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You won’t | You're right. I won't. Already balls deep in calls I can't afford to close | |
Lol hopefully you saved 2-3k for taxes | *IRS has entered the chat* | |
Everyone makes money the first trade. | Nope. | |
Fully half the stores here now are dedicated to high margin pop culture crap. Funko Dolls, branded board games, figurines and branded peripherals. Constantly kids walking out of their with $25 pokemon plushies that some poor Chinese bastard made for 0.18c | Yep. People have outdated views on GameStop. I'm not a bull, but I don't think they're dying. Toys'R Us wouldn't have even died if it weren't for leveraged buyout fuckups. GameStop seems safe from that. | |
Link to DD on abus? | just search ABUS under wsb and look for frosty's post | |
Going in 16C 12/20 tomorrow. After the governor approves funding in the next week it should print $$$ | This is what I was looking for. 16C on 12/20 is pretty ballsy. They’re still exiting bankruptcy - I’m with you on calls I just am trying to decide a good expiry | |
AMD moon | The real DD is always in the comments. Thanks man | |
GAAAAYYYY | only if the tips touch | |
JUST PLAIN OLD TURD DOOTY | Orville Redenbacher encrusted corn kernel DOOTY | |
Tendies are Tendies | Tendieitis | |
He needs to lose more than $400m this time for trying to fuck the momentum. | Dreamshot | |
This is what is called a hostile takeover, though you should really try to by 51% | Don’t have the money, also not Batman. If I tried to just buy up shares in blocks the price would go up. In my pipe dream, I’d have to go direct with an offer. | |
In NY. Gladly will. Please send ulgy rich girl location. | Midtown | |
Subway has a history of franchising locations poorly. We had two subways 5 blocks from eachother on the same road with the same traffic. Took a year for the one 5 blocks farther away from the college campus to close down after opening. | Just called UPS about franchise opportunity in a hotel. Seems reasonable. | |
That man had a family | Died this day 12 December at the ripe old age of $420 | |
Board probably meets at the local WeWork. Podunk no money company. Buy a stake in company to get the job, job to get the money and maybe equity value goes up. You are right, actual job would suck, but I’d do it if I owned a slice of the company . want some prestige and not work for someone else. | I have an idea. What if everyone who worked at a company also owned a portion? And the only people who could own it are people who work there? | |
Wasn't the data due out like monday? | 'a few/couple of days'... Whatever that means by the ceo last week. But just note that even with the big gap up this morning, it's not even the data that will propell $PTI 3x at least because their drug is going to be a competitior to a $55 billion big pharma giant. $PTI is only $180 million company I believe. | |
$69 | I’ll Venmo daddy | |
Don’t celebrate too early. Futures are gay AND fake. | Unless you trade them, in which case they're awesome and fun | |
Can't sue the gov't, so.... | You literally can sue the government. | |
Are you dumb or something? | You must be new here | |
Puts on boomers. | their DTE is coming soon | |
See you after finals. | He's just going for the student loans. | |
Fuck that JohnnyDongus guy. | hey leave my dongus outta this | |
So common in fact, that instead of just saying it, you act like you're smarter than everyone asking you what it means. Thanks for making WSB great! | why can't you just be a big boy and do a little DD by yourself man? I was out to dinner, but I still don't owe anything to you. quit acting like a brat. WSB has been great for as long as I've been here, so guess i am helping. | |
Gme still has something like $4 in cash for every share. | Value trap. Idk why they r pissing money away with buy backs. | |
thats pussy shit and cuts in on your profits. if you lose money youre gunna lose money doesnt matter if you hedge. but if you make money you make less money so why would u hedge | If you hedge you lose less profit if you’re right, if you are right you lose less money 🤷🏽♂️ | |
Yeah, I wish I was smart enough to figure that kind of stuff out, but I'm lucky enough I can make enough off markets that I don't need to be. | It's probably what got me into IT in my late 20s, decided to study computer science soon after that. Now I'm trying to get into investment/trading but I'm not sure this is the right place to learn about that stuff lol | |
“This market is running on borrowed time” lmao Nostradamus in the building. We’re you also saying that at 300, 305 & 310? | What the fuck is 5 to 10 points on a 300 point security. Shut the fuck up | |
It’s legal where these companies are lol?? | Your right but I was also thinking of Acreage although they are tied to cgc. But I think if US gets approved it’s a huge market potential. | |
Look at delta. Zero is neutral, positive is bullish, negative is bearish. Straddles with deep ITM puts would therefore be bearish because the delta would skew heavily towards the put, being negative. | Ty | |
What the hell is a jade lizard? | Google | |
IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT TO LOSE IT NOW | This! I need 45 cents on the dollar for my structured settlement so I can participate in 99 cents on the dollar losses in my structured lottery ticket investment vehicle! | |
a 3% return over a year is barely beating inflation | If at all | |
319.50/318.50 and 308.50/307.50 you can tie up $100 for two or three days for $13-15 premium. That's a good return. | That’s more than I thought you would get for such a wide spread - enjoy your easy money! | |
Wait, stop the presses... are you saying it’s either going to go up or down? | Yup! | |
Yea I see the dilution is crazy but they are also still expanding around the world. They also just opened a retail store and got some kind of CBD oil approval in ireland. So you wouldnt touch it for now? | If you dont expect to get a profit and hold it for 2 years then it's an okay spot for entry. If you hope to see profits in the next 6 months then I would wait for a catalyst to indicate a turn around | |
Not true, but our laws affect us the most, lol. It sounds like it hasn't gone as well as expected in Canada as far as profits go. I'll be curious if the legal market here can beat the illegal one. | No chance the state sells dope better than Tony | |
You ever heard of Truck Nutz? I put my fleshlight on my ball hitch | Lmfao | |
just learn to code and yolo a 100k salary for less time | Coders are making 8 bucks an hour. At least that's what I learned when I read the story on who designed the Boeing 737 MCAS software. | |
I fly the budget airline whenever I can, and even it has Wifi. | really ? for business I'm usually on American and last time I flew like 3 months ago, you had to buy it. otherwise I use Jetblue which is included in the price i'm assuming. | |
It's -20% vs +1% S&P since earnings. that's a RAMMING | oh yeah. lol I didn't mean since earnings. | |
sold all them | Yeah I just did the same | |
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME | THOSE WHO BUY ARE JUSTIFIED | |
Good luck to you as well. :) | now kiss | |
Don’t have the capital or the method to buy 51%. | Can I interest you in infinite leverage? I did suggest Robinhood after all... | |
Agreed. If it’s breaks the 17.26 support, I think we could see a huge bounce back. Definitely worth watching. | Two bounces. Alright this is starting to look juicy. Waiting til noon. | |
I know a lot of retards here think it’s just a meme stock but I genuinely believe it’s gonna be big. | nah way too many competitors they got nothing unique, any idiot can sell a bike with a screen attached. | |
I have some Jans. Don’t really know why cus I bought them as a hedge but closed all my bullish positions already | Oh nice, I’ve got 38.50 12/27. Hoping to make some bank on them end of week | |
Sorry, I should’ve consulted you about the status of the Repo Market first. My apologies. | damn skippy | |
I sold right after power hour | I say that every time but fuck me if I ever do. I have a good feeling about tmrw morning. Playing the adrenaline game until then | |
Im glad i inversed this and made 20% i can always count on u for free inverse tendies | Inverse this? That doesnt make any sense. How did you inverse a straddle? You didnt even read this you blubbering fucktard lol. | |
I have an idea. What if everyone who worked at a company also owned a portion? And the only people who could own it are people who work there? | What if the workers seized the means of production | |
I sold my PTON puts already. It's all about calls now, baby! | Idk about that one chief, it’s got the FSLY set up | |
Doesn’t matter it’s going down | hoping so - otherwise i have to go back to holding options overnight again and that sucks | |
all in lulu calls | Always bet on $BECKY | |
The stock market is not a place for jokes. | Disagree. | |
Why does Citron keep referencing Minnesota as some kind of metric? Is it because of our brutal winters? | MN Shares = Minnesota cold = Cold bad = Shares Down. That's about my comprehension level. | |
Can I get an F? | No but you can hold this L | |
gainz | Yes, but it only matters what happens after earnings. To the moon! | |
theta gang is an investing cult that sorta kinda gangbangs the market. gotta be in it to win it right? | I just discovered theta gang etfs like $KNG, $HSPX and $QYLD which is awesome because now all I do is sit around and collect tendies | |
Hahahahahaha no. I had a friend that used to work there and employees would take new games home, play them, bring them back, shrink wrap them again, and sell them as new. | When I worked there, we would play games we bought for weeks, shrink wrap them, take them to Walmart and get a full refund for the game. | |
The trend is your friend and the trend is BEARISH. | No u stupid fuck I make profit u don’t tell me how to trade when u don’t being profit bullish | |
Well hell, I could sure use that for mine then | The event just started so we shall see | |
why pick up cheap weed stocks when you can pick up cheep weed? | Not far from the truth, black market weed is cheaper by nearly half. It cost too much to produce commercially. | |
It's fun in a sense that you can play with backtesting whatever indicator and price movement combinations you can think of. I once spent couple month writing and testing various algos but they were mostly only breaking even. Sounds like you found something better, congrats on that. | It's just finding a small edge and managing risk very well, Id say managing risk is the most important key part. | |
I'm bagholding ACB (~$7.5 average) and APHA (~$5.5 average), I can't bring myself to average down | Ouch | |
You don't pay taxes on losing your portfolio | most american thing i've ever read. | |
Balls deep on pton. Keep doubling down on calls. I can feel pton to 45 in my bones. | I dunno why I can feel it in my ass and its painful. | |
It’s cold out I’m not changing into shorts | My grandmother would yell at you if she saw that outfit smh | |
Happy to! its only 20 calls. But, it does represent 20% of my autfolio | According to this [youtuber](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJo2lHe78NY), it's future looks pretty bleak. | |
They were supposed to present at a conference this week, could've been today | Nope presentations were Monday | |
Oops. | ? | |
Sorry, we priced that in already | Erroneous | |
Now I am down 2% | God bless | |
I literally feel the dopamine firing off while reading this. | Wait until it has another up day haha. That might never come- but imagine if it does | |
Oh baby I did :) | You safely in the money now, by 25 bones. If RH auto sells for you tmmr, just get your money and uninstall lol. Those calls will be worthless by Friday close | |
15% is double implied. Personally I think they will have a significant beat, but if they don't I hope you are able to hit. | How is yours today Theta decay? | |
Pussy, you’re missing a tendies train. | I know dawg I know | |
Nope. Under balances on tos app it tells you how much commission you have spent YTD | Right, but the YTD P/L doesn't include that so you just have to do some simple subtraction. | |
If it wasn't just Boeing and Airbus, BA would be on trouble. Until there is more competition (never) always bet on BA. | That’s a good point, at most BA back log can temporarily decrease | |
Good in jail u can sell ass for money 💵 | I don't need to be in jail to do that bby | |
so prostitute yourself with buttstuff? Got it! | Get outta here. This is my corner | |
Like take their money away or guillotine cull? | Both. | |
Been trimming some calls today up 35 percent to get back to about the original screenshot I posted. Taking these free tenders before the show starts | Trimming is always good | |
It’s the massive spike in membership that is appealing to investors. They are opening more throughout the year. | Are they releasing those numbers in the ER or have they already released that info? Obvs if they already gave the figure, it's priced in. | |
Yea, my girlfriend is a dr and said the same thing. She said I could have a mild case of ADHD. I def need the Klonopin for anxiety but also something to get me going and motivated. I've tried antidepressants but they didn't do anything. | I understand. I’ve taken a very long journey to find a med regimen that works. Be careful taking klonopin long term though. I have a family member who was on it for decades because of a doctor’s negligence and it caused damage. Good luck! | |
Probably not today but could before the week is over. I'm not playing this though. I needed it to hold over 17.26 before noon. | What is so special about noon? | |
According to this [youtuber](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJo2lHe78NY), it's future looks pretty bleak. | His channel is a dedicated smear campaign against his former employee. I don't necessarily disagree but it's a pretty narrow vantage point being given. | |
That is income generation, it's not a hedge. I sold those for $50 a call so, 1,300 for a week or so. | Titties | |
most american thing i've ever read. | Hotdog | |
Wallet in the front so you don't get scoliosis | Awww 😍 nice medical tip | |
Me too brother... but Im worried now that all the other WSB autists seem to be doing the same thing. | We’ll share tenders or tears together | |
I dunno why I can feel it in my ass and its painful. | Sounds like you've been riding the Ass Pounder 4000 instead of a peloton... | |
don’t know if we see it today but I have no insight into exact timing | Nobody does. It'd be nice but we should start seeing some action soon. Its going to be near instant whenever it happens. Shit is fucking insane. | |
Let's start a wsb premium snap | with blackjack and hookers? | |
how I read it is that everything this insider told him about the dealings and their status/progression runs antithesis to tariffs being applied right now | Fair enough. I think he’s probably right that tariffs won’t be applied. But he’s dead wrong we are anywhere near a trade deal. | |
That’s nothing, I was called racist for stating that Antarctica was not melting | Lmao! Whole world lost its mind and its balls.. fuck a recession.. we need another plague.. | |
Just got it, thanks again! | No problem! | |
Want to look at dec 26th 2018 for me? | 11-24th tho was steadily down |
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