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Bruh I got some weekly 132 calls let’s go 🤪🤪 | My man | |
Mate get to a hospital you're having a stroke | That was earlier with mu lol | |
Honestly if its anonymous I doubt anyone would lie as they have nothing to gain | If you’re not lying to yourself then you’re not lying hard enough. | |
Dammit guys atleast upvote to help him out a little. This shit is getting rough | done. he should now see it as the top helpful comment. | |
I am Japan right now, peasant. | So he is in you? | |
lol why do you care about someone's post history Your OP sounds like a slapchop commercial ' Today might be your last chance to buy Service Now (NOW) below $185. ' Seriously? | Check out these nutz | |
I’m impatient | Learn to play the long game | |
There are no girls on the internet. | This. Dick, Tits, or gtfo | |
Yes, they let you use margin for options | For long options?!? Like, you have $500 in your account, you can buy $1000 worth of options? You're kidding | |
Bout threefiddy | *tree | |
I like to visit my sisters work, they have beer on tap at a software company, lets me drink as much as I want. | This fucking guy | |
Not enough for two MU shares, good for 1 MU and 3 AyyyMD though. | Wait till Monday, then it is good for two MU shares. | |
That's literally luck seeing how it's a weekly expiring today. Good job bro, too bad you didn't buy like $1500 worth or some shit. | But you know damn well if they had then they would've been fucked royally. | |
Problem is these are already a hedge against $NVDA. I guess I should have closed some but it’s already past 4. Got tied up with the Brazil Belgium match. Happy to see Neymar rolling on the ground for a different reason. | Brazil out and market is green. Today is a good day. | |
LMAO i thought you were referring DNR to do not resuscitate and trolling this sub | There r no DDs in here just words | |
Last night, Cramer said that it looks like we could be headed toward a recession to start the show. | Not until oct-nov, buy all the dips, market wants to go higher, look at us treasury bonds and all the crazy buybacks, last few months of bull run. ntflx, amd and amazon are your friends, don't touch anything else | |
Shhh. OP is how I make so much damn money selling calls. | This is what wsb is for TBH. Pick a stock you hold too much, hype it on wsb, sell calls. | |
Set an auto-reply message saying that you're out of the country until further notice. | Or say you’re the prince with locked funds in Nigeria and if they send you money first you’ll send them a million back | |
I'd believe that. I mean shit, outside of style, she's pretty much ripped off everyone. Lol. | my diiiick | |
I think C. would lead into A., and if A. happened, I think it would hurt China a lot more in the long term. China’s niche is manufacturing cheap crap, if their crap isn’t cheap, we’ll find someone else to do it. | Friendship ended with China, india new best friend. | |
Remake the car? Why not just give to the next person on the waitlist? | Tesla may need someone like you. | |
You paid for theta and for being too realistic. Next time buy 4500 for next week. That's literally the type of bet that Munger is suggesting | >Trying to understand it, so effectively the idea would be bet which is mispriced, like you mention in the other comments, but specifically related to this one, it would you want to buy some absurd OTM calls | |
People seem to forget that as soon as you quit looking for a job you are no longer considered unemployed. | Yeah cause you found a job. | |
Prepared. Will do well. | Wanna gimme a glimpse of those positions my dude? | |
Brazil does have great bottoms | Lord have mercy they do | |
No wage to garnish if I dont have a job. | checkmate employers | |
ThinkorSwim | So, autists can swim? | |
Lol this guy is 100% a neck beard | Don‘t be a dick just cos you are divorced. | |
You're a perma bull that calls miniature dips recessions. At least you have a sense of humor | This sub has called mini dips recessions since the great TQQQ dip of Jan 2018. Cheers. | |
Don't get me wrong... I am happy its moving upwards and all but we need to be at least 2x as high as the indexes or we come out net negative on red days with a beta of 1.6. The market is 'forward looking' stock buy backs kick off in September ~10 billion/ $53 = ~189 million shares purchased = ~ 16.3% of all out standing shares. ~ 16.3 x $53 = ~$62 share price if there is zero growth/ zero price movement on company that has beat on the last 11 of 11 earnings and raised guidance once again. | There's no guarantee they're buying back shares in September. | |
Yep, Linux based operating systems for specific industries is where everything is going. The personal computer is dying for the standard consumer and being replaced by phones and tablets, Apple and Google pretty much have that market covered. Microsoft’s value lies in its cloud not its operating system. | MSFT knows that the future value in the cloud though, they are pivoting in that direction. They haven't missed the boat this time, they are right there with Amazon as the best in cloud providers. | |
Soybeans shot up 38 cents, what did you buy? | Copper :( | |
When I say I was 'surprised' at the beginning of May, that surprise took me from deep in the green to deep in the red for the year. I had a BIG put position and held it too long thinking it was just volatility and I'd at least get a down day to get out. Still haven't dug my way out. | Thank you for the warning | |
I'd be happy to break even. Just gotta find some suckers to buy $10 calls. | If you think it will tank just sell and buy puts? | |
Bulb tech probably too easy to duplicate and compete on margin. Who buys bulbs for brand? Complex machinery though- that shit is only for the big guys. | Right but they went from an engineering and appliance company to this broad corporate monster. They have no specialities they just kind of do everything half-ass. They will suffer in the long term if they don’t get back to their roots or find a niche that works. | |
I own a few 100 shares in both AAPL and MSFT, I regularly trade options on MSFT for pretty consistent gains. Pretty much the safest tech stock in my opinion, it's not meme status like MU when it comes to volatility and gains but MSFT is a steady gainer with great internal diversity and now that they're pushing towards the cloud I'm extremely bullish, like 30% of my account is MSFT shares lol | Are you me? | |
Well you see there is supply and demand. | I don't know enough about AMD so I was just wondering. You guys follow these companies way more than I do. | |
This is what debt is for. | Man I don't wanna get margin called by Reddit, that's a new low. | |
Honestly, it doesn't seem quite violent enough. | 'well, I can gain so much and I can't lose more than I put in so might as well try... Aaand it's all gone. ' | |
Those all sound like employment to me. | That's what it sounded like to the Obama admin too. | |
U | N? | |
But the order of cause and effect is unknown. | It is us. | |
E | B | |
Jesus Crust | You can throw NVDA in there to make it a more family-friendly FANGMAN | |
it was the value of the stocks that fell for a short period of time | Oh okay thanks | |
Still the richest african American doh. | Not that it's difficult | |
They preemptively fucked us so it will be difficult to fuck us even more. | You’re kidding right? The Chinese govt can flip a switch one day and be like no these companies can’t operate here anymore, or bog them down in so much red tape they effectively can’t operate. There’s plenty more fucking that can happen. | |
Show your short loser | Wtf are you talking about? You’re probably one of these dumbass’ that blame everything on liberals. Are you not rich? Must be Obama’s fault! Learn to think for yourself. | |
I bought SPY short in 2012 and I'm still holding. I am down about 40%. Don't ever short the indexes. First hand | have you not looked at SPYs all time chart? there are instances where shorts made decent money. | |
For long options?!? Like, you have $500 in your account, you can buy $1000 worth of options? You're kidding | He is a lying faggot. Regulations do not allow brokers to let you to do that. He is claiming his portfolio was 100% long spy puts which is not possible to go negative on. | |
That seems to be the common theme with you software guys...what would you say...you do here? | A lot of waiting for things like compiling, regression testing, and combine that with how u r in front of computer all day. It’s easy to trade | |
Is there a bathroom in the top of the tower | Not sure, don't work in a tower. I stare at a radar scope in a dark, cold dungeon. | |
Still not sure I understand the point | Well, if you’re sharing your screen with a group of strangers, I can see where you wouldn’t want them to see your p&l. | |
Why don't you believe in Asians Go Wild? | I believe Asians are a myth tbh, I mean have you actually ever *seen* someone from China? Prob just a collective apparition conjured by wsb out of the need for meme stocks. | |
What else? | Benzos to come down afterwards? | |
What the hell are you hitman or something | Lol, unfortunately no. Sold my last business and am staying on to help them run it. It feels weird though. | |
nobody tell him | Lmfao | |
CVS is good right now. Being a hipster REALLY helps in the market. | and REGN | |
Dont take this away from me, man... | Shit I bet the week before it was only a quarter. Gains | |
That answer makes so much more sense now. I usually try to sell far OTM but I’ve never found (or even looked for) a good stock that stays in such a tight range. | I’m doing same thing with CRON now. Look at the last three months. Just hangs around $7. Good premiums on these calls because stoned fags buy them. But 100 shares at 6.50 to $7 and sell a 7.5 calls. | |
I think you forgot a zero. | ^ and that's not even a joke | |
chiiiiina | Jina* | |
To Be Continued... | Pool's closed. | |
100% suck-cess rate | They call me an overachiever cause all I do is suck-seed | |
Not until oct-nov, buy all the dips, market wants to go higher, look at us treasury bonds and all the crazy buybacks, last few months of bull run. ntflx, amd and amazon are your friends, don't touch anything else | FB too, Zuck forever. | |
sparkling water | La Croix I guess | |
He probably has no idea what that even means | I can't even imagine that world. | |
Pay is phenomenal but at the end of the day there’s something missing career wise | Exactly what someone I know said too. He ended up quitting. | |
Cisco is decent if you want networking. Juniper too. | Don't forget ubiquiti | |
Got it, so you’re kind of doing a wheel strategy with a leap off to the side as well. | I think I understand more what you are asking actually. The leaps would not cover short-term calls unless they were deep In the money and in that case it would technically be a spread | |
It's going down, but whether that happens by next week or month who knows. | I’ll sell you a 280 put | |
I'm betting on a small pull back next week. Then I will buy more calls for earnings. | No next week will be pre earnings run up and then more frustrating beat and drops | |
No my point is that the model used to come up with an analytical solution is completely bullshit and arbitrary and abstracted so far from reality that it makes zero sense to even consider. | TESLAAAAAA | |
He's as good as an upper tier high school art student now. The question is has he peaked or is he going to reach great master status with 15+ more years? | I see him painting a Mona Lisa of Dick Cheney that changes how we see what it means to be human | |
Thanks Daddy | Thanks Daddy | |
I'm picturing a chocolate dildo in Jesus's ass | if that's your first thought.... you should probably download grindr | |
I hope you can keep that confidence when you lose all your money. | at least he has money to lose. | |
Naked options. | Does RH even allow naked options? Wtf | |
I definitely need system installed this in my future yacht | Yacht futures > future yachts | |
True, you could just as easily sell $70 calls and still be fine. | Except 90s go down faster so they can be bought and resold many times by the seller | |
I think you misspelled autism | I think the word you are looking for is fag. | |
F | E | |
I still think it's useful to see at the very least that trading can be a successful venture. Sometimes we learn tid-bits from the interviewees, like on position sizing, basics, etc. | Definitely. It helped me realize that maybe I have a shot at navigating the mine field. | |
It's insane that Spotify almost had a 8 year lead in the industry and yet Apple music managed to pass their sub count easily. | Is it really that surprising when they have iTunes and the whole Apple eco system on their side? | |
Pretty sure RH has stop losses but I could be wrong | Only for stocks. If I buy an option I want to be able to put in a stop at -35% and a limit sell so I can go on with my day without having to be constantly checking my phone.. | |
Don't forget ubiquiti | I love Ubiquiti equipment, pretty much the easiest shit I've ever installed and operated. | |
That fag is probably a mod there already | he probably created it | |
Tim Sykes seems to be at least somewhat legitimate but he's probably not a popular name. | Nice, I'll check him out | |
There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits. | Dicks is dick once the lights go out ... | |
Jeez bud. Getting a little out of hand. Maybe take a breather and go for a walk. | 3252... we are going in the wrong direction you fucking losers. Downvote!!!!! Fuck you all. RH is free because they are not insured! I can’t spell whining! Because I only write win! So fuck you! Make me a mod or ban! | |
does this mean i can buy the spread in one click too instead of doing each leg separately? | Yes, one click close! This is a relatively new feature but it makes multi-leg option trading much bette | |
You mean 2 pages, right? | perhaps | |
hey im not taking sides here. as for the protection i dont think its due to that (they have enough money to hire bodyguards themselves anyways). its probably more to do with the fact presidents hold lots of confidential information so its better to keep em safe | An excellent point. I look at it from the point of view that we should protect the people we've elected to hold our highest offices. Our government wastes far more money on grants studying the reproductive habits of prairie chickens or the mating tendencies of transsexual goldfish than it does on lifetime SS details anyway. | |
Yeah man, in Texas, we dont have casinos because 'HuR DuRr GaMBliNG Is DaNgERoUs'. Evidently its 100% fine for retards to yolo away *borrowed* money on Robinhood. | Yeah at least I don't have to drive to Oklahoma or, God forbid, Shreveport to lose my money on options | |
TESLAAAAAA | I shorted Elon where is my yacht please? | |
Waiting for ~~Gedot~~ MU | This sub is so culturally literate, except that you spelled Godot wrong | |
fuck you, you watched the wolf of wall street once | Twice actually, and yes I had to google the spelling of quaaludes. | |
With legal gambling in the pipeline, soon enough we'll all have a bookie app and it'll be a lot easier to lose money | I dunno, I'm pretty good at it already. CRON calls stretching out my poor pooper. | |
Don't do this. | unless you want to be blind | |
Damn hackerz! | Український хакери |
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