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I think it's the high pitched trill that makes the sound carry so far | how does one trill in sign language with a high pitch | |
I like it but my wife threw a fit at the suggestion 🤔 | SHORT $WIFE | |
I'm up 6% on my $44 12/27's. Gonna sell at up 25%; ride this bearish divergence down a bit | i just lost $2 and sold. sorry dude. this thing wont stop. | |
Lmao fuck...TA on google.com.This is peak WSB. | Got to admit, looks better than the ones I draw on newspapers with the new crayons mommy bought me. | |
Just sell puts all year since literally everything is up. | Do you use any protection like put spreads? | |
Czech Republic is the best country in the world. | hahahAHHAHhahahAHHAHAHahhahAHHAHAHahahahha | |
Happens to every guy once in awhile | Long $PFE? | |
Does this apply to all things in life? Should I be inversing my daily life, like instead of getting fucked in the ass I should be doing the fucking? Let me know thanks 🙏 | 'Screaming rapist says Robinhood made him do it.' | |
I gotta clean my room and do dishes and shit | Shiiiet tough life, son | |
yeah okay, quarter earnings, full self driving is going to be released, battery day, start selling in china, i could keep going. | Wonder why Tesla is drilling rn | |
I wanted to fight that guy | Yeah he was a dick. You can’t judge someone’s intellectual ability based on where they get their haircut or the fact that they don’t wear shoes, that’s just pompous as fuck | |
Think we’re gonna have a pull back and then maybe green Monday. But hopefully 420 soon | Can you keep it at $400 for me please? | |
you probably made bank today with them puts eh? | He said he was SELLING 410 puts. Which to my knowledge would mean he was bullish on Tesla going up. | |
What would be the catalyst? | Your mom’s amateur peloton porn going viral | |
I see a pullback. Even for an AMD ultra bull like myself, this is getting dumb. No significant news or change in fundamentals, just a buncha pigs trying to get in for a quick buck and FOMO | It'll probably fall on earnings next month like it always does when the stock gets too far ahead of itself. | |
There's no way they actually let him talk to world leaders. | They definitely let him. It’s why he got impeached | |
I'm retarded but I want to get some longer dated calls | +1 | |
You’re right. Feeling better now. Was scared I got hepatitis B from all the massages I got while in Vietnam. | Prolly got super AIDs or its isomer exceptional AIDs | |
Of course, so many things where I lack. | like investing? | |
I made this account original to post pictures of my dick on gay subreddits (I'm straight), thats why its NSFW :D | U should do a hybrid of dicks and ta .. u could like make instructional videos and use ur dick as the pointer, or better yet wave it around like a conductor .. to my knowledge wsb is the only other homosexual stock community im aware of so you prob won’t have a lot of competition in the field | |
Check the 5Y chart. The upside is massive. | Their tender offer during the buyout mania was 4 dollars a share for about 4500 stores.That failed. They sold half the stores. and then did a 20-1 reverse split. That would value the current company at 40 dollars a share if you just split it in half. Which factors out their pharmacy fulfillment business that they retained. | |
how do i make money on the sidewise | Sell both of your kidneys. | |
lollll i think you’re gonna rip. when’s the expiration? | Almost certainly today | |
Imo there's gonna be a real nice correction in 2020 | I completely agree... we're due for it! | |
what do you mean up? | Just dumb luck. Probably gonna lose everything the longer I play 👍 | |
Do you use any protection like put spreads? | On index funds I have to use a spread. If I have enough cash for naked puts on stocks then I do that. | |
I've seen a lot of people say they hate the WeBull UI. | It's not great, but it has graphs! | |
we didn't win this one :( | No we did not. I rolled my calls out to 1/17 though so 1950 by then would be great. | |
Boy you are retarded | nah I'm right, she's trying to fuck with separation of powers here. house had their clown show and voted, now the senate is up at bat | |
What fucking planet are you living on that the SPY rallies 200%? | China US phase 2 talks going well | |
Lots of retired folks have self employment income. | Some do, it is not a huge percentage though. Also, passive income does not count which will deny further investments from a large portion of old peeps. | |
I am not sure if you are looking for a technical or headline justification of my entries - in case it is a technical, just know that system also takes in data for CL and ES to make RB trading decisions. | No, just speculating after examining your charts. I do a lot of reverse engineering on systems. CL is key to RB although they trade together in microseconds so can't really make too much use of datafeeds. That said, as I said the CL is very sensitive to technical levels. Everyone piles up hoping to scalp a few ticks. Problem is that when CL blasts through, it really blasts. I'm a flow trader using the DOM along with the algos that I have coded. | |
No because the past is gone | Touche | |
No way I know someone that works for Microsoft who said they’re releasing a real life sex doll. Good thing we trust and believe everything we read online. | Too bad the only model looks like bill gates | |
Their tender offer during the buyout mania was 4 dollars a share for about 4500 stores.That failed. They sold half the stores. and then did a 20-1 reverse split. That would value the current company at 40 dollars a share if you just split it in half. Which factors out their pharmacy fulfillment business that they retained. | The P/B ratio is totally retarded. It's 0.6 right now imagine before the big pop. | |
Man, $10K on options that are more than 100% OTM | and only 6x return on them.. Crazy IV there. | |
Do you expect me to use a literature level English in WSB? But no, not the first language. Does it really matter? | I expected an MLA paper, 1.5 point font and double spaced and i didnt get it | |
Ever bought nice furniture? Hand made furniture is extremely expensive when made out of quality hardwood. | ..so? What stock do you want me to buy? Who is making money off these millions of people spending on hardwood closets? | |
Doesn't really matter if you think it shouldn't be worth $70 billion. The only thing that matters for your investment choices is if you think it **will** be worth $70 billion. | Aka pie in the sky investing vs fundamental investing. | |
Pfft. Who needs a charger with gains like that. Buy a new phone | You could easily buy a new flagship phone every day for a year with those gains | |
I mean, anything really. If you are new to options, please don't play weeklies. Buy something a bit further out. Give yourself some room. | Much appreciated dood😎 | |
I FOMO'd into some bull put spreads this morning that are nearing max loss lol... | legally changing my name to Max Loss☠🍑 | |
Options held under a year are treated as ordinary income rather than capital gains | Ah thank you... didn't know options are treated diff than stocks. | |
$GM. Chads drive Chevys. | Correct, Bretts drive $F | |
22mm? don't think so bud. | https://www.tweaktown.com/news/69158/14nm-shortage-bad-intel-reviving-22nm-cpu-2013/index.html | |
SPY won gold medals in every event at the special olympics without even entering, but it's about to get pinched for doping | SPY sweeping the AVN awards in all categories!! | |
rofl tfw when you don't actually trade and get upset people don't like your intentionally ambiguous and usually inaccurate posts | His posts are fucking trash. He’s a paper trader? | |
Absolutely agree with this. The emotional aspect is just a state. You then have to worry about Greed, Fear, Hope and Regret. All these psychological states need to be checked or else you’ll blow your account over nothing. | Fear is my biggest one. Keeps me in check but then I get emotionally charged over not being riskier greedier and making more money. Go figure | |
Yeah not looking forward to tax season lol. Thankfully most of this is unrealized gains and capital gains when I do sell so I don’t have to pay income tax on most of it. But my recent option plays are gonna be taxed as income. | Unrealized gains aren't gain, my 'tard. | |
Put credit spreads because of the low volatility. OPEC is going to reevaluate cuts in March so oil likely to float up until then. It's been pretty resilient so far | So I've been researching this, are you selling OTM puts? I see like a $7 credit on 40-something risk for two weeks out. | |
This didn't age well | Nope! Check [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Biotechplays/comments/ebwfk2/pti_roundup_post_your_losses/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) out | |
You're about 18 years too late on the 'being the first space tourist bit' but yeah, there's really no way to test spacecraft except by sending it. At least they always start with unmanned flights. Or dogs/chimpanzees if we're in the 1950s. | yeah, the russians were selling flights for awhile, right? | |
did wsb just cure aids? | No, the mods still have it | |
Those will print, only takes 5 more points | Got out with a few tendies, weathered today bc of your confirmation bias so tyty | |
I'm going to community college and then to a cheap state school. Only gonna cost me like 25k in total. | Have fun at university of phoenix | |
no, tsla only goes up | I was pointing out the possibility. As long as we are all observing it. It should hit 420 next Tuesday. Right before Christmas for Elon. | |
Cool story though. 👍👍👍 | Naw, but seriously, don't talk shit about Alphonso. He was Harambe before Harambe was cool. | |
Well, my Jan 2020 Puts at $175 strike are not looking good right now. Down 99.7%. Bought them in November 2018 and should've cashed out during the summer drop, but got greedy. | Wow. You should make a thorough Reddit post so people can learn from this. | |
Got any actual numbers? | Yes, they're all positive. | |
U should do a hybrid of dicks and ta .. u could like make instructional videos and use ur dick as the pointer, or better yet wave it around like a conductor .. to my knowledge wsb is the only other homosexual stock community im aware of so you prob won’t have a lot of competition in the field | flair checks out | |
What's the catalyst here? | 11 million volume in the final minute of trading. WTF. | |
Not looking good brother. IV is low, volume is lower than what I would bet on. Also the downward trend . The whole thing to me says not good. I would cash out what you can but I am far from a Financial advisor. I don’t mess with options much besides scalping at work while bored and random lotto plays. | What's IV? | |
For these companies it's basically a tip amount | It could also be Robinhood's whole operating account | |
The only true answer. | Deal or No Deal | |
Can someone make this man a hedge fund manager? | I've seen hedge funds bloom from equally as retarded theses. | |
That sucks man. Who would've thought playing meme stocks was risky and can end poorly? | But the analysts said price target 39! | |
In-laws dropped off a bottle of macallan sherry oak that is delicious so more of that. | Never had it but it sounds tasty | |
Sell naked | But like I was saying, I need collateral in the form of 100 stocks or the cash equivalent. For many stocks, that means a lot of capital. Selling a naked put for TSLA means like $35000+ collateral. | |
They have unlimited money? Must have a RH gold account. | When you can create money out of thin air, yeah, it's unlimited. | |
No problem, that being said Deutsche Bank is still trash with lots of issues. So a short position on them wouldn’t be terrible... only downside is they have already fallen a ton so not sure how much they have left to go | Yea looked at their one year and they’re pretty much rock bottom already | |
? The GPS satellites are already in space. If anything they should have a stronger signal = better navigation | I mean if you're on the moon, using GPS is pretty useless. It's a system designed for navigating on the earth's surface, not in space. | |
They told me I need to come to their embassy for some oil tendies 👀 | 😂 | |
It's assigning a negative value and going off of that. So basically it's showing you the price to close the contracts. | So the total return shown is my actual profits if I were to sell at that price correct? Should I just ignore the credit value at this point? | |
you’re being dense, you know what he’s trying to say you bearhole | That’s it’s not a good idea to buy puts until it is? | |
Thanks! Made a video too if anyone is interested to see more info https://youtu.be/LZjjNvwY9Xo | Lol you even showed your Credit Karma. Love the video update. Now that you are positive and above water, I think it would be a great idea to reduce risk and not take on such huge bets anymore. Losing a great amount and making a comeback that quickly can make traders feel invincible. From a low of about $28k a month ago to $111k today is quite the comeback. | |
Long term insider. OP goes to jail for insider trading? | *cucks quietly from the closet whilst buying $amd calls* | |
that happened to sell when you're up? | I was up on AAPL calls and sold then the SPY play is what took me down. | |
might be idiotic question: I've been trading since 2016 and never learned how to report tax cuz it seems way to hard. Do I still own tax if I have spent those incomes? | You’re good, you just just stumbled upon the “what money? I don’t have any money” loophole | |
TSLA till $500 baby | Till $500? OP's only 18, they'll need something to invest in after next week too. | |
I was doing 1 to 3 days dte. Didn't check delta | Dude no wonder you are getting fucked. Gamma risk is stupidly obscenely high. Didn't check delta? Wow. | |
They have micros and mini. /MGC | Read the liquidity on those aren't good. What say u Capitan? | |
Looks that’s way. I’m still waiting... | We’re with you General🎖 - whether we go to 0 or 10x. | |
Don't be jealous, go out and do it | > Don’t be ~~jealous~~ a pussy, go out and do it | |
Next time..if you type a reply.. have the balls to keep it posted and not insta-delete it. | Huh? | |
I'm short on all positions | Depending on the position you should be long. | |
Sure you can but the effect is hardcore.. | This is wall street bets not r/investing. We snort our benzos. | |
Yay! Now I can buy 1/1000 of BRK/A | yep, that was my plan too. Just to say I own that stock and get pussies wet. | |
Trademate | Thanks | |
Too bad the only model looks like bill gates | AKA Bill Gapes. | |
Have fun at university of phoenix | ITT Tech\* | |
I've seen hedge funds bloom from equally as retarded theses. | can you give some examples | |
hey fellow vancouverite! not just the past week, the past month! | I generally enjoy the rain, but today is really testing my sanity... 😵 | |
That's kind of the point, by printing more money you devalue currency and fuck over savers | Fuck savers. Keep money moving | |
Who's Lisa Su? | She is the Alpha, and Omegle ... | |
Do you think they'll announce UK & Ireland sub numbers the way they did with the USA's? Flip Profit then use it for the Euro launch perhaps. | i'm sorry. my conscience won't let me continue. | |
Good read, come Monday I'll buy one put in solidarity 😯 | Please don't. | |
Not sure OP can handle getting turned down by a hooker after getting turned down by Vangaurd. | *Vangourd | |
Yore* | Yarr* | |
How much % per year can you reliably make selling options? Unlike buying options, I know its capped because theres limited upside and theres a lot more waiting (hold til expiration). | Going of my account -30% | |
Bro the stock rose when they announced their plans at postponing max production, no one knows what's going on | We were joking today that after watching the first half of the week, we were going to start a company that crashes planes then quits making them. After today, we added ships to our portfolio of hardware to bang together (yes, I know the crash was slight and Carnival nailed earnings...it’s a joke). Great to find a business plan that cannot go tits up finally! |
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