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I had a good paying job which allowed me to WFH 3-4 days a week. I hated it. | You hate everything. | |
I just did actually, it’s the not the main body of the church, just their investment firm “Ensign” | Where’d the investment firm get $100b huh? It didn’t just appear. | |
I know right?? I lose money on SPY Every. Single. Time. | Sounds like you need to buy longer dates calls? Spy keeps going up over time. | |
Everyone who’s reading this, it’s probably too late. | As in they will go up or they won't make the money. I'm new to this so I'm not sure but to me this seems like it has a decent chance to pay out well. I'm not reading that incorrect, right? Obviously nothing is guaranteed tho | |
Is there a tax rate for those returns? | you write off the percentage of your losses that is your income tax percentage, so if 20% income tax and your loss is $250, you write off $50. check with an accountant for exactly how to do this because us normies end up fucking it up | |
baby girl, we let the gays have the spaces by the windows to chase off homophobes and for our 'fire island 2' cover. the real party is downstairs Eyes Wide Shut style. | More like 'Guy's Wide Butts' am I right? | |
Bold of you to assume any of us have a life or career 🥴 | i always think the best of you guys. | |
you realize ACB is a canadian company | For sure. I'm hoping for an overflow of sorts across the whole industry. Sell the news? | |
They are all closed out. I scalp in and out | Yeah, show the history of plays | |
No. | Post positions | |
porque no los dos al mismo tiempo? | l'un ne peut pas commencer tandis que l'autre continue | |
Holiday- $TSLA Earnings day. Religious symbol- rope. | Patron saint AMD Sue | |
Taste this dick | I prefer your dad's. | |
To and too are also two different things. | That 5% he lost probably didn't matter too much then. | |
sell something way out of money then and slowly make money. | like that OptionSellers dude? seems like a great plan, I'll sell out of the money calls on natural gas | |
To bad we’re gonna jack it and turn it into a ring station | Legitimate salvage. | |
Sorry 🤪 | No you're not | |
Honestly just joking man, that was great DD. Regardless of the outcome, thanks for that. | I like the DD to. Can’t win em all. Luckily I had mostly shares I will just sit on now | |
I see HD is trading well this morning. What made you double your position? | I didn’t. I’m on night shift and didn’t get up for market open. But I’m holding 10 217.5 calls. They’re up $1200 today. | |
You'll be asking the exact same question soon, for quite a while | How long you been wanting to ask that question? | |
F, hope it works out but your probably to fucked from theta | Thank you | |
Given that you can have a house there for about 10k, no. No they don't. | Where. Link? | |
It could be, but there’s nothing out there yet with regards to a buyout. They also have a legal case about a generic drug, I believe. And, yeah, I’ll be holding my January calls and stocks, but I don’t have much faith in a catalyst to change this trend any time soon. | Screw it I bought more. Let's see some of the confirmation bias. | |
IVR 30+ | Dope! | |
Is that how everyone got stretch marks on their cheeks around here? | Why is it that you rip people’s’ pants and examine their ass? | |
Gotta stop loss that shit😂🤣 | I tried, lawyer said 'Your autism wont help you win this case' | |
Grandpa stock | Might buy half a Boeing share if it hits 300 | |
does it smell good? | It smells like the ocean. | |
stocktwits | ST is fucking eye cancer | |
ya man i guessed wrong. congrats! | Thanks man but nothing to be excited about until I realize the gain. Learned it the hard way on AMRN this week! | |
Welcome home retard | Hell yeah, I love this place. | |
Yeah, it makes them happy, so I don’t think it’s my place to shake up their faith. Not for me tho! | I somewhat disagree. Look at it this way: I was raised mormon. I went to BYU and before I went on my mission, I found out a lot about the LDS org that I didn't know before. They have a saying of teaching 'milk before meat'. They had hidden it from me and nobody wanted to 'shake up my faith' my whole life. I wish more people would have brought it up before because I would have known I'm in a cult. | |
Sold the 152.5p/170c. Free money. | you might be in slight danger | |
I hope you’re right. More than half my account is in SPY calls right now. | Same here got 60 contracts of SPY 217 and 219 Calls 12/27 and not feeling good...was up 11% on 20 contract for the 217 yesterday and wanted wait to see if we stay in the 320s today..but seams like its having turtles and snails ride... | |
Have you gotten vertified yet? It took me 8 months for a mod to vertify me. | How do you convince them | |
Boeing isn't in QQQ or TQQQ. | Oh ok let them shits tank then | |
160p | its drilling like a bitch. nice | |
Zing. Should hit 22-23. | You might be on to something here... | |
Same actually | Oh yeah me too; you're my favorite Bob Johnson. | |
I don't know I just huff paint then think of things | Ah, the Charlie Kelly portfolio theory | |
cheeks | Yeah that’s what you spread after you run them for a while | |
I use tastyworks and they show you the 1 and 2 sigma values (standard deviation). I pretty much just sell the put and call right on the inside of the 1sigma. Sometimes I move one side in a little if I feel like it will move in one direction or another. | That was literally exactly what i was gonna do. | |
Hiding from my wife | Lol AAA rated comment | |
When's that? | a long long time from now..it needs to get really bad | |
Wtf happened to CHK? I had sold like 8 shares for like 5¢ profit each back in July 30th. Hadn't given CHK a second thought since then. Back then it was $1.63 now its .8168¢ | I'm going hard on CHK. All of energy has had a nice rebound the last few weeks. I'm going to keep riding it to see how long it lasts | |
Where. Link? | [Here](https://data.cityofchicago.org/widgets/iinq-m3rg) is the gun crime heatmap. Zoom in to the deep red zones for the deals! | |
148c same expiry | Did you guys get burned? My put didn't get filled and I didn't have time to day trade. My other calls and puts got sodomized. It hurts. | |
even if he gives us proof he's still gay | Don't be jelly bby | |
If it's such a wonderful trade deal -- why hasn't been signed, sealed, delivered, and incorporated. Volatility is on it's way back I think. | Legal text, agreements and full commitments takes time | |
Fuq u 2 you | Lol u mad | |
For real. My coworker lived in Englewood and she legit said she slept in the bathtub because her house had gotten a few bullets through it. Cheap rent though. Like $700 a month for a 3 bedroom house. | Was her bathtub 500mm steel reinforced or something? | |
I have dsyxlia. | I too have dailysx | |
I followed Marty into the breach | Ah god did you buy $90c | |
I averaged down way too early too, got both nuts in there now. 12/20s and 12/27s. | fuck bro why do we do tihs to ourselves!! | |
That shit is pretty entertaining though | For sure. That's why I subbed | |
18/F/CA | Hey bb, I have a great investment opportunity. Do you have a minute to chat? | |
I feel you 100%. Fried is best. Lately I have just been craving grilled chicken sandwiches. Cook out has a good one. Am I gay? | yes | |
AMC will not go up, Disney will, but not by a significant amount. This movie isn't estimated to bring in alot of revenue compared to others | As an AMC bag holder I think you’re right, but I wish you weren’t | |
No one like the Apple Watch | I returned two series 5 Apple watches yesterday. It’s the same watch as series 4 but with a new feature that could have easily been added in a series 4 software update. | |
Did you guys get burned? My put didn't get filled and I didn't have time to day trade. My other calls and puts got sodomized. It hurts. | down 30% | |
Same here broski. A nice 10% down day | We got this! | |
[Here](https://data.cityofchicago.org/widgets/iinq-m3rg) is the gun crime heatmap. Zoom in to the deep red zones for the deals! | Red means profit | |
Damn they only gave me level 2. That was probably because I said I told the truth and said that I had no income. | Classic mistake | |
What strike and expiration? About to sell some call spreads tomorrow at open | 380 12/27 | |
Theta gonna eat you alive man lol... | I’ve got 104 long theta on the other end of this trade 🤣 | |
The Church of Tendies Christ of Latter Day Gains | Upvote for your motherfucker | |
I like the DD to. Can’t win em all. Luckily I had mostly shares I will just sit on now | I’m debating if selling covered calls is worth it. It’s free money if I sell it around my cost basis so worst case I get called and break even | |
Na you just brand them cults, because the only difference between a cult and a religion is that in a religion the 'prophet' has been dead for a while. | Mormons and Scientologists have existed for less than 200 years. How do they make the cut for this bullshit | |
Hey I remembered you by your sub tag you were complaining about being a grandma | Being the sub granny isn't as prestigious as a theta gang soldier so obviously im going to bitch about it. | |
This morning I was nearly there- fucking thing slammed down @ open 2.5%. I almost sold so many times since taking the positions- happpy I held through. | It dips in the morning almost every day these days. Then it recovers. I started daytrading that pattern. Not sure how long it'll hold, but on no news end of year, it might. | |
Planning to buy calls near 300. Bad? | For the next few days I’d say so | |
Utah’s population is also expected to grow by 50% by 2050 because of all the babies the Mormons pump out. Definitely buy a house there if you want to have guaranteed real estate appreciation. | True. Mormons are baby factories. But, it's also true that Utah grew more from transplants than internal population growth. Also, I own 3 homes in SLC. I sold one last year. Can confirm SLC real estate has better returns than any of my shares -- and I was long $75k shares of SHOP last year. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Cheers. | |
Apple Watch is on sale for $175?? | I could only find some for 3 something I'll keep looking | |
Marry into it | Don’t think I haven’t thought about it. | |
Ugh fine. I’ve started working on it today. Expect a new video at the end of the week. I’m surprised how popular it is so I’ll put more focus on it. Just be prepared that episode 7 isn’t the most impressive trade. | I'm still excited. I've learned tons from the series. | |
Dude I'd slap down a $100 deposit on a Tesla Winnebago | Tesselbago just rolls off the tongue. | |
Wait for the call at 5:30. Just to be sure | Call went as bad as I hoped. I think I’m gonna be better when the hedge funds start trimming their positions tomorrow and the downgrades roll in. | |
I prefer your dad's. | ...but you are your dad, late 90s Trent is that you? | |
One word: GREED | We know how this ends. | |
Keep holding brother. I had $60 calls for 20cents and I thought I might need tbe money so I sold. I should've just waited it out I'd be up so much more | same i sold some for 100% and some for 600% | |
Good because i have 20k in calls and 40k in shares. | Nice | |
Wow we get it, you have a degree | Arm and hammer is better | |
Id say probably more than a handful, $430k isn't that much. | Regardless, it's a small percentage of the population. | |
Who do congressman/women represent? Their states interests..... and you can bet big Ag and other commercial companies involved or looking at getting stakes in the industry arent going to allow Canada or EU marijuana products into the US without putting up a huge fight. | Oh wow. | |
I know right, fucking things don't fit in the hole | That's what she said | |
Thanks | Highly recommend if you have the time! It’s one of my favorite tv shows. Picks up speed and really just gets so insane | |
NVDA toasted my ass big time in 2016. It’s on my do not trade list. | Fair enough. | |
I think the autist known as OP meant a debit spread. But even then, I don't know why he'd make a bullish bet this way... 🤔 | I absolutely meant credit spread | |
Call went as bad as I hoped. I think I’m gonna be better when the hedge funds start trimming their positions tomorrow and the downgrades roll in. | Fingers crossed | |
If you’re worried, roll ‘em out and you’ll be fine | How do you roll them out if they are only worth .01? | |
Good I noticed that too and seems kinda slow. But it's always encouraging to see seasons rated higher as the show goes on | The first season is basically a murder mystery with some politics thrown in. It seems almost like a prequel to establish the setting. The scope of the plot expands drastically each season after that. Some shows *cough*Weeds*cough* go off the rails when they try that, but this one keeps it together and keeps getting cooler. | |
you bought fd's 10% out of the money at peak iv without selling any in conjunction so my advice sir is manage your expectations | new people learning about IV crush every earnings! | |
Commissions? | Where | |
Interesting theory.. only one way to find out! I can definitely see it starting a bull run even without the algos. | Canopy gains lol | |
How does Roku make money beyond the device? The devices are cheap and I dont see device revenue stream growing forever. | like everybody else does. sell ads against your streaming habits | |
Not to turn this into a dick measuring contest or anything but I had an $8500 position in dis, half shares, half in $145 Jan 2020 calls. I was at a 2.10 avg on the calls and sold at a loss a few weeks before dis plus. I exited my entire position for around a $700 loss. Would’ve made me 7000 if I held :( | Aw bro :( sometimes you gotta have the iron hand and stay through the losses | |
If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free | 'And he really did give that blowjob' | |
Probably right | Prolly the worst bet ive ever heard. Look at roku and find one instance where it stayed flat lol... Especially in the past year lol. Id understand inversing me or a straddle but condor? Idk man. Risky bet. | |
That 5% he lost probably didn't matter too much then. | I thought so too | |
lol he's ignoring this | Bump, so we need an answer OP.. all time chart or you sir... Are a charlatan. I said it... |
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