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Yeah and today China and US agreed to delay tariffs. He failed. | But... but.... impeachment? Haha | |
Google docs is free and possibly better than Samsung's 1990s-era Word knock off. | I would love to see a Chinese knockoff of the Korean knockoff of MS Word (just not on my computer, though). That should would be hilarious. | |
Gold is a short here. I'm a buyer at 1350. | not gonna hit 1350 | |
Me ow | You can take it baby, *applies more vaseline* | |
The Force GUHwakens | Attack of the GUHs | |
I was high when I wrote that and was thinking of Germany and how the citizens accept and embrace higher taxes for the benefit and welfare of their children's education/future | Lol nerds | |
What’s that? | It's what boomers use to prolong their life despite nature telling their ego it's time to go | |
Not a yacht but 70% of my kayak | Pray for a short squeeze or a red dildo might squeeze into your shorts. | |
Lmao he’s just trying to get a better entry point | the guy is living the dream, /r/wsb is screaming about PTON being overvalued, suffer in shorts, CITRON screaming about PTON being overvalued - shorts printing | |
That is called pump and dump bro its illegal | It's only illegal if you're poor, like everything else. | |
Tell me your strategy | Selling puts on dips or buying shares outright. Buying options will usually lead to losses in the longrun. | |
BAGS ARE GETTIN REAL HEAVY | *can't*... *hold*....*much*...*longer*...reeeee | |
I have spreads expiring in March. Do you have any open positions | I closed my 270c this morning when they were up about 30%. I have to transfer everything from RH to TDA so I have to sit cash while it settles then withdraw and all of that shit. I might hold off until Monday and see which direction it moves. My TDA account is cash so I can make moves intraday. | |
...yeah because there was no bull market in PE and makes it much easier to pick investments. | No but cheap leverage and the feds are dead set to prop up bad loans anyways so why not yolo? | |
Newbie detected | I don’t pay attention to trash IPOs sorry. That’s a great way to lose money | |
Looking like a negative vote. | Why’s that? Are you watching it or where you hearing that? | |
Yeah mean I just yoloed FDs for them and the Vix so I have fucking no idea what I’m doing | Same! | |
Oh man I think you might be right. If the Fed doesn't cut, then neither will Tariff Man. | I think if there’s a cut today, there may be tariffs. I think if there’s no cut, there’s no tariffs. | |
Attack of the GUHs | GUH - The Last Theta | |
Hype was just released yesterday. SPCE is back by beoing, and is speculated to cut time from long distance flights. Like a sky hyperloop. | This is wild speculation that wouldn't happen for at least 20 years and would require design changes to their craft which would then require extensive additional testing. | |
But wait, if they played sports on ESPN then what would they play on ESPN2, ESPNU, ESPN3, NFL Network, ESPN Classic, SEC Network, and Watch ESPN... | Caitlyn Jenner Christmas Special | |
Turd burgling duty (the spice melange) | He knows of the spice ! | |
We need to bring back the British East India Company so we can invest in literal trade wars! | Long £BEIC | |
Or her heart legit did go up to that rate. These things can happen. | Yeah they can. Probably more rare than a consumer watch that doesn’t have to meet healthcare standards malfunctioning | |
370 & 375 FD | Did you sell earlier? Gonna hold until tomorrow at this point | |
u/neverforgetreddit u/nwordcountbot | 😁 | |
No way space x buys this pos | Richard Branson does have an ok history of making successful companies....like 1/10 or something | |
I would love to see a Chinese knockoff of the Korean knockoff of MS Word (just not on my computer, though). That should would be hilarious. | And not full of security vulnerabilities. | |
I literally started busting out in a silent restaurant after reading it. People now think I'm crazy. | Well you better tell them you're on the spectrum. | |
I did it with Visa and now Amazon. I can't win | F. 😭 | |
Ok, but I still might sell some of this position, because I’m a coward. | Yeah that is a reasonable thougth | |
naked i assume? on 2 week charts and a 6 month chart my eye sees them technically poised to pop but also amzn has had a red december for the last 5 years in a row. also isnt amazon in the middle of a lawsuit right now or something? pretty sure they are blaming the president for something, and trying to zerg the jedi contract from microsoft. and seeing as there is a 0% chance of that happening, seems like a shit time to have a naked long position | Yup I thought it was poised to break out when I got in last week and pain | |
This DD is breathtaking | I’ve spent the last 420.69 hours sitting in a bush outside my local game stop and can confirm it’s only 12 year olds with their mothers | |
Long Midgets | Short midgets | |
On going last few months. Apparently some dudes were doing a bunch of ghost rides that came to a tune of $300 million. He said this season was horrible it has been only getting short crappy trips | Do you mind sharing where you live ? Which state ? Also we’re the fines by Fedex? Or is it a gov investigation ? | |
Ur gay | It’s true though. His ass was fkn toast. | |
Take it all out and leave 50k to trade with. Pay off everything, stick some in savings, invest some in a managed account, lose 46k yoloing and struggle with meager account while posting here for the forseeable future. | Winner | |
Why dont you get stonk instead?I picked up 800 ACB yesterday. | I have commitment issues. | |
Not yet. Too new, it will bounce around while it’s still a meme. When people stop talking about it, go short. | Buyer 2000 PTON Jan 50 calls | |
for what like 1.00? | got like $40 a pop for them | |
But if they actually impeach him how will they farm more karma off orange man | Because impeachment isn’t removal from office | |
It’s ok, nothing to write home about. Maybe dinner tonight ? | With Grinder u can skip straight to the butt stuff | |
I didn’t I got scared. Probably wait until after Powell | how the fuck you gon' get rich if you scared to take a risk | |
Should I just set a limit order for by shares and hope it gets filled? It's toast right? | I’m not sure. The drug is used in other countries and they are supposed to get word if it’s approved in China this month I think. I’m not really sure if it’s best to cut losses or hold. I think it’s toast unless it was priced in | |
5 days of horrible volume & huge swings. Gonna blow off the top soon | Did you say my puts can pay off my student debt? | |
Auto Mod! Someone is trying to teach me something, I feel threatened | Ignore that shit. | |
I'd encourage everyone who wants to learn about options trading to follow this example. Just click some buttons, don't worry about the specifics such as what puts and calls are. You'll figure it out once you post your losses on reddit. | I seem to be getting a friend request from Robinhood Risk Management. Deleted! | |
Don’t worry. They crush earnings and guidance will be very nice. The retail trend has been really nice | Agreed. I swung heavy last week on COST so I hope you’re right. | |
Does that make my dad gay or you gay? | We both engage in homosexual intercourse regularly. | |
Same. I didn't think mine could keep growing but here we are | im gonna end up coppin a double on SHARES. not even options. outright silliness. got 2 or 3 similarly promising biotech stocks i'm lookin at for ~50% of my gains afterwards to keep the train rolling. | |
No more gayer than someone who got their username from a background character from The Fairly Oddparents. | Salty | |
I’m loaded mouth to ass with AMRN calls. Different strikes. Have Jan, feb,April, June’s, 2021 calls. | Same on the Jan. I grabbed a ton of weeklies in case buyout rumors turned out to be true. | |
What was bid ask on the July $40’s? | 4.50-5 same as it is now | |
I’m skeptical to even touch it | I didn’t end up doing it. I tried to do a bear out spread but it didn’t go through before close | |
Im still safe but im starting to sweat. Wish it was Friday already | Amzn always ends at 1749.99 on Friday's. | |
The legal settlement is almost 3x the entire market cap of the company. Yikes? How will they come up with that much cash? | Insurance and state subsidies. The state doesn’t want to run it cause they’ll fuck it up. | |
So you brought calls and sold puts?? Is that correct? | Ya. If you would own the stock anyway might as well do it like that. | |
Even without nukes, this doesn't bode well. | Americans won't wake up soon enough. | |
I think I would call a lawyer before making that trade. Absolutely nothing wrong with it if you see some potential. | For sure, thanks | |
You still holding those puts? | Yes, that's why he's saying crazy shit. Wait till Dec 20. | |
The problem is I bought FSLY (shares) at the literal top | Oof yeah that musta sucked. On the bright side tho you had some nice loss porn to stroke your dick to | |
How successful is it so far? | Pretty decent, trying to build capital without borrowing at the moment. It's tech so I just do it naked on my sofa. | |
you should post in r/biotechplays next time u take an addy, you might become mod | Lmfao when I wrote that all I was actually on my ADHD medicine vyvanse studying for cell-bio finals | |
Bullshit, the guy is an ignorant who gives voice to other crying ignorants. Bunch of people with no jobs. | This aged well | |
WE'LL PAY THEM IN PUTS | PUTS it in the mouth. | |
You're literally famous for being retarded. | Yeah, but at least he's not white /s | |
When was the last time you saw a republican protest? There’s a democrat protest outside of every trump rally... tell me again who’s always in outrage mode :) | Lol they were protesting all the time under Obama. But most recently was all the proud boy/white nationalist rallies until a right winger killed somebody. Then their protests “died” down | |
Hyperinflation is bad for rich people and the poorest of the poor. For everyone else it's quite a nice feature. | Why is it bad for rich people? Rich people don’t have a lot of assets sitting in cash. They are in risk assets that keep up with inflation. The poor are in debt so they don’t care. It’s the middle savers and retirees sitting in cash that get fucked. | |
AMD | That hit me right in the portfolio. | |
honestly i would buy a 9/11 themed pocket pussy | Only if it came with a pair of Twin Titties | |
i took puts | I got the puts. So glad I did. | |
Hypersonic shit is cool though | It makes so much noise though. One of problems of Concorde | |
can we get zoominfo data from people who frequent casinos? they'd eat that value prop the fuck UP | Yh that’d be epic!!! I don’t know exactly where it is but I’m sure there’s a ton of data available that could be used. | |
you buy the short option that is close to get in the money. | Close to in the money sounds like it would be expensive to purchase. Isn't the better strategy to just let it ride until the Rogue Wave is gone? | |
$8.6B revenue | If you do this to frontier just be nice to them. My dad retires from there next year if they don’t collapse beforehand lol | |
It’s the year 2096, China and the U.S are still in a trade | 🔥 | |
Eggs Fucking Zack Lee | Bong apple queef | |
Ya it's like+33 right now | Nice. I have 86/87 spread expiring this Friday. I missed that spike . | |
Shkreli* | Oh shit! Thanks | |
The $6.5p is trading at $0.59 right now. What do you think it will jump to in the morning? I don’t want to set it too low and miss gains but also need it to not be too high so it actually fills. | Use an options calculator based on the price in the morning then set your sell price a few cents lower. | |
People also seem to forget that they can literally change their business to whatever they want since they seem to have the liquidity to do so, and plenty of room to move in terms of consolidation. | Fully half the stores here now are dedicated to high margin pop culture crap. Funko Dolls, branded board games, figurines and branded peripherals. Constantly kids walking out of their with $25 pokemon plushies that some poor Chinese bastard made for 0.18c | |
But are they worse than stocktwits? | Looks the same to me. Damn you for making me create and account to find out | |
I was merely making an observation about how beautiful self-made rich people are | If you want to climb that ladder you gotta work it, girl | |
I got a good scalp when Japan went red | nice!!!! Mine was before Japan opened. How often do you trade /ES? | |
Been eyeing that stock like a hawk all week. Gonna scalp puts on Thurs/Fri if it keeps creeping up. Option sellers will lose around 5 mil this Friday if the stock stays at 62 | 12/20 puts? | |
Yeah I have to yolo 2k somewhere and lose it so I can stay below the next tax bracket. Taxes are designed by the dumbest people I swear. And no I’m not donating. I want calls on AMD | That’s not how tax brackets work. | |
True, but Tendies 🍗 | Tendies are Tendies | |
No nigga | u/nwordcountbot | |
Pretty decent, trying to build capital without borrowing at the moment. It's tech so I just do it naked on my sofa. | What's the profit so far? I created one with LSTM's which looks crazy when you see the 90% accuracy of predictions.. then you realize its just a shifted version of the previous day. Then I did one with TA indicators (ADX, MACD, RSI) and 74% of the decisions have been accurate so far. | |
It’s an emoji those could be raisins, chocolate chips, small pieces of feces, who knows | Maybe even ants? I hear that they taste a little peppery. | |
Go slightly above mid price next time | No I don’t mean get an order filled, I mean AMZN can’t hold gains to save its life right now. Appreciate the advice though :) | |
The ONLY reason that Elon Musk's space wet dream didn't go bankrupt is because of government contracts. SPCE will go bankrupt without being subsidized by the taxpayers like SpaceX. | New contracts any day as you bash | |
No one goes to subway, the one near me closed and i live in nyc where there isnt a shortage of customers. | Subway has a history of franchising locations poorly. We had two subways 5 blocks from eachother on the same road with the same traffic. Took a year for the one 5 blocks farther away from the college campus to close down after opening. | |
It’s when you marry your boyfriend and gain a new capital letter in your name | You're retarded. It's when you take over the capital city of a county in a war... | |
Now .05 , not too sure | It's a $50 lottery ticket. No big deal if it goes south. | |
U holding still? I am | Lol yes I sold some during the pop this morning and bought back in to lower cost average in the afternoon. My average for 17Jan $100 is now down to $.70ea which I feel pretty good about. | |
Can’t wait to see this play out by Friday. What was it, 80% of stock was floated short? Yikes. | wut does that mean? | |
It mattered for that one starfish. | But there are always more, maybe even the same starfish again. | |
I love Buddhism and can accept that life is suffering and you sew the seeds of your own suffering. But you can't expect a being to transcend it's inner nature and yet so many are trapped in a cycle of suffering. I feel like my job is an all you can eat buffet of human suffering. Sometimes some lucky people can make a small difference but there are always more. It feels like Sisyphus going against the Wu Wei. | Yeah many if not most people are trapped in a cycle of suffering, but I think much of that is reflective of our corrupt society. Really, there’s something truly rotten in the state of Denmark. I think if you genuinely want to make an impact then utilize your unique talents to change any of the myriad of systemic problems. People are prematurely cynical. | |
Incorrect. I bought puts like an hour before close or something. | Why wouldnt u short at 20 or something |
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