Wrong sub bruv, every autist here only uses gay robinhood so we couldn’t make those plays even if we somehow could comprehend them | Lmfao | |
Can you even buy a drink at SBUX with 4k? | Guys got yolo in the name and just told you to cash out for pennies, that's comedy right there. | |
Up only 14% today, I suppose I’m sounding like a bit bearish | My calls were up 70% | |
Not that unusual. Poverty is a self-reinforcing phenomenon. If you're buying all your stuff at Walmart it's probably because you already benefit significantly from a tiny cost savings and built your budget around that. Why would you expect Americans to pay a higher price for the same thing on some abstract possibility that it pays more to people whom they probably see as not really trying in life? I'd be shocked if they did, not that they don't. | I was high when I wrote that and was thinking of Germany and how the citizens accept and embrace higher taxes for the benefit and welfare of their children's education/future | |
So he brought a commodity that was wanted elsewhere to a market that didn't need them and this somehow made him a lot of money. Do you even economics? | Did you even read the wikipedia? | |
I already tried reading the prospectus into the microphone at the Wendy’s drive thru. I just want to know if I should short it in January! | Over 1 mil views of the add. 2% conversing rate can add 250 mil in new sales and proscription. So I say since we are at WBS go short and put all the way | |
Yep just saw warning on IB. Going to close at open tomorrow. | IB users rise up! There are literally dozens of us | |
Hopefully yours isn’t about to check out too | Boom | |
No one knows. (jk) They basically provide a fast and easy way for companies to set up their own websites to sell their products and services. | That's it ? Dang | |
Man. Brokerages these days. How do they expect a man to commit financial fraud. Don’t they realize I’ve got a coke addiction to support. | Well, and hookers. Don’t forget the hookers. | |
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man | JUST PLAIN OLD TURD DOOTY | |
Chuck daddy is the best | lols chuck daddy | |
Ruthless CEO 😈 | 😈😈👊💪 | |
thats why I have the 220's. As long as the stock hits $243 I'll break even. | Isnt the break even point $236? I thought you have to divide the commission by 100 when factoring it in. | |
After the cybertruck fiasco, I've adopted a new pre-event trading strategy: buy two-three weeks before event, if expectations are positive, keep and sell two days BEFORE the event. Then it doesn't matter how the event goes, I still pocket my 2-3%. | 'Don't trade the news trade the hype' | |
Guys got yolo in the name and just told you to cash out for pennies, that's comedy right there. | The disrespect. | |
News? I only heard positive things | Nvm, I done goofed | |
Any other ways to hedge MCD, been having difficulty getting back on track since CEO's departure | It's been like 2 months | |
I'm autistic, what does that mean? | I'm pretty sure he means to get in when new trend is established | |
this is bad for $MU | Everything is bad for $MU. | |
U want me to take a screenshot of all 3 accs and splice them up into one to for this post? Sounds like too much work. | ban. | |
When is FOMO? | Always | |
Exactly what i said earlier today. I used all my free cash to sell amazon puts for this week tho so i cant join now lol | I feel like selling amazon puts is super dangerous heading into tariff week. | |
I knoooww. We'll have to buy them a candy cane or something for christmas. | Lube. That's what we get the bears. | |
Tomorrow is the day, we will begin our ascent to $80 by 2020. | this is the way | |
A stock doubling in 5 years isn't far from ordinary | What about a stock fucktupling in 5 years? | |
You know you will | The 5% of us that have the funds will. | |
I got their meat right here | Feed me your meat bb | |
I get a distinct feeling that, while a light may be flashing and alarm bells ring, nobody is sober enough to understand what it means | They're too busy snorting lines of coke in the shape of the US | |
Goes the boomer | Four score and seven GUHs ago | |
They fired all of them today | Good riddance | |
Cocksucka | That’s my line you scallawag | |
They’ll be green today | Promise? The Fed is speaking today and trump is too distracted by impeachment to remember he has to delay tariffs | |
That's what they said about ULTA | Hey hey - I said the run up! Most of us bulls learned a valuable lesson on that ULTA earnings call. | |
Lawsuit? | they got caught being jewish and lied about their FX chips saying they were octo core. They were actually quad core and got smacked by a class action lawsuit. The final payout for the class action suit is still due. | |
BULL GANG HOLD THE BAGS | BAGS ARE GETTIN REAL HEAVY | |
where were you last week dude, I got store brand last night for more than double that shit. I got robbed | Dude, you gotta look at the weekly circulars. Three weeks ago prime rib was on sale. This week was sirloin. Multiple times I've seen ground beef and ground turkey go for $5 for 3 lbs. | |
Did we meet at The Aria? | Lol no but did you run to the ATM after you emptied your wallet? | |
Me two | Me ow | |
Yeah he means in long term I think, morning boner is for FDs | FD Stonks go up too | |
This is the way. | This is the way | |
Is the increase because you are buying more or are the prices just going up, if you don't mind me asking | Buying more. We are rolling out a new test with a new CMS code in February so we expect our per client sample volume to increase by 40%. | |
Forget the hookers too because we won't be able to pay them. | WE'LL PAY THEM IN PUTS | |
Guh Empire Strikes Back | The Force GUHwakens | |
I know, that's why I used it to respond to you. 😎 | Thanks for reminding me who I am cocksucka! I'm back cocksuckas! | |
China only gets 1% pork from USA | But now that their emergency pork reserves are running low.... | |
no dude. no. | i was asking haha not that i was gonna buy puts | |
Sell a 12/11 313.5 call. | 'You don’t have enough shares of SPY for the collateral needed to sell SPY $313.5 Call 12/11.' | |
That would be the opposite of an independent fed | Very much so, but I would still support it. I think it's pretty disgusting the amount of pressure he's putting on the Fed to act in his own interest. Also it'll never happen but it's fun to dream. | |
AMD CPU is made in Taiwan. | Taiwan isn't china, tho. | |
Options, google. I bot that call at 37c. | So is the profit that is showing there the increase in the price of that option contract if you were to sell it today? I am also a noob and I wanted to understand why it shows gains if stock price is still below the strike | |
Hope so shit... this was supposed to be in the bag | Nothings in the bag. We live our lives on the precipice of the Grand Canyon, without ropes or harnesses. | |
This is the way | Dis is de way | |
You mean fake news? | so fake it's not even plastic... | |
Don't see any reason to take profits yet | Sell some, let rest ride longer | |
how do u know when to take profits and cut losses tho? =/ | You have to F E E L the market. Tbh tho I just cut losses and take gains at 20% it’s not exciting but it keeps me afloat |
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